Obvious Mark Cuban's Cubs bid uncertain after insider trading charge
Obvious Applebee's faces lawsuit on low-fat menu being, well, full of fat
Obvious 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Skanksgiving
Obvious A-Rod is NOT clutch, fatherly
Obvious O.J. Simpson's search for the 'real' killers likely ends Friday
Obvious Angelina Jolie Is A Knife-Hurling Maniac, Apparently
Obvious Ex-NFLer Vick under investigation for lack of sufficient detail in financial records
Obvious Tara Reid checks herself into rehab
Obvious President-elect Obama is TIME Magazine's 'Person of the Year'
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Obvious Divorce Rates Drop, Couples Realize it's Cheaper Together
Obvious Plaxico Burress Is Sued Over Car Crash
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Obvious Text Messaging Prices are Marked Up 20,000,000%
Obvious U.S. governors seek $1 trillion federal assistance
Obvious Sharon Osbourne attacks
Obvious 6-year-old misses bus, takes family car, crashes
Obvious Things Less Gay Than Brody Jenner’s Show Bromance
Obvious Porn industry looking for government bailout?
Obvious Bush's Homeland Security setup faces major overhaul in new adminstration
Obvious 12 signs you need to go on a diet
Obvious Yes, courthouses are drug-free zones
Obvious Michael Strahan and Jay Glazer enjoying the company party
Obvious I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto
Obvious Apple boss Jobs takes leave of absence till end of June due to health issues
Obvious In 16-1 vote, Senate panel endorses Hillary Clinton as secretary of state
Obvious Boy George to spend 15 months in jail....could not be happier
Obvious The dangers of Tequila
Obvious The Pretty Woman GOES OFF on a paparazzo
Obvious "Idol" Hottie Found on Dane Cook's Casting Couch
Obvious PETA withdraws TV offer to Vick
Obvious Vodka tax cut to ease Russian pain
Obvious More Proof Ticketmaster Is Screwing You
Obvious Why You Should Always Log Out
Obvious VH1 Greenlights Terrell Owens Reality Show
Obvious Digital shift may fill landfills with trashed TVs
Obvious Gay groups outraged over the use of 'pansification' in fighting in hockey debate
Obvious Super Bowl Parties Are Fun. For Athletes.
Obvious Comcast suspects 'foul play' in Super Bowl porn feed
Obvious MySpace: 90,000 sex offenders removed from site
Obvious The Top 10 Signs Your Girlfriend’s a Tramp
Obvious Barry Bonds pleads not guilty to perjury charges
Obvious NYC's mysterious syrup smell tracked to New Jersey
Obvious Jessica Simpson tells fans the she's had 'a rough week'
Obvious Curt Schilling wants all positive steroid tests revealed
Obvious Top 5 Reasons Top Gun Volleyball is a Farce
Obvious Good luck: Falcons trying to trade the rights to Vick
Obvious Chris Brown: He's sorry 'for what transpired' with singer Rihanna
Obvious Trump Resorts files for bankruptcy -- for the third time
Obvious Men see bikini-clad women as objects, psychologists say
Obvious Michael Phelps Takes the Necessary Steps to Take Bong Hits in the Privacy of His Own Home
Obvious Super Bowl Rings Look Good Against Breasts
Obvious Joba Chamberlain Capable Of Pulling Hot Rockstar Energy Drink Model Types
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Obvious Kelly Clarkson....photoshop much?
Obvious And the Mardi Gras face punching ensues
Obvious Your Brain Is Messing With Your Head
Obvious OctoMom Probed by Child Services
Obvious When mime's Twitter, people listen
Obvious Michael Jackson set to announce another comeback
Obvious George Bell still wears his cap like that after all these years
Obvious Coolio arrested at LAX for drugs
Obvious Public transit 2008 ridership highest in 52 years
Obvious Your NBA, NFL, MLB All-Convict Teams
Obvious Memo to KFC Employees: If a Caller Tells You to Spray Yourselves with the Fire Extinguisher, Disrobe and Pee on Each Other, It's Probably a Hoax
Obvious Police seize $1.2 million worth of drugs from Phish fans
Obvious Report: Evidence ties Clemens to McNamee items
Obvious Marion Barber can run up a bar tab
Obvious A-Rod likes his women in lingerie
Obvious Chris Brown withdraws from Nickelodeon's 'Kid's Choice' consideration
Obvious Report: Bristol Palin, fiance split
Obvious Madoff: 'I always knew this day would come'
Obvious Jonathan Papelbon calls Ramirez a "cancer" in the April issue of Esquire
Obvious The mugshots of phans busted at the recent Phish reunion concert look exactly like you would expect them to.
Obvious Pacman Jones still making it rain
Obvious That was fast. Manny's already hurt himself at spring training.
Obvious Virginity rates among students by major
Obvious AIG chief exec: Executive bonuses 'distasteful'
Obvious The 2009 National Douchebag Tournament
Obvious Shocker of the year: American Idol Might Be Rigged
Obvious Miss Cleo comes out of the closet
Obvious ‘Idol’ Group Numbers: Not So Live After All
Obvious Report: Some celebs use Twitter scribers
Obvious Is Google going to buy Twitter?
Obvious …Jerseys NOT Available at the Broncos Pro Shop
Obvious A PBR at Yankee Stadium will set you back $9
Obvious Scientists tell Gwyneth Paltrow to STFU over claims of shampoo, cancer link
Obvious Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard was robbed on the streets of Detroit after leaving Ford Field on Saturday night.
Obvious GM readies for bankruptcy
Obvious NFL scouts now Facebooking and MySpacing draft picks
Obvious What A True Fan Smells Like
Obvious (video) Typical Red Sox Fan
Obvious Heath Bell Does Not Care For Your Coverage, ESPN
Obvious Report: Angelina Jolie is pregnant again
Obvious Why Tech Support Sucks: A Look Behind the Scenes
Obvious T.O gets another television show
Obvious It’s impossible not to stare
Obvious 10 Ways To Save Money At A Stag Bar
Obvious Lindsay Lohan to Perform Topless in Vegas?
Obvious Things You Should Not Twitter
Obvious Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
Obvious Apple apologizes for 'Baby Shaker' app
Obvious Sports fans rejoice, Collegiate Snuggies coming soon
Obvious Guess what Octomom’s stripper name was? Angelina! NO JOKE!
Obvious U.S. State Dept.: Avoid all travel to Mexico due to swine flu
Obvious The Difference Between Swine Flu & Trip To Mexico
Obvious FEMA removes coloring book from website that depicts 9/11 attacks
Obvious Kelly McGillis now plays for the other team
Obvious Ten Most Annoying Sportscaster Cliches
Obvious AP source: James named NBA MVP
Obvious Cards fan sports racist t-shirt and Chicago sports is there to bring it to us
Obvious Cinco de Mayo celebrations bigger in U.S. than in Mexico
Obvious Stop the Presses! Paula Abdul admits 12-year-long drug addiction
Obvious  Guard at Hustler Club fatally shoots himself
Obvious Report: Manny faces 50-game penalty for PED's
Obvious How To Survive At Work With A Hangover
Obvious Chauvinistic Vintage Beer Ads
Obvious Pilot’s license revoked after “sky sex”
Obvious Scientific evidence chicks are crazy
Obvious Imagine that: T.O. the center of attention in Buffalo
Obvious The 2010 Vancouver Olympic Torch Looks Exactly Like You Think It Would
Obvious Former NFL QB Ryan Leaf indicted
Obvious Funny Warning Signs To Remind You To Not Mess With Nature
Obvious Mark Sanchez is doing well for himself
Obvious Jason Isringhausen gives up final run as Indians overcome 10-run deficit to beat Rays
Obvious Seven Stupid Things Men Do To Impress Women
Obvious  What 5 Players Could Outeat Charles Barkley?
Obvious Eminem, 'Bruno' skit at MTV Movie Awards faked
Obvious Janice Dickinson gets drunk, acts like idiot on TV
Obvious 6 Most Common Facebook Photos
Obvious Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
Obvious Breaking News: Crunchberries are not Real Berries
Obvious Detroit Red Wings Fan Takes Limo To Pittsburgh, Gets Middle Fingers & Many “F You’s”
Obvious 'Idol' contestant Adam Lambert: 'I'm gay'
Obvious Jacko Accused of Singing Conspiracy
Obvious Ryan Leaf fails to turn himself in, wanted in Texas
Obvious Less than 100 fans stick around for rain-delayed Nationals loss
Obvious Ryan and Simon Search for Talent at Strip Club
Obvious Laker Riots Go Off Without A Hitch
Obvious Of Course Joe Buck's First Guest Is Brett Favre
Obvious Those young Penguins enjoy spending quality time with the Cup....
Obvious Another heartwarming Kate Gosselin story
Obvious Jon & Kate Plus Divorce Papers
Obvious Vince Young booed at Jeff Fisher charity softball game
Obvious 'Missing' South Carolina Gov. Sanford admits to affair
Obvious Tiger's House is Pretty Nice
Obvious The 10 Surest Ways To Get Arrested In Vegas
Obvious Ozzie Guillen: 'Our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans'
Obvious The Jacko Mud Starts Flying
Obvious Drunken Aussie rugby player takes a dump in hotel hallway, gets suspended
Obvious Artie Lange Arrested for Suspicion of DUI
Obvious Jon Gosselin's New Habit
Obvious Bam Margera 911 Call -- 'Possible Overdose'
Obvious Unemployed basketball coach doesn’t like sports bloggers
Obvious Meet Linda Hogan's 19-year-old boyfriend
Obvious Entourage needs to stop sucking
Obvious Mickelson makes bid for Waffle House group
Obvious OJ Simpson: My Cellmate Wants To Kill Me
Obvious The Bidding Wars For The Erin Andrews Interview Have Begun
Obvious Dane Cook Booed After Making Vanessa Hudgens Nude Joke
Obvious Milwaukee Brewers send J.J. Hardy to minors
Obvious Addition of Kate Hudson raises A-Rod’s BA by 25 points
Obvious  Braylon Edwards Gets “The Business” on Twitter
Obvious Even The Wives Of Nationals Players Are Miserable This Year
Obvious Attn Producer Joe: 15 Most Common Mistakes People Make When They Are Drunk
Obvious Erin Andrews To Sit Down And Weep On Oprah September 11
Obvious Study: Regular drinkers get more exercise
Obvious Thomas Jones Had Some Festive Birthday Party Entertainment
Obvious Megan Fox: I Have Mental Problems
Obvious Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
Obvious Food On Packaging vs. Food In Real Life
Obvious Negative reaction pouring in to Prince Fielder’s home run celebration
Obvious Jon really hates Kate
Obvious Georgia troopers do not feel Steve Spurrier's pain
Obvious Christina Applegate misses her old breasts
Obvious Fiat: Chrysler worse than we thought
Obvious Browns have brief locker room skirmish
Obvious Oh noes! Jon Gosselin Dropped from Jon & Kate Plus 8
Obvious Looks like Kanye West is still a jack@ss
Obvious Lady Gaga and Kanye West's Tour Canceled
Obvious The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers
Obvious Our long, national nightmare is over: 'Jon & Kate' is cancelled
Obvious Brady Quinn’s Home For Sale, Trade Rumors Denied
Obvious Sherriff: Boy in balloon was a hoax, family wanted to land reality show
Obvious Are we becoming a gadget addicted generation?
Obvious 'Balloon Boy' caper now under Federal investigation
Obvious Suit says Madoff's offices were awash in cocaine, topless parties and 'sexual revelry'
Obvious Michael Jordan's son Marcus refuses to wear adidas
Obvious Leno says he’d return to ‘Tonight’ if asked
Obvious  Hustle And Oh No: Ten Athletes Who Rap Better Than JJ Redick (with video evidence of course)
Obvious (video) Steven Tyler tells crowd at Joe Perry Project concert that he's not quitting Aerosmith
Obvious Obama calls for China to free the Internet; Chinese govt. censors his message instead
Obvious Michigan Might Want To Widen Stadium Tunnel (vid)
Obvious Hey Look, More Things Wrong With NFL Overtime!
Obvious Tough times for porn industry: too much is free
Obvious Rage Against the Machine goes Rage Against The Machine on BBC Radio 5 live
Obvious Court to Cops: Stop Tasing People into Compliance
Obvious Macy's closing Northwest Plaza store
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Obvious Everyone Hates Buffalo
Obvious CBS denies ad spot for ManCrunch.com during Super Bowl
Obvious It's official: 'Jersey Shore' will be back for season two
Obvious Indianapolis to delay school opening day after Super Bowl
Obvious Study by Domino's says Domino's is better pizza than competitors of Domino's
Obvious Mark Sanchez looking to bag Kristen Cavallari at the Super Bowl? Smart.
Obvious Owners of the NHL Panthers tell fans: be prepared for a fire sale
Obvious Ten Reasons Talking On The Phone Sucks
Obvious MO State Supreme Court rules against Springfield's enforcement of red-light cameras tickets
Obvious A Step-By-Step Guide To Writing A Hollywood Romantic Comedy
Obvious The Most Tragic Celebrity Overdoses We Should’ve Seen Coming
Obvious Corey Feldman blames Hollywood for the death of his friend Corey Haim
Obvious Kara DioGuardi says bikini stunt on 'AI' changed her life
Obvious Potential Train Wreck Alert: Mike Tyson Gets Reality Show
Obvious Pedal to the metal: Toyota sign could loom over Wrigley Field
Obvious ESPN unveils slightly excessive NCAA tournament coverage
Obvious Expiration Date: McCourt’s Taste Lacks Shelf Life
Obvious Tiger Woods Parties at Nickelback Concert
Obvious Conan: I would not have done the same with Leno
Obvious Tiger Woods slept with 120 chicks….err 121
Obvious Oil companies pass the buck for big spill
Obvious You Probably Shouldn't Get a Tattoo
Obvious Celebrities Caught Staring At Laker Girls
Obvious The Ultimate Proof that Facebook is Evil (PIC)
Obvious 100 Signs You’re A Horrible Parent (PICS)
Obvious Royals, Cardinals just aren't a rivalry anymore
Obvious Chris Brown's 'breakdown' at the BET Awards? Faked
Obvious Yet another break-up hits 'The Bachelor' series: Jillian and Ed
Obvious Jesse Jackson speaks out on the LeBron James-to-Miami story
Obvious All-Star photo: Get your free $300 tickets to the Home Run Derby
Obvious Is Facebook becoming a 'tool' for cheating spouses?
Obvious 'Five Second' Rule for Dropped Food Proven Unsafe
Obvious In effort to prevent 'fail whales', Twitter to open new data center in Utah
Obvious BP replaces CEO Hayward after oil spill 'effort'
Obvious Bachelorette‘s Ali on Her Tough Choice: I Had to Hurt Someone
Obvious T.O. and Ochocinco: Match Made in Hell
Obvious LeBron thanks Akron -- not Cleveland -- in newspaper ad
Obvious Nightclub Announces: "NO FAT GIRLS ALLOWED!"
Obvious It's Official: Men Beat Women in Gender War
Obvious Pete Rose to be honored by Reds after quick stop at casino
Obvious Lady Gaga: Drugs Inspired Me
Obvious 13 Reasons Why Your Stripper Hates You
Obvious 6 Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
Obvious TV Time Means Boob Grabbing Time In Philly
Obvious Bears QB -- Celebrates Win with 'Hills' Hottie
Obvious 100 Worst Songs Ever
Obvious Here's The Address Of The Place LeBron James Is Apparently Buying (With Pictures!)
Obvious Devon James has video of Tiger banging her for 37 minutes! Or so she says
Obvious Barry Bonds to SF Giants: Beat Philly's Ass!
Obvious Check out Tiger Woods' sparkly new $50 million bachelor pad (Pic)
Obvious It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before Snoop Dogg And Waffle House Found One Another
Obvious Austrailia is pissed about losing World Cup to Qatar too
Obvious Heisman Winners Don’t Want Cecil Newton At Ceremony
Obvious Ke$ha may have had nude pics stolen too
Obvious Terrell Owens blames owner, coaches for team's season
Obvious Let the Phillies Photoshops begin...
Obvious Porn Company Creates Interactive Sex Game for Microsoft Kinect
Obvious Gilbert Arenas Banks in The Most Impressive Missed Shot Ever, Whines About It
Obvious Falling Sales, Falling Profit Margins: Record Companies Tank in 2010
Obvious Brett Favre’s Penis Strikes Again
Obvious Tom Coughlin tells Giants’ critics “they can kiss my ass”
Obvious Vince Young is an elite quarterback, says Vince Young
Obvious Olympic bad boy Michael Phelps laps up attention from bikini girls at Las Vegas pool party
Obvious 3D Porn Film Beats Avatar at Hong Kong Box Office
Obvious Tiger Woods Buys Sprawling Oceanfront Mansion (and one for his mom, too)
Obvious Jon Stewart to Bill O’Reilly: Fox News is a ‘selective outrage machine’
Obvious Survey Says Ronald McDonald Is ‘Creepy’
Obvious The "Oblivious Riot Makeout Couple" Are Now A Meme
Obvious Florida Woman gets panties in wad after store sells sex toy to her underage daughter
Obvious Radiohead Denies Influencing Local Band
Obvious British Looters Are Now a Meme
Obvious Professor Leaves Christian College After Suggesting That Science May Exist
Obvious New York Jets Great Joe Namath Loves Cheerleaders In The Rain
Obvious A Funny Gallery of Gangsta Teeth
Obvious Would You Go Out With Amanda Knox?
Obvious Steven Seagal and the 10 Biggest Jackasses in MMA Today
Obvious Why Do People Loathe Nickelback So Much? (And Do They Deserve It?)
Obvious NFL Players Poll: Funniest Trash Talker
Obvious It doesn't suck to be David Freese these days...
Obvious Here's a Photo of Hunter Pence with Playmate Shannon James
Obvious Michael Jordan has money stacks bigger than you
Obvious The Obligatory Collection Of Kids Crying On Santa's Lap
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Obvious Hot Ladies Love Tim Tebow
Obvious Tom Brady mansion almost done
Obvious Alex Rodriguez Definitely Has A Type
Obvious Of Course Flyers And Rangers Fans Brawled Outside Of Geno’s Steaks After The Winter Classic
Obvious VIDEO: Texting While Walking is More Dangerous Than You Think
Obvious Nobody Will Miss You When You’re Gone, NFL Pro Bowl
Obvious James Harden Visited a Strip Club and It Looks Like He Made it Rain
Obvious Gretzky - "No, You Can't Date My Daughter"
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Obvious Say It Ain’t So! People Think The Man With The World’s Largest Arms Is Juicing
Obvious Chipper Jones Is Dating NSFW Playboy Cam Model Lexi Ray
Obvious Grumpy Cat Continues to Dominate
Obvious British Nursing Home Defends Practice Of Hiring Alleged Prostitutes For Aging Residents
Obvious It’s almost the weekend and I just DGAF
Obvious Facebook is Full of Dumb
Obvious Louisville’s Ware Names New Dog ‘Scar’
Obvious You will obviously watch Mike Tomlin say ‘obviously’ 27.5 times
Obvious As Expected, The Internet Had A Field Day With The Debut Of The New Orleans Pelicans Mascot
Obvious Toronto Mayor Rob Ford -- Huge with Porn ...
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Obvious Marijuana sales in Colorado top $1 million on first day
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