SEGMENT 1--Tim Claims We Have Some of the Biggest Names In Sports Joining Us Today, Tim Says That Jim Edmonds Will Join Us Today, The Cat Teases A Huge Cat's Pajamas, Tim Is Unable to Use His Cell Phone At Home, and Getting Out of a Cell Phone Contract Is Very Easy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--We Have Confirmation That Timberfake Is Allowed to Be On Our Show, Lou Pinella Is Getting a Little Tight Right Now With the Cubs with Audio, The Bullpen Did a Great Job Last Night, Lohse Admits To Having Bad Stuff Last Night, Was It A Balk, and if th Brewers Somehow Don't Get In This Year There Is Some Big Trouble Coming In Milwaukee---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Some Bad News On a Day When Everything Else Goes the Cardinals Way, Lance Berkman Hits Another Crappy Homerun Last Night In Houston, and How Many Games Does It Look Like Until Troy Glaus Is Back In the Lineup---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Is Austin Better Than Paul Shaffer, Will Edmonds Join the Show Today, and It Is Time For the Cats Pajamas with Audio From Jim Edmonds and Elias Coblentz----CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Head Coach Mike Ditka Joins the Show and Defers Rams Questions to the Fact that the Cards Win in the Ninth Last Night, Could Ditka Manage a Baseball Team, What is the Rams Identity Right Now, His Reaction to Seeing the Team Laughing After Getting the Piss Kicked Out of Them, Where Does Bulger Rank Among NFL Quarterbacks, and His Thoughts On Favre's Debut with the Jets---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Where in the Hell Does Tina E Produce Her Music, Where Does Tina E Live in Kansas City, Is She the Trickle Down From a Meth Experiment Gone Wrong, and Marshall Faulk Appeared on the Fox Hole Yesterday and We Have Some Audio---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--A 22 Year Old Young Woman Is Auctioning Off Her Virginity at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, How Can You Confirm That She Is a Virgin, and What Other Moral Questions Could Come From This Type of Situation---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--University of Missouri Head Football Coach Gary Pinkel Joins the Show to Discuss Getting Ready For a Nevada Team That Gave Texas Tech a Fight this Past Weekend, His Thoughts On This Past Weekend Against SEMO, Getting Guys Some Time On the Field, Blaine Gabbert Gets His First Chance to Play in College, and Is William Moore On Track to Go Full Speed---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Friend of the Show Jim Edmonds Joins the Show....Finally and He Is On His Way To Starbucks, What Does He Do to Unwind After the Game Last Night, There Is a One Year Anniversary Party at F5Teen Tonight, Timmy Is Going to Sleep In the Office Tonight He Thinks, What Is the Mindset of the Cubs Right Now, How Is Playing For Lou Pinella, and How Was the Reception Last Night From the Fans---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN