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In yet another slap to the face of those whose views are so absurd that no politician can honestly represent them and get actually elected to an actual office, the House of so called “Representatives” passed its version of the healthcare reform bill last week.

 

 

Insult is sure to follow this injury, as the Senate will almost certainly follow suit and pass its bill sooner than later. Then, after a little reconciliation action between the two bills, active terrorist sleeper cell Barack Obama will almost certainly thumb his nose at the Real American minority and historically sign this history making bill into history making law.This Is The Secret Republican Health Bill

 


  All the provisions of the bill will not be effective immediately, and there’s a
lot of

speculation about how that will affect the mood of the electorate in 2010 and 2012. This doesn’t mean your Grandmothers will be allowed to live that long, of course. They will almost certainly be seized into government custody moments after the bill becomes law, whereupon they will be teabagged on film by militant Islamic soldiers, hand picked by President Obama, for viewing on the Presidents weekly YouTube address before being executed by gay French abortion doctors. This is known as “the public option”.

 

 


The parts of the bill that outlaw denial of coverage due to pre-existing conditions and those that ban rescission, the canceling of benefits to mitigate financial exposure, will take effect far sooner than the portions of the bill that mandate coverage of employees by small business owners. The latter is set to take effect in 2013 in order to give the small business owner time to adjust practices to ensure compliance. That is, assuming things don’t go like
this hilarious “blogger” has predicted, which they won’t.  I wish Ron Hardin were a blogger. Anything to shorten that hacks’ comments would be nice. But I digress.

 


So as we move forward, I think it’s safe to say that some form of this thing is all but bound to make it through to the Presidents pen. The first hurdle is the big one, and that one has been cleared. It’s easy for even the most cynical lawmaker to see at this point that this is something that is possible, and that makes it infinitely easier to entertain.
This Is Plan B Of The Republican Healthcare Reform Bill

 


As for the effect it will have on the election? Well, what can I say? One thing is for sure, conservatives may hate Republicans like Bush, but it’s no stretch to deduce that they hate Democrats more. And without having to stomach voting for a senior citizen and cancer survivor, seconded by a highly sectarian small town ignoramus, they may actually leave the house to vote next year. It’s also no secret that disenchantment of a certain portion of the swing vote is virtually unavoidable after a turnover of the dramatic proportions we saw in ’06 and ’08. So we may see some gains for republicans next year, and the requisite silliness from the Right that is sure to accompany it. And with it we are sure to hear a lot of “I told you so-ing” but that won’t fool anyone with sense enough to wash the Cheetos powder off their hands before they touch themselves. The truth is, although it will be framed as a consequence of Healthcare Policy and other Administration Evils, the fact that the Democrats are facing losses in ’10 is not news. Nor is it as devastating a development as wingnuts will posit.

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fishersvillemike
# fishersvillemike
Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:51 AM
Thanks for the notice.
I live in Virginia, so I've seen the coming Democratic doom. Next year it extends to Washington.
st. louisville cards
# st. louisville cards
Thursday, November 19, 2009 5:30 PM
DOUG'S BACK!!!!
I find it kind of funny that you say "the fact that the Democrats are facing losses in ’10 is not news. Nor is it as devastating a development as wingnuts will posit." When you were claiming the republican party was dead after the last election. Kind of pulled a 180 there.
Kenoobie
# Kenoobie
Thursday, November 19, 2009 9:37 PM
This article's title is genius - and the first 3 paragraphs had me laughing my ass off - and I happen to be what you would probably consider a "right wing nut". Obama is doing nothing but everything he promised during the campaign, it's just hard for us conservatives to believe the majority of folks really want this, even though he does have the mandate from the electorate. But be careful not to dismiss the other party too quickly, we might actually have some good points in there somewhere! Hope to see another column from you here, enjoyed it.
cardsbadabing
# cardsbadabing
Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:45 PM
Doug, welcome back. This is easily your best article yet, even though I don't agree with you on everything. I like the sarcasm, too. I'm sure we'll butt heads in future articles but I'm glad to have you back from the other side, despite the low blow to Ron.

I also think you're going to see conservatives scurrying to the ballot booths next year in record numbers but I'm afraid it will be too late to change the Obamacare health reform.
Rattler555
# Rattler555
Monday, November 23, 2009 1:15 PM
Doug, in your next article, maybe you can inform us of a program that the govt. has run in the past or is running currently that has been successful or hasn't completely overstepped it's financial boundaries or projections? I think that would be a nice article given our current issues at hand.

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