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When you attend the University of Missouri, you're taught to loathe KU. Pure hatred of anything from Lawrence, Kansas is the only thing that will be tolerated in Columbia, Missouri.

But, as a (near) Missouri graduate and porn fan, I'm conflicted  when it comes to Samantha Ryan. The beautiful adult film star attended KU.

That, however, is not why I'm writing and saluting Kansas this morning.

No, sir.

Today, I have to tip my cap to the Kansas basketball team. Not for their victory over #5 Kansas State last night. No, no.

I'm tipping my cap to the Jayhawks, because Kansas assistant coach Kurtis Townsend got Samantha Ryan floor tickets to last night's battle between the two top five teams at Allen Fieldhouse.

How do I know?

Because Samantha Ryan tweeted it...a couple of times:

At 1:30 pm: "I'm so excited 4 the KU/KSU game tonight! Big thanks 2 Asst. Coach Townsend 4 the tix! Hope we got good seats! Bad ESPN no national TV :( "

And...then later from the game at 6:30 pm: "So excited for my floor seats at the KU/KSU game! Coach Townsend kicks major ass! Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go KU!"


Following the Jayhawk victory, Samantha tweeted pictures of her view from her seats and a picture of her and the KU mascot, Big Jay (which can be seen on the front page of insideSTL.com). And, then she gave a little post-game analysis: "Roy (Williams) was center of our world when I was @ KU but he left @ a time that broke our hearts. Poor timing was like a stab n back."

And, then one last thought: "Plus, Self has carried on the tradition even better than Williams did so in the end, it's all about BILL SELF! Woot!"

And, here's a "Woot" for for Coach Townsend. I'm sure plenty of schools would frown upon an assistant coach setting tickets aside for a porn star in the most anticipated home game of the conference schedule, but at Kansas, it's not only acceptable, it's promotable via the starlet's Twitter account.

So, with that, I congratulate KU for the victory over K-State and a remarkable season to date...but even moreso, I salute the assistant coach of the Jayhawks for proudly taking care of the ticket needs of their porn star alumna and star of I Love Girls Doin Girls, Barefoot Confidential 45, and Fine Ass Bitches 4, Miss Samantha Ryan.

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SteveDave
# SteveDave
Thursday, March 04, 2010 11:08 AM
That's f-ing great. And that my friends is how you use the internet...
bimmerbro
# bimmerbro
Thursday, March 04, 2010 11:28 AM
The writer uses the "porn star alumna" big to trash KU and yet his column is flanked by Lady of the Week Aletta Ocean with her assets fetchingly displayed.

Hypocrite maybe?

Anyway, I understand your jealousy over Ms. Ryan. I have seen your bald-knobber women folk. Scary stuff.
bastardilla
# bastardilla
Thursday, March 04, 2010 11:59 AM
ku sucks.
Tim McKernan
# Tim McKernan
Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:43 PM
Uh...bimmerbro, I gather you're a KU guy? I said I'm a fan of Samantha Ryan's and was tipping my cap to KU.

Comprehension wasn't taught in Lawrence?
cpondoff
# cpondoff
Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:26 PM
Tim,

Great stuff. Shhhhwwwwing to Samantha Ryan and Aletta Ocean. And don't be worried ... I do credit you when citing porn facts at the tavern. Thanks to your Mel Kiper-esque knowledge of the adult entertainment industry I can stay busy at work following these lovelies on twitter. I even got a direct message from @Ruby_Knox. God I love her.

Tony Bless You.

bimmerbro
# bimmerbro
Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:02 PM
Comprehension?

You're suggesting I take your column at face value?

How quaint. How coy.

Have a nice night at the men's club, you stud.
Tim McKernan
# Tim McKernan
Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:11 PM
Thank you, cpondoff.

I take pride in my knowledge of the adult community.

Today's story means I can now write off my 28 membership fees to adult websites.
7d7
# 7d7
Monday, March 08, 2010 11:19 AM
Mike Anderson's Tigers win not by playing better than the other team, but by making the other team play worse than they do. It's not an appealing style of basketball to watch being played. It's even worse to see coaches teach it to young players, who should be learning how to better play the game.
oministrata
# oministrata
Monday, April 04, 2011 7:50 AM
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