SEGMENT 1--Producer Joe Is Filling In For The Cat and That Is Why the Show Won't Be Very Good, Tim Has Met Timberfake Outside of Busch Stadium, Why Do People Continue To Try and Join the SGM, Why Do Girls and Some Guys Make the Kissy Lips in Photos, and Couples Showers Are For Douches---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Illinois Reporter Brad Sturdy of insideSTL.com Joins the Show to Discuss the Illini Coming to St. Louis this Weekend, What is the Mindset of the Illini Right Now, How Do They Replace Mendenhall This Year, The Evolution of Juice Williams, What Are the Expectations of the Illini For the Season At This Point, and How Has Zook Been Able to Bring In The Talent---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Can't Understand Why A Man Would Want To Be Another Hairy Man, John McCain Has Selected His Running Mate According to FoxNews.com and She Is Married to An Eskimo---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Doug Needs a Little Communards Time, Does the Lead Singer Live In Sunset Hills, and David Duchovny Has Been Checked Into Rehab For Sex Addiction---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--PGA Tour Pro Jay Williamson Joins Us From the Deutsche Bank Championships and He Loves the Communards, Getting To Play in St. Louis at the BMW Championships, How Does He Feel He Is Playing Right Now, His Thoughts on the FedEx Cup, His Thoughts On the LPGA Having the Women Learn English, and the Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Callers Get Involved With the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Continue with the Polling Of the Listeners For the Window World Exit Poll and Tim May Have Found a Fill-In for the Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Will Jeremy Maclin Be Returning Punts This Year, Tim Has a Situation Going On People Talking About Bella Getting Breast Implants When She Hasn't, Plus More Window World Exit Polling---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Pull Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Has Been Re-Elected For the Third Time As the Leader of the New School, Does The Cat's Brother Wear Short Sleeves, The Penguin Thinks Our Show Is Awful, Does Bill DeWitt Have The Intention of Selling the Ballclub, and How Owners Enjoy Actually Owning Ball Teams---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--The Cat Is a Wanted Man When He Travels With the Cardinals, The NL Central Is Full of Jewish Baseball Players, Have the Brewers Awaken a Sleeping Giant, The Game Last Night Was Pretty Awesome According to Tim, Of All the People to Make Angry Albert Pujols Would Be On of the Last People on the List, Doug Says That It Is Pretty Silly That It Take Carlos Villanueva to Get Them Fired Up, and Chris Perez Was Able to Get Out of the 9th While Striking Out Three---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Did the Taunting Do More to Help the Cards or Hurt the Brewers, Are the Brewers Punks and Disrespect the Game, Do the Brewers Lack Veteran Leadership, and Who Do the Cardinals Need to Look Out For If They Were to Reach the Playoffs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Once Again Timberfake Checks In With the Show, He Has a Kid.....Apparently, He Took His Mom to the Van Halen Concert, He Doesn't Talk About His Charity Work, He Wants to Be the Fill-In Host, and He Still Sucks---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Friend of the Show Charles Davis Checks In With the Show As College Football Season Begins Tonight, His Thoughts On the 2008 Missouri Tigers, What to Expect From Illinois On Saturday Night, William Moore Is a Horse, Where Does Chase Daniel Rank In Terms Of College QB's, How Does the Big 12 Shape Up This Season, How Should Teams Handle Playing the Early Non-Conference Opponents, and Where Do Things Line Up for the Illini This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Timmy Knows New Edition and Doug Does Not, Michael Phelps Will Be Hosting the Premiere of SNL This Year, and Tim Wonders How Long It Would Take to Swim Across the Atlantic---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Tim Is Very Happy That FSN Has Found a Way To Allow Missouri Fans To Watch The Games That Would Not Be On The Air Without PPV and What Happened to the Big 12 TV Contract that Would Allow This to Change---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak Joins the Show and He Is Sorry to Diappoint That He Is Not Tina E, How Did the Confrontation With Villanueva Change the Game Last Night, If the Cards Would Have Lost Last Night What Would Have Been Going Through His Mind, Why Did The Cardinals Make the Decision Yesterday to Bring Up Josh Phelps, and What is the Short and Long Term Future of Colby Rasmus---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Talk About Funny Things That Should Be On YouTube, The Pinkel Patrol Will Be Joining Us Later Today, Has Tim Every Backed Out of Going to a Game Because of Illness, The Cat Has Big News For This Show That is Coming Up in Cats Pajamas, Who Would Be a Good Fill-In for Our Show Now that Jennings Is On With Bernie in the Afternoon, and Maybe the Show Should Hold Auditions---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--For the First Time Since Game 4 of the 2006 World Series Tim Was Looking Forward to Nerding Out on a Baseball Game, What the Hell Happened Last Night Against the Brewers, The Cat Says Sheets Was Pretty Good and Made Pitches When He Had To, Cards Were Unable to Get the Hit When They Needed It Early On, and Why Is Ankiel Hitting Behind Pujols---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tom Jones Looks Like He Has Had Some Work Done But So Does Kenny Rogers and Teasing the Cats Pajamas---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Doug Has Got Free Paneling, and Its Time For the Cat's Pajamas With Audio From Hillary Clinton and Some Crazy Michelle Malkin Followers at the DNC---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Mr. Belding Is Creeping Around Casinos In Las Vegas Rubbing On Girls, More Replacement Talk For When One of the Hosts Is Out, and Derrick Goold Joins the Show to Talk About Strange Games He Played In College, Is It Alright to Refer to Journalism School at Mizzou as J School, Are the Cardinals Done If They Lose Tonight, What is Going On With Carpenter, and Who Would He Sign Between Lohse and Looper---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--The Cat Could Imagine Doug Out At a Wedding Dancing on the Dance Floor, and Talk About Obscure Dance Moves Seen at Weddings---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Wonderful Music From a Young Girl In Missouri Brings Us Back From Break, Martin Took His Coat Off At the End of Sports Last Night to Make Himself Look Like the Brewers, Martin Jogs With a Pizza and The Cat Has Seen It Before, Tim Would Rather See Sandy Miller Strip Instead of Martin, and Which News Station Would You Like to See Get Tasered, Plus Martin Calls In to Defend Himself---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--University of Missouri Head Football Coach Gary Pinkel Joins the Show and Says the Intensity Level Is Raised a Bit Around Columbia, Is the Team the Hunted This Year As Opposed to Being the Hunter, What Did They Learn From Last Year, Potential Has Never Won a Game, How Are the Newcomers Adjusting to the Program, and His Thoughts On the Arch Rivalry---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Couple of Huge Games Coming Up The Next Couple of Days for the Cardinals, The Cat Says Good Thing That Todd Wellemeyer is Locked In and Has All of His Attention on Tonight's Start, Joe Mazzola Will Be In Studio Shooting Dennis Phillips' Time on the Show and He Is the Guy That Still Hasn't Gotten Tim His Wedding Video, and Ted Kennedy Shows Up at the DNC Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Ken Rosenthal of Fox Sports Joins the Show to Discuss The Two Game Series With the Brewers, What is the Likely Outcome of the Series, Could the Cardinals Be A Force If They Reached the Postseason, The Cubs Are the Best Team in the National League, Between Lohse and Looper Who is the Better Buy, and What is the Price Tag on CC Sabathia Going to be in Free Agency---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Last Night WWE Was Not Live on USA Because They Wanted to Show Tennis Live, and the Audio From the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels Telling The World He Is Back to Fight Chris Jericho---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Cat Wishes One of the Presidential Candidates Would Meet McKernan and Reference Him in Their Speech, Parents Are Purchasing the Sperm of College Athletes in California, How Do Expectations Change When Parents Realize They are Purchasing Athletic Sperm, and If This Worked Won't Elite Athletes Have Better Offspring Already---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins Us to Talk About Season Ticket Sales Have Gone Through the Roof, At Least Mizzou and Illinois Are Really Jumping Into Their Season, If Mizzou Is Going to Lose a Game This Is One That They Can Afford to Do So, Would You Lay the 8.5 Points on Mizzou, and Is Juice Williams Really That Good This Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--World Series of Poker Chip Leader Dennis Phillips Joins the Guys In Studio While ESPN Is Here to Follow Him Today, He Will Be Throwing Out the First Pitch Tonight at Busch, He Hasn't Made the Changes to His Day to Day Life Still, He Is Bringing a Posse To Vegas For the Final Table of the Main Event, Training Leading Up to the Final Table, and How Tough Is It to Deal With the Time Before He Gets Back to Vegas to Play---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Most Important Guy in This Series Against the Brewers Is Going to Be the Guy Hitting Behind Pujols, Ben Sheets Has Not Been Very Good in His Last Few Starts, Having A Little Bit of Fire Between the Teams Makes This Series Fun to Watch, and Audio From John McCain Introducing Daddy Yankee Yesterday---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Doug Thinks It Would Be Hard to Find the Liver on a Deer, Yesterday It Looked Like Chris Perez Was the Closer, The Cat Sends His Love to McKernan For the Party Saturday Night, Lots of Real Smart People Attended the Event, Producer Joe Got Lit Up At the Event and Kyle Lohse Did Appear At the Event Saturday Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--The Brewers Get Sabathia, The Cubs Get Hardin, The Cardinals Get A Guy Who Wants to Have Booty Shaking Contests, Wellemeyer Had a Good Time at the Event, Wonder What the Conversation Between Wellemeyer and Mickey Carroll Was Like, Why Do the Cardinals Have Bring A Dog to the Park Day, and Pujols Had a Huge Weekend Against the Braves---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Cat Doesn't Know All of Barry Manilow's Work, The Rams Play Very Well Over the Weeked in What Could Have Been the Most Important Preseason Game, The Cat Says that The Rams Have the Skill Players to Do Something If They Can Take Some Pressure Off Bulder, and The Ravens Are Not Really An Offensive Powerhouse---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Tim Is Looking Forward to Bouncing A Couple of Things Off of the Commish, and Kurt Warner Has Been Named the Starter in Arizona---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Commish Rick Hummel Joins the Show and Is the Only Classy Thing On the Show, Did the Cards Do Enough Against the Pirates and Braves, Will the Cards Have to Sweep the Brewers, Can the Brewers Catch the Cubs, Who Is the Better Pitcher Right Now to Sign For Next Year:  Looper or Lohse, How Does He Handicap the NL MVP Race, and When Is Chris Perez Going to Officially Lock Down the Closer Job---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--This is the Segment That Is Meant to Help Solve the Mystery From Saturday Night, and Plenty of Updates and News From the Evening---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The US Men's Basketball Team Defeats Spain to Win the Gold Medal and Tim Is Shocked At How Happy the Team Seemed to Be, Was the Celebration Due to the Fact That They Were Not Gold Medal Winners in 2004, and LeBron Seems to be The One That Took the Most Pride In the Tournament---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Talk About This Weekend's Mizzou/Illini Game, Would You Lay the 8.5 Points on Mizzou, and Why Is Illinois Being Over Looked In this Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Is Furious About the Chinese Gymnasts, Why Does the Age Matter, If You Are Younger Can You Fling All Over the Joint, Doug Is Taking His Kid to College Today, Tim's Freshman Year At Mizzou He May Have Been Raped By An Older Woman, The Cat Ended Up on TheDirty Yesterday and Timberfake Joins the Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Steven Jackson Returns to Practice Yesterday, He Talks to the Media and Apologizes For Comments He Has Made in the Past, He Doesn't Make Any Personal Predictions, Says He Wants to Get the Rams to the Playoffs, and If He Has a Bad Season It Will Be Blamed On Holding Out---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The 7:00 Hour Made The Cat Want to Hear Poker Stories, Dennis Phillips Was the First Poker Pro Knocked Out Last Night, and Some More Steven Jackson Talk---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll, The Guys Give Their Answers to the Poll and Listeners Get Involved---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Doug Is Taking His Kid to College Today, The Cat Wanted His Parents to Leave As Soon As Possible When They Dropped Him Off, The Cat's Parents Invited The Kids On His Floor To Ice Cream When They Were Getting Rid of Him, and More Polling From the Listeners---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--More Callers Getting Involved with the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 7--Finish Up the Polling, Producer Joe Has a Guest Coming In Town, Tim Hits On Girls By Talking Poker, and Big Grease Has It All Figured Out---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Daggett Sounds Like Tim Kurkjian, Big Guest Heavy Show Today, Producer Joe Is Going to Sell Advertising For Doug and The Cat's Website, Is Kyle Lohse Upset About His Promotion, Felipe Lopez Wants to Be a Judge For the Lingerie Contest Saturday Night, and Tim Is Dealing With Some Crazy Crap From An Angry Website Contestant---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--The Rams Will Be Playing Saturday Night and Steven Jackson Will Be On the Sidelines, Jackson Has Been Staying In Shape While In Vegas, How Will the Fans React to Jackson, Does Jackson Seek the Limelight, Who Are the Top 3 Running Backs in the NFL, and Some Strange Stuff Happens As We Try and Take a Caller Who Ends a Call with War Eagle---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Talk About Producer Joe's Debut on TheDirty.com Yesterday and The Comments That Were Left On His Page---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Cardinals Win Last Night and Pick Up a Game On the Cubs, Wellemeyer Hasn't Lost a Game Since the Beginning of July, Wainwright Looks to Start Friday and Pinero Heads to the Pen For the Night, Wainwright Is Not to Be Called a Starter, and Who Would Be Your Game 1 and 2 Starter if the Playoffs Started Today---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Iggy Has More Problems With His Neighbors, and Joe Strauss Joins the Show to Discuss Possibly Playing In Tonights Poker Tournament, Are the Cardinals Possibly For Sale, Is Pinero Alright With the Move to the Pen, Will Wainwright Stay in the Rotation if He is Healthy, How Did Carpenters Bullpen Session Go Yesterday, What Is Izzy's Medical and Career Situation, and Will He Appear At the Tournament---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Lita Ford Takes Tim Back to Living in South City, The Cat Doesn't See People Grinding When He Goes Out to Dinner, Not a Whole Lot of Sizzle In Sunset Hills According to Doug, 57% of the Women Polled on TMZ Would Rather Get It On with Michael Phelps Over George Clooney, and Jackie Stops By the Show For a Quick Word---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals Ninth Inning Pitcher Chris Perez Joins the Show to Talk About Not Following the Rest of the Bullpen to Show Bows Today, How Does He Handle Not Being Called the Closer, Would He Have Had More Successful Earlier in the Season If He Was Closing For the Time He Got Up, How Is His Slider Right Now, Has He Always Been a Hard Thrower, Making the Transition From Cather to Pitcher, and Do Bullpen Guys Like Having a Defined Role In the Team---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Ryan Franklin Joins the Show to Discuss His Bow Shooting Challenge Today, Why Shoot the Bow If You Aren't Going to Kill Anything, Who Is Scoring the Competition and What Is the Prize Today, Who is All Involved With the Shooting Today, How Does He Like The Cat's Goatee, How is the Knuckleball Progessing, and How Is Izzy Doing---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day.....Wingy Wingy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Afraid that He May Have a Virus on His Computer Because It Keeps Opening Window After Window, Doug Throwing Out Comedy One-Liners, Producer Joe Goes Down to the Ballpark Yesterday to Work on Booking Guests for the Party, and Fun and Games Talk From the Trip---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Not Much Going On For the Cardinals Offense Last Night and They Were Dominated By the Great Ian Snell, Pittsburgh Fans Just Don't Care, The Cubs Have the Same Record as the Tampa Bay Rays Now, What Is Going On With Wainwright, What Is Next For Chris Carpenter, and Has St. Louis Seen the Last of Izzy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Doug Feels a Little Fat This Morning, Todd Wellemeyer Wants to be a Judge For the Lingerie Contest Saturday Night, Doug Considers Entering the Lingerie Contest Because He Wants the Money, Does the Wizard Of Oz Really Match Up With the Dark Side of the Moon, and Is Izzy the Best Cardinal Closer of All-Time---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Derrick Goold Joins the Show and He Was Ticked Off A Bit Yesterday About Not Getting An Invite to the Party, Is the Izzy Injury a Get Out of Jail Card, Was LaRussa A Bit Harsh Last Night When Talking About Izzy, Izzy Has No Hopes Of the Hall of Fame, and What Does the Future Hold For Carpenter and Wainwright---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Does Doug View TheDirty.com Often and Where in the World Is Mark Mulder---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Tim Is Not a Myspace Predator, News Reporters Getting In Trouble For Posting Craigslist Request Looking For a Partner, and It is Time for the Cat's Pajamas with Audio From Bigfoot Fans and Bela Karolyi---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Doug Has Really Been Gaying It Up This Morning and Lots of Emails Regarding Caulking, Plus Nik Richie From TheDirty.com Joins the Show to Discuss The Cat Feeling Upset Because Producer Joe's Picture Never Ended Up on TheDirty.com, Nik Says That He Will Post the Pic Now, How Is TheDirty St. Louis Doing For Him, Nik Didn't Come to Vegas For the Fourth of July Party, and He Is Inviting His Stable of Horses to Vegas For the Labor Day Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Show Kicks Off With Steven Jackson Talk and Wondering When This This Finally Get Taken Care of, If Linehan Was to Get Whacked Haslett Probably Wouldn't Be the Guy to Get the Job, Is Haslett a Backstabber, Larry Marmie Is Still the Best, and This Month's Playboy is Pretty Good According to Tim---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Friend of the Show Joe Theismann Joins the Show and He Has Taken the Tour of Hollywood Homes, He Is Down to Only One Horse Now, Steven Jackson Looks Like the Bad Guy In This Whole Mess Right Now, How Much Does a Guy Miss If He Has Not Played in Pre-Season Games, Is Marc Bulger On the Downside of His Career, and the Chances That the Rams Leave St. Louis---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Cat Is Really Looking Forward to the Pre-Game Pep Rally Leading Into the Mizzou and Illni Game at Kiener Plaza---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Cat Has a New Phrase For When He Is Excited, Tim's Car Got Towed Friday Night on Washington Avenue for Unpaid Parking Tickets, When He Went to Get His Car Washed He Encountered an Anti-Semitic Remark From Someone at the Car Wash, and Getting a Car Back That Has Been Towed In an Absolute Nightmare---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show and He Loves Coming On to Nothing Remotely Related to Sports Talk, How Good Does Jeremy Maclin Look Right Now, What Is Happening With the Offensive Line, Is the Running Back Position Going to Be OK Without Tony Temple, Is There Any Concern About Playing Some Freshmen This Year, and How Good Is the Big 12 This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Tim and The Cat Agree on Things From Time to Time, The Cat Was Angry When He Picked Up the Post-Dispatch This Morning, and Is It Time to Lower the Drinking Age In the United States---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--More Talk About Lowering the Drinking Age and What It Means to Drinking and Driving with Callers Getting Involved---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Playboy Photographer and Pigskin Preview Author Gary Cole Joins the Show to Discuss Why This Month's Magazine Is So Strong, Why European Girls Are So Hot Right Now, How Did Shooting Danielle Go Last Year, How Involved Is Hef, and How Did He Go About Ranking the Teams in the Pigskin Preview, Plus the WWE Raw Clip of the Week---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day...Wingy Wingy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Hates that Chris Kaman is Playing For Germany in the Olympics, Doug Would Rather His Son Play For Another Country Than Have Crazy Parties At His House, The Cat's Mom May Have Had an Affair, Ron Pitts Was Terrible on the Rams/Chargers Broadcast, and the Rams Game Was Delayed Because of Lack of Ticket Sales---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--More Rams Talk and Tim Was Startled By How Empty the Dome Was, The Cat Says Why Would Anyone Go, Tim Is Scared By the Stability of the Rams In St. Louis, The Cat Says That Because Linehan Is Back Fans Don't Have Much to Be Happy About, The Rams Best Players Are All 3 Years Past Their Prime, What Has Steven Jackson Done to Demand More Money, Winning Cures All, and Callers Get Involved With the Rams Talk---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Cat Called Producer Joe on Saturday Morning to Let Him Know that Two Soccer Matches Are In Extra Time and More Rams Talk with Interaction from the Callers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Cards Talk, Looper Has Been Real Good His Last 4 Starts, Pinero Has Also Been Pretty Good, Lohse on the Other Hand Hasn't Been Able to Pick Up a Win, What Happens Next For Wainwright, and What is the Move for Carpenter for the Rest of the Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tim Is Pretty Sure That Sometimes He Is a Homosexual, The Governor Steve Kline Joins the Show and He Pictures Rose Petals With Timmy As Well, How Did His Ten Day Job Interview Go with the Giants, Matt Morris Screams A Lot, Now that He Is a Coach He Can't Show His Privates to the Media Anymore, He Played Softball Last Night and Went 2 for 4, John Mozeliak Never Called Kline and He Won't Call Mo Because He Is Too Proud, and Should the Governor Buy a Piece of insideSTL.com---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Possibly One of the Worst Callers in the History of This Show Stops By After Holding For Over an Hour....Make That Two of the Worst Callers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Back to Back Segments of Terrible Callers This Time It Is Rudy and Arty J Calls to Defend Himself???---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Martin Kilcoyne Checks In to Talk About Demarco Farr Being So Positive During the Fox Telecast of Rams Preseason Games, The First String Offense Is Not Very Good Right Now, Martin Is Not Sure That He Has Anything to Pull From His Time Doing Play By Play for His Video Resume, and Rams Fans Don't Have a Whole Lot to Cheer About Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Doug can’t log in on the studio computer so he wonders if he should throw the computer away since he doesn’t know the password….The guys don’t think Bernie and Randy messed it up…..Cat checked the internet and it says to throw it away…..Tim said Doug should bring his laptop and have a plan B……

They were trying to get the wave started at the Olympics last night…..Doug wonders if Beijing is the worst Olympic venue ever…..Some of the Marathon runners won’t compete because of the smog…..Three TV crews have been roughed up by Chinese officials for watching Tibetan demonstrations….Cat said that Democracy is not for everybody baby…..

Cat wonders why they would want Steve Kline on the show again because he had no idea what was going on last time they had him on……Last time Kline was on the show he was getting ready to go on an eight day interview for a Single-A coaching position in San Francisco……The Cards hired their Single-A pitching coach after talking to him for 5 minutes at the Sports Authority……Cat thinks they will get Kline on and the interview probably didn’t even happen yet……

The Spanish basketball team took a picture in China while they were pulling their eyes back to have slanted eyes…..The guys haven’t done that since they were in second grade…..The US team said if they took the picture, it would be a huge story……There are a lot of racists soccer fans in Europe……There is a group of Nazis who are fans of a team in Italy…..


Doug said it will be pretty big news if those guys really did find Bigfoot…..The press conference is scheduled for 9am in California/11am central…..They have boiled peanuts on the side of the road in the South, and Doug thinks they are horrible…..Producer Joe can eat peanuts but not tree nuts……If he eats a tree nut, his throat swells up and he gets hives and can’t breathe. He would have to inject a shot into his leg…..He can eat peanut butter but doesn’t eat mayo…… 


Exit Poll Revealed:

1. Which of the following is most likely to exist?
-Big Foot
-Loch Ness Monster
-Space Aliens
-Caucasion Shooting Guards

Tim---ALIENS; Doug---Aliens; Cat----Loch Ness Monster

2. Who do you blame in the Steven Jackson saga?
-Steven Jackson
-Jay Zygmunt
-Jackson's Agent, Eugene Parker
Tim----JACKSON; Doug---Jackson; Cat----Jackson

3. Would you cheat to get a gold medal if you knew you'd get away with it?
Tim---NO; Doug----No; Cat---No

4. Will you cheer or boo Jim Edmonds when the Cubs come back here in September? Tim----I'D DO NEITHER...BUT IF I HAD TO DO ONE, I'D CHEER; Doug----CHEER; Cat--CHEER

5. Last CD/song you bought or downloaded?
Tim----LITA FORD, "KISS ME DEADLY"; Doug----Greatest Hits of 80s; Cat—The Latest in Doo Wop

6. Mary Carillo...would ya?
Tim----YES; Doug----NO; Cat----NO

7. Best side dish with a good steak?
Tim----GARLIC MASHED POTATOES; Doug----Baked Potato; Cat----Hash browns


John Davidson:
John has seen Bigfoot in British Columbia……John said that the New York Rangers have to decide if they are going to sign Mats Sundin or not so they know if they can resign Brendan Shanahan, but Shanahan needs to make some decisions and can’t wait all year. He’ll have to make that decision that the Rangers haven’t signed him yet and he may want to go somewhere else….He can still score, and he killed penalties for them. Shanahan has been around the block and he knows the rules……Brett Hull is probably the greatest American hockey player of all time. He was a scientist on the ice……A lot of the players are in town already skating on their own at the Mills…..Single game tickets are on sale today… John took the exit poll: 1. Bigfoot; 2. agent’s fault; 3. absolutely not cheat to win Olympics; 4. He respects what Edmonds did in St. Louis, but he would be a Cardinals fan; 5. Bruce Springsteen and the Eagles; 6. can’t go there; 7. another steak…..


Doug reinforces that a baked potato or mashed potatoes is what you must have as your side when you eat a steak….At old age homes, folks generally have pudding with their steak……


Exit Poll Results:

1. space aliens 19, Bigfoot 7
2. 27 votes for Jackson,
3. 17-15 No
4. 18-14 cheer for Edmonds
5. no repeat votes; Nelly, Guns N Roses
6. 19-13 yes
7. baked potato 11 votes; mashed potatoes next; only Cat voted for hashbrowns


Leftover Riff Raff:
Doug is punch drunk this morning…..Cat got kicked in the onion bag one time playing soccer……Cat would rather interview the Bigfoot guys than Steve Kline……If you’re wearing shorts while biking, they are biking shorts…… Jamal Mayers confirms Cat’s claim that people eat hash browns with their steak…..John Davidson’s cholesterol is good----his wife told the doctor to lie…..Steve Kline must’ve been driving through the mountains because he didn’t have reception to come on the show…….Producer Joe plans on handling the InsideStl.com party “casually”…….Producer Joe is on the meatballs…..

SEGMENT 1--Doug Wonders If You Have to Throw Your Computer Away If You Forget Your Password, The Cat Said He Saw The Wave Trying to Be Started at the Olympics Last Night, Timmy Likes Him Some Hope Solo, and Doug Needs to Get a Laptop---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Not Only Big Foot Comes From Georgia Because They Have a Lot of Boiled Peanuts According to Doug, Producer Joe is Allergic to Tree Nuts, and the Unveiling of the First Part of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Loves the Softness of The Year of The Cat By Al Stewart, Would Ray King Float, and Some Polling Going On---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--People Are on the Edge Of Their Seat to See How Kline's Interview Went With the Giants, Doug Says The Cats Premise of Hash Browns with Steak Is Terrible, and Timmy Reveals The Plans for the 3rd Anniversary Party of insideSTL.com---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 5--Jammer Won't Be at the Party Next Week But He Texts McKernan During the Show to Confirm the Hash Browns with Steak, Student Steve Has Actually Seen BigFoot At Least According to Him, and More Polling---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--When Was the Last Time You Had an Afternoon Delight, The Cat Said He Took an Afternoon Nap at the Station and Woke Up With Doug Standing Over the Top of Him, and an ESPN Article Regarding the ESPN East Coast Bias---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Jack Wagner Was On Celebrity Phone In Yesterday, Rudy Checks In To Talk About Being a Judge at the Lingerie Contest Next Week, and A Bit More Polling---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Tim Says That He Has Been Ranked #1, Blues President John Davidson Joins the Show and Talks About Hash Browns with a Steak, Has He Dined With Anyone Named Shanahan Lately, What Is It Going to Take to Sign Shanahan, What Would Having Shanahan Mean to the Organization, and He Takes the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Window World Exit Poll Results and the Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tim talked about his concussion he suffered as a kid. Tim was gangster hooping at St. Gabriel’s gym in 1988, when he slipped because someone was mopping and hit his head and got a concussion. He said he knocked himself queer and was wandering St. Louis Hills not knowing what was going on……Cat said junior year while he was playing lacrosse, he launched himself at a defenseman and fell onto the field. He stood in the middle of the field just watching the action till his coach yelled at him to get off the field…..Doug took a shot in college and didn’t remember anything about it too. He was at the hockey rink at Mizzou at a fraternity party and someone slid in front of him and he said oh no and the next thing he knew was that he woke up the next day in the hospital…….Tim didn’t remember anything until he saw on TV that Jack Clark signed with the Yankees…..


Jack Clark used a Joe Morgan model bat because it was high quality. Jack was never superstar quality so some of the bats they would send him wouldn’t be consistent….. Jack wouldn’t mind getting back into coaching…..


The redbirds are soaring now…..Tony LaRussa still won’t call Chris Perez his closer, but Jack Clark called him that on the broadcast…..Where would this team be if they used him earlier in the season as the closer? Doug was screaming at the TV for Perez to be put in the game in the 8th inning and then he was put in…..Doug thinks when the end of the season rolls around people are going to say that the Cards aren’t in the playoffs because they blew so many saves……They had no other options anyway when they brought him up the first time, but Tony just never wanted to put him in a save situation…..The team said he had to work on his slider, but Cat said his fastball has so much movement on it that even if he shows slider every once in a while it will throw batters off……Perez said that the reason he was struggling a little in the big leagues was because he wasn’t being used everyday and he was used to being the closer…….


Derrick Goold:
Derrick thinks that if Adam Wainwright or Chris Carpenter would’ve been healthy earlier, the team would be in a much better position for the wild card spot, and that having healthy, top starters would’ve benefited the Cardinals more than having a closer the whole season……Brad Thompson will start Friday for Carpenter. Thompson likes starting and he wants to show the team what he can do……The Reds have a different lineup without Adam Dunn and Ken Griffey…….The Cards have fallen off a little bit in the standings, but they have been playing well…..It is important to win the game tonight against the Marlins because it’s hard to climb over teams this late in the season….The Cards are going to need some help because they don’t have a lot of games left with the Brewers….Chris Perez has a picture of Harry from Harry and the Hendersons hanging in his locker, and Derrick doesn’t think it was Chris’ choice of putting it in there. The veteran guys made him put it in there…….


Two Georgian men claim they have found a Bigfoot…..Cat said they know it is real because they found a Sam’s Club card that says Bigfoot on it…..If you are going to do DNA research you need to do it in Palo Alto, California…….It would be pretty hard to find just one of anything, according to Doug. A species needs to have parents and a school system…. There are all types of school systems, except for in St. Louis……


Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day, and Cat wants to know how many calories are in 12 tacos…….Cat is 5’9” 210 pounds……The guys don’t think Phelps is the most popular athlete in the world……The average man of the same age needs to eat 2000 calories a day……Phelps intakes 4000 every time he sits down at a meal. For breakfast he eats 3 fried egg sandwiches with mayo, 2 cups of coffee, 3 slices of French toast, and 3 chocolate chip pancakes. For lunch he eats a pound of pasta, 2 sandwiches with Mayo and drinks 1000 calories of energy drinks. For dinner he eats a pound of pasta and a whole pizza and has another 1000 calories of energy drink……He should train in St. Louis in the river and then walk up to Show-Me’s and eat wingy wingy……


Jack Clark:
Jack is an analyst for Fox Sports Midwest and works with Cat….Jack said there is nothing better than being on the field for him. He enjoyed coaching with the Dodgers because he learned a lot…..Players now a days are making much more money, and they are being moved up quicker into the big leagues…..Jack said his best playing experience was in St. Louis and his best manager was Whitey Herzog…..Jack said that “whitey ball” went out of style with steroids, and it is hard to find guys who can switch hit and steal bases……Steroids increased the number of home run hitters so then people stopped stealing bases and just hit home runs……Guys are more mentally tough now….When Jack came up as a rookie, he made the league minimum of $35,000…..Jack reminisced about different guys he played with.


Leftover Riff Raff:
Cat got his nickname because he had to get a cat scan……Doug was a stand in for some stunts for Johnathon Lithgow in Harry and the Hendersons…….The new school is having a big year……Brad Thompson’s new nickname should be the yo-yo……Cat doesn’t look much like Michael Phelps……Doug should go to Lenscrafters and use his senior discount……Jamaicans hate homosexuals……Michael Phelps used to train with the Wii……

SEGMENT 1--Tim Hates When He Goes to ESPN.com and the Audio Starts Playing Right Away, The Cat Says that Bigfoot Has Been Found, Tim and The Cat Both Think that Jack Clark Is Really Good on the FSN Postgame, Tim Got a Concussion at the St. Gabe Gym While Playing Basketball, and Why Didn't the Cardinals Resign Jack Clark---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Its a Big Week for the New School, The Cards Win Last Night in Florida, Chris Perez Was Able to Pitch Out of Trouble Last Night and He Should Be the Closer Officially Now, Bullpen Guys Like Having a Defined Role, and Why Did LaRussa Wait So Long to Put Perez In as the 9th Inning Guy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Talk About Crime In St. Louis, The Cat Says that the Silly Crime Is Too High In the City, and What Can Be Done to Fix the Homeless Problem Around the Lucas Park Area---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Callers Get Involved With Their Complaints About St. Louis and What Things Would Prevent Them From Moving Downtown---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Derrick Goold Joins the Show and The Cat Wants to Talk About John Gall, Can We Call Chris Perez the Closer Now, Would the Cardinals Be Leading the Wild Card if Perez Was Made Closer Earlier in the Season, Ryan Ludwick Can No Longer Be Refered to as Clean-Up Hitter or Everyday Player, and Why Does Tony Take It Easy on Izzy and Franklin---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Iggy Says that the Lead Singer of the Communards May Be Making A Stop On the Show in the Next Couple of Weeks, Iggy Also Says that Gays are Hated in Jamaica, and Two Georgian Men Found a Big Foot---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Is Michael Phelps the Most Popular in the World Right Now, Also Phelps Takes Down 12,000 Calories Per Day and All the Meal Breakdowns---It is Unreal---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Jack Clark Joins the Show to Discuss His Work At FSN Midwest, What He Has Learned In all His Years in Baseball, What He Thinks of Today's Players and How Times Have Changed, His Thoughts on Perez Being the Closer, It Will Be Hard to Have Another Team Like the 80's Cardinals, and Why Has the Stolen Base Disappeared So Quickly---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tim has tiny hands, which are totally different than Joel Goldberg’s big meaty fingers…. Pat Parris had the day off yesterday so Cat filled in for him hosting the pre-game show. Cat doesn’t get to talk to him though because Pat sends his interns to tell him…..Pat has an intern who gets his lunch and a separate one to get his drink for lunch…..

The St. Louis Cardinals lead the league in rain delays with almost 18 hours this year….. The guys wonder where Stubby Clap is nowadays, and Tim said that he knows that Clap was asked to do a drive time radio show in St. Louis by one of the stations……Willie McGee was also asked to host a radio program in St. Louis even though he was never much of an interview…….Darnell Coles bought a couple Subway sandwich shops, and he said that if you aren’t a hands on manager you will get robbed blind by your employees and lose all your money…..

Terry Bowden:
Terry wrote on Yahoo that 2007 was the year of the upset…..Gary Pinkel is well respected by other coaches, and this team is playing outstanding across the board…..They will average 50 points, and Terry is interested in seeing how they handle being an elite team…..People took notice early on last year, but they definitely won’t sneak up on anyone this year…...A team’s non-conference schedule isn’t going to kill them right now, and they shouldn’t worry about the schedule but focus on winning 12 in a row and beating Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship…..Opening with Illinois is a biggie…. Terry thinks Illinois is a team that will be tapering off a little this year, and they won’t be as good as in the past……Chase Daniel is a cerebral quarterback; he’s a gamer and he has the intangibles. He has mental abilities ……It will be hard to say if he could make it in the NFL because they rank you on physical characteristics…..The question is if he can lead this team to the championship……Jeremy Maclin is an NFL talent, but Terry doesn’t think you could ever tell a kid whether he should stay or go to the NFL…..They have to get good advice and decide for themselves….You have to let it play out with each individual…..Terry ran the spread offense at Auburn. It’s not new, and it’s different at different schools…..It can be a great equalizer, and you can win games you wouldn’t normally win…..The BCS is going to change and there will be a playoff when every coach says we need one. A few people have to retire first for it to happen…..The problem is people protecting and defending what the bowls do for them personally…..Mizzou has to win the Big 12 for Chase to win the Heisman trophy…..


Cat’s Pajamas:
Doug said the best part of Cat’s Pajamas is the saxophone……Cat said congratulations white folks. According to census numbers, the white population has grown by 8,000 in the last 7 years….Cat said let’s have a melting pot in the city; the water is good…..Don’t be afraid of the city…… “It’s about time that those closed minded crackers move back to the city.”…….Since Prince Fielder shoved Manny Parra the Brewers have been playing very well. To give the Cardinals the same luck, Al Hrabosky tried to choke Brent Stover last night during the pre-game show…..The Olympics are about more than just athletics. They are also about expanding one’s horizons. They played sound of LA Times columnist Bill Plaschke enjoying animal penis at a restaurant in China.……The Elias interview from yesterday’s show has caused buzz for the show to win a Marconi award…


Joe Strauss:
Joe doesn’t care to talk soccer…..Chris Carpenter met last night with Dr. Paletta, and Joe said we’ll see what will happen at the next turn in the rotation, and what happens with Adam Wainwright’s rehab…..By elevating Wainwright’s pitch count, you have options incase Carpenter can’t start…..Joe said he thinks the starter Friday will be Friday…..This will be Wainwright’s third rehab start and Carp was ready to go after only 2 so they might bring Wainwright up after Saturday depending how it goes…..Chris Perez will likely stay as the closer……The guys don’t know why Tony won’t say that Perez is the closer……The Cardinals are now playing legit teams on the road so it is difficult for them in the standings because Milwaukee is playing the Padres and Nationals and steamrolling them….The issue is that the Cardinals didn’t get any help at the deadline even though every other team did…..Kyle Lohse has started to give up a lot more hard contact hits than he did in the first half, and Joe wondered if he started to wear down…… Lohse has an ERA over 5 on the road…….Todd Wellemeyer has been pitching better now, and he is feeling better……Braden Looper has been pitching well…..Joe thinks perhaps there is an issue with Albert’s elbow because he hasn’t looked the same lately….. They have been playing .500 ball for the past 80 games so maybe that is what they are and they just overachieved the first month……The club created optimism at the beginning of the season and they have to find a way to put together a long winning streak….Last night they put them in position wins……


The US Men’s soccer team was knocked out of the Olympics this morning after losing 1-0……The guys are watching the Dutch play Japan, and a player went down injured. When a player goes down on the field, coaches don’t even look because they know it’s fake…..Doug wonders why they even think about running a stretcher out during a soccer game for a sprained ankle…….Doug said every kid in America plays soccer so he can’t figure out why the US team is never any good…..Cat said that soccer is like daycare, and Doug disagreed….. Doug yelled at Cat to have kids and coach them in soccer. Cat said he would rather have his kids join the drama club or wheel the projector into classrooms than play soccer….


Tim has been watching the Olympics because of Michael Phelps…..Doug said you have to call him the greatest Olympian ever because of the number of medals he has won……Bella Karolyi was questioning the age of the Chinese gymnasts……


The little girl who sang at the Olympics opening ceremony was actually lip syncing her song because the girl’s whose voice was used had buck teeth and wasn’t attractive enough…..A caller said he was really into the US gymnasts this year because they are a lot more attractive than usual, and the guys accuse him of being a sexual predator……


Steven Jackson is still not in camp……Jim Thomas reported this morning that there has been some minimal contact between the Rams and Jackson’s agent Eugene Parker……. Dick Vermeil said it will take him a few weeks to get right…..Scott Linehan said he doesn’t think it will be tough for him to be ready for the season…..Doug said it is a lost cause if Jackson isn’t on the team…….There is a high correlation of guys who hold out and end up getting hurt…..Tim thinks it’s a bigger deal than the attention it’s getting….. Doug said more people are worried about how many pitches Adam Wainwright will throw in a rehab start than the Rams second preseason game…..


Leftover Riff Raff:
Tim is the leader of the new school for another year…..Aunt Bea was a little burly and possibly a lesbian…..Doug liked Marcia from the Brady Bunch……Doug’s show name is Sara…..Doug keeps his phone on vibrate and it feels good…..Cat thinks a 50 year old could dominate 4 year olds in basketball…..The guys don’t know if Michael Phelps had an underwater classroom…… Cat has been mispronouncing badminton for years…..

SEGMENT 1--Tim Has Small Hands, The Cat Had to Host the Pre and Post Game Shows Last Night and Why Did Pat Parris Have the Day Off, Pat Parris' Security Carry Slingshots, Doug Wonders Why They Don't Tape the Postgame Show and Go Home Early, and Darnell Coles Purchased a Couple of Subway Stores---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Friend of the Show Terry Bowden Joins the Show to Discuss the Surprise in the 2007 Season With the Missouri Tigers, Mizzou Will Not Sneak Up On Anyway This Year, Will Cupcake Schedules Changes in the Future, Illinois Is Ready for a Let Down This Year, Is Chase an NFL Quarterback, How Do You Advise a Talent Like Jeremy Maclin, and How Does the Spread Offense Hinder Your Chances at a National Championship---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Time for the Cat's Pajamas With Audio From Bill Plaschke Enjoying Animal Penis and Big News for the Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Rudy Returns to the Show After Battling Illness, How He Has Come Up With His Own Remedy to Heal Himself, Doug Believes There Are Probably More Unwashed People in the City Than in the County, and What in the World Is There to do For People to Come Back to It---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Joe Strauss Joins the Show and Doesn't Care to Talk About Soccer, What Is Doing With Chris Carpenter, Who Is Going to Start on Friday in Place of Carpenter, Does Wainwright's Next Rehab Start Determine His Progression to the Big League Team, Is Perez the Closer of the Team Right Now, and the Cardinals Have Fallen Back From the Brewers and Should the Fans Be Concerned---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Every Kid in the County Plays on a Soccer Tean Now and Why Does the USA Still Struggle To Have Success In International Tournaments, The Cat Says that Soccer Is a Glorified Day Care, and Tim Wonders If He Is Going to Have to Sign His Kid Up for Soccer Practice---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Doug Wonders Where It All Went Wrong, Is Michael Phelps the Greatest Olympian Of All-Time, Why Did Michael Phelps Get Involved With Swimming, How Old Are the Chinese Women in Gymnastics, and Ugly Girls Don't Get to Sing in China---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Scott Linehan Is Downplaying the Steven Jackson Holdout, Is He Handling Things the Right Way, When Does Jackson Need to Report to Be Ready For Week One, Doug Says No One Seems to Care About the Rams Right Now and That Is Why There Is Not More of An Outcry About the Holdout, and Does It Matter Anyway---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

There was a dead cardinal bird laying right outside F15Teen by the door yesterday, and the guys wonder if it was a coincidence or someone killed a cardinal and put it there as a message to Jim Edmonds…..Cat said he doesn’t think just anyone could catch or kill a wild cardinal……You have to be Russ Springer quality hunter to be able to kill a cardinal…….The guys wonder if you could buy a cardinal at the pet store, and Doug said that you can’t. Doug’s family took care of a neighbor’s hamster a year ago, and it was in their care for around 24 hours before it died so Doug went to the pet store to try to get a similar one to replace the dead one, and he said that they don’t sell cardinals…… Someone probably found a dead cardinal and left it there……It’s easier to get a half shirt at a bird boutique than to get a dead cardinal……

Tim said he doesn’t understand why people think Tim is going to benefit by defending Jim Edmonds dissing the St. Louis TV and radio last Friday……There is a thread on Bernie’s Pressbox on StlToday.com

Upcoming guest Elias Coblentz is just a passionate Cardinal fan. Cat said they should pretend that they are on his side and have his back and that they want to hang out with him…..It looks like the guy is taping his rant in his mom’s basement, and then his mom walks down the steps with laundry and peers in and thinks, “oh it’s his summer rant.”……Cat thinks he saw him at the “Giggle Hut”…….

The Redbirds are ready to soar…..Yadi Molina dominated the game last night with his bat and glove and how he called the game for the pitchers….What was Dan Uggla doing running in the 9th inning? Molina threw him out and then Chris Perez straightened out…. Adam Wainwright had his second rehab start and his numbers weren’t that bad….Doug said that it seemed like he threw a lot of pitches if he is coming back as a reliever…..The team will just never come out and say exactly what is going on so they won’t say if they plan on bringing Wainwright back as a starter or reliever…..Molina called a great game. Joel Pineiro didn’t have to call him off all night, and he told McClellan what to throw for a great late inning….The guys are impressed with Joe Mather’s play, and he was a target by a lot of teams before the trade deadline……Doug said that he thinks Mather may start in left field next year, but Tim and Cat think Colby Rasmus will be an everyday guy next year.

Elias Coblentz:
Elias has a video on YouTube ranting about Cardinals fans cheering for Jim Edmonds when he came back to St. Louis playing for the Cubs, which he was very upset about….. The guys told him they are fans of his…..He is a Mac guy…..The YouTube channel of his started as a way for him to put up some of the sick things that were in his head….He is a huge Cardinals fan and it was disgusting for him when Edmonds went to the Cubs…. The woman who walks past him in the background in the video was actually his wife and not his mom……He is 22 years old, and today is his 2 year anniversary……He lives in Kentucky, but he has not ever hooked up with his mother…..He has fought maybe 6 times and he is 5-1 against other kids…..When Elias saw the cheering of Edmonds in St. Louis he could not believe it at all…..Elias said he completely agreed with Bernie Miklasz in his column……Cat said his issue with Edmonds is his half shirt…..Elias had not heard the latest development that a dead cardinal had been found in front of F15Teen, and he said that was a little much……He will have a new rant up today or tomorrow on Edmonds’ bat flip…..He is going to start doing stand-up comedy again, and he usually doesn’t use a whole lot of profanity, but if he is really ticked off about something he flies off the balcony like Mussolini…..He thinks Obama is going to win, which he thinks is disgusting, but he doesn’t do many political rants because he doesn’t need more than the 50 hate mail letters he gets daily already…..He said he’s not a racist…..His opening line when he met his woman was “hey, how’s it going?”…… He met her in Iowa when she was walking around campus and 2 weeks later he was moving to Kentucky with her….. At some point Elias would like to do stand up touring again, but most of the gigs he did were real small……He hates rap to begin with…..He is not racist and has no problem with African Americans, Jewish people, or Muslims……

Three callers in a row said the Elias interview was the worst radio they ever heard, and they weren’t impressed with how racist he was……


Bernie Miklasz:
Cat asked Bernie if a smaller basketball is being used in the Olympics, and the guys make fun of him…..Bernie thinks Wainwright pitched more than he was originally scheduled for to get him to push himself and maybe be back quicker…..Will Carroll on The Roll Home yesterday said that he thinks what happened to Chris Carpenter was probably just more strain on that part of his arm after the initial injury…..Will thinks it is a best case scenario, but we will see after Carp is evaluated by the doctors…..It makes sense to sit him out one start……Chris Perez should’ve been the closer for a long time. He’s not ideal, but he just has to settle down at the major league level. He is good enough to get himself out of the situations he finds himself in…..Pineiro has had two great starts in a row……Hopefully the team doesn’t rush Wainwright back too soon…..Bernie thinks the Rams are doing the right thing with Steven Jackson. He can’t even stick with an agent for a long time, and they were fully prepared to negotiate a deal in the spring but he didn’t have an agent…..They offered him a deal that would’ve made him the 4th highest back in the league, and instead of coming into camp and negotiating more, Jackson has backed himself into a corner……When the offensive line is bad at blocking, Jackson is a bad back actually because he dances around and loses yards instead of powering through….. Cat said that Edmonds really didn’t mean anything by his quote Friday night, but Bernie thinks it is more complicated than that……It’s very hard for him to negotiate this type of double life he has as a Cub, but he loves St. Louis and has family here and a house……It’s hard to have one foot in St. Louis and one foot in Chicago……Tim thinks Edmonds loves St. Louis so much that it will crush him if he is booed when he comes back…..


WWE Wrestling Recap:
The “Unibrow” was taken out of the audience a few weeks ago, and he fights girls. Last night he challenged a woman to a fight: “Don’t be a girl even though you are a girl.” He then said he would put her back in the kitchen……Mike Adamle made another Ronald Reagan comparison, and he said that Ronald once told Mikhael Gorbachev “take down that wall” and Mike told Kane “give me that bag.”……


Leftover Riff Raff:
Producer Joe looks like he is ready to do some dude ranching today……People dress up like knights in Carondelet Park and fight each other……If you rearrange the first two letters in Edmonds, it spells Demons…..Cat didn’t want to be conservative anymore because of Elias……If someone says they aren’t racist, they can’t be……The issuance of anything scares Doug……Mike Lee called in but didn’t say anything when the guys went to him…… Producer Joe has been “kissed deadly”……..

SEGMENT 1--There Was a Dead Cardinal Outside of F15Teen Yesterday, Can You Buy a Cardinal at a Pet Store, Tim Has Lost More a Bit More Faith in St. Louis, Listeners Get Involved to Try and Solve the Dead Cardinal Crime---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Research Time on Our 8:00 Guest Elias Coblentz, The Cat May Or May Not Have Seen Him at the Giggle Hut, The Redbirds Are Ready to Soar...., What the Hell Is Dan Uggla Doing Running in the 9th Inning, Carpenter Being Sent Back to St. Louis, Kyle McClellan Gets Out of a Jam, and Doug Thinks that Joe Mather Could Work His Way Into the Starting Lineup in 2009---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Fun Rides At School Picnics, Carnival Folks Would Take All of the Loose Change and Divide It Up at the End of the Night, The Cat Would Enjoy Prison Life Being a Carnival Worker, What Is Your Favorite Carnival Game, and Mark Spitz Is Very Unhappy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Elias Coblentz From This You Tube Clip Joins the Show to Discuss Supporting a Family, Who He Receives Hate Mail From, Why He Posts YouTube Videos, Why He Hates Jim Edmonds, and What Is Next For Him In the World of YouTube---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Follow up On the Huge Elias Interview and Some People Apparently Weren't Huge Fans of the Guest---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Mike Lee Stands Us Up and Cecil Cooper Says He Will Quit if the Astros Sign Barry Bonds---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Bernie Miklasz Joins the Show and The Cat Wants to Know If the Olympic Basketball is Smaller Than an NBA Ball, Did Wainwright's Schedule Last Night Change Because Carpenter Is Heading Back to St. Louis, What Are His Thoughts On Chris Carpenter, and Where Are the Rams Going to Go---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The UGAS WWE Wrestling Recap With Audio From Santino and Mike Adamle Makes Comparisons to Ronald Reagan Once Again---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

The guys discuss NBC not allowing anyone to use Olympic footage within 24 hours…. The Cat talks about radio shows stealing FSN’s audio and using it like it is their own…..FSN just hired three private investigators called the audio cops….Cat said sometimes that the post-game show is still on and someone plays Tony LaRussa’s press conference like it is their own…..

Chris Carpenter leaving with an injury was frightening and sickening according to Cat and Doug, respectively……Both Carpenter and LaRussa were both encouraged last night in the locker room…..Doug has written off the NL Central, but Cat said that the Cubs are the Cubs and they will have a downward spiral in them…..Everything can change in a week…… 


Tim drove to Chicago Friday night, and he was exchanging texts with Jim Edmonds on his way up there…..When he got online later that night, Tim saw the quote on Bernie’s Press Box on STLToday.com that after the game Friday when Brent Stover and Mike Claiborne tried to interview Edmonds, Jim said, “I’m done with St. Louis TV and radio and I’m done with the Cardinals.”…..Tim sent Jim a text saying people are going crazy over what he said today…..Jim asked Tim what he was talking about because he said he didn’t say anything…..Tim told him what the quote was, and Edmonds called Tim flipping out saying that he didn’t say that…..Tim talked to Stover and Claiborne, and Brent said he didn’t remember hearing Jim say that, but Claiborne said that he knows what he heard and he recalled seeing a Cubs batboy hearing it too and looking at him like he couldn’t believe that Edmonds said that…..Tim had Edmonds and Claiborne talk to each other, and both said that the conversation wasn’t hostile, but both stuck to their sides of the story……Tim doesn’t think that Edmonds is done with St. Louis TV, radio or the Cardinals, but Tim believes that Edmonds is done with Tony LaRussa……Cat said that Edmonds has been blowing off the post-game interviews for FSN for years and that quote has to be put in context.


Rick Hummel:
If the Cardinals find out Chris Carpenter is out an extended period of time, they need to bring Adam Wainwright back as a starter…..Tony talked in circles to avoid saying that Chris Perez is the closer, because that is how Tony is and he tries to protect the guy…..Felipe Lopez started 3 games in left field since he’s been here because Rick Ankiel was hurt. He needed at-bats, and you don’t want to expose Joe Mather to all the right-handed pitching……If Rick Ankiel can’t play tonight, Hummel would be tempted to put him on the DL……The Cards shouldn’t worry about catching the Cubs, but they are only 3 games behind the Brewers so they can get the wild card…..The Brewers are going to be missing Ryan Braun, and they aren’t very good on the road…….The Marlins are playing well, they hit home runs, and they are getting pitching back. Hummel thinks they Marlins are as good as anyone in the NL East getting their two starting pitchers back…..Chris Carpenter will attempt to throw a bullpen Tuesday.


Doug wasn’t terribly impressed with the Rams Saturday…..Cat wonders if the Rams will ever score a touchdown in the preseason…..Doug said he doesn’t think Chris Long touched a ball carrier all night, but the guys weren’t too concerned about a rookie in his first game…….Marc Bulger was 3-9 with 29 yards and an interception……They need to get Steven Jackson in camp because he is clearly a huge part of the team…..Justin King is out for the year, and they already had issues at secondary…..It’s less than a month away from opening the season in Philadelphia, and no one stood out in the game…..Tim thinks that Bulger will be on a short hook with Trent Green being here and Scott Linehan on the hot seat…… 


Today is Producer Joe’s 29th birthday…..Cat said he may buy Joe a summer sweater for his birthday….Joe is not a birthday guy, and doesn’t have any plans…..The guys rip on fake celebrities throwing themselves birthday parties because they are popular on myspace….. 


Mark Mulder will be resting up and focused on next year now…..He is in Arizona, and the guys wonder if he will find a team to play for next year…..The guys expect people to boo Jim Edmonds when the Cubs come back to town in September because of his quote this weekend that he isn’t talking to St. Louis media anymore…..


Leftover Riff Raff:
Doug never heard about the black cat running on the field to curse the Cubs back in the day……Cat is willing to throw in a case of his Orange 180 to help get Steven Jackson signed……The Rams didn’t have any fire in the belly Saturday night so Doug suggested everyone eating chili…..If you are worried about vampire bats, you would carry a tennis racket with you…..Producer Joe’s mom is going to send him some kit-kats and Cat said he will get him some whores for his birthday…..Tim thinks that Carpenter said “f them all” when the Cubs fans booed him when he got hurt…..

SEGMENT 1--NBC Is Very Strict About Who Gets to View The Events, FSN Has Hired the Audio Cops to Protect Their Investment, Carpenter Left the Game Early Last Night and It Made Hearts Sink In St. Louis But He Will Throw a Bullpen Session On Tuesday, There Is Spin Going On With Wainwright's Rehab, and Have You Written Off the NL Central This Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tim Spoke With Jim Edmonds, Brent Stover, and Mike Claiborne to Try and Get to the Bottom of the Quotes Attributed to Edmonds On Friday, Lots of He Said-He Said Comes From All of the Talking, and Caller Get Involved With Their Thoughts On the Edmonds Quote---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--More Talk About Edmonds' Quote and More Callers Get Involved With Their Opinions About How the Whole Thing Went Down---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Edmonds Talk Continues On With More Callers Weighing In About How the Backlash Will Continue On, and How Does the Fact That Edmonds Homers Twice on Friday and Plays Well In the Field Bother the Front Office---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Commish Rick Hummel Joins the Show to Discuss His Thoughts On Edmonds' Quote, Does Edmonds' Play Bother Tony, Why Do Player Who Play For Tony Leave With a Bad Taste In Their Mouth, His Thoughts On Carpenters New Injury, Talk About Wainwrights Rehab Start and His Thoughts On Wainwright In the Bullpen, and Why Is Lopez Getting Starts in Left Field---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--The Rams Got Worked Over On Saturday Night, The Run Defense Really Looked Good Once Again, Orlando Pace Apparently Had a Lot of Rust on Him, and How Did Chris Long Perform---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Tim Says That Today Is a Very Special Radio Program, It Is Producer Joe's Birthday and Tim Had an Awful Trip to Chicago---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--True or False:  Chris Carpenter Was Getting Booed As He Left the Game Last Night, What Will the Reception Be Towards Edmonds When the Cubs Return to St. Louis in Mid-September, a Little More Rams Talk, and Harrington Wins the PGA Championship---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Producer Joe filled in for Cat today…..Doug believes that groundhogs are good at predicting weather, but they don’t have Doppler radar so Doug would prefer the weathermen at Channel 4……The guys get into storm mode when bad weather is rolling in…..Kent is a funny guy, but he is intense….

Tim was called a yankee when he lived in Arkansas, but he said he would rather be that than from Arkansas…..They called him a yankee because of how he said Tennessee Volunteers……

Howard Balzer reported on InsideSTL.com that Steven Jackson is looking around for another new agent…..Doug isn’t worried about it yet because they still have a month….. Joe said it doesn’t matter when Steven gets in camp because the Rams aren’t going to be any good and they will likely lose the first four games of the season….Tim thinks the Jets can be a pretty good team this year, and they went from being a potential win on the Rams schedule to a more difficult team with Brett Favre…..


Martin Kilcoyne:
Martin would be Steven’s agent for free because he loves the Rams…..Martin isn’t a real big Nashville guy…..If you ask anyone in town where to go, everyone asks if you have been to the Honky Tonk Museum, and the Grand Ole Opry Hotel……Honky Tonk is like twangy country…..Nashville fans take the preseason games against the Rams very seriously, and the Channel 2 morning show hosts asked him who was going to win this morning……If Steven Jackson’s long term interest is to be a Ram then the loss of a season towards free agency doesn’t matter, but Martin said it is getting to a point where people are getting worried…..The Rams have not tried to contact him, and they have stuck to their statement that they won’t negotiate unless he is in camp…..Martin thinks the Rams were interested to see if Jackson would be in camp by August 5…..Martin had not heard Balzer’s report that Jackson is looking for a new agent, but he said that is almost embarrassing for Jackson to have a third agent in a very short time…..Football fans who weren’t mad at Jackson in the past are probably starting to be upset with him now……Brian Leonard isn’t really a running back so Antonio Pittman is the man if Jackson doesn’t play…..The guys question the Rams draft picks over the past few years, including Tye Hill, Dominique Byrd, Claude Wroten, Jacoby Shepherd, Travis Scott, Trung Canidate…..Martin said that Alex Barron is a number 1 pick who is under the radar in terms of discussion…Martin doesn’t think that Barron is as bad as people think because of all the offside penalties…..


The problem with the Olympics is that you know everyone who wins before you watch them because of the time difference……..The other problem is that they are so “feminized” and it seems like every athlete has overcome a family member losing both legs and other tragedies……


Friday Exit Poll:

1. What do you do with Adam Wainwright, closer or starter? closer

2. Who do you side with Packers or Favre? Tim—Favre

3. Which would you rather live without---TV or internet? Joe—Internet; Doug—Internet; Tim—TV

4. Which would you rather watch 4 hours of---PGA Championship or Olympics? Joe—Olympics; Doug—Olympics; Tim—PGA

5. Sarah Steelman, would ya? Joe—Yes; Tim—Yes; Doug—No

6. If money weren’t an object, where would you live? Doug—Newport Beach; Joe—Lake Tahoe; Tim—Las Vegas

7. Have you ever been at a movie and the crowd applauded at the end? Joe—at Mighty Ducks II; Doug—at the Lion King; Tim—Batman in 1989 and Independence Day in 1996---both at Kenrick Theatres on Watson


Doug can sing most of the Jungle Book songs because his kids used to watch it non-stop, and they used to watch Lion King every day…….

InsideSTL columnist Maggie called in while she was at work…..She works at the Daytona airport renting cars to tourists……She didn’t ever want to come on the radio show because she is shy----that was a joke that Tim didn’t pick up on…….


Derrick Goold:
Derrick is going to Memphis tonight for Adam Wainwright’s rehab start…..Right now they are going to have him prepare to be the closer, and if Chris Perez excels as the closer, then they will have Wainwright lengthen out to be a starter again……He hasn’t been out that long so it will be interesting to see how much strength he still has and how far he can go…….This weekend’s series will likely decide if the Cards are in the division race or not, and the Marlins series will likely decide if they can win the wildcard…..The Brewers don’t have a lot of grace under pressure. Prince Fielder seems like he will hold a grudge forever because he thinks the Cardinals throw at him, but he needs to get over that because they can’t afford to let little stuff cost them games…..The guys wonder why Fillipe Lopez has become the starting left fielder when Skip Schumaker and Joe Mather are on the bench and Josh Phelps is on fire in the minors….Lopez’s wife is very lovely, and maybe that is the reason he is starting….. She was in FHM magazine.


Exit Poll Results:

1. 23-19 closer
2. 23-19 Packers
3. 26-16 get rid of TV
4. 30-12 Olympics
5. 36-6 yes
6. San Diego 5 votes, Hawaii 4 votes
7. 36-6 yes; Dark Night with most submissions


Leftover Riff Raff:
Doug offered to be Steven Jackson’s agent……Tim would support the communists over the terrorists if China was fighting the Middle East……Kenrick Theatres has been closed for 6-8 months……A guy brought a goat to Hedo one time…..The hermaphrodite population in St. Louis is six……..Goold said that after they write stories now they untuck their shirts like the Brewers…..Platinum Plus has been shut down…..Some guy told Martin he was sorry he missed the steel guitar convention in St. Louis this year.

SEGMENT 1--How Intense Is Kent Ehrhardt When the Weather Is Bad, Why Do People Pronounce Nashville Strangely, Fayetteville Arkansas Is A Nice Place?, insideSTL.com Has Learned That Steven Jackson Has Fired His Agent, and Will the Jets Be a Force When they Face the Rams This Year ---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Martin Kilcoyne Joins the Show and Says That He Will Represent Steven Jackson For Free to Get Him Back in Camp, He Doesn't Really Care for Nashville All That Much, Is Martin Concerned Over the Jackson Holdout, Is Rhonda a Real Factor In Jacksons Problems With Agents, Brian Leonard Is Really Out of the Picture, and How Many Draft Picks Have the Rams Blown in the Last 10 Years---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Who Is to Blame for the Jackson Holdout and Contract Issues, and Why Jackson Wants His Money Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll and The Guys Give Their Answer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Continue to Unveil the Window World Exit Poll and The Callers Get Involved With Taking the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--More Polling Takes Place---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Maggie From Maggie On Top Joins the Show to Take the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Derrick Goold Joins the Shows On His Way to Memphis to Discuss That He Believes Adam Wainwright Will Be a Closer When He Gets Back But Things Could Change If Perez Is Good, The Series In Florida Is Just As Important As the Chicago Because of the Wild Card Race, and Talk About the Brewers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tim is on 3 hours of sleep because of the poker tournament, and he almost dropped a f bomb in the first couple minutes…. The show is going to be Todd Wellemeyer’s wake up call……If Chris Perez can handle closing games, then Adam Wainwright can be a starter, but he has agreed to a rehab that is tailor made for a reliever......Izzy needs some outings where they can have some success possibly mop up duty……Perez was dynamite last night, and it looked easy for him…..He said when he was sent down to AAA, they didn’t use him in the closer role at first so he could work on his slider…..Doug said even if Perez continues to pitch well, he would still like to see Wainwright in the bullpen……

Albert Pujols didn’t feel like doing the FSN post-game interview so Cat told him they usually leave him alone but when he hits a grand slam they would like to get him on…..
So Pujols felt bad, but he was surly with the media after the game….Someone asked him about hi stats, and he said “I don’t care, that’s for you geniuses to talk about”…..

Ryan Ludwick has 29 home runs, and you would like to think he could get to 40…..He is also hitting .300 and he leads the majors in slugging percentage….Cat doesn’t know why people previously said he wasn’t a major leaguer…….

Cat’s favorite thing about last night was that the team picks up Fillipe Lopez, he gets there around noon, and he thought he would have a couple days before he played but Tony played him right away and in left field instead of shortstop…...

The poker tournament went well last night, and Tim thinks he will be able to cut a check for $4000 for charity…..News 4 was there last night….Everyone at poker pro Dennis Phillips’ table said he was just a great guy……Tony Russo won the event….

Brett Favre was traded to the Jets last night, and it looks like the draft pick that the Packers get back will be performance based……The guys speculate that Brett wanted to go to New Jersey because of the opportunities to go ice fishing…..Doug said that the Rams play at the Jets this year, but he doesn’t know if he will be covering the game because he doesn’t know if Channel 4 will be sending anyone…..Iggy said for him to just grab a backpack and jump on a plane…..

The guys try to figure out why Producer Joe is so mad today, but it ends up he isn’t mad at all and he will have a great day but the guys won’t talk about what he is going to do…. There are always a ton of people on the riverfront on weekends…..The guys wonder if there are any sharks in the river…..A caller said that a bull shark can survive in salt water and fresh water and one was actually found in the Mississippi River north of St. Louis that had worked its way up from Louisiana….Iggy claims that bull sharks are harmless, and he said that they used to catch them in Bermuda and eat them…..They have barracudas in the water at Hedo…..Another caller said that a bull shark is one of the top 3 man eating sharks, and they will eat just about anything…..They like to swim in shallow water….One attacked a race horse in Australia…..The guys report that Big Brown was attacked by a shark and that is why he didn’t win the Belmont…..


Chris Perez got his first save last night in the big leagues……If he can take the ball and run, then keep running……If Perez can be the guy and Wainwright comes back healthy he would really compliment the rotation, but the way the schedule is set up, the Cards could really go with just 4 starters……Wainwright will begin his rehab a day earlier than originally thought, and he will be throwing a reliever rehab…….Cat said if Perez nails down the closer spot, Wainwright should be a starter, but Doug said he would put both of them in the bullpen.


Steve Lyons:
Dodgers broadcaster Steve Lyons said he was bitten by a shark last night……The transition to LA for Manny has gone well with how he is hitting, but they need to start winning games….Steve thinks the guys on the team are feeling more pressure to do things because of Manny…..Steve is surprised at how great the Cardinals have played because of what the team has to put on the field, but Tony has been doing a great job managing and working the match-ups……Steve said he thinks it will come down to if Troy Glaus can do anything the rest of the way…..Ryan Ludwick is an MVP candidate……..Andruw Jones is playing horribly all year, and Steve said he has never seen a more talented guy struggle for so long…..He is out in front of every pitch because he is looking for a fastball every time, but then he misses the fastballs when they pitch him one……Jones did put on some weight this offseason, but Steve thinks he is in shape…..The Cardinals’ 27 blown saves are the reason they are in third place instead of first…..Steve thinks that every time Izzy blows a save, he thinks the other players probably wonder why Izzy can’t turn it around instead of why does LaRussa keep sending him out there……


Todd Wellemeyer:
Todd didn’t answer when Joe called so Cat took his headphones off and tried to call him because his reputation was on the line…...They talked about how Brent Stover was mad because Todd called him “Ben” in an interview……Todd bought the family style trivia pursuit on ebay for $5, and he has been beating everyone like Joel Pineiro and Adam Wainwright pretty easily…..Brendan Ryan finally got a place to stay and he finally got furniture and then he got sent down to Memphis….Maybe he sublet it to Philipe Lopez……Todd said his command is better because he got some new pants that are bigger…..If he had bigger pants a month ago, he would be in consideration for the Cy Young award…….Izzy is awesome at playing Golden Tee with never practicing, and Ryan Ludwick is having an MVP year on the field and on Golden Tee……..He wanted to come on the show because everyday Todd talks to Kyle Lohse, he acts like he was on the show and Todd was jealous.



Leftover Riff Raff:
Doug’s face is his credential, and he pretends like he is the sports director……Joe and Iggy may have left the room to make out in the first segment….. Cat gets to interview Billy Bob Thornton today on the pre-game show…..Doug said maybe she will adopt him…..Gilbert Arenas is the reason Cat’s fantasy NBA team sucked….Todd Wellemeyer is a colonel……..Colonel is spelled wrong and so is Favre…….There are ticked off dork sharks posting videos on YouTube……Dork sharks wear a bead necklace and you can mess with them…..Cat worked in the word on the pre game show that the guys in the truck gave him last night—caterpillar…..Producer Joe has a lot of anger today even though he is pretending he doesn’t…..Dead Heads “smoked the drugs” …….

SEGMENT 1--We Are Going to be the Wake Up Call For Wellemeyer in the 9:00 Hour, The Cat Was Excited About Last Night's Game, Perez Comes In for the Save Last Night, The Cat Got Stood Up on the Post Game Interview Last Night By Pujols, Pujols Was Surly With the Media Post Game As Well, and Ludwick Really Has a Chance at 40 HR's This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Talk About Last Night's Poker Tournament at F15Teen and Dennis Phillips Is a Great Guy, Brett Favre Has Been Traded to the New York Jets and Chad Pennington Has Been Cut, What the Hell Was Green Bay Thinking, Does New York Just Dump All There Garbage In New Jersey, and Favre Likely Won't Report Until Friday---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Cat Thinks That Producer Joe Is Unhappy About Something, The Becky Thatcher Seems Like a Wonderful Weekend Trip, Has There Ever Been a Shark in the Mississippi River, Bull Sharks are Harmless According to Iggy, and What Kind of Animals Are Located Outside of Hedo---CLICK TO HERE LISTEN

SEGMENT4--Tim Said That the Cards Have Teams Scared, Wainwright Could Still Be a Starter When He Returns If Perez Is Able to Lock Down the Role of Closer, The Cat Is Alright with Perez Being the Closer, Doug Says that the Cards Are In Just About Every Game They Play In and the Bullpen Is the Reason the Cards Are Looking Up at the Brewers and Cubs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Sometimes Al Stewart Makes You Want to Grab Another Man's Package and Talk About Lesbian Haircuts---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Dodgers Broadcaster and Former Major Leaguer Steve Lyons Joins the Show to Discuss Being Tired Of All the Manny Talk, Juan Pierre Can't Be Happy About It, The Players Need to Step Up Around Manny, How Surprised Has He Been By the Cardinals This Season, and What Has He Seen From Andruw Jones This Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Tim Is Curious If There Are Guys Who Boot Leg Al Stewart Music, Todd Wellemeyer Is Not Answering His Phone and The Cat Thinks It May Be Stover's Revenge, Alas Todd Wellemeyer Joins the Show and He Is Concerned About Shark Attacks As Well, Todd Was Proud of His Prank On Stover, Wellemeyer Likes to Play Trivial Pursuit and Dominates the Rest of the Team, Is Brendan Ryan Sub-Leasing to Felipe Lopez, and Does He Feel Like He Is Competely Back From the Injury---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Jim Edmonds hasn’t come on the show in a very long time, and the guys wonder if he ever really played for the Cardinals….Iggy and Producer Joe have set up some great guests today, but Joe says Iggy gets all the credit…..Kyle Lohse came up to Cat and told him sorry he didn’t call in yesterday, and Cat said are you sure you have the right show? Lohse was convinced that it was The Morning After so he is coming on today, but Cat thinks they stole him from another station…..Doug may have some resolution to his hotel scam…..


Dan McLaughlin:
Is anyone else in St. Louis on the air more often than Dan McLaughlin? He was a couple years ahead of Tim at St. Gabriel’s grade school in South City…..Dan was kind of lying about his wife being a wife of the show. She had to get something out of his car and she heard the guys say that Dan was supposed to be on the show so she came inside and reminded him……Dan throws peanuts out of the booth to fans……Martin Kilcoyne has been showing up behind Cat in FSN shots……Dan said that Carpenter looked like the old Carpenter…..The 9th inning has to be a concern right now, and if they get in a save situation tonight, Dan doesn’t know what LaRussa is going to do….It wouldn’t shock Dan if they bring Chris Perez back up to try him at closer because they have given Izzy a chance and Ryan Franklin a chance and probably don’t want to use Russ Springer…..Dan said he didn’t see great location from Izzy last night. He thinks Izzy still has stuff to get people out, but he was leaving the ball over the plate…...The guys think that last time Chris Perez was up with the Cardinals, he didn’t pitch as well as he is capable because he wasn’t used to being in a different role than a closer, and they think Perez will be brought up today……


Tim sent John Mozeliak a text this morning to see if the Cards would make a pitching move today, but didn’t think he would hear back. However, John wrote him that the show should send Cat down and bring up a smaller market sports guy. John also wrote that the team will likely bring a pitcher up……Jaime Garcia pitched great last night in relief, and he supposedly has the best curve ball in the organization.


Cat’s Pajamas:
For the first time a Cardinals player has asked for an invite to be on the show. Todd Wellemeyer asked why he was never requested to come back on, and he will be a guest tomorrow……Cat had all the Cardinals players conspire to call Brent Stover “Ben” on FSN when he is interviewing them, which upset Stover when Pat Parris alluded that Cat was behind it……..If the communication between a catcher and pitcher is so high secret that they have to cover their mouth with their gloves, then why does a pitching coach come out and make no attempt to cover their mouth?……Cat doesn’t know why people feel the need to record a rant on the Cardinals on YouTube……The guys played a clip of a guy yelling that the Cards/Cubs rivalry is NOT a friendly rivalry, and they said it is clearly some guy living in his mom’s basement.


Kyle Lohse:
It was a long night with the rain delays last night…..Tony seemed jubilant in the post game press conference because the guys pulled out the win…..Chris Carpenter has been very impressive, and last night he threw like he was never out…..Whenever anyone has a bad outing the guys kind of leave the guy alone because usually the individual is hardest on himself, but they have to turn the page the next day and forget about it……Kyle said as a staff they have to look at what they can do better as a whole, including the starting staff going longer in games……Lohse said hopefully it won’t be too long before the Cardinals would want to get contract talks going, but he won’t put too much pressure on them to do something. He said if something happens great, but otherwise they will have to wait till after the season to see what happens…..Kyle said he had his agent contact the club to let them know that he is happy in St. Louis, but it isn’t a big story…….Tim asked if Lohse would give the Cardinals a discount, and he said there is a market out there for starting pitching, and if St. Louis wants to get in that market he isn’t going to say that there won’t be a situation that both sides can’t be happy……Kyle attributes a combination of things to his success including preparation work with Dave Duncan, good defense, and staying consistent……Lohse said that he was by a TV when the Toddallen called Brent Stover “Ben” and he thought it was hilarious…..Guys were rolling when they saw it……Todd was hurt yesterday when Lohse said he was coming on the show because Todd hasn’t been on in so long……


Cat gave Tony his post game soda so he would start his press conference quicker, and he complained it had too many ice cubes so Cat told him he will never get him a soda again.......Tony said it’s not like Cat never criticizes him, and Cat said he doesn’t remember ever doing such a thing so Tony held his heart and acted like he had a heart attack……


Manny Ramirez:
Iggy interviewed Manny for 2 minutes before the game, and he said playing in St. Louis is just like playing in another ballpark. He said he feels like he is just trying to learn a new league and trying to get adjusted to the pitching……He didn’t want to talk about the past and didn’t want to talk about Boston…..When the interview was over Manny asked how the baby was and when Iggy asked what he was talking about, Manny said “How is Pujols?”


Erin Andrews:
Mike Nadel wrote a column criticizing ESPN’s Erin Andrews for her wardrobe and flirtatious reporting style while she was covering the Cubs/Brewers series Wednesday night…..Erin said that she can understand people questioning her getting into sports reporting 4 years ago, but she shouldn’t be judged the way she was criticized……She said that she was friends with the recently passed Skip Carey, and she knows that he would tell her to stay strong and give them hell……Charles Barkley told her that she should come out in a fur coat tonight, which is the next time she is on TV…….The columnist hasn’t tried to contact her and she doesn’t have anything to say to him so she doesn’t have any interest to talk to him…...Erin said that she felt Alfonso Soriano’s wrap on his hand because he has the broken hand so she could describe it on the broadcast, she didn’t feel his bicep like the guy wrote in his column….. Erin said that she is a Tom Boy and doesn’t like wearing makeup unless she has too---when she is on TV……A lot of other broadcasters have been very supportive and let her know that people will always try to bring others down……..Erin doesn’t think she is that hot, even though she was voted hottest broadcaster by Playboy……


Phil Gordon:
Poker Pro Phil Gordon started “Put a Bad Beat on Cancer,” a foundation to fight cancer 6 years ago and asked professional poker players to donate 1% of their winnings to the cause…..They have raised around $4 million to date…..Almost every poker player you could name has lost all their money at some point……Phil said he would love to see current chip leader in this year’s World Series of Poker, Dennis Phillips to win it all because Dennis said he is going to keep his job, and keep poker as a hobby…….Being a professional poker player, you have to divorce yourself from the value of money so you can bet such large amounts, but then most people end up losing everything because they start betting and losing money other ways too…..Phil’s advice is to keep poker as a hobby and keep it fun, but give it very deep thought before going pro…..It is a much tougher game these days than when he was playing a lot around 5 years ago….Tim explained his hand that he got knocked out of the World Series with for his comments…..


Leftover Riff Raff:
When you say no offense, then everything is ok…..Dan McLaughlin’s wife is a fan of the show…..Tim was late to the show because he was packing to stay at a hotel tonight….. All the great broadcasters come from St. Gabriel grade school…..Tim never got his degree from Mizzou, but if he wrote a big enough check, they would give him one……It’s “Big Oil,” not oil companies…….Erin Andrews doesn’t think she is hot…..Almost all of the big time poker players have money problems…..Producer Joe and Tim enjoy each others’ company…..

SEGMENT 1--Big Show Today With Lots of Guests, The Cat Thinks He May Have Stole Kyle Lohse From Another Show to Join Us, Iggy Used to Have a Shrine In His Office At His Old Place, Tim Is Really Looking Forward to Tonight's Poker Tournament and He Was Running Late This Morning Because He Was Packing to Stay in a Hotel Tonight---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--No One Is On the Air As Much As Danny Mac and How Much Longer Is He Going to Keep Up the Pace, Danny Joins the Show to Discuss the Fact That His Wife Is a Fan of the Show?, Dan Throws Peanuts to the Fans In Front of the Television Broadcast Booth Before Baseball Games, What Time Did Dan Leave the Ballpark Last Night, Martin Has Earned the Right to Jump Into Jim's Pregame Shots, and Was Last Night's Game a Good Thing or a Big Step Backwards---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Quick Segment With Preview of the Rest of the Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Tim Says that Doug Vaughn Will Not Be At the Poker Tournament But He is Working on Kelly Chase, John Mozeliak Returned a Text to McKernan in Regards to the Pitching Call-Ups and He Says That We Should Option The Cat and Hire Someone From a Smaller Market, Plus It Is Time For the Cat's Pajamas With Audio From a Bizarre Cards Fan---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Cardinals Starting Pitcher Kyle Lohse Joins the Show After a Late Night at the Ballyard, Tony Was In Good Spirits After the Game Last Night, His Impressions of Carpenter Last Night, How Do the Players Handle Izzy After a Game Like Last Night, How Does the Bullpen Failure Wear On the Starting Staff, and Contract Talk---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Iggy Gets a One on One With Manny Ramirez and the Audio to Prove It---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--ESPN's Erin Andrews Joins the Show to Discuss the Article Written About Her Attire and Friendliness With the Cubs Last Week, How She Handles the Criticism, What Exactly Happened Last Week, She Gets Fired Up Talking About Being a Nice Person and She Doesn't Understand Where This All Comes From---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Poker Player Phil Gordon Joins the Show to Discuss the insideSTL.com Poker Tournament Tonight at F15Teen and How It Will All Help Put a Bad Beat On Cancer, How Is Dennis Phillips Handling the Pressure of Being the Chip Leader at the WSOP, Has He Seen the Terrible Downfall of Poker Players, Poker Is Not a Healthy Lifestyle, and How Has He Supplemented His Income Outside of Poker---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

It’s a hot day so you have to wear short sleeves…..It’s a show chock full of celebrities and sports information….. They had tornado warnings at the Cubs game last night……
Jim Edmonds leapt into the arms of Derrick Lee when they were sitting next to each other in the dugout last night when there was a lightning strike.…. Cat ate 23 chicken wings at Culpeppers last night, and the chef was taken out of the kitchen in handcuffs by 3 police officers……


Dennis Phillips:
Dennis is the World Series of Poker chip leader…..Cat said that the difference between Tim and Dennis is that Dennis is first class and he is a very good poker player….He did 4 radio interviews in one day…..He said it’s hard to get work done……Dennis is going to play in Poker Stars tournaments in Barcelona and London, and they are going to pay for everything…….“Tim’s a pretty good player.”…… He played in a charity game last week, and he lost to a guy who had a absolutely nothing-----King junk…ou get your money in with your best hand, and if you lose there is nothing you can do about it.….. Dennis said that he has more than 100 friends, family, and co-workers going to Vegas when he plays in the championship…..Cat wants to go to Vegas to see Blue Man group…..Tim’s poker tournament is tomorrow night at F15TEEN with dealers from local casinos. The buy-in is free, but a donation of $100 is suggested, and if you make the donation, you can get free food and drink from 5pm to Midnight for $25……The $100 will go to charity…..Dennis’ friends still treat him the same…..He is the 3 to 1 odds on winner when he resumes play in November in Las Vegas…….Dennis said he will go out there and play like he normally does…..He hasn’t talked to the other 8 finalists, and he has been getting offers from professional players, but he hasn’t taken anyone on as a mentor…….Dennis thinks he will have a bulls eye on his back, and he won’t be able to bluff because everyone else will try to take him down…..


Last night the Brewers were losing to Cincinnati when Manny Para came out of the game and headed to the clubhouse, but Prince Fielder told him to watch them hit. When Para said no, Fielder shoved him and popped him in the face…..They had to be separated….. Ned Yost said that it’s not a big deal, and he compared it to your neighbors fighting and going over to see what happened. But that is ridiculous because it happened in the open in a public stadium with cameras, not in the locker room……The guys think it was a poor response by Yost chiding reporters because it wasn’t a private incident…..


Jay Glazer reported this morning on FoxSports.com that Brett Favre’s career with Green Bay is at best in limbo, and at worst over……Tim said that it seems like ever since the Packers told him they didn’t want him back, he is determined to play for their arch rival Vikings……Doug speculated that Green Bay may take a huge salary cap hit if they traded him.……Aaron Rodgers is in a no-win situation…..The guys were worried that Packers’ coach would kill himself in the meeting last night because Brett told him a poker story like one of McKernan’s…….


Gabe DeArmond:
Gabe said it is 94 degrees at Missouri’s practice field……There isn’t really many positions that are in doubt who is going to start…..The offensive line is something to watch, but it’s hard to tell when they just have shorts and t-shirts on. They can wear pads next week……Chase Daniel has been in the spotlight since he was in high school, and he shouldn’t be flustered by the high expectations on the team, but Gabe said they need to guard against the notion that if they have a loss, it is a disappointing season……Gary Pinkel is a lot calmer and a lot closer to his players than he has been in the past…..Gabe thinks Gary changed fundamentally when Aaron O’Neal died. Van Alexander, and this year’s seniors came into Mizzou with O’Neal…..Columbia is a unique market because it is covered by two major cities and the University has a large journalism department……. Next year will be a step back for Missouri, but it depends what kind of step back it will be……He said you do everything you can this year to win that National Championship because unless you are one of the handful of teams who has a chance to win every year, you don’t know the next time you will have a chance of winning it all……Chase Daniel’s ceiling in the draft is no higher than a third round draft pick because of his size. Gabe said that if he can get on someone’s practice field, he thinks he can make an NFL team….
William Franklin is currently the Chiefs #3 receiver, and Dwayne Bowe has taken him under his wing…..Gabe thinks Franklin will start on opening day……


Doug said the Cards could use Jim Edmonds off the bench for the past month…….
If Edmonds is happy, he has a better chance of playing well…..Tim said he thinks this might not be Edmonds’ last year…..Cat said if Edmonds was still here, he doesn’t think you would see the same thing that has happened in the clubhouse this year…..


U-Gas Wrestling Recap:
About a year ago, Mike Adamle was a sports director in Chicago, and now he is the new general manager of Monday Night Raw…….Mike compared himself to Ronald Reagan and said that first impressions can be wrong……He apologized for mispronouncing a few wrestlers’ names…….The former GM William Regal was whacked for being on juice……..Bautista and John Cena are the new tag team champions, but they will face each other in an upcoming pay-per-view…….


John Mozeliak:
It was refreshing to see Chris Carpenter pitching in Atlanta, and he will be on a pitch count tonight…..John said their expectations are for him to keep us close…..Adam Wainwright should be out for a rehab by the weekend, which is huge for the rotation…… Whether he is a starter or reliever depends on what the club’s needs are, but he threw 80 pitches the other day so arm strength shouldn’t be a problem……If they thought they could make a move that would really help the team they were going to do it, but they couldn’t find a trade partner willing to swap players…..He said it would’ve been great to make a deal, but he has to look out for the best interest of the Cardinals in the big picture. …….There are a lot of younger players competing for playing time, and they are finally getting it. If you look at the 2003 club, there were a lot of veterans who were looking for an impact bat to come in and help. This year, a lot of the players were happy that Mo didn’t break up this team……John said that on Wednesday, he really thought they were going to get something done with Fuentes, but at mid-morning on Thursday he realized Colorado just wasn’t going to move him……A lot of teams thought it made more sense to hold onto their players……There is still activity even though you need waivers on a player…..Cat is intrigued by the life of a GM and asked what it was like leading up to the deadline----being on the phone almost constantly during the week…..The guy who teams asked about the most is Joe Mather besides Colby Rasmus……Chris Duncan had surgery yesterday and immediately felt the pain relief……..Brett Wallace will seem some advancement at some point this season……


Leftover Riff Raff:
Cat said that the Belgians might have taken over, but the Budweiser still taste good to him….Producer Joe is wearing his summer sweater……Tim is the leader of the new school…….The guys think John Mazelike listens to the show and writes in to email of the day under the name P Hump……The roller coaster Fire in the Hole is the ride to go on at Silver Dollar City……Doug wouldn’t like to vacation at a “crap house”........Cougar Helmkamp shot down the show broadcasting from Hedo……Cat can make an envelope out of a pterodactyl, but they went extinct right around of the time of Nirvana 17 years ago……..

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Says Today's Show Is Going to be Chock Full of Sports Opinions, Doug Says that Ballpark Village Is Almost Complete, The Cat Thinks the Real Tornando for the Cubs Is Coming This Weekend, We are Now 47th in the Market, and The Cat Had 23 Wings for Dinner Last Night and While He Was Dining a Chef Was Getting Arrested By 3 Police Officers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--World Series of Poker Main Event Chip Leader Dennis Phillips Joins the Show to Discuss How Things Have Not Slowed Down For Him A Month Later, He Is Still Enjoying the Buzz That Is Coming From All of This, He Will Be Playing in Poker Star Tournaments In Barcelona and London Pretty Soon, Is He Bringing a Large Posse to Vegas For the Final Table, and He Is Donating a Portion of his WSOP Winnings to Charities---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Is Curious to Why Mozeliak Always Has to Come On at 9:35 and Not 9:25, Prince Fielder Mouths Off to Manny Parra and a Fight Ensues with Audio from Ned Yost---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Tim Is Still the Leader of the New School, Jay Glazer is the Only One Reporting that Brett Favre's Packers Future is Still Very Similar to the Past Few Months---Not Very Stable, Doug Thinks that Brett Favre Really Just Wants to Get Back at the Packers, and Does the NFL Have an Accountant That Follows Every Dollar That Gets Spent on Players---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins Us From Columbia As Day Two of Mizzou Practice Is About to Start, What Happened Yesterday At Practice, What is the Running Back Situation Like, Are Expectations Too High Going Into the Season, Has Pinkel Made More Changes As a Human Heading into the Season, and What Does the Future Look Like After 2008 at Mizzou---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Doug Thinks that the Cardinals Could Really Use Jim Edmonds Right About Now, Will 2008 Be the Last Year For Edmonds Playing, The Cat Questions Whether or Not This Team Would Be Where Its At With Edmonds Still Here, and Iggy Shares His Tales of the Pool This Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Cat Did Some Research on Hedo Visits By the U-Man, The Cat Will Travel Anywhere With Good Pastries, Anything With The Words Party In It Does Not Appeal to The Cat, Iggy Was Not Able to Get the Hedo Trip Approved, and It Is Time For the WWE Wrestling Recap With Audio From Mike Adamle---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak Joins the Show to Discuss What He Expects From Carpenter Tonight, Is 6 Innings Too Much to Expect Tonight From Carp, What Is the Latest on Wainwright and He Will Throw Again Today, Trade Deadline Thoughts 5 Days Later, How the Team Handled the Non-Moves Last Thursday, and Is There Any Interaction Going On With General Managers Around the League Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tim picked “The Big Payback” to be the opening/theme song for the show because of what happened to the show at the other place…..Cat had picked the old show open song---Express Yourself by NWA…..Cat walked into the press box bathroom one time, and someone was in the stall with the door open totally naked…..Cat has flashbacks to that moment, and it really effects his job when he is trying to interview people…..Doug suggests taping the interviews instead of throwing the mic down on FSN…..When Cat goes to the psycho therapists, they want to talk about the Geico Caveman……Doug reads Mark Twain books during the show…..He has Tom Sawyer with him today…..

Tim ranks last night Cardinals’ loss as the 3rd most heartbreaking of the year with 2 rallies but still fell short…..Cat said this game wasn’t as difficult as other bullpen meltdowns, and he thought Wellemeyer pitched well last night…..Troy Glaus has 19 homers now, and has played great 3rd base this year…..Tony LaRussa actually questioned bringing Russ Springer into the game for the 3rd night in a row after the game….Cat had said that is why Springer can’t be the closer because he can’t pitch that often….Tim is frustrated because of all the Cardinals hitters swinging at the first pitch in late innings…. Cat and Doug said that if you take the first pitch and are down 0-1, you might not see another good pitch to hit…..Brad Lidge has been great this season for the Phillies after being damaged goods in Houston…..A caller said “the worst thing that happened to the Cardinals was that they won the World Series in 2006”……Tony wouldn’t bring Jason Isringhausen into the game until the 9th…


The guys wonder why the Packers didn’t have a competition at quarterback from the beginning with Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers……Favre was one of the best quarterbacks in the league last year…..Doug wonders if they are just saying that it is an open competition so other teams would give them more in a trade…..The guys don’t know why Green Bay keeps saying they would trade him to one of the NFC North teams because there are so many other teams with bad quarterbacks……Brett will have a physical at noon, and the Packers are scheduled to take the field at 2pm……


Jon Miller:
Hoping to turn it around with the return of Chris Carpenter and hopefully with the return of Adam Wainwright. Last night it came down to the vulnerable Brad Lidge throwing sliders to two rookies who have never seen a slider like his……The Brewers have the two headed monster with Sabathia and Sheets, but they are beatable and catchable for the wild card……Jon said he thinks the Cubs have firmly established themselves as the team to beat in the NL because their defense is very good, Carlos Marmol is almost untouchable, they have speed with Soriano, they have everything…….The Dodgers are also really impressive and Arizona has two great pitchers for a playoff series……The Cardinals play well defensively and do all the little things that have added up to them being a great surprise this year……It is hard to replace Scott Rolen’s defense at third base, but Troy Glaus isn’t bad, and he is likely to drive in 110/120 runs even after his slow start…..Jon is great at impressions, and he did some of Bob Casey and Bob Shepard……Jon said there is technology that can make Shepard still the Yankees announcer after he has passed away…..At one time, Skip was one of the most well known and popular broadcasters in the country because of the national broadcasts of the Braves and Hawks on TBS…..One game he said, “He got hammered, and that’s what I plan on doing after the game.”……..It will be very hard to replace Skip Carey……Jack Buck had just a macho, manly voice…..Both Skip and Jack have family broadcast dynasties……Vin Scully is so good that the first 3 innings of Dodgers games are simulcast on both TV and radio. This is his 59th season doing it, and he is one of Jon’s favorite broadcasters……Jon said he had to go the airport, and told the guys to play some commercials…..

Tim is upset that there is no news on Steven Jackson in the Post-Dispatch again…..The other guys said he probably doesn’t mind missing some of camp, and they don’t think it is a big deal because they will give him the ball, and he will run. He’ll come into camp at some point, and all the players will rejoice and welcome him, and the Rams will be Super Bowl contenders again…..Cat talks about “super fan” who used to go to Rams training camps and yelled tips to the players till Scott Linehan asked him to be moved further away from the field……

Mike Nadel wrote a column criticizing ESPN’s Erin Andrews for her wardrobe and flirtatious reporting style while she was covering the Cubs/Brewers series Wednesday night……He wrote that her skimpy outfit designed to accentuate her assets caused players to giggle like school girls and mutter things about her under their breath…..She was in the Cubs locker room before the game, and when Lou Pinella came out of his office and saw her, he asked if she was there to cover a game or at a modeling assignment ……Erin Andrews has responded to the article that it is really sad that people are watching her every move, and she should’ve been contacted before a story was written about her……Cat said if you are a good looking female you probably have a better chance of getting a story…..Cat said if he is joking around with the players in the locker room, no one notices (except for when he wears his short shorts), but if he was a female it would probably be a different story so it is a no win situation for female reporters.......


Leftover Riff Raff:
Producer Joe didn’t get wasted Friday night……Cat played high school basketball who was 20 something…….Doug said “poo-berty”….. Tim used to suggestively squeeze Jim Edmonds’ bicep in the locker room when he was a reporter….Sometimes Cat longingly gawks at the players’ buffet in the locker room….. Cat got his job because he can bench press so much weight…..Before he was the “Cat,” he was “Poncho Jim”…….Ricky Horton has beautiful fingers…….The guys like the song “Your momma’s on crack rock”……Doug didn’t want his picture taken at the InsideStl.com party Friday night because he didn’t want it on TheDirty.com……Iggy can’t register on the message board.

SEGMENT 1--Tim Believes the Mission Will Be Complete Around January 2nd 2009, Will Jon Miller Eventually Be a Hall of Famer, The Cat Has Walked In On a Gentleman Completely Naked in the Pressbox Bathroom, Doug Says the River Is Down a Bit this Morning, The Human Ashtray Has Nothing To Do With Parking In St. Louis, and Camp Opens Up For Both Mizzou and Illinois Today---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Doug's Computer Is Not Working and He Is Worried That He Is Losing All of the Internet That He Had Memorized, Tim Once Again Asks Where Does Last Nights Loss Rank In Terms of Disappointing Losses, Glaus Is Having a Great Year, Wellemeyer Looked Real Good Last Night, LaRussa Questions His Own Moves After the Game Regarding Russ Springer, and the Cubs Have Pulled Away a Bit in the NL Central---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Brett Favre Saga Continues Over the Weekend, He Flys to Green Bay Yesterday and Will Report to Camp Today, and What Is the Next Move for Both Sides---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--ESPN's Jon Miller Joins the Show to Discuss Last Nights Game Against the Phillies, Did the Cards Miss Out By Not Making A Deal at the Deadline, Are the Cardinals Dead, Who Does He Believe Is the Team to Beat in the NL This Year, Says the Dodgers Have a Great Pitching Staff, Talk About His Impressions, and the Passing of His Good Friend Skip Caray---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Once Again No Update in the Post-Dispatch About Steven Jackson Continuing to Hold Out of Rams Training Camp, There Was A Rams SuperFan at Camp, The Cat Thinks We Could Use SuperFan at the Radio Station, and The Cat Played High School Basketball With Someone Who Appeared to be 30 Years Old---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Doug Is Really Bummed About the River Being Up, Erin Andrews Is Getting Ripped By Some No Name Newspaper In Illinois, and She Is Pretty Hurt About It---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Poker Tournament Coming Up on Wednesday at F15Teen, Callers Get Involved with the Erin Andrews Talk, The Cat Used to be Poncho Jim, and Student Steve Comes Back to the Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Yo Momma's On Crack Rock, This Week's Cougar Next Door Is Getting Attacked, Tim Really Likes Ink All Over Girls, The Cat Talks About His Experience At the GND/CND Party Friday Night, Someone at the Party Thought Doug Was Martin, and Taxi's in St. Louis Suck---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

The Cardinals caught a hot team last night in Atlanta…..Tim has had enough of Joel Pineiro, but he will be here again next year for $7 million a year……The guys in the front office of the Cardinals have a time machine where they can go back and fix bad contracts…..

Cat had an incident in the gym today, and is still mad when he thinks about it….He is as nice as can be to all the other gym goers, even if they aren’t Jewish….He wanted to use a machine that some guy was hogging, and after the guy left the room, Cat sat down to use it….The guy came back in and Cat asked him out of courtesy if he was done using it, and the guy said he was actually going to finish up with a “super set”…….Cat didn’t even finish listening and sat down and finished…..No one recognizes Cat when he works out because he wears sunglasses with a hat pulled down and a muscle shirt that says “The Viper” on it……

Tim and Cat had thought the Cards would make a move, but Doug said they wouldn’t so he was the winner……Cat thinks that Mozeliak is a smart guy, and he won’t get mad if John said it wasn’t worth it to make a move….. Tim talked to John Mozeliak last night after the game to ask him questions before he wrote his column on InsideSTL.com…… Tim said if there is one thing you can credit him for, is how accessible he is, and Tim said he thinks that gives him credibility with the fans….This is the first time in a long time that the organization has a lot of money coming off the books next year and a bunch of prospects. The Cards are also tied for the Wild Card lead, so Tim asked John how is it possible to not make a move…..John wanted to make a big splash yesterday, but teams just wanted too much for the players who would be traded…..Mozeliak is under the impression that they did the right thing yesterday, and he said he’ll take the bullet. He said he would rather take criticism than do the wrong thing for the organization…..

The guys said that the Cards’ lineup last night was like a get-a-way day lineup because they already won 3 out of 4 in the series and because of the tough home stand they have coming up against Philadelphia and Los Angeles……


Exit Poll Runs 7 Deep:

1. After Cards failed to make a move by yesterday, are you disappointed?

2. What should Rams do with Steven Jackson? Tim: sign him to long term deal; Doug: sign him; Cat: sign him.

3. How much credit card debt do you carry? Doug: none; Tim: none; Cat: said honestly he has $62,000 in debt because he eats 37 cupcakes a day from the Cupcakery.

4. Scariest thing to run across in the water besides a shark? Tim: stingrays; Doug: a snake or an eel; Cat: piranha.

5. Tori Spelling, would ya? Doug: no; Tim: no; Cat: no

6. Would you go to Hedonism with The Morning After? Doug: yes; Tim; hell yes; Cat: would like to stay off campus but would go.

7. Favorite snack chip? Doug: Doritos; Tim: Baked Lays BBQ chips; Cat: Pringles


A caller named Rachel called in and said she was in Hedo last week. She goes every year, and “The show happens every night at dinner.” Girls
Iggy made a call, and he has it all set up for the guys to do a show down there, and they will be able to giveaway 2 trips for listeners……Doug thinks it will be difficult for him to get down there because of finding someone to watch his kids…..


Pro Wrestler JBL:
Hornswaggle was a bad midget…..A lot of people think JBL was in the wrong, but he had it coming. He was a lot easier to beat up than Bautista……Because of how many Tibetan monks who are abused they must be evil. They look peaceful and calm, but they might be bad people……NBC is a great partner and there will be a show on Saturday night……Jenny McCarthy will be there trying to raise money…..Cat asked about super sets when JBL lifts weights, and JBL said that someone doing a super set is just trying to occupy all the machines…..“My greatest concern level is that someone keeps sending me checks.”…..JBL came out with a male energy drink, like a liquid viagra----“it makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus” ……Doug has a case in his garage…..JBL has always been a big wrestling fan…….


Cat loves a few things about this show including making fun of Hedo and having Iggy jump on immediately to explain and defend Hedo…..Cat is a big believer in living below your means……He is going to AmericanCreditFixers.com


Leftover Riff Raff:
Tim’s head is mis-shaped because of the forceps used to extract him when he was born… ….Doug had $50 million in his 401K 2 months ago and now it is down to $6500….. Frank Sinatra forgot words to his songs by the end of his career……..A baby giraffe wrote in yesterday and said that Doug’s attic is like Hedo….Piranhas can talk and that is how they trick you into swimming into their vicinity……..Pringles are not healthy at all…..Doug has an earlier bedtime than the rest of the guys…….JBL thinks Doug is gay…….The ladies love Doug because he hung out at Lush……

SEGMENT 1--Nobody Is Playing Better Than the Braves and Tim Has Had Just About Enough of Joel Pinero, Could Tim Have Plastic Surgery to Fix the Ramp on His Head, The Cat Has a Feeling He Is Going to Get In a Fight at the Gym, and Tim Talked With Mozeliak Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tim Details His Conversation With Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak Last Night After the Trade Deadline, He Wanted to Speak With Him Before He Writes His Column for insideSTL.com, Mozeliak Says That He Will Take the Bullet For the Inactivity Yesterday, and How Do the Fans Feel Now That the Cardinals Haven't Improved the Club---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Continues to Have Headphone Issues and the Callers Want to Discuss the Cardinals Not Making a Move Yesterday---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Kelly LeBrock Got Fat, Frank Sinatra Lost His Fastball Towards the End, and The Unveiling of the First Part of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Continue to Unveil Part Two of the Window World Exit Poll and Iggy Was Able to Secure a Trip For the Show to Hedo, Plus Rachel Joins the Show and She Was at Hedo Last Week---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Tim Is Curious About Why JBL Is On the Show Today, Will Producer Joe Get Destroyed at the GND Party Tonight and Some Listeners Take the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 7---WWE'sJBL Joins the Show to Defend His Attacks Against Hornswoggle, Who Is Hard to Beat Up:  A Monk or Midget, Saturday Night's Main Event on NBC Tomorrow Night, What Is the Concern Level Over the Vince McMahon Injury, He Is Pitching Liquid Viagra, and Monks Are Evil---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--More Fun and Games With the Exit Poll and Gayle Calls In Again to Talk About Going to Hedo With Us---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and the Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN