Sorry I'm Late, Tee-Hee

KMFP posted on March 18, 2013 00:00

It miffs me to no end that we now happily live in a society where tardiness and poor attendance are not only tolerated, but seemingly accepted as the ...

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Papal Pageantry

KMFP posted on March 14, 2013 00:00

The pageantry and ritualistic exercises of Catholicism are as important to the flock as the weight of that collection plate at the end of every mass. ...

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Sports Talk Shakeup

KMFP posted on March 11, 2013 06:00

A lot has been written and talked about, as well as transpired, in the local sports talk radio world in the last week or so, but it’s an ever-declinin...

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Nacho Ordinary Fart (Conc.)

KMFP posted on March 08, 2013 06:00

(Click here if you haven't read the "Intro") This particular batch seemed no better or worse than any previous, just equally delicious. About 45-min...

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Nacho Ordinary Fart (Intro)

KMFP posted on March 07, 2013 00:00

Settle in for the intro to a two-part, legendary tale from my youth. There was a period in my early 20’s when my little brother and I became close ...

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Please Recycle

KMFP posted on March 05, 2013 00:00

I know this is gonna’ come as a shock to a lot of you readers, but I don’t recycle, at least not if I can help it. I also don’t give a shit and I’m s...

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Let's Get it Started

KMFP posted on March 04, 2013 00:00

Fuck it, it’s Monday. Let's dive right into the shit. When was the last time you stared down the barrel of your loaded 12-gauge shotgun? When wa...

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A Night on the Town

KMFP posted on March 01, 2013 00:00

I’ll apologize upfront if I ramble, not that this is new, but I’m currently riding the high of returning from my first blind date in over 20-years and...

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Fill to the Line, Please

KMFP posted on February 28, 2013 08:00

I pissed in a cup this week. No, not some silly prank in the office cafeteria this time, but at an actual clinic. My job involves a bit of travel an...

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"She"

KMFP posted on February 26, 2013 00:00

My first child was prepared for with the precision of a NASA mission, though legitimately carried out, as opposed to that “moon landing” we’ve been so...

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