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Dear 5-Hour Energy Lady,


Regardless how effective 5 Hour Energy really is, you don't impress me. The blue leisure suit looks like something that was stolen off the shelf of
Harry Dunne's closet. 

More importantly, I'm not impressed with your numbers. You asked 3,000 doctors? Great. Shove it in your piehole. And "more than" 73 percent said they would recommend an energy supplement? So what was the number, exactly, 73.2 percent? Clearly it was under 74 percent. 

What it really comes down to is that "what they said" is not amazing. You're just high on 5 Energy.

Carry on.

GOOD DAY IN JOLLY OLD ENGLAND

The St. Louis Rams have arrived in their home away from home. Seems like they're enjoying themselves. 


Question: was the contingent of Packers fans at the Edward Jones Dome equal to or louder than the Brits? 

Rams kicker of all kickers Greg Zuerlein is enjoying the football love.
He says: "They have a great appreciation for soccer. In America, it's the fifth or sixth biggest sport. Here it's awesome, they love it. I feel at home."

And then there's James Laurinaitis, who mentioned the same thing referenced on
these pages Monday: SummerSlam '92 at Wembley Stadium. 

"My father was a professional wrestler, and he wrestled at Wembley, the old Wembley," Laurinaitis said. "So to be able to be a father-son duo, to be in the same spot, is pretty exciting to me. I used to watch that SummerSlam on VHS over and over growing up, that was pretty exciting. So to be able to be in that stadium, and with the Olympics just being here and everything, it's going to be pretty cool."

That is sweet. Gotta love the letters "VHS" too. Did you know VHS stands for "Video Home System"?

Of course you didn't, you were too busy playing on your damn smartphone. Pay attention already. And get off the old man's front lawn.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE LEGION OF DOOM ENTRANCE AT SUMMERSLAM '92

A lot to like here. Take a look.


First is the sheer spectacle of 80,000 people going crazy. The WWE has been putting on shows and spectacles as well as any sport or entertainment for years. This is another example.

Second: Irwin R. Schyster (IRS) and the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase hit the ring before the Legion of Doom. This gives IRS the chance to tell all the filthy Brits that they're all a bunch of tax cheat-derelicts. Fun for the whole family.

Third: the Legion of Doom had and still have one of the great entrance themes in wrestling history. 

The fact that none of these points have to with actual wrestling in the ring is proof how awesome WWE is and is evidence that they'll always be around.

YOU MEAN CARLTON FISK DOESN'T ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THAT?
"There it goes if it stays fair ... pulled over."


Thanks to TMZ for providing the mug shot. 

Again, that photo is courtesy of TMZ. 

(Credit: TMZ)

I WANT TO ENROLL IN A MIZZOU CREDIT CARD TOO
If I'm going to attend a strip club, I'd rather the University, its donors and its
enrolled students pay for it.

Department spokesman Chad Moller said Tuesday that director of video operations Michael Schumacher had repaid $7,605.50 for two credit charges from a May 5, 2011, visit to Olympic Garden. One of the charges included a $2,000 tip on a $4,400 bill at a nightclub billed as the “only Vegas strip club on the Strip.”

At least he tipped well. She must have really fit well in his lap.

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