So, a few months ago, we did a tournament of local ladies to win a chance to become Miss Hooters International.

When we did this deal, we had to buy some kind of website tournament software. (It's obvious that I'm really involved when it comes to the IT aspects of this company).

Anyway, we have this thing...and I'd like to utilize it with moronic tournaments on the website. Remember the Tournament of Vile Women on The Morning Grind in 2004? It'll be back soon enough for the 2009-10 version. A tournament of certain great sports teams in our areas history. A tournament of douchebags. A tournament of the restaurants with the best fries.

We can do it all.

It's really quite inspiring.

But, before we get caught up with finding who has the best waitresses in town via our creep-soft-ware, let's start with the obvious misogynistic tournament: The Best Looking Woman In The World.

We need a list from all of you. Take two minutes out of your day and email contact@insidestl.com with a list of your top five (#1 being the best...so rank in order) best looking women in the world. We'll tally up all the votes over the next few days, and then we'll seed them accordingly.

Then, the fun and games rooted in perversion and leisure time at work can begin.

For the purpose of giving you a few "ideas" before submitting your list, here's a look at Producer Joe's Top 10 and my Top 10...even though you only "need to" submit your Top 5. To my surprise, none of Producer Joe's ladies had a cock:

Producer Joe's Top 10:

10.  Natalie Portman



9.    Emma Stone



8.    Kaley Cuoco



7.    Kate Bosworth



6.    Olivia Wilde



5.    Marisa Miller



4.    Emmanuelle Chriqui



3.    Malin Akerman



2.    Eliza Dushku



1.    Minka Kelly

My Top 10 

10. Meagan Fox

9. Janine Lindemulder

8. Keeley Hazell

7. Cassidey

6. Emanuelle Chriqui

5. Charlize Theron

4. Heidi Klum

3. Shakira

2. Marisa Miller

1. Nicole Scherzinger

Now you can get involved.  This is your tournament. It'll be an honor for me to call up a Victoria's Secret model, a Vivid contract girl, or a local Hooters waitress and let her know that she has just won The insideSTL.com Best Looking Woman In The World Contest. Make it all possible by emailing your top 5 to contact@insidestl.com.