Tim McKernan posted on January 18, 2010 23:00
Coors Light Presents The insideSTL.com Girl Next Door of The Year/AFC-NFC Championship Party Sunday At Lumiere Place
When the 15 Girls Next Door competing for the $2,500 prize and the title of Girl Next Door of The Year walk the runway in their swimwear Sunday in between the Colts - Jets game and the Saints - Vikings game, many of you will be able to just sit there and creep out.
I respect that.
I'll be doing the same thing.
But, for our judges, they carry a burden none of us can relate to. They will have to score from 1 to 10 based on the appearance of these ladies, and that's not something just anyone can do.
Therefore, we have called in the services of the following six people to help us determine who will win the insideSTL.com Girl Next Door of The Year Sunday at The Lumiere Place Theater.
And, they are..
Joshua - St. Louis Recording Artist
Joshua is a St. Louis born and raised singer who recently teamed up with rapper J-Kwon to make the St. Louis version of Robin Thicke/Lil' Wayne. He'll be performing Sunday when the ladies walk the runway along with his partner J-Kwon, and in between games, he'll lend his expertise in the judge's chair.
J-Kwon - St. Louis Rapper And Producer
"Kwon" as his friends call him grabbed the national spotlight with his monster hit "Tipsy," which climbed all the way to the top of the charts. He'll be performing "Tipsy" right before we announce the winner of The Girl Next Door of The Year Sunday at around 7:30, but before he breaks out his hit, he'll be judging our 15 GND of The Year candidates.
Timberfake - Clown
You may know him from TheDirty.com. You may know him from calling into The ITD Morning After and sounding like Eminem with a toothache. Or, you may remember him from his performance at last year's GND of The Year, in which he was such an asshole to the girls he was judging that there was a group of guys waiting outside of Lush planning on beating the shit out of him. Either way, Timberfake promises to redeem himself this year, telling me, "Dude, McKernan. Dude, McKernan. Last year I was all fucked up on Ecstasy. This year, I'm not going to do that shit." Perfect. Of course, that doesn't mean black tar heroin is off the menu for Sunday.
Hanna Hercules - Co-Host of Nick and the Badger and Former GND
Kayden Kross-Porn Star
She may be one of the most normal porn stars you'll find, but her looks make you wonder what the hell she's doing in the adult industry. Kayden wrote for insideSTL.com last year giving ladies some sexual advice, and she's returning to St. Louis to judge at The insideSTL.com Girl Next Door of The Year Party. As Doug Vaughn said when Kayden visited us in studio, "That girl is too pretty and normal to be in porn." That may be true, but her normalcy is called into question when she's flying across the country to spend a weekend here in the middle of January just a couple of weeks after serving as the host of the AVN Awards in Las Vegas. Kayden will not just be involved with The Girl Next Door of The Year this weekend in St. Louis, however. We'll have more details on her other plans tomorrow...
And, our final judge:
Kevin Slaten - The Kingdom
You know him, and odds are you either love him or hate him. He hosts the afternoon drive show on Team 1380 from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. every weekday, and recently, he's been enjoying the fun the Cardinals have been having with the Mark McGwire situation. If Jack Clark were gay, I have a feeling Slaten would happily go out for a cosmopolitan with him. To me, there's something beautiful and satanic in the idea of Slaten sitting up on stage with a rapper, a porn star, and...right next to Timberfake. Now, only if we could get Tony La Russa to serve as a judge.
The fun and games are this Sunday at Lumiere Place. It's presented by Coors Light, and it should be one of the creepiest days of the year on the St. Louis sports/social calendar. Day drinking. Cheap food ($4 wings, toasted ravioli, nachos, etc). Football. Porn Stars. Rappers. Singers. Slaten. And, of course, the 15 Girls Next Door competing for the $2,500.
It will be one hell of a day, and because the Lumiere Place theater only holds 600, I'd recommend getting there as early as you can. Doors open at 11:30. $10 cover. We'll have our special broadcast of The ITD Morning After start at noon...and then the creepshow gets underway.
You don't want to be sitting at home when Slaten verbally assaults Timberfake to the cheers of hundreds of creeps...and rappers...and porn starts...do you?
Girls Next Door In Studio: Alex And Rachael
Yesterday's award-winning edition of The ITD Morning After featured January 2009 winner Alex and August 2009 winner Rachael.
Alex revealed one hell of a mural of back tattoos...and the fact that she's hooked up with Charlie Marlow.
And, Rachael revealed that she's from a town of 400 that's 75 minutes away from St. Louis, and Sunday, there's a good chance that many people from Radom, Illinois are going to board a bus and invade The Lumiere Place Theater.
Check out all the pictures HERE.
You can watch their appearance on The ITD Morning After courtesy of the insideSTL.com YouTube Channel:
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