SEGMENT 1--Wise Owls Want to Know About a Tootsie Pop, Goiter's Are Only on the Neck, You Could Hide a Goiter With a Cowl Neck Sweater, Fiber Has Always Been Important to Owls, Mom's Hooking Up With Chicks Is a Good Thing, The Cat's Wife Is On Another Station This Morning, and We Stumbled Into a Couple of Guests This Morning---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Today Is Wingy Wingy For Email of the Day, Finish Your Wings Was One of Obama's Platforms, Death By STD Is Painful, Gay Men Like to Share the HIV aka Gift Giver, It Is a Twisted World In Which We Dwell, and Albert Pujols Would Like to See the ManRam In St. Louis But Mozeliak Doesn't See That Happening---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Aging Process Is a Very Ugly Thing, and the Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll and the Guys Give Their Answer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Skat Man Brings It Strong, and Callers Get Involved with the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Jayson Stark Joins the Show to Discuss the Concern in the City of St. Louis With the Lack of Free Agents in the Offseason, the Cardinals Are Not Unlike Most Teams in the Major Leagues, There Are a Lot of Bargains to Be Found, Spring Training Is Not Too Late to Adjust, and It Will Be Interesting to See How Things Play Out with Manny---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Producer Joe Takes the Poll, Nell Carter Was a Lesbian, and More Callers Take the Poll Plus Cougar Hunter Jake Makes a Return to the Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Sports Updates Get Worse and Worse, Plus The Mercury Girl Jill Wagner Comes Back in Studio to Talk About Only Doing Our Show, She Is Dating A Current NHLPlayer, She Will Date Ugly Dudes, She Has Been Reduced to Getting Blind Dates, Its Brad Richards....We Shoot We Score, and She Is Going to be at the Auto Show and on WipeOut During the Super Bowl---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Bernie Miklasz Joins the Show From Tampa to Discuss Softening on the Springsteen Halftime Show, He Can't Disclose What He Is Going to Play, There Are Football Guys in the E Street Band, Serious Time Starts in the Super Bowl, and Bernie Thinks This Is Going to be a Great Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Times Were Different In the Days of the Old Master Painter, Today We Actually Have a Big Show....No Really, Having Issues Doesn't Make You A Bad Person, Talk About Having Speezer on the Show Last Spring Training, and What Will Spiezio Think of the Cardinals Off Season Moves---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Blues Head Coach Andy Murray Joins the Show to Discuss The Cat Being a Tattletail, the Guys Are Tired of Practicing, Did the All-Star Break Come at the Wrong Time, When Will Andy McDonald Get Back, the Goaltending Is Getting Better, How Do You Prepare the Guys For the Rest of the Year, and the Team Is In the Mix Every Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Barry Bonds Has Some Funky Urine According to the Feds, Blago Wants to Give a Closing Statement at His Hearing, Nike Should Be All Over Blago for a Marketing Campaign, and the Fighting Tigers Lost on the Road At Kansas State Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Puking On Someone's Floor and Punching Them Is Romantic, Mike Lee Is Friends With Molina But Still Hates Pujols, and Hugh Hefner Has Offered As Much As $10 Million To Jennifer Aniston to Pose in Playboy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tim Is Looking Forward to This Year's SuperBowl, What Is the Move On Watching the Game This Sunday, Remembering Watching Rams Super Bowl Games, Watching Big Games By Yourself Is A Lot Better, and Adam Timmerman Joins the Show to Discuss Kurt Going Back to the Super Bowl---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Former Cardinal Scott Spiezio Talks for the First Time Since He Was Released Last Year About Blago Appearing In Illinois, How Is He Doing Right Now, Living In Illinois and Coaching His Kids Teams, Talking About the Incident Last Winter, What Was His Situation at Spring Training Last Spring, Why Was Released From the Braves, Lots Of Messy Details From the Accident, He and His Wife Have Both to Rehab, and Learning From All His Mistakes---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Bernie Miklasz Joins the Show From Tampa To Discuss Bruce Springsteen Interview Day, Not Real Excited About the Whole Deal, Maybe the Boss Will Crack Out a Few Songs, and the Boss Has Released a New Album With a Terrible Song---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Everyone Is Here Safe and Sound and The Cat Was Worried About Doug, People Driving With Their Hazard Lights On, In St. Louis You Only Need 4WD For About a Week a Year, The Cat Has Received Offers From People to Tag Team On His Sponsorship of the WWE Recap, and St. Louis Gets to the Top of Another List---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Time for the Cat's Pajamas With Audio From a Reporter in Baltimore and Elias Coblentz Is Very Upset About the Troy Glaus Situation, and The Cat Receives an Invitation to Syberg's From a Listener---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Air Supply Chokes Tim Up Again, Ronnie Wingo Makes the Decision to Go to Arkansas, and Gabe DeArmond Checks In Very Quickly to Discuss the Move---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Ken Rosenthal of Fox Sports Joins the Show to Discuss When the Chips Are Going to Begin to Fall in MLB Free Agents, Are the Owners Working Together to Keep Salaries Down, Pettitte's Agent Made a Mistake, What Is Going on With Manny Ramirez, the Cardinals Will Stay in House for the 3rd Base Job, and the Cards Starting Situation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Keith Tkachuk Joins the Show to Talk About Playing in Montreal For the All-Star Game, Did He Get Family Time While At the Game, Scoring a Goal Was Kind of a Nice Thing, Playing the Game in Half Speed and Not Feeling Bad for the Goalies, and Preparing For the Second Half of the Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Jake Plummer Is Playing Handball Professionlly in Idaho These Days, He Doesn't Really Follow Football Anymore But Will Watch the Game on TiVo, and Maybe the Move is to Go Into Professional Handball---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Lingerie Bowl Has Been Cancelled This Year, The League Was Forced to Cancel the Game Because a Nudist Resort Wanted Less Clothes On the Girls, the LFL Has Always Set the Bar High For Class, and Tim Has Ordered the Game Before on Super Bowl Sunda---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Bernie Miklasz Joins the Show From Tampa to Discuss Yesterday's Media Day, Why Were There Less People There Yesterday, Older Guys in the Business Know that the World Has Changed in Terms of Covering the Super Bowl, Media Wise the World Is Upside Down, and Even Radio Row Has Lower Traffic This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Doug Thinks Blago Has Convinced Himself That He Hasn't Done Anything Wrong, Blago Pulls From Mandela, Dr. King, and Ghandi, Fox News Had to Work to Get a Piece of the Governor, We Shut Everything Down With Just a Touch of Snow, and The Cat Did a Bit of Following Up on His Check---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Dan O'Neill Joins the Show to Discuss Working In Cedar Rapids and Covering Kurt There, Does Kurt Playing in the Super Bowl Change Their Outlook After the Flooding, the Arizona Cardinals Chance In the Super Bowl, His Feelings Once the Big Red Left Town, Warner Helping Out the Flood Victims, and An Event Coming Up to Support Usher Syndrome---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Is Wearing a Sissy Obama Bracelet, Why Is the Subaru the Official Vehicle of the Liberal, Listeners Love Tim's Bracelet and a Bit of Political Talk---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Wingo Is Going to Make a Decision Supposedly Tonight On Where He Is Going to Go to School, What Is the Difference Between a 3 Star and a 4 Star Recruit, Playboy.com Has Released Their Top 5 Sexy Sports Reporters, What Has Happened to Jill Arrington, and The Cat Passed Out When Flying with the Blue Angels---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Bernie Joins the Show From Tampa Right Outside of Media Day, Freaks Galore Today With Chris Berman In Attendance, Has the Economy Changed the Amount of Coverage, Fewer Private Jets Probably Coming In For This Super Bowl, the Response to His Warner Column, Taking a Couple of Years Off Might Have Its Benefits, and the Nighlife In Tampa---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Doug Does Not Like Stone Cold Steve Austin's Theme Music, Tim Has a Stroke, the Self Importance at the Super Bowl, Usually Bad Stuff Is Going to Happen, The Cat Doesn't Do a Whole Lot of Shooting When on the Road, Doug Would Enjoy Going to the Crazy Parties to Do Some People Watching and the WWE Recap with Audio from Mickey Rourke and Chris Jericho---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show and Doug Feels Bad For Gabe Because Tina E Is His Theme Song, Wingo Is Expected to Make a Decision Today and Most People Think That Mizzou, Illinois and Arkansas to Be the Top 3, How Good Can Wingo Be, Does Being Red-Shirted Change His Decision, and Is He Surprise the Basketball Team Is Not in the Top 25---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Three Guys With Beverages You Better Be Careful, The Cat Has a Problem He Needs Fixed, Can You Get a Check Remade After It Expires, The Cat Still Has His Checking Set Up Through Kansas, The Cat Has to Leave Early For a News Story, The Homeless Urine Can Be Used For the Olympics, and St. Louis Is the Crown Jewel of the Great Plains---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Schedule Changes at Team 1380 This Week Joe Went to Wingy Wingy This Weekend, and The Cat Was Pranked By Listeners of This Program---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Joe Torre Is Writing a Book Calling Out ARod and Developed a Weird Love For Jeter, Plus Why Would Joe Write This Book Now and a High School Coach Is Looking For a Job---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Will Clark Joins the Show to Discuss Celebrating His Anniversary This Past Week, Mark McGwire's Brother Is Trying to Make a Buck Off of Family, Did Will's Brother Have Problems With Having a Superstar Older Sibling, McGwire Was Hitting a Lot of HR's Before All of the Craziness, Who Was the Best Pitcher He Faced, and Joe Torre With His Tell All Book---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The NHL All-Star Game Is Thrilling Stuff, Doug Loves Watching People Play at Half Speed, Big Walt Scored the Opening Goal, and Are the Guys Getting On Board With the Mizzou Basketball Team Yet---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Tim Is Having a Big Day on the Show Today, Super Bowl Week Coverage Gets Boring, the Show Is Now the Tim McKernan Show, Radio Row Is Packed Full of Nerds and Overweight Shaved Head Dude's---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Joe Strauss Joins the Show to Discuss the Cardinals Getting Involved in a Spending Spree, the Cardinals Were in Arizona to Watch Kris Benson Throw, Looper Is On the Dodgers Radar, No Changes Expected Before Spring Training Opens, Is There a Lohse Type Signing Available Before Opening Day, Brendan Ryan Has Buried Himself, and Doug Still Wants to Move Skip to Second Base---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Doug Only Needs About 4 Websites, Doug and Savard Have Video Blogs Where They Choke Each Other, Troy Glaus Is Going to Miss Some Action At the Beginning Of the Season, Tim Was Shocked To Hear the News, How Could This Take So Long to Come Out, and Tim Recalls the Injurygate Going Back to the Spring of 2002---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll and the Guys Give Their Answers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Callers Get Involved With the Window World Exit Poll Including Erin, Who Drops Potty Language---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

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SEGMENT 5--Jay McGwire's Ex-Girlfriend Backs Up His Claims Against Mark From His Book, Still Questions About Why Now, Angry Alex Tells Tales About Timberfake At the Girls Next Door of the Year Event, and More Polling---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--The Cat Would Love to Have Blago Take the Poll One Day, The Cat Calls Out Females When They Break Wind, and Continuing the Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Nik Richie of TheDirty.com Joins the Show to Talk About Coming to St. Louis at the End of February for His Birthday Tour, Is He Dating a Chick In St. Louis, What Did He Think of the "Cab Ride", Pulling a Plastic Surgeon For the Site to Give Away Plus +2's on the Site, and Fake Breasts in Scottsdale---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Big Show Full of Guests Today on the Show, Strange Ways of Cheering On Your President, The Cat Says that Pujols Joining the Show During Spring Training Is a 30% Chance, John Mozeliak Says that Skip Schumaker Will Get a Shot at 2B in the Spring, and the Blues Pick Up 2 More Points in Chicago---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Cardinals Reliever Chris Perez Joins the Show to Discuss the Cold in Tampa, He Would Love the Opportunity to be the Closer, Closing Is a Pressure Packed Situaton Regardless of Age, Getting Tired Later in the Year, Working With Different Pitching Coaches at Different Levels, and Will Spring Training Be Different For Him This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Joe Buck Checks In With the Show to Talk About Finally Getting Some Time Off, Going to Branson, Traveling With His Dad When He Was Younger, What Does He Think About This Arizona Team Going to the Super Bowl, Does He Find Himself Rooting For Kurt, Spags Is a Great Hire for the Rams, and Disappointment in the Cardinals Off Season Moves---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Blues President John Davidson Gets Involved with the Show to Discuss Last Nights Big Win Over Chicago, Confidence Within the Team Right Now, What Are the Real Possibilities With the Team in the Second Half of the Season, Getting Guys Back From Injury, the Forwards Are Coming Back to Help on Defense, and Getting Better Play Out of the Goaltenders---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Lots of Talk About Michelle and Barack's Relationship The Past Couple of Days with Audio From a Braindead Fox News Anchor and Audio From Rush Limbaugh Talking About Hoping Obama Fails---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--On the Last Blues Road Trip The Radio Engineer Fainted Because He Saw a Horrible Injury on the Monitor, Doug Thinks that the Radio Engineer Is a Sissy, Mark McGwire's Brother Jay Is Writing a Book about Mark's Steroid Use, Jay Claims He Would Shocked If Mark Did What Canseco Did, and Jay Hasn't Spoken With Mark In A Long Time---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Big Irish Mike Shannon Is Heading Down to Austrailia For a Little While, The Cat Suggests Getting the Oak Ridge Boys on insideSTL.com, Tim Is Ready to Have a New Website Already, and Ways to Get insideSTL.com to Have More Video---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Charlie In For The Cat, Charlie's Middle Name Is Leonard, Doug's Dads Name Is Elmer, This Is One of the Slowest Sports Times In Recent Memory, Obama Is President But Apparently Channel 4 Show's the Price Is Right, and St. Louis Area Coaches and Their Initial Press Conference---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--The Mayor of Portland Is Openly Gay and Had a Relationship with An 18 Year Old Boy, James Buchannan Our 15th President Was a Homosexual, The Comparisons Between the Obama's and the Kennedy's Is Getting Out of Control, and the People Should Wait Until Obama Actually Does Something Before the Idol Worship---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Callers Get Involved With Their Thoughts On Obama---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Chris Kerber Joins the Show to Talk About the Exciting Finish on Monday in Boston, What Is to Expect From the Blackhawks Tonight, Who Is Going to Be In Goal Tonight, Manny Legace Tends to Pick Up a lot of Injuries, and Does David Backes Have What It Takes to Be the Captain of the Blues---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Talk About the Video of Timberfake, Rudy, and Mickey Carroll With Audio From the Event---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Donovan McNabb's Sunday Went From Bad to Worse When He Returned to His Arizona Home, the Pro Bowl Is Changing Its Schedule, and Some Weird Hockey Creep Checks In---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals Reliever Brad Thompson Joins the Show to Discuss His Wedding, Randy Flores Handling the Service, How Has Life Changed Since He Got Married, What Does He Do On a Day Like Today, What Does He Think of Carp's New Look, Troubles Growing Facial Hair, Signing a New Contract, and What Will His Role Be This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Loves to See the Charlie Marlow Promo on the 2Fox, The Cat Just Busts Into Empty Locker Rooms, No Parents Break Out the Belt Anymore, Dealing With Punishments For Children These Days, and Charlie Was A Bad Child---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--The Cat Was At the Big Event Yesterday...Winter Warm-Up and Lost His Power Supply for His Computer, Big Win for the Blues In Boston Yesterday, Doug Drops Some Hockey Knowledge On the Folks, Skip Schumaker Claims To Not Be a Very Good Infielder, and Audio From Steve Spagnuolo at His Press Conference Yesterday---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--More Spags Audio About His Coaching Ethics, What Is Worse Right Now the Economy or the Rams Defensive Back Situation, Spags Is Going to Have to Make Bulger Work, and If Spags Can Identify Talent He Will Already Be Ahead of Linehan---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Cardinals Reliever Ryan Franklin Checks In with the Show to Discuss Running Out of People to Sign Autographs For at the Winter Warm-Up, Tony's ARF Show Was Awesome, Thinking That He Could Close Again This Season, What the Hell Is the Mental Make Up of a Closer, What Is His Offseason Work Out Routine, and He Went Hog Hunting a Couple of Weekends Ago---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show to Discuss Preparing to Watch the Obamafest Today, Pinkel Would Make a Better President Than Mike Anderson, How Is It Possible that Mizzou Plays So Poorly on the Road, Nobody Really Knows Who This Missouri Basketball Team Is, Laurence Bowers Has the Possibility to Be a Big Time Player, and Is Mizzou a Tourney Team Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--MLS Talk with ESPN Pulling Out of their Thursday Night Telecasts---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Drive Thru Liquor Stores Kind of Promote Drinking and Driving, Charlie and Doug Skipped Out of Winter Warm-Up This Weekend, Chris Carpenter Got a New Look, Doug Says Our Pitching Ace Is Amish, Doug Still Believes That There Are Plenty of Moves to be Made, and Callers Get Involved With Their Thoughts---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Governor Steve Kline Joins the Show to Talk About Going to Watch a College Basketball Game in Baltimore Tonight, Major League Pitchers Having Their Role, the Difference In Coming Into Games Early Versus Late, Young Pitchers Want Everyone to Like Them, Excited to Watch the Super Bowl, and Mike Lee Wants to Talk with the Governor---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Bringing Heat, Guestless Right Now, The Cat Couldn't Get Away From the Winter Warm-Up Yesterday, Cali Taylor Was Dressed Nicely Yesterday, The Cat Is Pierced On His Calves, Tim Feels Like the Cardinals Are the King's Team, and Yesterday Puts a Bow on Warner Going to Canton---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Steve Spagnuolo Is the New Head Coach of the St. Louis Rams, Tim Slept Until 2 PM on Saturday, Did Devaney's Prior Relationship Play A Part in Bring in Spagnuolo, Bringing In a Defensive Guy Was Needed, What is the Difference Between Martz and Spags,There Was No Excitement For Linehan When He Came On As Head Coach, and The Rams Got the Guy That Everyone Wanted---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Today Is a Holiday But the People Need Us, and The Winter Warm-Up Crowd Are Salt of the Earth Folks---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Cris Collinsworth Joins the Show to Discuss Being Surprised About Arizona Making It to the Super Bowl, Arizona Looked Like One of the Worst Teams in the League at a Point This Season, Kurt Just Landed in the Hall of Fame, A Great Story Heading Into the Super Bowl, and What Is Warner's Future in Arizona---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Big Sold Out Crowd at the Winter Warm Up Yesterday, The Cat Got an Autograph Request Yesterday, The Cat Arranged to Have Todd Wellemeyer Get An Autograph From Chris Duncan, and Ryan Franklin Wants to Come on the Radio Show to Talk About His Hog Hunting---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Fun and Games From the Girls Next Door of the Year Event---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Kingdom Joins the Show to Discuss Kurt Warner's Big Day Yesterday Against the Eagles, Kurt Put the Team on His Back, Why Would You Blitz Warner, and McNabb Wishes Kurt Never Played in the NFL---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

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SEGMENT 9--Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Doug Questions Why We Live in St. Louis Again, Doug Says KSDK Is a Dump, The Cat Has a Heavy Heart This Morning, How to Hockey Broadcasters Do It, Doug Runs the Point When Things Get Off Track Especially with Mike Lee and Mickey Carroll, and Chris Mason Sheds a Tear Tonight On the Blues Pre-Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Marshall Faulk Joins the Bernie Miklasz Show Yesterday to Discuss Leslie Frazier and His Involvment in the Head Coaching Search Process, Clock Mismanagement By Former Head Coaches in St. Louis, Plus Chris Mortenson of ESPN Joins the Show to Discuss What He Is Hearing About the Head Coaching Search Here in St. Louis, Rex Ryan and Jason Garrett, and What Does He Know About Leslie Frazier---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Girls Next Door Brooke and Hana (Late) Hop on the Show to Promote the Girls Next Door of the Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Jim Thomas Joins the Show to Discuss His Thoughts On Where the Head Coaching Search Is Headed, Jason Garrett Has Only Been a Head Coach For 5 Years, Rex Ryan and the Jets, Duds in the Interview Process, Odds that Haslett Retains the Job, What Is the Time Table for Naming a Head Coach, Plus Isn't It Weird That They Are Holding the Interviews in Los Angeles---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Cat's Food Delivery Man Got Into an Accident Last Night and He Was Worried About His Food, Doug Is Curious About Where to Get a Sandwich and He Would Go Hungry Without the Advice of This Program, and Audio From Kevin Slaton and Bill DeWitt III---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--St. Louis Cardinals Pitcher Kyle Lohse Joins the Show to Talk About Getting Ready to Workout Today, Are the Players Required to Come to the Winter Warm-Up, Does He Pay Attention to How Much His Autograph Is Worth, Was He An Autograph Hound As A Kid, and How Much Different Are His Preparations This Season Compared to Last Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Bernie Miklasz Joins the Show to Discuss Where He Believes the Rams Are Going to Go With Their Head Coaching Choice, Rex Ryan Is Putting Together a Staff for the Jets Job, What Has Steve Spagnuolo Done to Deserve Getting to Pick the Players, Does Interviewing in Los Angeles Make Sense, His Belief on Pujols' Future in St. Louis, and Can the Cardinals Get Things Taken Care of Before He Becomes a Free Agent---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Went to See AC/DC Last Night, Angus Young Did a Strip Tease and AC/DC Packed the Scottrade, the Crowd Reminded Tim of the St. Gabe's School Picnic, There Are People That Give Off the Drug Vibe, Guys at the Cellphone Kiosk Give Off the Drug Vibe, and Will the Guys Be Judges in Contests When They Are in Their 90's---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Did The Cat's Dad Pull a Lot of Tail During His Time on Stage, and Its Time For the Cat's Pajamas with Audio From the Bradley Basketball Team Singing and Kanye West Explains Where He Gets His Fashion Tips, Plus Eddy Curry Has Some Trouble on His Hands---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Are the People of Ritenour Proud of Cali Taylor, Cali Has Made Out With Chicks At Our Events Before, Mike Lee Calls and Bothers Doug Everyday at Channel 4 to Let Him Know He Lives Close to Ozzie, and Leslie Frazier Interviewed with the Rams Yesterday---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Girls Next Door Maria and Meagan Join the Show In Studio Promoting For the Girls Next Door of the Year Contest---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Trey Wingo Joins the Show to Discuss the Power In Bristol, the Rams Coaching Search, St. Louis Fans Pulling For the Big Red, Larry Fitzgerald Is Just Getting Wide Open, Jim Johnson Is Going to Bring the House on Kurt, and the Defence Is Going to be Killer in the AFC Championship Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Mickey Carroll Joins the Show to Talk About the Cold Weather, Judging the Miss America Contest, Mike Lee Wants to Talk with Mickey, What Does Mickey Look For in the Contestants, and Who Has Mickey Worked With in the Past, and Quite Possibly the Greatest Segment in Show History---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Kingdom Steps into the Studio to Tell Us He Enjoys Listening to the Show, the Bar Is Not High for the GNDOY Contest, Carpe Is Going to Watch the Game Sunday at a Place Called the Man Castle, People Would Enjoy Heckling Slaten After a Warner Mistake, and Arizona Has Terrible Coaching---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--What Are Todd Wellemeyer's Credentials to be a Judge For GNDOY, Felipe Lopez Will Not Be Back This Year For the Contest, More GND's In Studio Today, The Cat Is Still Laughing About A-Liking the Skrip Clubs, the Rams Are Down to the Final 5 For Their Head Coach Search, and Judging the Coaching Candidates By the Picture in the Paper---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Joe Theismann Checks In With the Show to Discuss the NFC Championship Game and the Rooting Interest of St. Louis Fans, You Don't Just Have to Live in St. Louis to Appreciate What Kurt Warner Has Done, the Transformation of the Cardinals, Is Kurt a Hall of Famer, and the Rams Search For a Head Coach---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Ann Colter Joins The View Yesterday Morning and the Shots Start Getting Fired with Audio From Ann Colter, Sherri Shepherd and Whoopi Goldberg---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Major League Baseball Puts 2 New Members into the Hall of Fame, Rickey Henderson Is a No Doubt First Ballot HOF'er, Rickey Was Kind of a Flake, Jim Rice Gets In on His Last Chance, Does That Make Edmonds a Hall of Famer, and Mark McGwire Receives Less Votes This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show For His Weekly Visit to Discuss Wingo's Trip to Arkansas, Where Is He Leaning, There Are No More Tiger Hostessess, Leo Lyons Suspended From Basketball Team, Mizzou Basketball Team Has to Learn From the Past, What Is Ricky Clemons Doing These Days, and How Did They Lose at Nebraska---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Bobby Goldsboro Brings Doug Back to the Sixth Grade and a Tougher Time, Plus the WWE Clip of the Week with Audio From Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Girls Next Door of the Year Contestants Devra Dunphy, Sharayah Barnes, and Cherish Kelley Join the Show In Studio to Talk with Mike Lee and the Guys, Plus One of the Girls Proposed to Her Boyfriend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--St. Louis Cardinals Pitcher Todd Wellemeyer Joins the Show to Discuss Not Looking Forward to the Winter Warm-Up, When Do People Start Asking For His Autograph, Do People Recognize Him When He Is Out and About, Will Drive to Florida On Monday, Does He Follow the Offseason Transactions, and Last Year the Media Ruled Out the Team---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Has Just Heard About Flying Squirrels, How Often Is a Home Team in the Championship Game an Underdog, Doug Says That Delhomme Had a Solid Game, Larry Fitzgerald Is the Best Receiver In Football, and The Cat Says that Brian Westbrook Can Be Contained---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Kurt Warner Thanks God Right Away After Winning on Saturday, Only a Handful of Players Went to the Warners During the Holidays For Fear of Being Judged or Preached Too, Doug Was Against the Ads For Stem Cell Research, and Callers Get Involved With Their Thoughts On the Religous Angles of Kurt Warner---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Rooting for the Cardinals Because of the History of the Big Red, and Being More Emotionally Involved This Year Than 2004 When the Rams Were 8-8---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Big Doings All Week Long For the Email of the Day Prize, Doug Is Still Upset About the Exit Poll On Friday, Doug Is Such a Simpleton, Does the Win on Saturday Push Warner into the Hall of Fame, The Cat Thinks That This Playoff Run Pushes Him Through, and a Rematch Between Donovan and Warner---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Jim Thomas Joins the Show to Discuss the Rams Head Coaching Search, a Mystery Candidate, Coaches Coming For Visits This Week, Interviewing Rules, Finalist Interviews, and Losing Out on Other Candidates Who Have Moved On to Other Teams---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Heather Wolff Winner of the November 2008 Girls Next Door Competition Joins the Show in Studio to Discuss Being South City Dirty, Working Late at Night at Sybergs, There Is a Difference at Wing Places, Not Dating a Club Owner in St. Louis, and Mike Lee Asks Boob Questions---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Adam Jones Likes Going to Some Place Called the Skrip Club, He Can't Go There Anymore, the Giants Might Bring Back Plax, This Is a Tough Time For Mavericks, and Its Not Going to the Clubs Thats the Problem---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Has the Day Off, the Weather Is Supposed to Be Nice Today, Doug Hates Putting Up Christmas Decorations, Chris Mason Will Have Nose Hair Pulled Out on the Blues Pregame, Mozeliak Is a Man of the People, and The Cat Is a Big Man in the St. Louis Media---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tom Jones Is Not Allowed to Have Anymore Plastic Surgery, Maclin Makes His Decision Today on NFL or Not, Charlie Says Press Conferences Mean He Is Going, Doug Is Different From His Television Persona, and Making Excuses For Utah Not Being the Number One Team in the Country---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll and the Guys Give Their Answers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Doug Is a Very Simple Man and Continue to Unveil the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Callers Finally Get a Chance to Get Involved With the Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Continue On With the Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Charlie Is a Little Shy When It Comes to Reading the Emails, Rudy Is Putting a Big of Weight Back On, and More Exit Polling From the Folks at Window World---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--John Mozeliak Joins the Show to Discuss Dealing With Multiple Radio Shows Wanting His Time, Being a Friend of the Show From the Beginning, Is He Going ot Scale Back on Media and Speaking, He Has Gotten a Little Soft with His Workouts, Doesn't Think the Team Is Done in the Offseason, Addressing the Pitching Issues, What Is His Typical Day Consist Of During the Offseason, Were They in With Any of the Recent Signings, and Taking a Look at the Prospects---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

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SEGMENT 5---Keith Tkachuk---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6---Joe Has Shaved His Mustache Off, Hope Solo Is In Town, Timmy Is Big Time In the Company Meetings, The Ink Is Not Dry, Tim Doesn't Know What a Fountain Pen Is, and Eli Manning Had a Wonderful Birthday---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Craig James Joins the Show to Discuss the BCS National Championship Game Between Flordia and Oklahoma, He Likes Florida in the Game, Big Fan of Tim Tebow but Doesn't Look Like an NFL Quarterback, Sam Bradford Is One Heck of a Football Player, His Thoughts on Utah Being the Number 1 Team in the Country, and How Does Speed Play into the Equation Tonight---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Having a Cinnamon Coffee Cake for Breakfast, Tim is Losing Weight Although He Is Not Working Out, The Cat Is Going to Give Up Chewing Once He Has a Child, Doug Still Contends That Wings Are Wings  Everywhere You Go, and Doug Is Two to Three Steps Ahead of Everyone---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Time For the Cat's Pajamas with Audio From Elias Coblentz on His Thougts of Aaron Miles Becoming a Cub, Rob Parker Has Been Fired in Detroit,  Does Fighting Belong in Hockey, and Does Doug Have a Stealing Problem---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--What Else Has Jon Secada Recorded, Bottled Water Is a Waste of Money, the Updates Keep Getting Better and Better, Free Food From the Blues, and The Cat Is Receiving Texts From Blues Executives---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Jets Are In Search of a Head Coach, Yesterday Boston College's Head Coach Interviewed For the Job, Boston College May Fire Him For Interviewing with the Jets, What Did He Do Wrong In This Process---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Jim Thomas Joins the Show to Discuss the Rams Head Coaching Search, Lots of Candidates at This Point, Which Other Names Have Been Added, Does Haslett Still Have a Shot at the Job, and the Roster Reshaping for the 2009 Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Assistant Coaches Getting the Shot to Interview for an NFL Job, Would You Be on Board with Jim Fassel, and Callers Get Invovled With Their Thoughts On Who Should Be the Next Head Coach---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--John Mozeliak Says that Maybe He Did Not Choose His Word Wisely, Thinking About Maybe Talking Less, Low Hanging Fruit Has Been Getting Him Killed, and Once Again Moving Players Around to Different Positions---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Cardinals Broadcaster Al Hrabosky Joins the Show to Talk About the Cardinals Moves Thus Far In the Offseason, the Closer Situation Going into 2009, Chris Carpenter's Situation, Chicago Has Made a Lot of Improvements in the Division, and Izzy's Best Chance for Success---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Doug Is Running Late Because He Is Stuck in Traffic, the Cobblestones On the Landing Get Icy, The Cat Believes When It Isn't As Cold the Ice Is Slicker, Big Show Today, The Cat Believes That There Are Still Moves to Be Made By the Cardinals, and the Cardinals Sign a Lefty---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Ken Rosenthal of FoxSports Joins the Show to Discuss the Traffic This Morning, Fans Concern In St. Louis this Offseason, a Strange Offseason, Is the Economy Changing the Offseason Plans, When Will More Pieces Start to Fall with the Free Agents, and a Possible Move for a Second Baseman---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Where Does the Fruit Hang For the Cardinals, Doug Can Imagine Tony's Reaction to Picking Up Royce Ring, Rosenthal Mentioned Orlando Cabrera As a Player That Could Move to Second Base, Doug Still Wants Skip at Second, and What About Andy Pettitte---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Texas Defeats Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl, Colt McCoy Said that No One in the Country Could Beat Them Right Now, with 34 Bowl Games All of them are Watered Down Except for the National Championship Game, and How the Big 12 Has Succeed in Bowl Games---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show to Discuss Mizzou Losing in the First Round of the 1999 NCAA Tournament, the Big 12 North Is Awful in Basketball, Is the Interest Picking Up in Columbia for the Basketball Team, What Is Happening with the Recruiting of Ronnie Wingo, and Has the Big 12 Showed Themselves to Be the Best in the Country with the Bowl Games, Plus The Cat Tells Possibly the Grossest Story Ever---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Our Updates Are Being a Huge Target for Email Fun, Apparently Michael Beasley Had a Triple Double Last Night, Doug Questions Why Certain Letters Are Even Needed, and Rich Gould Picked Which Days He Would Come Into Work---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Big Audio Clip Segment with the WWE Wrestling Recap with Audio From JBL and Santino, Plus Richard Simmons Decides to Kiss the Feet of an Anchor---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Cardinals Pitching Coach Dave Duncan Joins the Show to Discuss Where He Thinks the Team Is Right Now, Looking At the Closer Role, He Would Like to Have an Established Closer, What Does He Know About Royce Ring, What Does He Think About Pinero, What is the Health Situation of the Rotation Right Now, Between Motte and Perez Who Is Closer to Being Ready, What About Izzy, and Has He Spoken With Chris Carpenter Lately---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Doug Is Not Turned On By the Yeah Yeah, Doug Loved Seeing Utah Manhandle Alabama but Feels Sorry For Them, Would You Vote Utah #1 If You Had an AP Vote, Too Many Intangibles Still In Place For CFB, the Cardinals Win Against the Falcons, and Is Larry Fitzgerald the Best WR in the NFL---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Were We Just Called St. Louis' Best Sports Personailties, It Had to Be Directed At Doug Vaughn, and Audio From Tony LaRussa Discussing Aaron Miles Departure From the Cards---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--More Cardinals Talk with Audio From Bill DeWitt and Tony LaRussa Discussing the Pitching Options and Chris Carpenter From the Bernie Miklasz Show, and There Are Plenty of Talented Guys Available Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Losing Command of the English Language, Rex Ryan and the Baltimore D Carry the Ravens Onto the Second Round of the Playoffs, Ed Reed Always Makes Big Plays, How Do You Judge Some of the Rams Candidates, and Devaney Is the Guy to Make the Decision---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Joe Strauss Joins the Show to Discuss His New Years' Activities, The Cat Family Expanding, the Carpenter Situation Right Now with the Cardinals Front Office, How Fuentes Fell Apart, Happy with the Pick Ups So Far in the Offseason, Expectations for Adam Kennedy, Is There a Disconnect Between LaRussa and the Front Office, and Lil Dunc Says that He Is Healthy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Big Happenings During the Commercial Breaks, Ray Maualuga Freaks on Erin Andrews After the Rose Bowl, Does this Speak to the Content of His Character, and The Cat Doesn't Think This Makes Any Difference But He Is An Idiot---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--A Game That Doesn't Matter Is Getting Played Tonight Between Texas and Ohio State, Terrible Ratings For the Orange Bowl This Past Week, and An Oklahoma Sooner Is Running His Mouth About Tim Tebow---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Friend of the Show Cris Collinsworth Joins the Show to Discuss Saturday's Game Between the Cardinals and Falcons, Did Kurt Help His Chances Towards the Hall of Fame With This Win, Was Peyton a Deserving MVP, His Thoughts On Rex Ryan As a Potential Head Coach, and Trying to Find Offense---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Blues and Hurricanes Are An Exciting Match-Up, Still Only 8 Points Out of a Playoff Spot, Doug Watched Quite a Bit of College Football Yesterday, Producer Joe Is Growing a Mustache, Charlie Can't Grow a Mustache, and How Can Kurt Warner Always Have a Five O'Clock Shadow---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tim Hasn't Bought Anything for a Suit in Over 3 Years, Who Wears Pink, Why Do American Soccer Teams Get European Names, and the Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Charlie Wants to Know If We Are Scared About 3 Sports Talk Stations in the Market, New York City Has 6 Dan Caesar's, Why Do People Like to Read About the Media In This City, and People That Like to Bitch About What Shows Are and Aren't---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Charlie Likes Hall & Oates, and Finish Up the Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Big Walt Tkachuk Joins the Show From Raleigh to Discuss Trying to Find a Way to Win, Trying to Take the Pressure Off the Young Guys, His Relationship with Murray, the Yankees Spending Big Cash in the Offseason, Would Love to be a Part of an Outdoor Game, and His Gameday Plans---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Kathy Griffth Drops a Dirty Word on CNN's New Years Eve Special, Who Has Made It Huge From Our Show, and the NFL Playoffs Kick Off and There Is Very Limited Interest---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Coach Mike Ditka Joins the Show to Discuss the Non Sellouts in Arizona and Minnesota, What Is the Most Appealing Game of the Weekend, the Rams Head Coach Search, and Coach Isn't Really In the Mood To Chat With Us This Morning---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Charles Barkley Gets Arrested For a DUI and Wanting to Pull a Little Head From His Female Companion with Audio, Brian Fuentes Goes to the Angels and Miles Goes to the Cubs, What Brokedown Between the Cards and Miles, and the Cardinals Continue to Be Inactive in the Free Agent Market---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN