posted on February 07, 2012 03:24
Whewwww; the Cardinals had us worried for a second.
To be serious for a second, the Oswald in question is actually Oswalt, Roy, not the Commie bastard who may or may not have killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
And just to set the record straight, the Rams are really interviewing George Paton, not George Patton, a.k.a. "Old Blood and Guts", a.k.a. "The Old Man" from World War I and World War II.
If the team was actually interviewing the real George Patton and proceeded to hire his corpse, the players could look forward to being fined unless they shaved daily and wore helmets at all times. Come to think of it, I think Jeff Fisher might be accepting of this. Actually no, given Fisher's history with the mustache, this would never work.
And we thought the Rams had it tough with Dick Vermeil 2-a-days.