Friday Show Synopsis
By Austin Voelker
Hour 1

Tim Is Getting Early Morning Phone Calls and A Preacher in Chicago mocks Hillary Clinton. Tim Is Looking Forward to Hearing From Cougar Hunter Jake About His Conquests, Ghost Talk Stemming From Last Nights Happy Hour and A Gentlemen Who Could Be On the Show Today, and Callers With Their Input on Ghosts.

Wonderful Music from Sammy Sosa Coming Back From the Break, The Cat Has Always Wondered What Happened to the Group That Sang the Macarena and Does John Mozeliak Believe In Ghosts

Hour 2

The rest of the poll is revealed. The Cat is confused as to who exactly Andy Strickland is. From there the guys took calls on the pole. Tim talks of his high school days and being cut from the baseball team.
Here is the poll:

Best place for Chris Duncan. LF, RF, Triple A, Trade?
Nepotism a Factor?
T.V. Show you are embarrassed to like.
Share a Cell with Kimbo Slice, or contract Hepatitis C?
Sex and The City, or Entourage. Which depicts single life better?
Carol Burnet, would ya?
Scariest thing to find in your closet other than a raccoon.

Adam The Ghost Whisperer Boy joins the program. A plethora of paranormal talk ensues and The Cat is fascinated. The Cat asks if there are any gay ghosts that McKernan can play with.

Hour 3

Doug likes Bananarama as Tim hums Cruel Summer. The General Manager of the St.Louis Cardinals, John Mozeliak came on the show. He talks ghosts, cardinal baseball, and the state of the team. The Cat brings up the possibility of being haunted by the ghost of former Redbird reliever Ray King, who is most likely hanging out in the kitchen area. Tim adds that the contract of Tino Martinez still haunts the club. After some serious baseball talk more questioning of the GM reveals he does not believe in ghosts, or aliens, or any other unexplained legends as The Cat describes what a Yeti is.

The guys talk party chimes, ghosts, the devil, and take some more poll questions. The show starts to resemble Coast To Coast as listeners share some ghost stories. Then on to email of the day.


Left Over Riff Raff
Tim believes weightlifting stunted his growth……
Luckily for Tim, there are gay ghosts he can connect with….
The Cardinals GM does not believe in ghosts…

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Getting Early Morning Phone Calls and A Preacher In Chicago in Mocks Hillary Clinton and We Have the Audio---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tim Is Looking Forward to Hearing From Cougar Hunter Jake About His Conquests, Ghost Talk Stemming From Last Nights Happy Hour and A Gentlemen Who Could Be Joining Us On the Show Today, and Callers With Their Input on Ghosts---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Wonderful Music From Sammy Sosa Coming Back From the Break, The Cat Has Always Wondered What Happened to the Group That Sang the Macarana and Does John Mozeliak Believe In Ghosts---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Cat Is Not Scared of Ghosts, Doug Felt Bad For Sigourney Weaver In Aliens, and the Unveiling the First Half of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Unveiling the Second Half of the Window World Exit Poll and Callers Get Involved in the Poll, and The Great Things Talk Radio Hosts Do To Decieve Listeners----CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Doug Ran Into Tim's Old Baseball Coach From the U-High and Adam The Ghost Boy Joins the Show to Discuss His Ghost Tours At an Old School In Illinois---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak Joins The Show to Discuss Some Ghost Talk, Mark Mulder's Situation, The Chris Duncan Crisis, How Does Mozeliak Feel About the Team Right Now, and Where Do the Guys Who Are Rehabing Fit Into the Picture---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Callers Get Involved With Ghost and Devil Talk as Well as the Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

By Austin Voelker

Hour 1

There is some confusion at the start of the show as the guys confuse Nick Lachey for rebel boyfriend of Mallory Keaton from Family Ties, Nick Moore. Tim reveals the debut of a weekly Beverage Cart Girl of Insidestl.com segment. The Cat wants to end racism and stop using the term white trash.

Doug tells of his capture of a couple of raccoons at his house last night. The reason The Cat is grumpy is because he is going on 3 hours of sleep. He still continues his crusade against racism. The Cat is upset that Doug did not set baby giraffe traps, and suggested that giraffes are suckers for Funyuns. Then The Vaughn adds that he has no idea what Funyuns are. Beverage Cart Girl of the Week Ashley joins the radio program. Apparently she is into old people because her love for Doug Vaughn is exposed.


Hour 2

The guys discuss the possibility of Doug’s infidelity as he is certain that the crush the beverage cart girl has on him is a sham. Cardinals talk ensues as the boys talk of the future of the club and Chris Duncan.

Big Irish, Mike Shannon joins the show to talk some more baseball. They talked Cardinals, the closer situation, instant replay, and Stan The Man.

Cougar Hunter Jake called in to discuss the new Cougar of The Week promotion on insidestl.com and his hunts. This conversation sparks a segment devoted to Cougar talk, but Rudy calls in to put his one cent in, and it turns to Rudy talk.


Hour 3

The guys discuss their skills on Nintendo Wii, and Doug is informed that Nintendo does in fact make the Wii. The Cat says he is into real bowling. Then Iggy comes on to talk about the bowling show he used to work on. Iggy also tells of his PBA tour days and the groupies that followed.

Nick Richie of thedirty.com joined the show after some technical difficulty to discuss the latest affair Kobe Bryant is accused of. He gives the dirt on the whole situation and defends Kobe from his bitch of a wife Vanessa. Much more dirt was unloaded throughout the interview, and that led into email of the day.


The Left Over Riff Raff

You should say Human Garbage instead of White Trash according to The Cat…..
Doug may be losing 60% of his assets due to a possible divorce…….
At this exact moment, Doug is still wondering if the Beverage Cart Girl really does like him, or if it is all a cruel joke……

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Excited About the Show Today Filled With Fun Guests, The Guys Talk About Former Major Leaguers Blowing Up In the Matter of Months, Talk about the Debut of the Beverage Cart Girl of the Week on insideSTL.com---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Doug Caught One of the Racoons That Was In His Ceiling and The First Beverage Cart Girl of the Week For insideSTL.com Ashley Joins The Radio Show in Studio, Shares With Us Why She Is In Love with Doug Vaughn and Other Fun Information About Working Around Older Men Who Fire On Her Day In and Day Out---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Doug Still Believes that The Beverage Cart Girl Was A Set-Up and That It Was Not Possible For An Attractive Younger Lass To Be Interested In Him---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--If Tim, Doug and Jim Were Single They Would Be Slaying the Ho's,  The Cat Moonwalked On the Postgame Show Last Night, Wainwright Was Great Last Night As His ERA Drops and Could Have 8 Wins If He Had Any Luck This Season, and Bernie's Column on the Chris Duncan Situation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Who Is Going To Play in the Blues Celebrity Game In the Middle of June, Mike Shannon Joins the Show to Discuss The First 1/3 of the Cardinals Season,  What He Would Do With the Chris Duncan Situation and Would It Benefit Him To Move Either Down to AAA or Possibly Be Traded---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Rudy Calls In to Let Us Know That There Are Poll Dancers on the MetroLink and Also Some Hitting Tips For a Few of the Cardinals---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Doug Is Unaware of the Fact That the Wii Is Made By Nintendo, Tim Beats His Wife At Wii Boxing to Add To His List of Achievements, The Guys Talk About Their Bowling Skills and Approaches to the Game, and Iggy At One Time Had a PBA Pro Card---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--TheDirty.com's Nik Richie Joins the Show To Discuss What Is Going On with Kobe Bryant on His Site and How He Had A Story About Kobe Cheating On His Wife Again With A Laker Cheerleader Who Has Now Resigned and The D-Bags That He Blasts On His Site---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

HOUR 1:
Doug couldn’t sleep last night because there were loud noises coming from his attic, and he originally thought there was a buffalo up there…….Cat can’t believe Doug didn’t go up there to get whatever was up there to leave, and suggested that he needs to stick his head up there with a frying pan in front of his face incase the animal does a face charge……..Tim offered to pay Doug $6 to tape him going into the attic to put it on his website…..A caller suggests he may have honey badgers in his attic, and another caller says it may be squirrels…..Cat said maybe Doug’s wife is having an affair with a squirrel…..Another caller says that peppermint oil or peppermint alcohol would scare any animals that are up there…….Doug thinks it’s a raccoon, but Cat has come to the conclusion he probably has a baby giraffe up there…….Doug may have a collection of animals up there and he could open a petting zoo and charge families to come pet his animals.

Kimbo Slice is one scary guy. He will be fighting on CBS on Saturday, and they won’t let him wear his sponsor www.realitykings.com on the back of his shirt….Cat wonders what if Kimbo Slice and a squirrel are living up in the attic…..A website suggests to turn on a radio up there to scare the animal away…….The Cardinals bullpen would be very interested in hunting whatever is up there.

A radio host out of Pittsburgh was whacked because of his comments about Ted Kennedy. After learning that Kennedy had been diagnosed with cancer, Mark Madden said that he was disappointed because he had hoped Kennedy would’ve lived long enough to be assassinated…..The guys discuss if he should be fired or not, and Tim wonders about the details of his contract.



HOUR 2:
Cat’s Pajamas:
There was controversy in the FSN post game show last night because Al Hrabosky took a shot at the Cat for not being able to work in “clam baked” into his post-game interview. However, Cat said that Al was wrong because he was challenged to work in 2 phrases----hair-brained and clam baked-----and he got them in the broadcast in the pre-game show…..Jose Canseco had said that he would fight anyone for $5,000, and he has found a fight partner in Vai Sikahema, who has a boxing background……Cat is confused by the city’s new anti-panhandling law—if it isn’t ok in those situations, why is it ok other times?


The guys can’t figure out why Ryan Ludwick wasn’t in the lineup last night. Doug said it borders on malpractice, and he guesses it stems from Tony being a genius and no one else is…..The guys wonder if Ludwick is on Tony’s bad side…..Cat said if you are Ryan Ludwick you don’t say anything publicly about not playing, and he thinks that it could be that Tony is trying to get Duncan’s bat going…..There is no logical baseball reason behind keeping your hottest hitter on the bench.


HOUR 3:
Dave Duncan:
Joel Pineiro will not make his next start. Yesterday, they did a MRI and the severity of the groin pull was more severe than previously thought. Dave’s inclination would be to give Mike Parisi the start and call someone up like Kelvin Jimenez to take his place in the bullpen….Duncan said it’s important not to bounce Anthony Reyes back and forth so you don’t disrupt what he is accomplishing down there……Chris Perez has handled himself real well. Off the field he has conducted himself well, and he is taking in how to be a major league player. He has been very consistent in his performances, and he has pitched with a lot of confidence…….Dave said he blames himself a little bit for Braden Looper’s performance last night because he told him how impressive he needed to be against the Astros’ hot hitters. Dave said that Looper pitched too conservatively, and he let the counts get away from him. When his curve ball is hitting the strike zone, he has more confidence and it makes his fastball more effective……Neither Tony nor Dave call the pitches during the game. Yadier Molina and the pitcher are in control of the pitch selection, and Dave said before the game, they make sure Yadi and the pitcher are on the same page in how to attack each hitter…….Dave sees some guys in the minor league system that have the physical ability to pitch in the majors, and now they need to develop the consistency to be able to compete everyday in the big leagues…….Todd Wellemeyer gives you the impression he is a little goofy, but he is very serious and conscientious in his work and does everything he needs to do in preparation for his starts. He is very good to work with and very open to doing whatever he needs to do to be the best he can be. He doesn’t have the assortment of pitches that someone like Wainwright does. When his power isn’t working, he doesn’t have an alternative………Dave said he is in pretty good contact with Chris Carpenter, Mark Mulder, and Matt Clement…..Carpenter is making good progress and is throwing simulated games. Duncan is very optimistic about Carpenter being able to help the Cards in the near future. Mark Mulder has had a mild setback, and everyone is mildly concerned. There is a legitimate question in what will happen with Mulder. Dave talked with him yesterday, and he said he can’t get his arm in the right position and he has no control over it. His arm seems to drop and his elbow seems to drop. Dave said they are hoping something can be done, but otherwise they will have to look at an alternative. Mulder is getting frustrated at not getting to the point where he wants to be.……..Matt Clement is making slow progress, and the team is looking at him as being close to going on a rehab assignment to see how effective he can be in a competitive environment……Dave believes Izzy will come back and be a productive pitcher for the Cards. He is really throwing the ball good down in Florida. He is throwing bullpen sessions…..Chris Perez is a young pitcher who will have the time to establish himself. He will get his opportunity and there is no rush to get him into the closer role. Ryan Franklin has done well, and Dave said he would like to see Perez gain more experience in the majors before he is put in the closer spot.


Brendan Ryan:
Brendan said Doug has some problems if he has a squirrel in his attic….Brendan said he needs to retire his pink shirt because he went back to back without getting a hit when he wore it……Ryan is squatting at Todd Wellemeyer’s house, and they play a lot of videogames……Brendan needs to ride the Metro Link to the Galleria soon…… Wellemeyer is awesome; he is insightful. Todd is a very different cat…… The guys want to make a reality show of Wellemeyer and Ryan living together with J-Rod as their chef. Brendan offered to cook, and Todd looked at him like he was going to poison him…..Ryan said he would like to live with Jason LaRue because he is a Metro-Redneck. Brendan said he can’t figure out why Jason shaves his legs.



Leftover Riff Raff:
Doug is sure he will be bit in the face by a rodent before his attic situation is said and done……..It’s good for the economy to play Ludwick…..Doug only has one pan so he has to go beg in the CWE for another one before he sticks his head in the attic …..Brendan Ryan does not pop his collar, and he doesn’t think anyone on the team does…..Albert Pujols has snake skin on his spikes…..The squirrel in Doug’s attic might be having an affair with Doug’s wife.

SEGMENT 1--Doug Has A Giant Animal in His Attic and He Didn't Do Anything About It, Callers Let Doug Know How to Fix the Problem, Would Doug Be Upset if His Wife Was Having An Affair With a Squirrel, and How Do Raccons Move From Place to Place---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Doug Is Doing Some Research to Possible Solutions to His Rodent Problem, More Solutions From Callers, and Talk About Kimbo Slice Fighting on Network TV This Weekend But the Reality Kings Won't Be Allowed to Advertise---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Talk About Pittsburgh Sports Talk Radio Host Mark Madden Getting Fired for Statements Made Against Sen. Kennedy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Nick Carter Is Still A Fantasy For McKernan, The Cats Pajamas Time with Audio From Al Hrabosky Taking Shots At The Cat and News About Cracking Down On Panhandlers In St. Louis---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Talk About Last Night's Cardinal Game Being One of the Few Game In Which the Cards Were Out Of It From the Start and The Mysterious Absence of Ryan Ludwick in Favor Of Chris Duncan and Doug Is Angry About It---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Doug Is Going To Go To The Ballpark & Give Tony A Piece of His Mind, Joel Pinero May Miss His Next Start, Who Is Going To Replace Him In the Rotation and Is Reyes An Option---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals Pitching Coach Dave Duncan Joins The Show To Talk About What Would Happen If Pinero Is To Miss His Next Start, Would Reyes or Parisi Be An Option, How He Sees Chris Perez Adjusting to the Major Leagues, and How Dunc Works With Guys In the Rotation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Cardinals Infielder Brendan Ryan Joins The Show To Discuss Getting Things Out of Doug's Attic, His Lack of At-Bats Lately, Collar Popping, Whether or Not People Have Been Bothering Him On His Trips to the Ballpark, Living With Wellemeyer, and News That Jason LaRue Shaves His Legs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

HOUR 1:
Cat’s wife was in a taping of a movie at Lambert over the weekend with Matt Damon. She was a ticket agent, and Cat said she wasn’t just an extra and it might lead to other movies down the road. She ate lunch with Matt Damon (and around 75 other people)…. ……Tim said if there was a movie about E-Mak, it would be called The Informer, but Cat said it would be called The Annoying Guy.

Doug’s son graduated from high school and is going to Westminster to study business with a minor in “beagle” because the Westminster dog show is so wonderful. Cat said that he should major in etch-a-sketch because that’s the hot ticket.

This past weekend, Doug’s wife convinced a furniture store to take back a couch after they have used it for 3 weeks…..Doug has been to every furniture store in St. Louis in the past month, and now he has to find a new couch with his wife. Doug’s input doesn’t really matter so he is really just her driver…..Doug loves a gaudy pattern for his couch…. The guys agree that you need a foot rest built into couch, and that you have to have a spot for a beverage on the right and cheese nips on the left.

Tim has a drape problem, and asked for advice from Cat and Doug. Cat isn’t good at many things, but he is unbelievable at consumer advocacy. He once got 3 separate checks when he got some furniture moved into his house and they scratched the floor and dented the wall…..Maybe Tim should contact Elliot Davis because he paid for it…..A caller suggests that Tim send his father or Joe Theisman after the Drapery guy.

Jackie called in with one of her number poems, and she asked if Austin has said anything about her….The guys wonder why Austin and Jackie have been exchanging pitchers, and Iggy said Jackie calls the station 10 times a day asking for Austin.

The guys talked about Chris Duncan screwing up in left field, and they don’t like the spin after the series of “we won the series.”….Doug thinks that the Cardinals should trade Anthony Reyes for Dan Uggla straight up….There was an article in the Chicago Tribune saying if Jim Edmonds doesn’t get it together pretty quickly or he will get the boot.


HOUR 2:
The guys talk about hockey and Jeremy Rutherford’s article in today’s Post-Dispatch. They wonder what it would be like if the Blues were actually in the Stanley Cup Hunt and what kind of impact it would have on the city. It’s hard to believe the Blues have never won a cup, and it would be unreal for the city and for the Blues’ fans.


Tim recapped Bob Costas’ comments from a month ago in reference to hearing a show asking listeners “would ya?”……The guys thought it was strange to have Jay Marriotti on to talk about it…..Tim would like to have a discussion with Costas and explain to him why he does the show he does. Tim said he wanted to get out of sports television because of the way the industry is, and said that he’s sure when Bob first got in the business it was a lot different….Tim said he didn’t want his little percentage raise and to work on the weekends.



HOUR 3:
Doug has a mole problem, and was trying to figure out how to get rid of it. He was surprised that his cat wouldn’t kill it because that is his “job.” The Cat said Doug’s cat isn’t interested in killing a mole because he thinks Doug should do it because he is taller than his cat…….Producer Joe was firing guns in Atlanta over the weekend, and he said he will bring one over to Doug’s house so he can take care of his mole problem. Cat said Joe walking the streets after having a few is probably not a good situation much less Joe drinking a few and shooting guns.


U-Gas WWE Wrestling Recap:
Vince McMahon said it’s all about the money, and he will give away $1 million next week during the show, but he didn’t say how he was going to give it away.


Joe Strauss:
Joe enjoyed Duran Duran in high school so he liked the rejoin song…..The Cards last year blamed a lot of their problems on injuries to position players, and this year, they have had The starting pitching gives the Cards a chance to win every night because they keep them in it…..Joe said it is exciting to watch the Cards play this year
Joel Pineiro has yet to pitch deep into games, and Joe said that he burned a little trust early in the season when he said he was ready to come back too early…..Chris Perez will be the guy at some point, but Ryan Franklin has been doing very well. Joe doesn’t think Izzy will be back for at least several more weeks because they need to have him pitch a rehab assignment to make sure he will come back ready…..Mark Mulder was supposed to throw yesterday. Matt Clement is supposed to start a rehab assignment in the next couple weeks. Chris Carpenter won’t go on rehab for another month…..We may see Clement pitch this year, and he and Mulder may be on a similar time frame. However, just because Clement is going to pitch a rehab doesn’t mean he will throw in the major leagues this year, and the Cards need to see how he does in the rehab assignment……
Joe said if you want a bat to put behind Albert Pujols down the stretch, he said Ken Griffey was hinted to him. Jocketty is trying to get rid of him……Chris Duncan’s trade value isn’t very high right now, and he isn’t the same player since his surgery last year.


Leftover Riff Raff:
Cat’s wife was listening to the show and sent him a text…… Sharon Stone made an idiotic comment over the weekend about the earthquake in China being karma…….
Cat and Doug wouldn’t know the difference if Tim played the same WWE clip every week……Jim Edmonds has a curtain company……”Surprise, Surprise so you rub your eyes”……Babe Ruth used to buy hot dogs in the stands during a game…..Griffey is done according to Doug, and Cat said that Doug was done when they gave him a shot to be on the show….Doug doesn’t like killing animals and wishes his cat would kill his mole.

SEGMENT 1--Jenna Jameson's Man Had a Tough Night at UFC 84 on Saturday Night, Doug Says That UFC is Fake Like Wrestling, The Cat's Wife Will Be In a Movie With Matt Damon That Was Filmed In St. Louis Called the Informant and Good Will Hunting Is Tim's Favorite Movie---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2---Doug Talks About Sending His Kid to College and Returning a Couch He Has Had For Three Weeks, Tim Talks About His Horrible Drape Buying Experience, Crazy Jackie Makes An Appearence on the Show Talking God and Her Love For Austin, and Audio From Sharon Stone Acting Like a Moron in Cannes---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Does Not Like Hearing Spin About Winning Series and Not Sweeping Series When It Is There For the Taking, Where Was Duncan On Sunday Afternoon For the Fly Ball Against the Dodgers, and Going 4-2 on the 6 Game Road Trip---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Talk About What It Would Be Like to Have a Stanley Cup Run Here In St. Louis and What It Would Mean to Blues Fans---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tim Finally Got a Chance to Watch the Bob Costas Media Special on HBO and Discusses His Thoughts on What He Watched, and How The Cat and Doug Feel About Costas' Comments---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Tim Shaves His Head Every Other Day and More Callers To Discuss the Dumbing Down of America---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The WWE Wrestling Recap With Audio From Vincent Kennedy McMahon and He Is Giving Away A Million Dollars To Raw Viewers, and Producer Joe Firing Guns In Atlanta Over the Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Joe Strauss of the Post Dispatch Joins the Show to Discuss the Weekend Series in LA and What You Can Expect During This Weeks Series Against the Astros and Possible Moves for the Cardinals In the Next Couple of Weeks...Possible Ken Griffey Jr. Move---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Friday’s Show Synopsis
By Austin Voelker


Hour 1

The show got off to a rough start as the guys ponder shutting it down for the day to go gamble. Tim’s instant messenger was not working so naturally he threw a temper tantrum. The Cat tells Tim he is the Cody McKay of the station(He is here because of his father).After debating whether or not to quit early to go gambling, The Cat says he once made it to the final table in poker, but failed to write a column about it. He then goes on to say he thinks Apples are delicious.

Later in the hour, despite help from a caller to fix the IM situation, Tim is still complaining about his computer. The guys want to reveal the exit poll, but they still need to give out a would ya? Doug Vaughn then suggests a tranny, perhaps Heidi Klum if she had post op surgery to become a woman. The Cat then says he would rather have Seal. The Cat asks if Iggy subscribes to a pervert newsletter, and keeping with the “Tranny” theme, producer Ken “Iggy” Strode says that the Arquette brother is cute. McKernan then reveals that he and Doug touch, but don’t kiss because kissing is gay, touching is alright. The possibility of the would ya girl being pregnant comes up, and Producer Joe says he is terrified of women who have had children.

Doug goes off on everything in his house being broken as Tim still complains about his computer problems. The Vaughn talks of his recent experience at a high school graduation in which he arrived 3 hours early for nothing. The Cat then chimes in with a story from his graduation and what prank Craig Moffit tried to pull. After a quick threat by The Cat to punch Tim in the throat, a debate ensues about instant replay in Major League Baseball.


Hour 2

Tim does a promo for the weekend show View From The Seats, and says they are up and comers in the radio bizz. Producer Joe comes in to explain that when Tim said that, one of Joe’s favorite moves comes to mind. (Up And Cummers 42). Finally, the Exit Poll is revealed.
1) Will the Rams stay or go in 2015?
2) A. Would you support a tax funded stadium? B. Where would you put it?
3) Which Cardinal player would you most like to hang out with for one night?
4) Replay in MLB. Yes or No?
5) Do you believe in the afterlife? If so, what?
6) One performer in which you see a movie that person is in; you immediately know it is bad.
7) Maria Shriver, would ya?
After discussing the poll a bit, showing shades of Martin Kilcoyne, Doug mistakenly says that Ryan Ludwick is hot. Producer Joe makes sure to interrupt the show to tell everyone that his favorite band The Counting Crows is on Good Morning America. Billy Squier then becomes the topic of discussion and a caller breaks into his version of The Stroke.


Hour 3

Tim is mesmerized when a caller informs him of a girl on girl scene that Kristy Swanson did. He then heads straight to youtube.com to check it out. Then a caller accused Dough Vaughn of perhaps being into bestiality. Somehow the conversation turns to Rosie O’Donnell’s role in A League Of Their Own. Producer Joe then spaz’s out because the guys didn’t say Tom Hanks’ character’s name fast enough as Joe is yelling Jimmy Dugan, Jimmy Dugan, Jimmy Dugan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Norman Chad joined the program to talk Flintstones and poker. They talked about online poker, the future of poker on T.V. and government restrictions on gambling. Mr. Chad also discusses his favorites to win upcoming tournaments and his life as a married man. That leads to The Cat stating that he hates marriages that are a sham. Especially ones in which a man marries a woman to cover up his homosexuality. McKernan then accuses John Travolta of having one of those marriages.

After taking a few more calls regarding the poll, it was on to email of the day. The big prize for email of the day today is a Mythbusters DVD set.


The Left Over Riff Raff:

Doug loves the pair family of fruits……
Acey Deucey, and Toenail Clippers were some of the card hand slang The Cat came up with…….
Norman Chad has some weird marriage issues……
Doug’s new camera is busted as it is slammed to the concrete floor….

SEGMENT 1--Tim Has A New Computer and He Can't Get Online,  The Cat Thinks His New Computer Is Too Big,  Doug and The Cat Think We Are Going to Have to Battle Through Tim's Computer Problems and Sometimes You Have To Ask Yourself "What Would Skip Schumaker Do?"---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Segment Starts With Trying To Figure Out the Would Ya For the Window World Exit Poll,  Dougs Kids Break Things All The Time and Last Night It Was the Family Camera at Graduation and the Unveiling of the Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Communards Make Everything Better and Apparently Can Cure Cancer and Major League Baseball Testing Video Replay---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll and the Guys Give Their Answers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Finish Up Unveiling the Poll Questions and Callers Get Involved With the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--More Exit Polling By The Listeners---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Cat Believes Hell Is Non-Stop Soccer Games and More Exit Polling---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--World Series of Poker Commentator Norman Chad Joins the Show to Talk About How Poker Has Taken Off in the Last 5 Years, Getting Started With This Years World Series, Being There for 7 Weeks and the Future of Televised Poker---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--David Cook Would Be A Good Get For this Radio Program, Buck Martinez Was a Featured Voice On a Video Game Of Tim's, Who Has A Worse Line-up: Padres or Giants, FSN's Decision Not to Show the Replay of Chris Young Getting Hit in the Face Last Night and Doug Was Challenged By A Child----CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Producer Joe Comes In to Defend the Conclusion of hte Champions League Final, Europeans Crying, Goalkeepers Wearing Head Gear and All Things Soccer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Differences in Emotions and Actions Between Americans and Europeans, The Cat Is Still Standing By the Liverpool Incident of 1992, and Players Flopping Around---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Talk About Bernie's Column on His Discussion With Chip Rosenbloom, If the Rams Were Sold Where Would They Go, and Surfing in San Diego---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Commish Rick Hummel Joins the Show to Discuss Last Nights Game, including Albert Pujols Taking Out the Battery of the Padres in a Matter of Minutes, the Growth of Chris Perez and What It Means for Izzy, Who Is An All-Star Right Now for the Cardinals, and the Mark Mulder Situation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Favorite Hall & Oates Song Ever, Doug Would Never Kareoke, Tim Has a Friend That Crashes Kareoke Nights and The Cat Would Pay to See It Happen, and Doug Thinks that Kareoke Should Be Done In the Confines Of Your Home---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Friend of the Show Keith Tkachuk Stops By To Have Some Fun Talking About People In His Basement, His Kids, Off Season Training and Wiffle Ball---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Cat Addresses the Fact That the Show Now Has An Intern and Rusty Joins the Show and Talks About What He Has Done At the Station Since He Started Working and Going To School at Seton Hall---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Thursday’s Show Synopsis
By Austin Voelker

HOUR 1:

Tim found a Bud Light Lime under the desk in the studio, and the guys wonder if the Big Z brings beer to the show each day. Cat said he believes Jay Jr. drinks during the show everyday……Tim said he really likes the lime green color on the cap and bottle and that he really likes lime green popsicles. Doug said Lime green sometimes hints that something is radioactive….Cat’s wife, who works for Anheuser Busch, brought home a case of Mango Mojito, which Cat said they are going to enjoy this weekend. Tim makes fun of him for looking forward to drinking a girly drink and said it sounds like he should be enjoying his mango mojito in the arms of a man.


Tim reads from both Michael Silver’s article about the Rams being for sale and owner Chip Rosenbloom’s statement. Cat said it may just be due diligence to see what the market value is and what their options are because they will have to pay taxes on the team…… The St. Louis Business Journal had an article on Friday stating that in the lease that brought the Rams here, improvements have to be made every 10 years that makes the Edward Jones Dome one of the top 8 stadiums in the league. The leaders of the St. Louis CVC, which is in charge of the dome, said that they won’t have enough money to make the kind of improvements needed, and it will probably be very difficult to get the financial support needed from the city/state. Barring a miracle, the Rams will have an out in 2015 and would be able to move out of St. Louis. The guys play clips from Michael Silver and Dan Dierdorf, who is chairman of the CVC from Tuesday’s Roll Home with Bernie Miklasz and Randy Karraker.

If the Rams leave, the Steamers would be willing to come back and fill the sports void in St. Louis according to Cat.


HOUR 2:
Tim shoplifted a cassette from Target on Hampton back in the day, and Cat lifted some peanut butter cups one time. Doug is convinced it was just recently……Doug stole jock itch medicine when he was 16 because he was too shy to buy it. Doug advised to not wear a cup playing baseball because that is how he got jock itch……Doug suggested building the stadium out of marshmallows, and if it doesn’t work out, everyone can eat it.....The guys try to figure out who has enough money in the area to be able to buy the Rams, and they decide they should go to Harry’s to scope out rich guys.


Bernie Miklasz:
Bernie comes on to discuss the Rams topic and the Roll Home yesterday. Bernie said that if you are a serious player to buy an NFL team you stay underground---You don’t call Michael Silver. Bernie said that after conversations he had last night, the Rams are not for sale, but Chip has taken calls inquiring about the team. Bernie thinks the Rams will be sold at some point down the road, but Chip will find a good fit, and not just sell to some yahoo…..Bernie said there is no way that the dome will be brought up to the league standards because it would cost hundreds of millions of dollars, and it is hard to believe that there would be much financial support from the public since the Cardinals couldn’t get much funding for their new stadium…..The guys think it is unusual that there is no local ownership in any of the professional teams in St. Louis, and they try to figure out if anyone locally has the kind of money to buy them.


HOUR 3:
Cat’s Pajamas:
Just think, Gary Bennett could’ve been Yadier’s backup. Bennett is with the Dodgers, and actually said he has a mental block which affects him throwing the ball back to the pitcher……“City schools get it.” Gateway High had a student who was receiving grades but who in reality had been in school in Oklahoma for almost 2 months……Clinton supporters are now playing the sexist card, and cat is wondering if people are going to use the race card with Barack Obama.

Tim said he is an Obama fan, but the guys agree that they don’t think he will win. Cat said he doesn’t like Obama or McCain and would vote for Doug if he ran, but tim thinks both men are good candidates…..


Brian McMurtry:
The Executive Director of the St. Louis Regional Convention and Sports complex joined the guys to talk about the issues with the Rams Dome. When the Rams came to St. Louis there were 2 measurement dates agreed to in the lease that in 2005 and 2015….At the 10 year mark, the CVC and the Rams agreed to $30 million worth of improvements to the Dome by 2009. Some of those renovations have begun, including a new scoreboard….. There is also a proposal to improve the marquee on highway 70…….At the 20 year mark there are some huge stadiums coming on board so obviously the measuring stick is going to be tougher. There will be money there, but no one knows how much money will be needed and there won’t be a $30 million pot of money available…..The criteria for the stadium to be in the top 25% is a bit ambiguous, and each side will present their arguments and an arbiter will have do solve any disagreements.



Leftover Riff Raff:
Jeff Reardon wore a ski mask when he robbed the bank but his beard was sticking out…..
Cat once shoplifted peanut butter cups…..”Jock itch itches very much,” according to Doug…….Some people have gotten in trouble for interviewing people who didn’t know they were being interviewed……..Cat is going to call Michael Jackson to see if he would be interested in buying the Rams…. Ray King has 4 phones because he is a “business man.”…….Doug estimates around $400 million in taxes will be due from the Rosenblooms for acquiring the Rams from their mother.

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Says That If the Rams Leave It Would Be Bad For the City, The Padres Really Have a Crappy Line-up, Tim Discusses What Happened with insideSTL.com Yesterday, and Tim Is Excited to Discuss the Rams Situation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Discussion About the Rams Situation that Came Out on Yahoo! Sports Yesterday Along With Audio Cuts From Michael Silver and Dan Dierdorf on the Roll Home Yesterday Afternoon---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--According To Someone Who Texted The Cat If the Rams Were to Leave Town the Steamers Would Move to the Dome and Begin Play Once Again, and Callers Chime In With Their Thoughts on the Rams News---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Guys Talk About What They Stole As Children, Doug Would Rather Not Wear a Cup Playing Baseball Then Have Jock Itch,  and Tim Lays Out His Idea of How To Make The Rams Situation In St. Louis Work For Everybody Involved---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Bernie Miklasz of the Roll Home and Post Dispatch Joins the Show to Discuss Yesterday's News About the Rams and the Potential Sale of the Team---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--More Talk About the Rams and the Edward Jones Dome Situation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Doug Has Not Done Much With His Electronic News Journalism Career, the Cats Pajamas with Audio From Hillary Clinton and Tales Of a Friend of the Show Not Doing So Well---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Brian McMurtry the Executive Director of the St. Louis Regional Convention and Sports Complex Joins the Show to Discuss the St. Louis Business Journal Article From Last Week and How It Effects the St. Louis Rams and Changes that have Already Been Made to the Edward Jones Dome---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

HOUR 1:
Doug and Cat make fun of how much time Tim really puts into his website, which is launching a new design today. They said that Tim probably went to sleep at 5:30p Friday to get enough sleep to wake up by 11 on Saturday…….Tim’s wife can’t hit his slider when they play wiffleball…..Tim met his new neighbor who put up the privacy fence over the weekend because Tim hit one over the fence, and he brought it back to him. Tim uses the “whopper” big red bat.

Cat likes going to the Galleria. Tim likes the West County Mall. Cat said that last time he went to Crest Wood Mall, they had let wildlife loose, and shoppers could go hunting inside the mall. Animals could hide in the big
Tim talks about the nightmare he had with the first company he tried to have build his house, but couldn’t disclose the name of the company due to legal ramifications.

It’s interesting how players like Joe Magrane, who hated the media, have become members of the media after their career……The guys talk about Stan the Man at Busch Stadium yesterday and talk about how he was such a great guy and a great player. Doug went to Stan’s house one time for an interview and he was outside cutting the grass on his riding lawn mower just happy as can be…..Doug saw Stan hit a 420 foot home run in the Old Busch during an old timer’s game in the 70’s.

Bob Ryan of the Boston Globe wrote that the New England Patriots’ championships are tainted…..Greg Easterbrook on ESPN.com wrote that it is necessary for Bill Belichik to be suspended and a whole season suspension would be a light sentence.



HOUR 2:
Will Witherspoon:
Will is on his way to work out and jokes that he may do the elliptical


Derrick Goold:
The Cardinals were really overmatched this weekend against the Rays, but won because they got timely hitting when they needed it, and they made the right connection in the bullpen. Ludwick’s winning homerun gave them confidence going into Sunday. Derrick thinks that Ludwick needs to play everyday with how his offensive totals rank with the rest of the league in 30 fewer at-bats. He isn’t going to keep up his stats all season, but he is a threat that other teams have to account for……Chris Perez will pitch his way into a set-up role, and if he pitches well there is no reason that he will ….Perez knew that when he came I he had a great chance to get a mark, and he didn’t walk anyone….Derrick thinks Franklin will have to falter for Perez to be given the closing role.

Cat said it looks like there is no fear in Perez, and he is the type of guy that can strike people out, which is what you want in your closer. Doug said he should be given the closing job right away……The guys discuss if they think the Cardinals will be in the race at the dne of the season….Randy Karraker said he isn’t sure the Cardinals will contend in the end of the season last night on Sports Plus on Channel 5


HOUR 3:
A man who was being attacked by a bear said he pretended like it was eating his brains and he lay real still like he was dead…..The guys talk about rabbits, and Cat wonders why there are so many in the Central West End. What happens to dead rabbits? Cat never sees any.

Producer Joe is “sock-less in Seattle.”…..Tim said that Joe never wears

Doug bets that a good pick-up line is to tell a girl that you like tattoos so she shows you hers……Tim thinks if you have a lot of tattoos, in a lot of cases, you are very intelligent----causing Cat to remember why he hates Tim. Through the process of osmosis, Cat has been sucked of IQ points from hanging out with Tim.



Leftover Riff Raff:
Doug’s starter doesn’t work on his BBQ pit so he has to manually light it and almost blows up his backyard each time…..Doug doesn’t read directions…..when someone says “I’ll tell you what” you know…..German makes Cat very uncomfortable because he is Jewish…..Everyone loves hearing about who is on someone’s fantasy team……Doug has given up on his morals…..Cat would only go out to dinner with a porn star if he was wrapped in cellophane. pants section and it’s just like the wild…… today…..Will is a free weight guy. The guys joke about Matt Walsh being out at Rams Park taping their workouts on the elliptical machines… Will said until a final decision is made about spygate, he can’re really comment on it. Will said that the Rams made some good moves this offseason and had a really good draft and thinks the Rams will be good this year….Will knows German, and in his bio it says he knows other languages too, but he said he has been trying to get the Rams to fix his bio and get that out of there but it just never gets fixed. shorts because he is embarrassed about his barb-wire tattoo on his calf and Cat kept asking him about it, finally got under his skin after 4 years. Joe said that he got it with a group of people. Cat has a tattoo of Barney Rubble on his belly because he has been a fan of his work for a long time……Cat admitted that he kept pestering Joe about his tattoo because Joe has kept telling guests to call him Mr. Bubbles.

SEGMENT 1--Is Chris Perez the Next Cardinal Closer, Chris Perez is Totally Uneffected By Pitching at the Major League Level and Brings Gas Out of the Pen, Starting Pitching Hasn't Been As Good In May As It Was In April, McKernan Defeated His Wife Again in Wiffle Ball---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tim Enjoys the West County Mall, The Cat Says That There Was A Fine Collection of People At the Fan Show Last Night, Tim Talks About the Relaunching of insideSTL.com and "Good People", Doug Is A Gas Grill Guy and Talk About Stan Musial Day At Busch Yesterday---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Bob Ryan Speaks Out About How Spygate Is Not Dead and The Cat Doesn't See It Hanging Around For Long---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Rams Linebacker Will Witherspoon Joins the Show to Discuss His Bowling Event At the Beginning of June As Well As Talking About His Offseason Workouts, WHAM Was A Great Band, His Thoughts On Spygate and His Thoughts On the Rams Offseason Moves---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Derrick Gould of the Post Dispatch Joins the Show to Discuss the Weekend Series Against the Tampa Bay Rays As Well As How Quickly Things Can Get Turned Around With Saturdays Win, Ryan Ludwick Is Swinging the Bat Very Well, and Chris Perez' Role with the 2008 Cardinals---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--The Cat Wants To Know Whether You Would Rather Sit Through A WNBA Game or a Michael Bolton Concert, Tim and The Cat Watched Some of the Celtics/Cavs Game Yesterday, and Why Hasn't Jim Edmonds Joined the Show Yet---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Why Do So Many Groups Sing So High, Doug Used To Find Gallagher to be Funny and He Doesn't Find Robin Williams to be Funny At All, Was Doug Henning A Dandy Gentlemen, and Doug Henning Once Ran Away From The Cat---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Tim Was Staring At Rabbits In His Backyard and He Has Never Seen a Dead Rabbit Body, How Do Tattoo's Get Removed,  Tim Talks About Not Going To Dinner With Gina Lynn A Couple of Years Ago, and Tim Relays A Story From WTVT Channel 13 in Tampa About  A General Manager Getting Arrested---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Talk About Having Chris Moneymaker In Studio Yesterday and Then Frank Cusamano Took Chris One in Heads Up Poker For a Television Piece Yesterday, Sarah Jessica Parker Once Played Little Orphan Annie and The Cat Hates Her---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--The Cat Breaks the News That There is a Stuffed Racoon In the Cardinal Clubhouse, The CowBell Kid From Tampa Chimes In On His Drive Up From Tampa Trying to Bring the Heat of the Rays to St. Louis, Talk About Chris Duncan Trying to Chase The HR Yesterday in the Outfield---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Fredbird Came Into the Media Lounge Yesterday At the Ballgame and Interacted with The Cat and Martin, Does Fredbird Wear His Costume At His Home, Tim Cannot Understand Why People Would Get Into Being a Furry---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll and The Guys Give Their Answers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Talk About Ellen Getting Married To Portia Di Rossi, Talk About Mozeliak Needing to Intervene Over the Closer Role and Tim Was Mad After Yesterdays Game, Plus Callers Take the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Jim Edmonds and Carlos Zambrano Make Nice In the Cubs Clubhouse Yesterday and More Exit Pollers Including Itsvon From the Message Board Trying to Take the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--More Pollers Chime In With Their Votes for the Window World Exit Poll Including Ways to Find Talent for Cougars Next Door---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Dan McLaughlin Joins the Show to Discuss the Past Week of Cardinals Baseball and What Can He Possibly Add To the Show, Plus Fun With Audio From a 7 Year Old Trouble Maker---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day Results Along with the Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Will the Mr. Bubbles Name Be Enough to Carry the Cardinals To the World Series, No Red Carpet For Mickey Carroll Just A Giant ACE Bandage, The Cat Wants to Buy Producer Joes Time---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Can You Imagine Gang Members Walking Around Listening To Femmy Music, The Hatred From Cubs Fans About Signing Edmonds and How It Can Add To the Rivalry Between the Teams, and Drew Bennett Joins the Show to Discuss Hosting A Bowling Benefit and His Role with the 2008 Rams---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Callers Get Involved with Who Would Be the Most Hated Player to Come To A St. Louis Area Team---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Tim Was Left Out of the Athletic Side of His Family and He Gets Nervous Watching His Sisters Soccer Games and What Causes Parent to Go Nuts On Officials In Kids Sports---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tretch From Naughty By Nature Made A Brief Appearence In Porn, Crazy Ants Have Swarmed Houston, Talk About Last Nights Cardinals Game and Troy Glaus is Swinging Well and More Embarassing Parent Talk--CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Talk About Tonights Happy Hour at F15Teen and then Parents Who Have Embarrased Their Children Give Their Tales---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Friend of the Show Ryan Franklin Joins the Show and Busts the Cat With A Mr. Bubbles Right Away, Talks About His Role in the Bullpen and The Season So Far Plus His Last Time Out Hunting---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Chris Moneymaker Joins The Show In Studio to Discuss the $100,000 Playboy Poker Tournament at Lumiere, His Winning the World Series of Poker in 2003 and What Life Is Like As A Professional Poker Player---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN