SEGMENT 1--Have You Ever Had a Tongue Sandwich, Doug Has a Tongue Fetish, Eating Some Liver, Anything Fried Including a Bumper Will Taste Good, Yelling Out You Lie at Obama, Hunting with Ryan Franklin, Apologizing After the Fact, and More to Do with Obama's Speech Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Chris Long Is a Smoother Singer Than Adam Carricker, Dude He's Not Lying, Cards Sweep the Brewers and Drop Magic Number to 12, Pujols Drops Two Bombs, Doug Thinks They Are Probably Going to Win the Division Now, Comparibles to Albert Pujols According to Baseball Reference, Doug Doesn't Really Rank Hank Aaron, Surprised By Low Number of Hits for Pujols' Career, and Jeter Ties Yankee Record for Hits---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--F'ed Up on the Drugs, Warning Shots Fired at Timberfake, He Is Still a Douche, Throwing Threats at Intern Alex, Why Are You Annoying Our Staff This Morning, I am Radio and You Are a Giant Douche, Plus He Wants to Come In Studio This Morning---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Timberfakes Valet Wants to Be In Sports Talk Radio, Rudy Is Disappointed By Channel 4's Sports Coverage at 5:00 Now, Being Destroyed at 8:00 in the Morning, Doug Throws Out Some Reasonable Ideas, How Does Rudy Afford the Booze He Drinks, and Downtown Gas Stations Using EBT---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Dave Matter Joins Us to Talk About the Atmosphere in Columbia Right Now, Blaine Has the Second Strongest Arm People Have Seen In a Long Time, Was Burning a Year on Gabbert a Good Idea Last Year, How Good Are the Wide Receivers That Gabbert Is Throwing To, Wanting To Spread the Offense Around to More Guys, the New Guys on the Defense, Has Mizzou Learned Their Lesson Against Bowling Green, and Who Wins the Big 12 North This Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Its About Time for Leo Sayer to Make a Comeback, Have You Ever Seen a Man with Woman's Hair, Doug Is Not Going to be Watching the NFL Kickoff Tonight, The Cat Will Be Back in Two & Two, Doug Is Not a Fan of Lingo, Second Place Should Get Something According to Doug on Game Shows, and What Game Show Did Wink Martindale Host---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Peter Cetera Is Very Talented, What Would You Rather Do Play Poker or Bow Hunt, Meeting Tail a Johnny Gitto's, Skeptical of a Young Woman Actually Being Involved, Going to Hotels with Other Guys Girlfriends, Going Back to Radio School, and the SI.com Preseason Awards for the 2009 NFL Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--John Mabry Joins the Show to Talk About Whether or Not This is a Sports Show, Cal Eldred Is An Angry Guy For Being a Christian, Celebrations at Home Plate, the Day to Day Stuff with the Cardinals, It Can Be a Different Guy Every Day, Will Teams Pitch to Albert in the Playoffs, and Is He Surprised By Skip's Move This Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN