Unhappy Father's Day...Averted

KMFP posted on June 17, 2013 00:00

Someday they’ll know the father they could’ve had. Someday they’ll be old enough for me to tell them just how little of a part I came so damned close...

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Run, KMFP, Run!

KMFP posted on June 12, 2013 00:00

First of all, “no”; and not only “no”, but “FUCK NO”! I won’t be bowing to this new fad of creating some hip fucking reason for me to get out and r...

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Fred - She's Gotten Her Boobies

KMFP posted on June 05, 2013 00:00

I recently returned from an out of town assignment and came to the horrible realization that my oldest daughter appears to be growing up. In the la...

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Memorial Man-Up

KMFP posted on May 28, 2013 00:00

Yeah, I know, it’s been awhile. Your letters have jammed my mailbox and the throngs of fans descending on the downtown insideSTL offices have been vi...

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Trust NO One

KMFP posted on May 08, 2013 06:00

The title says it all, and I absolutely mean it. There is no greater news today than the discovery of 3-girls in Ohio who have been missing from thei...

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Jabberjaw - The Conclusion

KMFP posted on April 30, 2013 00:00

If you haven’t read the intro, click HERE. So there it was. Day two at the new school would be in the morning and my entire year had alread...

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Jabberjaw - The Intro

KMFP posted on April 29, 2013 00:00

By fourth grade, Ma’s divorce was pretty well put in the books and my “real” dad had moved out of state. I was on my fifth school, three in 3rd grade...

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An Ode to The Possum

KMFP posted on April 26, 2013 15:25

He sang when “country” still was real Not bubblegum, generic pop He wrote us songs that you could feel We hoped that he would never stop Golden ...

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Fries With That?

KMFP posted on April 25, 2013 07:00

For the second time in 3-weeks, I’ve turned on my television to see a pack of burger-flipping douchebags demanding more money for fucking up my order ...

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Please Come to Boston

KMFP posted on April 18, 2013 07:00

First of all, the government isn’t propping up identical victim pictures from Sandy Hook for this Boston nightmare and this wasn’t foretold on a recen...

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