Pat Imig posted on May 16, 2012 00:00
Happy Humpday. You're one day closer to the weekend. You're also one day closer to tackling Yadier Molina (maybe).
YADI! YADI! YADI!
For the video of the game winning hit, click here. Yadi's friend Albert Pujols had himself a ballgame yesterday as well.
PUJOLS HAS FOUR HITS, INCLUDING THREE IN ONE GAME!
The 4th hit would be the whacking of Angels hitting coach Mickey Hatcher. Ha! Good times in L.A. of Anaheim. Mickey Hatcher is no longer. You have to wonder if Eric Aybar will be next after he hit Albert on the elbow. As far as the other three hits, Pujols had two RBI that came on infield singles. Yes, this what it has come to ... but beggars can't be choosers.
PUJOLS EYES RASMUS, CLIFF PENNINGTON
I don't wish ill of Pujols, but I admit the following photo is a lot of fun. Click to enlarge if you wish.

OTHER THINGS
Ten cities for Tim McKernan (and other porn lovers). I don't think it's that surprising that Orlando, FL ranked #1 given the fact that nearly every Disney character is naked anyway. Something is fishy though, when L.A. ranks #69. That was done on purpose, I do believe. Lisa Ann's backyard ranked # 142 by the way.
St. Louis Magazine says the Rams are one step closer to Los Angeles.
Enough with the mystical Cubs nonsense. Amen.
St. Louis is the 18th most well read city in America. I geuss thatt's goode.
Check out the Springfield Redbirds' manager meltdown, courtesy of new skipper Mike Shildt.
Ricky Williams suggests we forget about all that concussion data nonsense and focus on mind over matter. Wow.
Stephen Strasburg struggled Tuesday because he had "hot stuff" in his breadbasket. How does this happen?
Tweet @patrickimig.