FAIL Madonna To Become The New Face(what?) Of Louis Vuitton
FAIL Oh what a beautiful wedding
FAIL Speaking of bailout: Automakers sent home empty-handed
FAIL Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Elope..in Mexico
FAIL Old: Stealing someone's credit card information; New: Stealing the identity of a three-year-old girl
FAIL (video) 'Diddy' wants to be the next James Bond
FAIL 5 TV Commercials That Don’t Make Any Sense
FAIL Students lie, cheat, steal, but say they're good
FAIL Drew Rosenhaus on Plaxico
FAIL  Things Every Man Regrets Buying
FAIL 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists
FAIL John Stamos Plans “Full House” Remake
FAIL Colt McCoy best QB in the Big 12, except not
FAIL 10 greatest videos of people catching on fire
FAIL Pamela Anderson's Face Is Now Scarier Than Ever
FAIL Actress Fran Drescher planning a run for Senate in New York State
FAIL Arkansas school shooter is all grown up, seeking a permit to carry a concealed handgun
FAIL The Combover: An Awesomely Bad Photo Gallery
FAIL 'I think we've done pretty well.' Dick Cheney has no regrets about eight years in office
FAIL A lot of great music was written this year, but these songs belong in the trash
FAIL Will Smith Gives $122,500 To Scientology
FAIL 8 Guinness World Record Attempts That Failed (Hilariously)
FAIL Lions NFL's 1st ever team to go 0-15
FAIL Horsing around with loaded shotguns while thinking they're unloaded never ends well
FAIL IRS: Fry's exec stole $65M to pay gambling debts
FAIL Lions complete 1st 0-16 season in NFL League History
FAIL When fire drills go bad: Dept. kicks down wrong door during training exercise
FAIL Pam Your Time Has Run Out… Now Get Out Of America!
FAIL Sources: Angels, Fuentes agree to deal
FAIL The 10 Greatest Drunk Celebrity Videos of All Time
FAIL Best forum ever: 1090 topics, 2264 posts, 1 user
FAIL America limps along after Bush, by the numbers
FAIL Gas? No. Ulcer? No. Kidney stones? Nope, but you're having a baby
FAIL Ronaldo crashed his $500,000 Ferrari
FAIL The Top 10 Most Unfunny Comedians of All Time
FAIL The 7 Worst Celebrity Twins
FAIL World's worst firemen burn down their own station
FAIL Knicks player slapped with gay sex suit
FAIL Would-be robber leaves empty-handed after mistaking water office for bank
FAIL "American Idol" -- Best of the Worst
FAIL Postman loses 130,000 savings to Nigerian internet scam after being duped by a friend he met on MySpace
FAIL The 10 Worst Movie-Inspired Rap Videos
FAIL Russian Roulette with Knife FAIL!!
FAIL Joaquin Phoenix likes hip-hop, painkillers
FAIL Nine Looks No Dude Should Ever Try And Pull Off
FAIL Victim in Pfizer shooting on Jan. 8 charged with filing a false police report; gunshot wound self-inflicted
FAIL Levitation Idiot
FAIL Sources: Linehan to run Lions' offense
FAIL Jim Leyland loves his MoTown tunes
FAIL Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks
FAIL The Top 10 Worst Movie Edits For TV
FAIL Best way to deal with a lit M-80 indoors? Why put it between your legs, of course
FAIL Two Floridians call 911 to report their weed stolen, subsequently arrested
FAIL Blagojevich to Letterman: 'I'm misunderstood'
FAIL Mickey Rourke Really Blue It
FAIL Woman has failed driver's test 771 times
FAIL 'New' Yankee Stadium has same old obstructed views
FAIL A Tribute To Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls
FAIL Jumbotron Dancing
FAIL Burglar breaks into home, passes out
FAIL Selig doesn't want blame for the steroids mess in baseball
FAIL It should be about time for Pam Anderson to shut it down, no?
FAIL Top 10 Baseball Video Games - Where is Baseball Stars?
FAIL 8 Humiliating Japanese Ads Starring Oscar Nominees
FAIL Awkward Hugs
FAIL Kelly Clarkson in quite an outfit
FAIL Cosplay outfits and the people who wear them
FAIL The upside of moving back into your parents' basement
FAIL Midlife Madonna designs for douches
FAIL Boat made of plastic bottles to sail to Australia
FAIL Madonna is a real fashion visionary
FAIL Yet another Dept. of Treasury employee designate withdraws from consideration
FAIL 20 Worst Wrestling Finishing Moves
FAIL According to the National Center on Family Homelessness, you're 'homeless' if you live with extended family
FAIL Mom On Spring Break (vid)
FAIL Awkward White Guy High Five #110,347
FAIL Tourism Fail
FAIL Dragnet Music Video City of Crime features Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd "rapping"
FAIL Knockout Fail, Double Time
FAIL White Guy Dunk Fail
FAIL John Ashcroft needs to learn to speak slowly to avoid things like this
FAIL More fail: 13 firms receiving bailouts owe back taxes
FAIL Nine Corporate Attempts To Be "Edgy" That Failed
FAIL For the Cubs Fans Amongst Us: Top 10 Ways to Enjoy a Losing Team
FAIL  First it was Bill Belichick and Charlie Weis singing with Bon Jovi…now it’s Peyton Manning singing with Kenny Chesney.
FAIL A funny montage of people failing
FAIL NBC Falls Behind Univision In Key Ratings Demo
FAIL Mytbusters accidentally shatter windows in small town
FAIL Jimmy Fallon setups now funnier than his punchlines
FAIL Cop arrested for DUI...while driving his marked cop cruiser
FAIL PETA Killed 95 Percent of Adoptable Pets in its Care During 2008
FAIL Bad: Woman takes 'American Pie' lyrics wrong, drives car into levee; Worse: She gets a DUI
FAIL Cubs fans hoping that this is their year
FAIL 10 Terrible Mistakes Made By Surgeons
FAIL The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
FAIL Sun Screen Application Fail
FAIL Could this save GM?
FAIL Adrian Peterson Does Not Get Hockey
FAIL 5 Ideas That Are Substantially Less Awesome Than Their Inventors Thought
FAIL Welcome to ESPN … Chicago?
FAIL Like fail photos? Here are 99 Greatest! EVAH!
FAIL Isiah Introduced as ‘Isiah Thompson’ for Florida International Press Conference
FAIL Superhero FAIL
FAIL Who Is This Jose Posada You Speak Of, Bob Costas?
FAIL Roster of the Worst Free Agent Contracts (2005-2009)
FAIL Nationals Uniform Fail
FAIL How to not pass a DUI breathalyzer test
FAIL 10 Pictures That Give Emo/Goths A Bad Name
FAIL What a hot couple
FAIL Secret tracking device didn't work, bank robbers got away
FAIL Howard Stern Exposes a Screeching Beyonce
FAIL Readings show 'Four Corners' marker off by 2.5 miles
FAIL The Jets aren’t the best at drafts
FAIL Broncos' infamous "gold" duds making a comeback
FAIL No. 1 seed Sharks lose game, series to No. 8 seed Ducks
FAIL Matt Vasgersian should probably stop talking for a little while.
FAIL These pirates suck: Attack thwarted by thrown deck chair
FAIL 10 Ugliest Go-Bots
FAIL ESPN Loves This Sort Of Free Publicity
FAIL 15 Worst Anti-Crime Public Service Announcements Ever
FAIL Denise Richards Butchers "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"
FAIL The 8 Least Intimidating Gangs On The Web
FAIL Someone has a lot of time on their hands
FAIL Denise, you listening? 10 Butchered Renditions Of Take Me Out To The Ballgame
FAIL In honor of Mothers Day: The 10 Worst Celebrity Parents
FAIL Raiders controversial first-round pick is…..injured
FAIL 50 Terrible Senior Portraits
FAIL Pa. man nabbed twice in 3 hours on DUI charges
FAIL Great Moments In Failed Sobriety Tests
FAIL Washington Nationals Can’t Get Tarp On The Field, Fans Have To Come Help: Video
FAIL Police: Men called 911 after drug deal gone bad
FAIL According to MLB.com, Nick Adenhart is still the 35th best major league prospect
FAIL Man trying to burn anthill scorches acre in Mich.
FAIL Yankees Melky Cabrera & Robinson Cano Not Exactly Scoring In Hot Chicks Category
FAIL The Five Best and Worst Things About the Chicago Cubs
FAIL  6 "World-Changing" Inventions (That Didn't Change Anything)
FAIL Worst Transformers Costumes Ever
FAIL 10 Failed McDonald's Products
FAIL The Nationals Even Lose To Fireworks
FAIL Barry Bonds Strikes Out with Wife
FAIL Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
FAIL Hot Blond Has Seat Issues At NBA Finals (vid)
FAIL To honor the return of STL Music: Great Moments In Failed Stage Dives
FAIL Great Moments In Gambling: Cleveland Seagulls Cost Man His House
FAIL Animals Humping The Wrong Animal, A Photo Tribute
FAIL  The Ten Dumbest Moments In Wheel of Fortune History
FAIL Every Team In Pittsburgh Rocks! …. Wait,
FAIL Failed Launch Capsizes Yacht
FAIL International TV/Radio Stations Get Punked By Fake Air France Crash Footage
FAIL Five of the Worst First Pitches Recorded on Video
FAIL Cubs' Soto tested positive for marijuana
FAIL Lindsay Lohan Turns 23 in her Bikini(s), Looks Terrible.
FAIL The Worst Best-Man Speeches Of All Time. Or at least on YouTube
FAIL Motorcycle rider crashes while taking drivers license test
FAIL Ricketts, Tribune reach deal for Cubs
FAIL  FIFA, We Have A Problem
FAIL Twelve Of The Greatest Martial Arts Fails Of All Time
FAIL Most Disastrous Runway Model FAILs
FAIL Bride’s bouquet causes plane crash in Italy
FAIL The 10 best players to hit under .200 for a season
FAIL Cubs Nation Laments One More Curse If Team Files for Bankruptcy
FAIL The decade's 25 biggest tech flops
FAIL Ten Useful Inventions That Went Bad
FAIL A-Rod lends his car to Kate Hudson, her friend wrecks it
FAIL Fake cop tries to pull over real one
FAIL Pirates Try To Give Seats Away, Fail Miserably
FAIL Worst celebrity songs of all time
FAIL Michigan Sports Hall Of Fame Is Sad Metaphor For Entire State
FAIL Barry Zito’s Hit Song “A Mans Gotta Do What A Mans Gotta Do”
FAIL Delonte West Rapped In a KFC Drive-Thru
FAIL Not-so talented hypnotist fined for ‘trance’ kiss
FAIL 35 Worst Celebrity Tattoos
FAIL Smartcar fail
FAIL Jon Gosselin Goes Off on Kate, Police Called
FAIL Raiders Already In Mid-Season Form
FAIL World record firework display fails after all 110,000 go off at once
FAIL Titans kicker exposes problem in Cowboys new $1 billion dollar stadium
FAIL Cowboys Stadium Offers Valuable Seating Behind This Brick Wall
FAIL 15 Awful Obama Tattoos
FAIL Disc jockey DJ AM found dead
FAIL Jon Gosselin's Vegas Pool Party
FAIL Bengals' First Pick's Three-Part Fail: Fat, Injured, And A Bengal
FAIL Ugliest Jerseys: What Were They Thinking?
FAIL The Green Hornet Strikes ... a Police Car
FAIL Bears Begin The Season With Five-Yard Penalty
FAIL Cowboys Could Set Attendance Record, Still Get Blacked Out
FAIL Lenny Dykstra Now Reduced To Stealing From Wayne Gretzky
FAIL Russian gangster FAIL
FAIL Sheldon Brown's Jason mask failed to scare Drew Brees
FAIL 8 Major Customer Support Fails
FAIL Wal-Mart best symbolizes America, a new poll finds
FAIL Wildwood (MO) councilman quits, then asks for his job back an hour later
FAIL Failed Attempts At Politically Correct Toys
FAIL Your Depressing Pirates Story For The Day
FAIL Hotmail security breach spreads as 30,000 Gmail and Yahoo! passwords are posted online
FAIL Chicago Cubs file Chapter 11 to speed team's sale
FAIL T-Mobile Sidekick Disaster: Danger’s Servers Crashed, And They Don’t Have A Backup
FAIL Did I Just Hear the Cubs Window Shut?
FAIL 'Balloon boy' found alive, hiding in attic
FAIL Nightlife Fail: Signs the Party is Over
FAIL A Collection Of The Greatest News Caption Fails In The History Of The News
FAIL What does the Internet think of the Cubs? (Hint: Tag says it all)
FAIL Freeburg woman gets busted for seventh DUI
FAIL 15 Worst Attempts At Going Undercover
FAIL Driver with $7K in heroin and a suspended license speeds in a contruction zone, gets pulled over
FAIL When technology fails to work for us
FAIL 15 Worst Dating Videos
FAIL Chris Brown gets emo...
FAIL Taking Down The Roof FAIL (vid)
FAIL 6 Real People Who Turned Thier Homes Into Death Traps
FAIL This is what FAIL looks like (vid)
FAIL Breathalyzer Man Busted
FAIL Facebook Event Reminder Fail.
FAIL 10 Failed Doomsday Predictions
FAIL Woman pretends to have breast cancer, uses funds raised for breast implants
FAIL Who Would Play This Mean of a Trick On Thier Son?
FAIL  NC school sells test points for $20 to raise money
FAIL Baseball GMs pass on expanding instant replay
FAIL Even if you win the MySpace Beauty Pageant, you still lose
FAIL The Twenty Five Worst Celebrity Wax Figures
FAIL UFL makes an 'unfriendly' gesture to L.A.
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