SEGMENT 1--Doug Wants to Blow Up Everything Right Now Except for Mizzou Football, The Cat Is Concerned that Will Clark Will Not Show Up on the Show Today, Doug Would Like to See a Snake Hunting Season, Tim Is Having a Cell Phone Problem, Doug Got a Knock On His Door About a Month Ago and It Has Led to Problems Ever Since, and Doug Will Be Changing Companies Very Shortly---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Nothing Makes Doug More Mad Than People Talking About Fantasy Football, Much Like Video Game and Poker Stories Fantasy Football Stories Suck, Honestly Doug Will Buy Just About Anything That Comes To His Door, David Eckstein Returns to Busch Stadium Last Night, What Kind of Team Starts Playing Middle Infielders In the Outfield When They Are Only 4 Games Out of the Wild Card, and Chris Carpenter Is Going to See a Specialist---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Can't Keep Up with Snow The Canadian Rapper, Lane Kiffin Is Just Blowing in the Wind From Day to Day, and Doug Says that Not Only Is the Raiders Job Worse than the Rams It Is the Worst Organization in All of Sports---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Johnson News Is Really Going to Shape How the Blues Season Goes This Year, This is the Year that the Blues Need to Make the Playoffs, Will Johnson Being Out for a Couple of Months Really Change the Season, and Is There Anything More Overpriced In This Country Than Breakfast Cereal---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Colonel Gabe DeArmond Joins the Show to Discuss Mizzou's Little Hiccup This Past Weekend Against Buffalo, It Is Better to Have a Let Down Against Buffalo Then Later In the Season Against a Big 12 Team, Are Any Changes Coming For the Secondary, It Is Amazing How Spoiled Mizzou Fans Have Gotten, It Doesn't Matter How Mizzou Wins As Long As They Stay Undefeated, and the Game Being Played in Lincoln Will Be a National Night Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--What Has Happened to Arsenio Hall and Is He Working Anywhere, and Why Do Older Men Begin to Look Like Women Just Like Arsenio Is Doing Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Timberfake Checks In With the Show and He Went Jogging Around Francis Park This Morning, Timberfake Had to Take His Mom to the Eagles Concert and He Was Being a Playbaby With Her, and He Doesn't Go By Timberfake In Life But By JaggerBaby---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Friend of the Show Will Clark Joins the Show to Discuss Theme Songs for the 1991 San Fran Giants, He Is at the Sheriffs Shooting Range Right Now, Its Dove Season In Louisiana But Not Bow Season Yet, The Diamondbacks Have Some Real Pitching, Doesn't Matter Where You Live You Are Going to Deal With Weather Troubles, Does He Follow College Football, and His Thoughts on the 2008 Cardinals---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN