SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Afraid that He May Have a Virus on His Computer Because It Keeps Opening Window After Window, Doug Throwing Out Comedy One-Liners, Producer Joe Goes Down to the Ballpark Yesterday to Work on Booking Guests for the Party, and Fun and Games Talk From the Trip---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Not Much Going On For the Cardinals Offense Last Night and They Were Dominated By the Great Ian Snell, Pittsburgh Fans Just Don't Care, The Cubs Have the Same Record as the Tampa Bay Rays Now, What Is Going On With Wainwright, What Is Next For Chris Carpenter, and Has St. Louis Seen the Last of Izzy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Doug Feels a Little Fat This Morning, Todd Wellemeyer Wants to be a Judge For the Lingerie Contest Saturday Night, Doug Considers Entering the Lingerie Contest Because He Wants the Money, Does the Wizard Of Oz Really Match Up With the Dark Side of the Moon, and Is Izzy the Best Cardinal Closer of All-Time---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Derrick Goold Joins the Show and He Was Ticked Off A Bit Yesterday About Not Getting An Invite to the Party, Is the Izzy Injury a Get Out of Jail Card, Was LaRussa A Bit Harsh Last Night When Talking About Izzy, Izzy Has No Hopes Of the Hall of Fame, and What Does the Future Hold For Carpenter and Wainwright---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Does Doug View TheDirty.com Often and Where in the World Is Mark Mulder---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Tim Is Not a Myspace Predator, News Reporters Getting In Trouble For Posting Craigslist Request Looking For a Partner, and It is Time for the Cat's Pajamas with Audio From Bigfoot Fans and Bela Karolyi---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Doug Has Really Been Gaying It Up This Morning and Lots of Emails Regarding Caulking, Plus Nik Richie From TheDirty.com Joins the Show to Discuss The Cat Feeling Upset Because Producer Joe's Picture Never Ended Up on TheDirty.com, Nik Says That He Will Post the Pic Now, How Is TheDirty St. Louis Doing For Him, Nik Didn't Come to Vegas For the Fourth of July Party, and He Is Inviting His Stable of Horses to Vegas For the Labor Day Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN