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Articles from August 2009
Monday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Monday, August 31, 2009

SEGMENT 1--I Can Feel It On My Chin Radio Remix, Reading Very Good Things About Gabbert Coming Into the Season, Producer Joe Knocks Down Charlie in the IQ Challenge, Favorite Part of the Entire Night for The Cat, Mike Lee Breaks Down to Michael Jackson, and Mike Lee Turning Away From Wellemeyerand Enjoying Breasts; Plus Jackie Checks Into the Show For a Monday Morning ---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Baby Got Back Is Terrible Song, What Channel Will Mizzou/Illinois Be On, Lookout For the Return of Bill Synder The Cat's Buddy, Adam Wainwright Picks Up Win 16 Yesterday, Has Wainwright Moved Ahead of Carpenter for the Cy Young ,The Cat Wants Ryan Franklin to Get Cy Young Votes, Relievers Than Have Won the NL Cy Young Since 1987, and Wellemeyer Still Has Time to Get Things Together---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Mike Lee Joins the Show to Talk About Ryan Franklin Giving Him His Phone Number, Did Mike Lee Find Any Love at the Party, Why Wouldn't He Shake Wellemeyer's Hand, Telling the Cardinals About Ozzie Smith, and Jackie Doesn't Want to Go Out with Producer Joe Any More---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--SLU Volleyball Breaks a Record for Attendance at an Event on Saturday Night, Dave Duncan Will Make the Decision to Come Back Not Based on Professional Things, Not Happy with the Way Pitchers Are Being Handled in the Minor Leagues, Still Goes Back to the Way Things Were Handled with Chris Duncan, Lil Dunc Had a Label After the World Series, Appears to Be a Double Standard in Some of the Things Big Dunc Says, and the Addition By Subtraction Is Greater Than Some of the Moves This Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show to Talk About How the Fighting Tigers Are Looking a Week Out from the Illinois Game, How Big of a Loss Is Losing Blaine Dalton, This Team Is In Trouble if Blaine Gabbert Gets Hurt, How Are They Going to Contain Juice Williams, Gabe Has to Hang Up and Call Back In, Not Knowing What to Expect on Saturday Afternoon, Looking at Mizzou's Schedule and the Big 12 North---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Wouldn't You Want Someone Naked By Your Side, Please Wear Camo While Doing So, Norman Chad Likes the Cut of Someone's Jib, The Cat Watched the Little League World Series and Noticed the Massive Kid on the Team From the West, How Could You Cheat in the Little League, No One in St. Louis Plays Little League Baseball, and Creepy Colby Rasmus Fan's YouTube Video---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Being in a Good Place, Dining at Chava's, Tim Goes to a Wedding and Someone Wants to Know About the IQ Challenge, John Mozeliak Took the Group for the Batting Practice, Will Mozeliak Win Executive of the Year, LaRussa For Manager of the Year?, Franklin for Fireman of the Year, and Rudy Checks In Completing the Idiots for the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Cal Eldred Joins the Show and Has His Bubble Burst Over His Theme Song, Cards 5-1 After the First 6 Games of the Homestand and This Thing Is Over, Is He Surprised By John Smoltz Thus Far, His Thoughts on the Dave Duncan Situation, How Does He Handle Coaching His Kids, and the Way the Cardinals Work with the Pitchers in the Minor Leagues---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Friday's Show Audio - 4th Anniv Party
By J Boyd Friday, August 28, 2009

SEGMENT 1--4th Anniversary Show Open---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN


SEGMENT 2--Adult Star Jesse Jane---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN


SEGMENT 3--Colby Rasmus / Ryan Franklin---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN


SEGMENT 4--Todd Wellemeyer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN


SEGMENT 5--IQ Challenge---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN


SEGMENT 6--Girls Next Door Quiz---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN


SEGMENT 7--Idiots Roundtable---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Thursday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Thursday, August 27, 2009

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Has to Wear His IFB Today Because Someone Stole the Headphones Now, What the Hell Happens at the Radio Station After Slaten's Show Is Over, Tonight Is Going to Be Quite a Presentation. There Shouldn't Be Any Audio Issues Tonight, and Jackie Is Ready for a Big Show Tonight at the Pepper Lounge---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Lenny Bytacki Comes By to Talk About the What's Happening over at Gateway, They Are Having a Truck Race in Honor of insideSTL.com and the ITD Morning After, You're In Your Own World But They Know You There, Yelling at the Drivers Meetings, Seeing a Race Will Change Your Opinions of Things, and Some Drivers Get Their Starts in the Truck Series---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Tim Has Said 6 or 7 Funny Things in the Time We Have Been Doing the Show, Rick Pitino Getting Upset About Local Media Outlets Running Audio Yesterday, Will Jesse Jane Be Clean Tonight, The Cat Is Not the First Guy to Be a Father But His Son Will Be On the Show on Tuesday, Mike Lee Checks Into the Show Again Today and He Is In a Better Mood and Wants People to Know He Is Not Gay---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--The Cat Gives Advice to Kyle Lohse on How to Handle the Media, Charlie Joins the Show to Talk About Tonight's Match-Up with Producer Joe, Is Charlie Laying in Bed with the Redhead, Does Charlie Care About Winning or Losing Tonight, Charlie Says He Won't Be Able to be the Fill-In Any Longer If He Loses, and Tonight's Challenge Will Be the SEC vs the Big 10---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Former Astros Manager Phil Garner Joins the Show to Talk About How this Cardinals Team Measures Up Against the Teams He Managed Against, How Much of a Difference Does a Manager Make Over the Season, Tony Sets the Tone of the Clubhouse, All Managers Are Only As Good As Their Bullpen, Holliday Has Been a Great Signing, and Looking Back at the Postseasons Against the Cardinals in 2004 & 2005---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Rob Desir Is Here to Defend Himself Against Mike Lee, and We Will Be on the Black Station at Some Point, Plus Could Dizzle Compete with Producer Joe and Charlie in the IQ Challenge---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals Reliever Jason Motte Joins the Show to Talk About What He Has Going This Morning, Its a Fun Time to Be Heading to the Ballpark, Smoltz Has Fit Right Into the Clubhouse, Has He Tried to Pick His Brain About Being a Closer, Does He Sense a Bit of Confidence Right Now Within the Club, Does He Have to Fight Looking Forward to the Postseason, and McClellan Makes Sure That He Doesn't Get to Have Too Much Fun, Plus the Audio From Rick Pitino at Yesterday's News Conference---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Tim Might Have Burst the Bubble On a Huge Surprise, The Cat Really Wants Joe to Wear the Red Beret in the Clubhouse Soon, an Angry Email from a Listener Yesterday, and Matt Holliday Joins the Show to Talk About His Timeline Since Coming to the Cardinals About a Month Ago, Things Have Gone Really Smoothly, Has He Noticed Any Difference While Hitting Behind Pujols, His Thoughts on Staying in St. Louis After This Season, and St. Louis Is a Great Place to Play Baseball and Hopefully There Will Be Some Work to Get Things Done---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Wednesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Wednesday, August 26, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Quick Start to the Show with Joe Theismann Joining Us to Talk About Guys Getting In Touch with Their Girlie Side, Thinking of Tim's Mom Quite Often, Shots Fired at Joey Harrington, Going to See Journey Last Night, Enjoying Poetry, Writing a Motivational Book, Have to Change the Culture Inside the Team Right Now, He Really Likes Chase Daniel Right Now for the 3rd QB Job in Washington, Its Not a Bad Sign that Chase Won't Be Playing this Week, and Comments Made About Having to Throw in Bunches While at Mizzou---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--The Old Show Open Was Very Good, Announcer Voicing Sounds Stupid, Connecting with the West Side of the State of Missouri, Pronouning Miami Differently, Blowing an Opportunity to Talk with Pat Sajak, and Jackie Checks Into the Show a Day Before the Party Tomorrow Night, What Does Jackie Weigh, and Rolling Craps---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Paul Simon Actually Sings Real Songs, Big Doings in the 8:00 Hour After a Spectacular 7:00 Hour, Teasing the Cats Pajamas, Trevor Miller Is Going to Help the Cat Today with the Purina Spot, Those Purina Spots Really Do Help Get the Dogs Moving Out of the Shelter, Assinine Copy for Certain Products in the Past, and Feeding Dogs Food to Have Their Legs Grow Back---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Got to Love 10cc's I'm Not In Love, Getting Your Start at the Jewish Lad's Brigade, Possobly the Gayest Album Cover Of All Time, The Skipper Killing The Cat Last Night in the Post Game News Conference, Getting to See Adam Wainwright Show Some Emotion Last Night and Time for the Cat's Pajamas with Audio From a News Reporter in Cleveland and Some Brat Kid at the Little League World Series---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--This Acid Rock Is a Little Loud for Doug's Liking, We Will Give You the Recorder Solo, Folks Are Getting Frustrated in Chicago Right Now with the Cubs, Lou Pinella Says He Will Be Back Next Year, Soriano Isn't Helping Matters with His Words, 2 out of 3 Years in the Playoffs Isn't Bad, and Soriano Along with Jeff Suppan Have a Couple of the Worst Contracts in Major League Baseball---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Members of Orleans Running For Congress, Alec Baldwin May Run for Office in Place of Joe Lieberman, the People of Minnesota Have a Good Sense of Humor in Their Political Elections, Dave Duncan Has Taken a Personal Excused Absence From the Team, No One Knows Why He Has Left, and What are the Conspiracy Theorists Saying About His Leave---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Orleans Steals Other People's Tunes, The Cat's Party Clothes, Plus Trever Miller Joins the Show to Talk About His Sense of Where This Team Is Right Now, His Thoughts On What Ryan Franklin Has Done This Season, This Is the Best Season He Has Ever Had Statswise, There Is a Certain Kind of Swagger in the Clubhouse When Teams Are Really Good, Adding Different Pieces to the Team This Season, and Has It Been Difficult in His Career with All the Bouncing Around---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tuesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Tuesday, August 25, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Getting Dirty Already This Morning, Doug Doesn't Remember What He Learned About Starting a Radio Show, Shouldn't Tim Be Getting a New Corvette and Members Only Jacket, Producer Joe Still Hasn't Found His Telephone, and More Fashion Show Talk Plus Fall Out From Some Lingerie Worn By a Model---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Yes The Cat This Is Jewel, Jerry Lewis Was Funny to Doug Vaughn, Tales From the Road with Jim Hayes and Joel Pinero, What Has Been Pinero's Motivation This Season to Be So Good, Who Is Going to Pay Pinero and How Many Years Will He Get, Will Dave Duncan Be Back in 2010, Dealing with the Everyday Hassles of Being a Manager, and Finding a Place for Guys Like Wellemeyer Who Never Could Find It This Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Mike Lee Will Not Call Channel 2 Any Longer After Someone Says He Is a Homosexual, Does Producer Joe Ever Talk with Martin These Days, Lots of Careers Come to Team 1380 to Die, Doug Is Such a Model Citizen, and Fewer and Fewer Kids Must Be Smoking These Days Than in Years Past---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Daily Update on Anne Kordes From SLU's Volleyball Program, Someone Suggests Doug Having Her On Every Week, There Is Nothing The Cat Appreciates More Than Tough and Cool Radio Host Guy, Host in OKC Is Battling with Bill Simmons, Did Doug Get Punched By His Wife, Strange Callers Once Again, and Is Doug Firing on Girls While He Hosts the Sunday Night Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Joe Posnanski Joins the Show to Talk About Joel Goldberg Trying to Explain Away Another Royals Lose Last Night, the Cardinals Have Been the Best Team in the League the Last Month, This Year Is Going to Be Exciting in the Playoffs for Both Leagues, Manny Has Never Played on a Team that Was a Loser, How Are Things Coming Along in Kansas City, the Royals Really Are the Anti-Cardinals, and Looking at a Few Different Postseason Awards and How They Relate to the Cardinals---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Doug Doesn't Have Lazy Weekends, E:60 Doesn't Seem to Get the Hype it Deserves, Plaxico Burress Talks with Jeremy Schaap about Getting His Weapon into the Nightclub, How He Shot Himself, and Feeling No Pain Right Away After Shooting Himself with the Audio---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Gotta Love the Heartbreak Kids Theme Song, WWE Wrestling Recap Brought to You By Jim Hayes Enterprises and Berman Chiropractic with Audio from HBK, Triple H, and Vince McMahon, and Doug Still Thinks This is the Worst Segment in the History of Radio---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Who Do the Rams Draft Next Year in Terms of Quarterbacks Because They Still Haven't Played the 2009 Season Yet, and Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak to Talk About Doug Getting in the Huddle for the Florida Gators This Season, How Does Mo Feel Right Now About This Team, Where Is Smoltz Going to Help This Team This Season, Thoughts Are All About 2009 with Smoltz, Its Been a Tough Year for Kyle Lohse, Not a Whole Lot of Dialogue with Other Teams at This Point, and Expanding the Rosters in September---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Monday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Monday, August 24, 2009

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Really Missed This Show While He Was Gone, Throw Away Words, Picking Berries, Out Skippering the Skipper, Flying In Fashion Models from Illinois, the Four Seasons Is a Beatiful Place,  Good Morning Jackie, The Cat Is Worried About Meeting Jackie on Thursday Night, and This Show Sounds a lot Better When You Are Out of Town---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--The Cardinals Really Love Themselves Some Nick Lachey, San Diego Makes The Cat Happy, People In San Diego Appear to Apperciate Their Life, Lots of Cardinals Fan in Southern California, Is Smoltz the New Woody Williams, Doug Thinks Smoltz Was Incredible in His Display Yesterday, Considering the Injury to Lohse Smoltz Is Now Even More Important, and Getting Some Productiviity from the Back End of the Rotation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Passing Out in a Snuggie, Blankets Are So Constricting, and We Are Your Official Station for Khadafy News with Updates Via the New York Post---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--What Phlegm's You Up, Doug Is a Fan of Matadors Even If He Won't Admit It, Charlie Mounts a Sunday Charge in the Online Poll and Knocks Off Producer Joe, and the Four Seasons Is a Very Nice Property---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Former Oklahoma and Dallas Cowboys Coach Barry Switzer Joins the Shwo to Talk About Not Winning in the NFL without a QB, Defense Counts for Something Too, How Do You Go About Rebuiding a Team, the Most Important Thing in Football Is Evaluating Talent, His Thoughts on Brett Favre Coming Back to the Vikings, the New Stadium in Dallas, and Working with Jerry Jones---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Was Huck Finn Gay?, We Had a Huge 8:00 Hour, Barry Switzer Didn't Really Care for Bulger, Tim Was Tickeled Pink by the Performance of Chase Daniel on Saturday Night, Jim Zorn Called It a Wonderful Night for Daniel, Losing His Mouth Piece, Following Chase on Twitter, and There Weren't 25,000 People at the Rams Game on Friday Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--All of Colour Me Badd Were Soccer Players, Citronade Is the Drink of Champions and Those That Have All the Answers, Pujols Getting a Bit Sideways During Yesterday's Day, the Cardinals Cleared the Bench with More Authority, Unwritten Rules in Baseball Are Stupid According to Doug, and Dropping Swear Words on a Baseball Field---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Friday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Friday, August 21, 2009

SEGMENT 1--We Actually Start On Time Today, Getting Paid to Do 2 Hours of Work, Barry Switzer Wasn't Big on Mizzou Football, It Is Going to Be a Great Weekend of Weather, Doug Would Go to the Pool Party But There are Going to Be Girls With Minimal Clothing There, Will All the Girl Show Up for the Fashion Show, Some of the Girls Are Nervous About Going Topless, and Producer Joe's Mom Is On Board with His Business Venture with Bree Olson---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Tributes to the Sports Buffet, Lots of Slow Dancing to Power Ballads on the South Side in the 90's, Times Have Changed with America's Youth, Doug Thinks the Solution Would Be to Pull the Plug on the Internet, Always Nice to Stop By the Old House in Kirkwood, Charlie Expects to See Nipples in Playboy, the Internet Has Ruined Most Magazines, and Chris Duncan Has Been Released by the Red Sox---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Doug Would Sing to His Wife If He Wasn't Poor Lyrically, Producer Joe Is Beating Charlie on the IQ Poll, Charlie Was On the Quiz Bowl Team in High School, Doug Thinks That There Is a Lot of Female Talent at All Colleges, and Is There Better Tail at Mizzou or the University of Georgia, Plus Jackie Has A New Poem---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--We Are Hooters' Version of the Memphis Redbirds, Watching the Cardinals Now Is Like Watching Something that Is Too Easy, It Would Be Hard to Name Three San Diego Padres, 7 Game Lead in the NL Central, Its a Shame that the Postseason Can't Start Now, This May Be the Best Cardinal Team Tim Has Seen in His Life, Pinero Would Be the Ace of About 20 Other Teams in MLB, and This Will Be a Tought NL Field to Get Through in the Playoffs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Is Kadaffi Still Alive, Bob Costas Still Will Not Appear On This Show For Some Unknown Reason After Taking Shots At It, and We Unveil What We Consider to Be a Great 10th Street Italian Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Janine Won an AVN Award For Best Girl Girl Scene with Our Anniversary Party Guest Jesse Jane, It Really Is Going to be Big Doings This Sunday at the Pool Party, Alison Stokke Is Really Hot and More Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Don't Close Your Eyes....., GND's Texting Tim, and The Cat Joins the Show to Talk About Joe in Drag at the Fashion Show on Sunday, Why Does Joe Send Gay Text Messages to Doug and The Cat, What Was the Key to Last Nights Game, Haven't Lost Since the End of June When Pinero Starts, What Did Smoltz Have to Say Last Night, What Makes Smoltz Think That He Still Has It, Are There Any Plans for Troy Glaus Right Now, and the Team Gets Even Scarier with an Extra Bat Off the Bench---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Doug Is Always the First to Complain About the Gutterness of Our Show But He Always Brings Up the Simpkins Kid, David Kline Wins Tickets to Mizzou and Illini, Good Crowd There Last Night for the Happy Hour, Once Again the Contest Was Rigged and Finish Up the 10th Street Italian Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Thursday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Thursday, August 20, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Make Out with Me Even Though We Both Have a 5:00 Shadow, South African Track Star May Be a Man, What Would Make You Become a Woman Just to Win a Race, Timberfake Is Still a Douche, Going to See U2 in Chicago, Timberfake Claims that This is His One Year Anniversary of Calling Into the Show, He Is Going to Come to the Pool Party on Sunday, and We Have No Way of Screening Calles This Morning and Mike Lee Surprises Us---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Biz Markie Is Jason Marquis, This Is One of the Rare Times Tim Would Like to Change Places with The Cat, What Is Leo Mazzone Relationship with Former Orioles Managers, Lumiere Is Running Pics of Our GND's with No Mention of insideSTL.com, and Timberfake Comes for More---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--One Hell of a Music Video, We Have Accomplished A Whole Lot This Morning, Athletica Lose Their Semi-Final Last Night, Doug Thinks There Are Too Many Players on the Field, and Remembering The Cat Making Fun of Tim for Losing Last Year in the World Series of Poker---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Have You Ever Been in a Wonderland of Love, Charlie Lost the Love of His Life From Bradley, Was Charlie Banging Around On Her While He Was Away, Do Dude Nurses Make More Than Women Nurses, Doug Is Not Sure that He Could Lecture in a High School Class, and Would Someone Who Actually Listens to This Show Hire Charlie Marlow, Plus a Boat Load of Craziness---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Seal's Face, What Do the People at KMOV Think of Doug's Career Choice, Tim Says that Larry Conners Used to Tell Him That He Listened to the Show, Cardinals Win Last Night in Los Angeles, We Might As Well Talk About it an Hour and 35 Minutes into the Show, Doug Says Pujols Still Runs Like a 12 Year Old and It Worked Last Night, and Still a Few Weeks Before the Cards Play a Team Over .500 After Leaving LA, Plus Smoltz Will Start on Sunday Against the Padres---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--What Is Elton John Talking About When Daniel, Marty the Party Is Still On Hold and Talking About Apologizing for His Actions at Hooters, Funniest Comedians In America Went to Pattonville, and God We Attract Hoosiers and Wierdos to This Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--The Cat Joins Us From San Diego to Talk About Working Out with a Lot of the Players at 5 AM, Getting the Skipper to Giggle Last Night, the Cardinals Are Down About the Athletica Lose, Wainwright Was Good Even Thought He Let Up the 2 Homers in the 7th Inning, Albert Pujols Runs When He Wants to Run, Smoltz Now Officially a Cardinal, Who Is Going to Go Down to Make Room for Smoltz, Brendan Ryan Hitting Well Right Now, There Are No Teams Right Now that Can Close the Gap on the Redbirds, and Molina Is Approaching .300---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Former Braves Pitching Coach Leo Mazzone Joins the Show to Talk About the Acquistion of John Smoltz, He Has a New Team to Root For Now, Does Smoltz Still Have What It Takes to Be a Starter, What Happened to Smoltz in Boston, Smoltz Is Big Game Pitcher in His Career, Could Smoltz Put Ego Aside and Go into the Pen for the Playoffs, Should There Be a Place for Pitching Coaches in the Hall of Fame, and Looking Back to Playing Against the Cardinals in the Playoffs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Wednesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Wednesday, August 19, 2009

SEGMENT 1--If the Shot Hits Close to Home Then There Is Probably Some Truth To It, Matt Vasgerian Really Doesn't Care for St. Louis, Living In St. Louis Isn't Bad March-November, Some People Will Leave But Most Will Come Back, Whats It Like Being a Single Outsider in St. Louis, and Usually You Are Done Growing at Age 32 Tim---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Going to Enjoy Watching the Cardinals About 4 out 5 Games, Thank God You Won't See the 5th Starter in the Postseason, Boggs Has a Hard Time Throwing Strikes, Smoltz Is Going to Want at Least a Chance to Start Tim Thinks, From a Baseball Fan Standpoint It Will Be Exciting to Have John Smoltz, How Many More Times Will the Team Need a 5th Starter, Looking Back Now Its Surprising the Cubs Didn't Make a Bigger Move at the Deadline, and the Schedule Plays in the Cards Favor---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--What Do the Guys Think About Brett Favre Returning to the Minnesota Vikings, Doug Is Happy Because He Wants to Watch Him Play, Charlie Will Want to Watch the Vikings Even More Now, the Vikings May Be the Best Team in the NFL Now, Favre Didn't Want to Go Through Training Camp, and Chris Carter Was Not Very Happy Yesterday While on ESPN About the Whole Situation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Callers Get Involved and Some Are on the Side of Producer Joe Hoping that Favre Gets Hurt During the Season, Getting Hit in the Face with a Hubcab, Chris Carter Really Speaks His Opinion, Favre Comes to St. Louis This Season, Peter King Not a Big Fan of the Move for Both the Vikings and Favre, Is Race Invovled with Carters Anger, and Ann Carroll Checks in from the Twin Cities to Discuss Everything That Is Going On Up There with the Favre Coverage---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--ESPN's Tom Jackson Joins the Show to Talk About What Bringing Brett Favre Means to Minnesota This Year, He Has His Doubts that Brett Can Go For a Full Season, Last Year Brett Was Only Able to Play 11 Strong Games, Players Retire Because They Can't Do It Anymore, There Have to Be Doubts About the Way the Vikings Have Handled This Situtation, What Does He Expect From the Rams This Season, In a Couple of Years Rams Fans Will Be Very Happy, and Is Bulger Still a QB That Can Be Successful---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Doug Has a Hard Time Recognizing Peter Cetera Music, If You Went to Detroit You Would Have Bad Things to Say As Well, Brendan Haywood Has To Give the Expected Apology After His Gay Comments, and Doug Wonders Why We Have to Have at Least One Segment Per Show that Focuses on Gay Stuff---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--The Cat Joins the Show From LA in His Hotel Where They Are Filming a Disney Film, Who Makes the Decision Where the Cardinals Stay While They Are On the Road, The Cat Has Been Working Out with 70 Year Old Women, Which Celebs Did The Cat See Last Night, How Old is Barney Miller, Whats Going on With John Smoltz, What Do the Guys in the Clubhouse Think About Bringing in Smoltz, and What Happens with Wellemeyer When/If Smoltz Comes Here---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Matt Vasgersian of the MLB Network Joins the Show to Talk About His Love of the City of St. Louis, Dropping the S Bomb on the Air Prior to His Words About Our Fair City, Would It Kill the City of St. Louis to Open a Store Somewhere Downtown, Thought St. Louis Was a Great Place for an All-Star Game, How Does He See the Central Playing Out the Remainder of the Season, His Thoughts on Potentially Bringing Smoltz into St. Louis, and How Did He End Up Doing All the Video Games---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tuesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Tuesday, August 18, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Tim Really Hates the Show Open, Charlie Is Back From a Couple of Vacations, Where Did Charlie Stay While In Vegas, Boy Its Hot Out Here, Doug Wonders If It Is Fun to Keep Drinking Til the Sun Comes Up, Is It a Good Deal to Get a Table for $1100, Once Again Doing Things to Get You Laid, and Have You Ever Paid for Sex---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Talk with Bill Devaney Here Shortly to Talk About the Injuries in Camp Early This Season, the DC Nats Finally Sign the #1 Overall Pick in the MLB Draft, Cardinals Win a Thrilling Game Again Last Night in Los Angeles, Such a Pleasure to Watch the Cards Since the Dunc Trade, Doug Would Have a Hard Time Taking Chris Carpenter Out of a Game at Any Point, Only One Bad Start in the Last 2 Months for Carpenter, and the Cards Are Now 6 Games Up on the Cubs in the Central---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Producer Joe and Bree Olson's Business Ventures, Tim Might Not Be Able to Help Out in the "First Time" Angle, the Cardinals and John Mozeliak Make It Known They Are Interested in John Smoltz, Wainwright and DeRosa Are Working To Get This Done, Who Would Go if Smoltz Comes In, and Charlie Wants to See Someone Who Strikes People Out in the Postseason---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Rams General Manager Billy Devaney Joins the Show to Talk About Tim's Depressing Life, Bulger's Pinky Finger, What Are the Long Term Possible Problems with the Pinky Finger, the Injured Guys Should Be Healthy and Ready to Go Heading into Seattle, Get An Opportunity to See Kyle Boller This Week, the Preseason Is a Long Process, How Does He Evaluate the Back Up Running Backs Now, Has There Been Some Thought About Bringing In Some Outside Help at Wide Receiver, and When Will Jason Smith Start Getting More Looks with the First Unit---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Cardinals Executive Jeff Luhnow Joins the Show to Talk About It Being a Good Time to Be a Part of the St. Louis Cardinals, Excited to Get the Deal Done with Shelby Miller, What Does Shelby Miller Have in His Arsenal Right Now, How Did the Front Office Feel About the Negotiations, How Are These Amateur Pitchers Getting So Much Leverage, the Cardinals Scouts Feel Like These Guys Can Be Special Players, Does Jeff Feel the Pressure Right Now Based on the Money That Has Been Spent This Summer, and Does He Check Up on the Guys that the Cardinals Have Traded This Summer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Garrett Stephenson Drops F-Bombs Punches Fan and Can Sing a Tune As Well, Doug Wonders How the Athletica Can Have Season Tickets to RAW, Charlie Is Curious About the Main Event at the Anniversary Party and the IQ Test with Producer Joe, Doug Is a Fan of the Girls in the Fashion Show at the Four Seasons Pool, and Audio From Bree Olson Judging the Bikini Contest Saturday Afternoon---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Degeneration X Makes a Return at RAW Last Night and Jim Hayes Enterprises Brings Us the WWE Wrestling Recap Live From St. Louis with Audio from John Cena, and Hornswoggle Picked Up a Victory Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--The Cat Joins Us From Los Angeles To Talk About the Time Difference, Another Great Win by the Cardinals Last Night, The Cat Hung Up on Us, the Pregame Was More Important to The Cat Than the Actual Game, B-List Celebrities Hanging Around Dodger Stadium, Trying to Hit a Knuckleball, Carpenter Showing Emotion Last Night, Rick Ankiel Is Not Really One to Want to Talk After Games, Ricky Calls In to Give The Cat a Hard Time, Charlie Is One Smart Cookie, and The Cat Is Hearing Good Things About Smoltz---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Monday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Monday, August 17, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Way to Kick Start Our Monday Morning with Jackie Reading a Poem and Needs to Be Begged to Join Our Anniversary Party, Plus Charles Davis Joins the Show to Talk About Working for Fox NFL This Season, Yesterday's PGA Championship, Was This a Lost Year for Major Championships, Naming the Major Winners for 2009, Is There Anything to Read Into Tiger Not Winning a Major This Season, and Just a Guy Being Able to Play with Tiger on the Final Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Happy Black Sitcom Monday to All, Rasmus Crushing a Homer with About 15 People in the Stands, Even Joe Strauss Is Buying Into the Success of the Cardinals, Cards Have a Whole Bunch of Home Games at the End of July/Beginning of August, Will There Be a Day When Pitchers Are Wearing Helmets, and What Do You See From Kyle Lohse Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Breaking News in the World of Professional Wrestling, Kurt Angle Gets Arrested, Robinson Township is Known for Their Early Hours, Getting An Order of Protection Against Yourself, Driving with a Suspended License and Carrying HGH, and How Much Were Tickets For Tonights WWE Event at the Scottrade---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Looking Forward to Tim's Birthday Weekend, Missouri Football This Season Doesn't Pack the Punch It Has the Previous Two Seasons, Tim Doesn't Know Where He Wants to Go for His Birthday, the Cardinals and Yankees Are on a Collision Course for the First Time Since 1964, and What Do You Know About the Anaheim Angels----CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Tim Klutsaris Joins the Show to Talk About the Summerfest Events From This Past Weekend, the Rams Back Up Running Back Job Got More Crowded After Friday Nights Game, the Rams Wide Receiver Problems Stack Up Over the Weekend, Jason Smith's Progress at Right Tackle, a Different Vibe Than During the Linehan Era, and What About the Way that Bulger Played on Friday Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Bands That Are For the Gheys, Not Remembering What Actually Happens Between 7 & 10 Every Morning, When Looking For Really Good Chinese Food You Go to Arnold, and Audio From 60 Minutes and James Brown Speaking with Michael Vick---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Cougar Hunter Jake Is a Smooth Dog But Is He a Bright Individual, Who in the World Power Washes Their Stoop Everyday, Summerfest Was Saturday Afternoon at Bar 101 In Soulard, Only 1 Judge out of the 5 We Promoted Was Actually There, Having to Go to the Reserve Well for Judges, Bree Olson Was An Incredibly Tough Judge, and Winning the Watermelon Eating Contest---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Cal Eldred Joins the Show to Talk About the Cardinals Getting to Heath Bell Yesterday Afternoon, There Is Still a Lot of Time Left in the Season, Pitching Match-Ups for Potential 5 Game Series' in October, the Idea of Bringing In John Smoltz for the Bullpen, and Cal Eldred's Power Rankings in the National League---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Friday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Friday, August 14, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Weak Ad-Libbing, The Cat Wonders Who Amber Campisi Is, Amber Will Be a Judge at Our Swimsuit Contest Tomorrow at Summerfest, the Message Boarders Turn Into Mike Lee When We Have Chicks on the Show, Obama Plants People in the Crowd, Entourage Still Sucks, and Just Put the Word Man In Front of Anything---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Nothing Better Than the Hulkster Clearing the Ring, The Cat Thinks that It Is Wrong to Label Someone Just Because They Are Huge, Short Road Trips Are Fun, Brad Pitt and Sinbad Kicking It In LA Together, Fried Chicken and Waffles, Surprised the Midwest Doesn't Have Something Like a Chicken and Waffles Joint, Waving to the Crips Like Danny DeVito, and Cutting a Potential Pilot Called "Dudes By the Dozen"---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--John Tesh Sounds Very Soulful, Jackie Makes Her Friday Appearance on the Show,  Trying to Get in Jackie's Pants, She Questions Austin's Love, and Jackie Has a Poem for Us Again (Greatest Segment of the Week)---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Have We Really Wasted Over an Hour of Air Time Already, the Beer Thrower in Chicago Has Turned Himself In, Adrian Beltre Took a Shot to the Nuts the Other Night On a Batted Ball, Doug Can Not Imagine Playing Baseball without Wearing a Cup, Second Round of the PGA Is Underway as John Daly Has Withdrawn from the Tournament, and Jeremy Maclin Made His Debut Last Night in the Preseason---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Amber Campisi Joins the Show From LA to Talk About Her Trip to St. Louis, Getting Up Early to Join the Show, Her Reality Show with Kendra, Kendra Really Dated Hef, Might Be To Early to Be Talking About Her 36DD Boobies, Dining In Her Families Restaurant Before Shooting Presidents, Being Naked on the Roof While In Napa Valley, and First Time Coming to St. Louis---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Who Is Playing Volleyball with Producer Joe Tomorrow and the Unveiling of the 10th Street Italian Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Taking Calls From the Listeners for the Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Is a Burger a Sandwich, Woody Williams Joins the Show to Talk About Living In Southwest Houston, He Is Becoming the Varsity Baseball Coach at His Kids High School, Watching the Cardinals Every Chance He Gets, Players' Thoughts on Whether or Not Ownership Acquires Players, Working with Dave Duncan, Why Does Dunc Work for Some and Not For Others, Pitchers that Struggle to Pitch to Contact, and Being a Part of the 2002 Cardinals Team that Had to Overcome So Much---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and 10th Street Italian Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Thursday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Thursday, August 13, 2009

SEGMENT 1--I Know We Are Both Dudes, The Cat and His Sleeping Struggles, Doug Was Not There for the Postgame Last Night, the Girls Like the Vodka and Cranberry, Pepsi Products Are Not As Expensive, Matt Holliday Is a Good American, The Cat's Embrace with Rolen, the Charitable Scott Rolen, Joe Lube, and Where Would the Athletica Parade Be When They Win the Championship---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Hope Solo Joins the Show In Studio to Talk About 150 Proof Bourbon, Tim Wants Hope To Do Him a Favor, Hope Says That She Will Be a Judge In the insideSTL.com Bikini Contest This Weekend, Allegations of Producer Joe and Hope, YouTube Videos, Making the All-Star Team and Being in the Playoffs, T-Shirt Guns, and Mike Lee Wants to Creep on Hope Solo---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Tiger Has to Be the Favorite This Weekend at the PGA and Doug Is Still Arguing About Goalkeepers Drop Kicking Punts Around the World Yet Hope Pleaded with Him That It Is True---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4-- John Maginnes of the PGA Tour Network Joins the Show to Talk About the PGA Championship and a Beautiful Morning, Is Tiger THE Guy This Weekend, Its Hard Not to Root for Phil Mickelson This Weekend, Looking Forward to Seeing Some of the Young Guys Try and Live Up to Their Promise, John Daly Is Very Skinny Right Now, Daly Has Been Existing On Between 600-800 Calories Per Day, and Playing on the Longest Course in Major History; Plus Is Doug Vaughn an Alien in Life Form, and the Cards Take 2 of 3 From the Reds---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--What the Hell Is Rush Rush About, Ryan Seacrest Is Making Like $100 Million a Year With All His Crap, Doug Is Amazed By Jay Leno's Schedule, Letterman Has Taken the Lead in Late Night Programming, Baffled By Jimmy Fallon and Carson Daly, and The Cat Has Taken a Class in College about Comedy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Is Love Really a Battlefield, Doug Still Has A Hard Time Saying No to Door to Door Salesmen, Tim Wanted to Kill a Guy That Came to His Door, Doug Has Had Good Luck with AT&T UVerse, Bernie Miklasz Writes a Column About How Good This Years Cardinal Rotation Is in Relation to the 1985 Cardinals Rotation, DeRosa and Feeling Pain, and Looking at the 2001 Rotation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--There Is a Thread on the insideSTL.com Message Board About Getting Hit On at Work, Singing Songs About Being a Homosexual, You Can Have a Good Wide Base Without Tapping Your Toes, Tim Uses a Hand Puppet Under the Stall of a Bathroom, There Were Areas of the Library at Mizzou Where People Would Hook Up for Gay Sex, Aisle or Window Seat Guy, and Who Would Borrow Someone's Reading Material on a Flight---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Wednesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Wednesday, August 12, 2009

SEGMENT 1--We Have a Bit of Sun Reflection This Morning, Going to School with Someone Who Is Famous, The Cat Got Producer Joe a Birthday Present, Hey Doug What's Going On with the Weather Today, Getting Closer to Hospice Care, What the Hell Is an Apple Salad, Why the Hell Is The Cat Clapping, and Zia's Burned Down Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--FoxSports.com's Ken Rosenthal Joins the Show to Talk About Where He Places the Cardinals In the National League Power Rankings, a Major League General Manager Said He Likes the Cards to Win the World Series, What is the Biggest Worry for the Cards, Why Would the Red Sox Dump Julio Lugo, Holliday's Resignability, Colby Rasmus' Chances at Winning the Rookie of the Year, and Looking at Potential Match-Ups in the National League Playoffs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Things You Just Don't Know, How Many Fights Do You Have to Lose Before You Become a Former Cage Fighter, and The Cat's Pajamas with Audio From a Little Girl at Obama's Town Hall Meeting, CC Sabathia & Johan Santana, and the Miami Dolphins New Theme Song---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Al Stewart Makes It All Better, The Cat Likes to be an Echo, Ever Have Sex in a Restaurant?, Rick Pitino Is In Some Hot Water, Paying a Woman to have an Abortion, the Woman Has Been Indicted for Exorting Money by a Grand Jury, People Listening to Pitino Banging Away at the Restaurant, the Chick Ends Up Marrying the Teams Equipment Manager, and Driving Someone Home Is the Way to Get Them Out of Your Life---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Has Doug Ever Had An Executive Assistant, Getting Allowed to Stay in a Restaurant After It Closes, Caller Wants to Argue About Abortion, Nap Time Vinnie, and When You Are a Successful Coach You Can Just Tell People to Go to Sleep---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--The Cat Wants to See a Battle Between Lupe Fiasco and LFO, Looking to Avoid the Flu?, Giving Up Masterbation and Gay Activity Can Go a Long Way from Preventing Influenza A, Apparently There Is Some Friction That Occurs That Will Give You the Flu, The Cat Doesn't Trust the Medical Advice Of Some Guy In Malaysia, the Assless Leather Chaps Add to the Friction, and Groundbreaking Medical Advancements---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Scott Spiezio Is Back In the News, The Speezer Is Going to Be Joining the Independent League, First Step to Getting Back in the Majors, Would Spiezio Be Willing to Play for the Major League Minimum, More Valuable than Joe Thurston, Phil Mickelson Believes in Time Travel, Man Boobs Tells Other Golfers About Really Believing in the Idea of Time Travel, Doug Says the Key Is Being Able to Travel at the Speed of Light, and Ways the Earth Can Be Destroyed---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Kyle Lohse Joins the Show to Talk About His Start on Monday Night, Is There Anything He Can Pinpoint From His Start On Monday That He Wasn't Doing Prior, Being Dwarfed By Shaq Yesterday in the Clubhouse, Shaq Seemed Pretty Down to Earth, Baseball Players Are Probably More Well Rounded in All Sports, Heavy Set Pitchers Don't Count, and Who is the Best Athlete on the Cardinals Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tuesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Tuesday, August 11, 2009

SEGMENT 1--You Are Pretty Good with No Rehearsal, God Only Knows What Happened at the Airport, Peephole Magazines, Well Hung Minorities, How Could Mr. Fuji Beat Up Wrestlers, Worst Strip Club Ever in San Jose, Doug Has a Hard Time Remembering the Names of People He Works With, and The Cat Skipping Out on Spanish Class in High School---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Coming Of Age Film for a Lot of Teenage Girls, Why Do the Gheys Like Bette Midler, Lady Gaga May or May Not Have a Penis, Doug Learns that Fake Boobs Don't Help Women Float, Where Is the Best Place to Get Shot, Mitchell Boggs Will Get the Start Tonight Because Wellemeyer Has a Shoulder Problem and The Cat Believes That He Is Actually Hurt---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Can Adam Timmerman Play Wide Receiver for the Rams, Getting Behind People Is What Jim Hayes Enterprises Is All About, Can Just See Doug Vaughn at the Home Waiting For His Pudding, How Did People Market Their Products Before Radio and Television, Schnucks Is Opening Up Downtown Today and The Cat Saw Them Testing Their Bullet Proof Carts---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--Walking On Sunshine Makes The Cat Want to Put Together a Volleyball Team, What Is Your Favorite Flavor of Pudding, Doug Does Not Care For Rice Pudding, Minnie Mouse Is Getting Groped at Disney World, Doug Will Die One Day at a Theme Park, There Is Nothing Fun About Standing In Line for a 2 Minute Ride, and You Can Drop Some Cash to Not Have to Wait in Line---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Former St. Louis Ram Adam Timmerman Joins the Show to Talk About Where He Is Located Right Now, Doing a Little Bit of Farming and Managing a John Deere Dealership, Rams Dealing with the Injury Bug Early in Camp, Dealing with Stress Fractures, Does He Playing at This Time of Year, Does He Think About Coaching at All, Does He Push His Kids in Sports, and His Thoughts on the Changes the Rams Made This Offseason---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Only One More Hour, Celebrating Joe's Birthday on Saturday at Summerfest, When Did The Cat and Producer Joe Hit Their Stride, Seeing the Green Day Entourage at the Game Last Night, Doug Wonders Why You Can't Be a Normal Guy in a Band, Dudes Can't Be Bisexual, WWE Wrestling Recap Brought to You By Jim Hayes Enterprises with Audio from Sgt. Slaughter, and There Is Nothing Funnier Than Making Fun of Canada---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak Joins the Show to Confirm that Todd Wellemeyer Will Go on the DL, Troy Glaus Has Been Cleared to Hit Off a Tee and Will Hopefully Join a Minor League Team Next Week, Where Is Khalil Greene At Right Now, Did Anyone See Brendan Ryan Developing This Way, Calvin May Opening Up the Questioning for Brendan, Has He Had Any Contact with DeRosa and Holliday's s Agents, and Blake Hawksworth Has Been Really Good Lately---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Monday's Show Audio
By J Boyd Monday, August 10, 2009

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Friday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Friday, August 07, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Tim Can't Get Online How Is He Meant to Play Poker During the Show, Tim Has a Legal Question Regarding Getting Hit in the Parking Lot, How Does a Bar Have 2 Names, Doug Has Paid $9 for a Diet Coke at the Ballpark, Best Birthday Go, The Cat Was Getting Drunk for $3 in Nyack, Underage Bars in St. Louis, and Doug Is Not a Handy Man---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--What Does Jerk Out Mean, What Is Morris Day Doing These Days, Do You Pay for Music Online, Doug's Kids Have Made the Computer Lousy with Viruses, Who Gets Custody of Jon and Kate's Kids, Would Love to See Ed Lover Come Out with a Clothing Line, Looking for Would Ya Suggestions, Segment Suggestions, and The Cat's Wife Is Worried About Joe's Diet---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--What Makes You Loney the Money or the People Around You, Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches, a Bidding War to Get the Erin Andrews Interview, and Some Folks at ESPN are Unhappy with the Way Erin Is Handling Everything Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--What the Hell Is Handy Man About, James Taylor Used to Bang'em Two at a Time, Ed Belfout Checks into the Show to Talk His Role with the St. Louis Blues, Working with the Young Goalies in the Organization, How Does He Wind Up with the Blues, Coming Back to the City that Gave Him the Hardest Time in His Career, and His Most Memorable Moment Against the Blues---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Sick Cut Sick Cut Alert, We Will Be Accepting Requests All Show Long, Don't Look Away Roman!!!, Smoking Goaltenders, and Unveil the 10th Street Italian Exit Poll with the Guys Giving Their Answers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Barry Zito Is Now a Crappy Singer and He Is Serious, and We Poll Some Listeners---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Former Cardinal John Mabry Joins the Radio Program to Talk About George Jones and Old School Country Guys, Who Controls the Music in the Clubhouse, Always Being an Affable Guy, Playing in the Wind at Wrigley, Could He and 10 Older Teammates Go to Pittsburgh and Win 2 of 3, Deciding When It Was Time to Retire, and How This Cardinals Team Stacks Up Against Previous Cardinal Teams---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--The Cat's Saddest Song Ever, Paying to Come In Here and Work While Tim Plays Poker, What Is Tim's Couch Made Of, Doug's Kid Calls In to Say Hello, the Vaughn House Destory's Couches, Is He Disappointed in His Pop, and More Exit Polling---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and 10th Street Italian Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 10--Richie Incognito Joins the Show to Talk About His Low Rating on Madden '10, What is the Feel at Rams Park Right Now, Is Camp Being More Intense a Good Thing, How Is Bulger Handling Everything Right Now, Does He Enjoy the Full Contact Practices, A Year Later How Is Handling the Criticism From the Fans, and How Rough Has It Been to Endure the Past 2 Seasons---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Thursday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Thursday, August 06, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Does Is Once Again a Victim of Sabotage, Doug Can't Get Any Help From His Kids, I Have Some Chains Bitch, The Cat Is Not Sure What Kind of Parent He Is Going to be For His Child, The Cat Calls Out Pat Parris' Mic Technique, Aaron Neville Has Poor Arm Movement, Skip Schumaker Has a Live Interview Shirt, and Doug Questions What Else Nebraska Has Besides College Football---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Tim Always Thought That You're So Vain Was About Him, What Is It About People that Become Hoarders, People Generally Will Keep As Much As They Have Space For In Their Homes, The Cat Wonders If Someone Will Just Give Him a House, Jimmy Baseball Is Going to Be On Entourage This Season, and What Is a Funky Bunch---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--The Cat Wonders If Anyone Has Offered to Give the Guys a Free Home, Tim Hates Having His House in Kirkwood, Tim Wants to Know if the MVP and Producer Joe Would Move into His House in Kirkwood with Him, Is It Legal to Have Tim Rent Out His Bedrooms, and Tim Would Like to Have Some Aquatic Life In His Home---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--The Cat Learned to Burp at the Broadcast Center, Does the Song Play Me by Neil Diamond Have Sexual Overtones, The Cat Questions the Bowel Power of Neil Diamond, Following Sheryl Crow in the Bathroom Wouldn't Be So Bad, Tim Thinks Following Mark Mangino Would Be Worse, Louis Anderson Always Was Sweating, and The Cat's Kid Has the Gas Power of a Grown Man---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Big Walt Tkachuk Joins the Show On His Way to the Golf Course, Getting a Hole In One While Playing with Bobby Orr Twice, What Is Big Walts Handicap Right Now, His Wife Doesn't Like Giving Away Their Cardinals Tickets, Getting Excited for the Upcoming Season, His Running Stride Is a Mess, Playing Every Different Sport While Growing Up, What Does He Think About Manny and Ortiz Using the PED's, and Why Hockey Has Stayed Out of the PED Problems in Sports---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Short Segment So We Might As Well Talk About the Cardinals, Kyle Lohse Gets the Start and Was Dealing With Things Going On in His Personal Life, the Mets Starting Pitcher Gets Hurt Early in the Game As Well, Lohse Has Struggled in His Last 10 Starts, and Mark DeRosa Is Another Sore Spot Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Did Tim Ever Give Billy Simpkins Butterfly Kisses, Doug Doesn't Have Time for Being Someones Daughter in Prison, Do People Really Bring People Files Inside of Prison, Are You Cheating On Your Wife If You Have Sex with a Man in Prison, Imagine the Life of a Prison Guard, and The Cat Never Wants to Go to Prison---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Jesus Is a Friend of Mine But Not The Cat's, Doug Questions Why In the World He Ever Started Doing This Show, Marconi Would Have Never Invented Radio If This Is What It Came Down To, Former Major Leaguer Troy O'Leary's Ex-Wife Is An Escort For Hire, Also She Was a School Principal, We Should Offer Up $450 an Hour for Spending Time with People, and Glass Eating---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--Annie Lennox Sounds Like the Communards, the Athletica Scored Twice Last Night, Does Producer Joe Get a Per Diem When Traveling with the Team, Going to See Barcelona on Saturday Night, and Does Doug Have a Traveling Band---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Wednesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Wednesday, August 05, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Just Nuzzle On My Neck, Tommorow Is Promised to No One, Jackie Calling Early In Morning Today, Her Brand of Poety Is Special, Code Numbers, The Cat Would Like to Have a Beer with Obama, Cardinals Get Their Second Signature Win in the Last Week, Pujols Returning to Form Last Night, Skip Had a Huge At-Bat in the 9th, Should We Be Worried about DeRosa, and Wellemeyer Deserves Some Credit for His Work Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Joe Theismann Joins the Show to Talk About Facebooking Tim's Mom 4 Times a Day, Joe Attacks the Game of Poker, Tim Is Trying to Luck Himself Through Life, Losing Lottery Tickets, Looking at the Rams in 2009, the Fans Will Come Back to the Rams When There Is a Decent Enough Product on the Field, Chances of Chase Daniel Making the Redskins this Season, What It Really Means to Never Take a Snap Under Center, and Looking at the College Quarterbacks in the 2010 Draft---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--The Secret Weapon Before the Cardinals Third Base Coach, Calling Hotel Workes Without Letting Them Know They Are On the Air, Put a Sock In It Doug, When We Discuss Cheese We Will Let Doug Have An Opinion, Blueberry Is Brain Food, and The Cat Enjoys a Corn Muffin---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--The Cat Emails Elvis Costello His Workout Each Week, The Cat's Pajamas Makes a Return with Audio from Stephon Marbury and a Song About the City of Boston, Plus Paula Abdul Tweeted Overnight That She Is Leaving American Idol After Being Upset About Not Getting Paid---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Something About Skipping Makes Doug Feel Pretty, American Idol Won't Miss a Beat Without Paula, Bring Back Dunkelman, Doing Shows on a Cruise Ship, We Have Audio of a Whack Job Leaving a Message for Tim at the insideSTL.com World Headquarters, and Change the Damn Channel If You Are Not Happy With What You Are Listening Too---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--It's OK to Be Gay, Its Hard to Figure Out Why Santana Has Been So Good For All These Years, Cardinals Have Lost 9 of the Last 10 Games Lohse Has Started, the Cards and Cubs Haven't Had a Race Just Between the Two of the Teams In Tim's Lifetime That He Can Remember, Those 3 Games in September Are Going to Be Great for the Cubs/Cards, and Doug Thinks for the Cardinals to Contend They Need a More Consistent Offensive Approach---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Jason Isringhausen Joins the Show to Talk About Having a New Baby Girl Last Week, What Is He Up to These Days, He Is Living Sling Free and Will Start Rehabbing In About a Month, Is the Driving Force to Get to 300 Saves, What Was the Best Team in St. Louis In His Opinion, What Will He Do When the Playing Days Are Done, Playing a Key Role in Tutoring the 2006 Bullpen During the Postseason While He Was Injured, Does He Think He Could Have Been a Hitter at the Major League Level, and How He Still Talks with Ryan Franklin---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Tuesday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Tuesday, August 04, 2009

SEGMENT 1--No Ear Buds to Start the Show, The Cat and Cal Eldred Are Sideways Right Now, Doug Wonders Why Baseball Fights Are So Stupid, Tim's Little League Stories, Enjoying Gobstoppers During Baseball Time, The Cat's Friend Try and Get the Coach to Let Him Play in a Basketball Game, and the Guys Wish They Would Have Taken Some Things in School More Seriously---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Air Supply Brings Tim Back to Thinking About Billy Simpkins, Do the Listeners Get Tired of Hearing About the Simpkins Boy, Cat Didn't Have to Make the Trip to New York, Joel Joel So Well So Well Takes on Johan Tonight, Cards Still Struggle to Score Against Lefties, Cubs Move Ahead of the Cards in the Central Standings, and Some Quality Organizations Competing for Playoff Spots in the National League---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Gregory Abbott Is Going to Shake You Down, Does Walking Up and Humping a Girl Actually Work, Doug Says You Should Never Dance Unless You are Closing the Deal, Speaking of Class Jenna Jameson Is Going to Be Appearing in Playboy, and She Is Waging War Against McDonalds---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--ESPN Has Released Their Power Rankings in the NFL, the Lions Are to the Rams What Mississippi Is to Arkansas, Somehow the Rams Have the Best Offensive Line Rating in the NFC West, Doug Is Worried About Alex Barron as the Left Tackle, Ozzie Came and Visited Mike Lee at Steak N Shake this Weekend, Mike Is Going to Go By and Check on Ozzie Today, and Pujols and Ozzie Have to Appreciate Being Checked Up on By Mike Lee---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show to Talk about Being Disappointed By Not Having New Theme Music, How Are Things in Columbia Right Now, Pinkel Tweeting About Being in St. Louis Yesterday, the University Cutting Ties with Norm Stewart, Schools Wanting "Their" Guys, Norm Stewart Is Missouri Basketball, College Football News Ranks Missouri in the Top 20 Going into the Season, How Big Is the Step Back Going to be for the Tigers This Season, and How Is Blaine Gabbert Looking Going into His First Season as a Starter---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Still Hard to Tell the Difference Between Hall and Oates, Being Bankrupt Sucks, The Cat Has Been in the Same Bar as Hall and Oates, Eating an Apple Will Make Us Popular, the Old Master Painter Was the Singer for a Television Show, and the WWE Wrestling Recap Brought to You By Jim Hayes Enterprises---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Dan Dierdorf Joins the Show and Is Not Happy with the Intro Music, Where Does One Vacation While In Michigan, Rams Training Camp Is Opening Up with a More Physical Nature, Spags Is Trying to Find Out Who Is Going to be a Leader on This Team, Bulger Hasn't Been Surrounded By a Bunch of a Help the Past Few Years, Its Going to Be a Very Telling Year for SJ39, and Does This Group Have a Better Chance of Turning Around the Organization---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Skip Schumaker Joins the Show to Talk About Taking the Subway Over to Shea When in New York, Town Car Maybe But No Limo Ridin, More Pep In the Cardinals Step After Making the Deals the Past Few Weeks, Alright with Getting Bumped From Time to Time Especially When Facing Lefties, This Is the Best Team He Has Played on Since Coming Up to the Big League Team, Brendan Ryan Is Not Surprising Him with His Play in the Field, and His Play at Second Base This Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--The Waiting Is the Hardest Part, the Cat Hates Jon and Kate +8, and An NHL Superstar Likes to Talk About Having Sex Before and After Games---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Monday's Show Audio
By Joe Pelusi Monday, August 03, 2009

SEGMENT 1--Doug Just Got His IFB Delivered to Him, Doug Doesn't Really Need a Whole Lot to Make Himself Happy, Sweaty Matidors Is Expensive, Joe Mather Is Sending Emails to Our Radio Inbox, Mitchell Boggs Is the Big Cat, and The Cat Thinks that We Are Going to Let Down Our Listeners---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 2--Fun with the Name Davis, Was Ann B. Davis a Lesbian, Alice Made the Brady Bunch, Tim Was On an Internet Radio Show with Hosts That Hate Charlie Marlow, Carrying a Razor in Your Show Is Dangerous, Stories of Years Gone By with Al Hrabosky, 2 Main Stories Going on with the Cards Right Now, Pujols Has Been Struggling Since the All-Star Break, Getting Pujols Some Time to Get Back on Track, and Why Do People Leave So Early From the Ballgames on the Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 3--Communards and Turkish Prisons, Embarassment of Riches for Email of the Day, and LenDale White Finds a New Way to Lose Weight This Offseason---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 4--The Return Bumper Makes It Sound Like We Have Something Very Important to Talk About It, Barry Manilow Is Really Starting to Look Like Barbara Walters, Tim Could Have Pushed Around Napoleon, the GND This Week May or May Not Be Tattooed with a Dinosaur and Goat, Doug Would Be Hoppin Mad if One of His Kids Got a Tattoo, and Tim Is Not a Jewelry Guy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 5--We Were Able ot Raise Over $31,000 on Friday for Our Radio-A-Thon, Howdy Sailor New in Town? ,Scott Rolen Will Be Returning to St. Louis Next Monday When the Reds Come to Town, Will LaRussa Give Rolen a Hug, What Kind of Reception with Rolen Get Here Next Week from the Fans, Cubs Blow a Lead Yesterday Against the Marlins, Cards Still in First Place, and Who Do the Guys Believe Will Make the Playoffs in the National League---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 6--Sick Cut Jack, Who In the Hell Listens to Styx, The Cat Says that TLR Is a Huge Fan of Springer Spaniels, and Cameo Appearances at the Girls Next Door Party Friday Night at Shannons with the Winner Coming From Mizzou with No Friends---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 7--Tim Doesn't Go to Work Out Anymore at the Boxing Gym Because It Is Too Far From Downtown, Athletica Win 1-0 on Saturday Night, Fun and Games From the Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 8--Jeff Passan of Yahoo! Sports Joins the Show to Discuss Who He Thinks Will Be in the National League Playoffs This Season, Hanley Ramirez Might Be the Best Player in Baseball that No One Knows About, Where Are the Areas of Concern for the St, Louis Cardinals Right Now, Pinero Has Been Really Special This Season, Contract Situations with a Handful of Cardinal Players, Holliday Is Having One of His Best Seasons of His Career Now, Doesn't Understand the Reds Picking Up Scott Rolen---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 9--Sal Bando or Joey Lawrence, Keeping a Guy on the Roster Just to Be a Pinch Runner, The Cat Loved Him Some Vida Blue, ESPN Plans to Release a Documentary on Steve Bartman 6 Years After the Mistake in Chicago, Derreck Lee Steps In and Defends Bartman, and How Is ESPN Going to Do a Documentary When Bartman Doesn't Talk to Anyone---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN