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Big Al, Mildred Cummings, And Oxford, Mississippi

For those of you who listen to TheITDRoll.com Morning After, you may have heard Big Al call in.

Big Al prides himself on being a recognizable sports talk radio caller.

He also prides himself in having arm wrestled---and defeated---the likes of Tony Twist, D’Marco Farr, and Albert Haynesworth.

Because of his calls into the show---and his claims of arm wrestling that Iggy, in particular, has called into question---Big Al has become defensive.

And, so after yesterday’s call into the show in which he said he thought that Matt Holliday was the Cardinal player Joe Strauss quoted in saying, “The best fans in baseball could learn something” from the fans at AT & T Park---even though there was no proof it was Holliday---Big Al said he wanted to arm wrestle Holliday.

He then went on to tell a story of his experience at AT & T Park which included him getting thrown out of a game in San Francisco last year for no reason…except that he was wearing a Cardinal jersey. He said as he was being escorted out, fans at AT & T Park were high-fiving him.

But, he got sideways with one Giants’ fan…an older woman named “Midred Cummings.”

Now, I could’ve eaten a bag of mushrooms and this story wouldn’t have made sense, but that’s usually what happens when I go to the phone lines anyway. However, in this case, Iggy called out Big Al and said he didn’t believe it.

Big Al responded by emailing me a bunch of pictures of AT & T Park---without him in them---which didn’t necessarily prove he was there.

As a way to counter Big Al, Iggy emailed me a picture of Tahiti and said he slept with Eva Longoria there…and the picture from Google images of Tahiti proved it.

Big Al didn’t like this.

And, so for the next half-hour, I kept getting emails of pictures from San Francisco…of Mildred Cummings…and, naturally, of his time in Oxford, Mississippi at The Grove before an Ole Miss game.

I asked if it was all right for me to post these on insideSTL, and that way the listeners could be the judge.

Big Al was more than happy to share.

So, below, you will see Big Al, Mildred Cummings, and all of the friends Big Al has made along the way.

In the first picture, Big Al says Mildred Cummings is the woman in orange with orange hair in the lower right-hand portion of the picture.



Of course, we have no way to know one way or the other.

If we can call our forensics expert in, one of the first questions we’ll ask is whether that picture was taken in 2011…or sometime during the 1988 Presidential Election.

Big Al sent in a number of other pics from San Francisco and from its sister city, Oxford, Mississippi.

He said he was enjoying jello shots in The Grove, and everyone there told him he was the new Mayor of The Grove, because he was wearing a Romney button.

The following pictures are for your enjoyment…and according to Big Al via email:

yes, big al in the grove with his southern bells. they begged so im going back for vandy nov10 with my 5 gallon bucket of frozen jello shots so the grove will once again be filled with the girls yelling big al!! hayooo ! call you in morning if my boy wakes up he is in cali. timmy i swear i did NOT make up one thing !!  never have never will !!  pass that to wanna be iggy pop and his bitch kickball is gay  joey haaa






































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Mike in South City
# Mike in South City
Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:10 AM
this clown's new name should be "Big Al, The Vaginal Canal"!!!
mike8585
# mike8585
Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:19 AM
When your too drunk to remember anything, you just make up the details of your story.

Looks like the type of guy that goes to Hooters and tips the waitress $150 on a $30 tab
Goober
# Goober
Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:40 AM
What else can be said about this delusional fuck? Old, conducts himself like a newby college kid out of the house for the first time, makes up stories, clls in to radio stations constantly seeking for validation. Big Al, you may need help.
tmac123
# tmac123
Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:56 AM
Is he just going up to random girls and asking to hug them? So creepy...
THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
# THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
Thursday, October 25, 2012 10:08 AM
DON'T HATE THE PLAYER [ BIG AL] HATE THE FACT YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY THE GAME NERDS SITTING IN YOUR BASEMENTS ! SOME BRING IT THOSE WHO ARE NOT CAPABLE JUST HIDE OUT AND WHINE!! SUCK IT !! THE ARM BIG AL !!
Goober
# Goober
Thursday, October 25, 2012 10:26 AM
Hey Fuck, you don't understand. Nobody wants to trade places with you. Everyone is laughing at you because there is something wrong with you. Get a clue, you're one of McKernan's stern like freaks. You're a tool.
THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
# THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
Thursday, October 25, 2012 10:46 AM
SOORY YOU FEEL THAT WAY GOO IN YOUR HAND . I WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN WITH LIFE GOOB RELAX HATER .I WILL TAKE YOU OUT ONE NIGHT SO YOU CAN ENJOY LIFE FOR ONCE HAVE FUN STAY THIRSTY MY GOOB THE ARM!!
Goober
# Goober
Thursday, October 25, 2012 11:01 AM
You know Big Al. My life is pretty full and rewarding, I think I'm going to take a pass.
THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
# THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:43 PM
GOOB im glad you have a good life honest . i don't know you sorry I lashed back MY BAD. I will BUY you a drink anytime !
THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
# THE ONE AND ONLY BIG AL
Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:46 PM
BUT YOU STARTED THE VENOM GOOB ,NOT MY STYLE UNLESS IM CHALLENGED
Master Splinter
# Master Splinter
Thursday, October 25, 2012 3:22 PM
I'd like you to Indian Leg wrestle my father. His legs are thick and strong, like a tree trunk.
BfromV
# BfromV
Thursday, October 25, 2012 3:24 PM
What's more pathetic... Big Al calling every radio station in St. Louis with his "exploits" or Kurt Huels sucking him off here?
Wilt223
# Wilt223
Thursday, October 25, 2012 3:27 PM
Tied for first
st. louisville cards
# st. louisville cards
Thursday, October 25, 2012 3:35 PM
Clearly Big Al is Kurt Huels' top.... or is Big Al a power bottom?

Big Al can you clear this up, do you give it to Kurt Huels or are you a power bottom? I see you as a power botom.
st. louisville cards
# st. louisville cards
Thursday, October 25, 2012 3:37 PM
So what's the over under on racial slurs used a day by Big Al? 12?
st. louisville cards
# st. louisville cards
Thursday, October 25, 2012 3:38 PM
Big Al strikes me as a guy who uses the word jew as verb.

Overheard Big Al story:
"I beat Hulk Hogan in an Arm Wrestling contest, we bet $20 on it, but Hulk tried to jew me down to $10 and a beer. I wasn't having any of that, I shot the hulk a look that I meant business. He paid up his $20"
Goober
# Goober
Friday, October 26, 2012 10:12 AM
Hey st. louisville cards. You forgot one piece of the story. --> True Story ...
st. louisville cards
# st. louisville cards
Friday, October 26, 2012 11:31 AM
Big Al is a ten foot tall beast man who showers in Vodka.

I remember one time Big Al took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Big Al got splashed! So Big Al yells, "I'm Big Al and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?" And then damn if Big Al didn't step in there and finish the show!

st. louisville cards
# st. louisville cards
Friday, October 26, 2012 11:33 AM
Did I ever tell you about the time Big Al took me out to go get a drink with him?

We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Big Al takes me into a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us!
Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Big Al yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"

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