Pat Imig posted on June 11, 2012 06:50
Hello there. The Cardinals are not well. Things are so bad that the club started WWE superstar Cody Rhodes yesterday.
So Joe Kelly's debut was wasted, as was the Cards' bases loaded opportunity in the bottom of the 8th and Jason Motte got wasted in the 9th. Maybe Motte should try throwing something other than a fastball?
Motte's forever linked counterpart Chris Perez got the save yesterday. Afterwards, he vomited on the mound. That is truly the epitome of a man marking his territory. Perez also says he's glad he got traded but did enjoy meeting up with some of his former mates. He refrained from vomiting on any former teammates, by the way.
The good news for the Cardinals? Uh, well, Chris Carpenter might start throwing this week.
OTHER THINGS
Steven Jackson is a good dude.
A tradition unlike any other: marriage on the 7th hole at Pebble Beach. I wonder if Jim Nantz whispered his vows?
The Good, Bad and Ugly of the Rams dome dilemma.
The Rams will be initiating talks for contract extensions with Chris Long and James Laurinaitis.
If you needed more of a reason to hate the Miami Heat, this video should do the trick.
Tim Tebow welcomes the Cardinals version of Tim Tebow. Sort of.
Along with the fans, the media is outraged at the verdict in Timothy Bradley's "win" over Manny Pacquiao.
"If this were American Idol, without a doubt, Manny Pacquiao would have won."
Usain Bolt crashed his car early Sunday morning. The last time he crashed his car, he was barefoot. Figures.
15 reasons Mister Rogers was the best neighbor ever.
Another edition of Legopiece Theater featuring Adam Wainwright's and Lance Berkman's very own talk shows.
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