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DUH! Police Kill Man Who Stomped Baby to Death
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DUH! Americans drive 1.4 billion fewer highway miles
DUH!  Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to police assault
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DUH! In an upcoming book by Jeff Pearlman on the Cowboys, it's revealed that former All-Pro Charles Haley liked to pleasure himself wherever he wanted -- really
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