What commercials do you dread?

[nxt]

I hate the new Budweiser commercials where they draw the maps/body/images etc. For some reason this commercial pisses me off every time it is on.

[dogtown dba]

I hate the new Budweiser commercials where they draw the maps/body/images etc. For some reason this commercial pisses me off every time it is on.

4 words: 5 dollar foot longs

[tnutz]

4 words: 5 dollar foot longs

are you hating the karaoke construction/business women version?

[dogtown dba]

are you hating the karaoke construction/business women version?

The originals were bad, but due to these new ones, I will never go to Subway again. Plenty of sub places that don't have jingles that make me want to throw my TV out the window.

[Pigwater]

When GM/GMC/Buick run their ads for for like Presidents day or other holidays. You know where they play the Presidential theme over and over for all makes and models? Some lazy fucking ad people need to be a bit more creative.

[mmwtdh]

That Coors / Switzer one is terrible........

[dukeness]

Anytime I hear the word Cordell, I turn the radio dial.

[LCTW]

I hate the fucking UPS motherfucker and his whiteboard.

[East Side Jackalope]

I hate the fucking UPS motherfucker and his whiteboard.

I thought for sure you would say snuggie.

[LCTW]

I thought for sure you would say snuggie.

No, but those people are just fucking creepy.

[Haley Elizbeth]

anything geico

[BGats]

I am so fucking tired of Dodge ram ones during every football game.

[Clubhouse_Cancer]

Billy Mays ugh

[Leon]

Ozzy Osbourne

[wiggly]

cash4gold.com

[Steve Kline's Bird]

The AT&T commercial where the TV reporter's phone doesn't work and he gets stuck in the "new" blast zone.

I've given the "Fire in the Hole!" call about 1,000 times. Yea, it doesn't work like that At&T.

[Art Vandelay]

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[koll27]

I hate Title Max. I started a thread about it a couple of weeks ago. I also can't stand the Don Brown ads during the holidays with that hideous jacket he wears. I know it was his old man's tradition, but wow, that thing is bad.

[Poor Wiggum]

definitely the one with the creepy guy with the goatee and feathered hair telling me to open my heart to Jesus. God I hate that guy.

[simpleton]

Are you following me camera guy?

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[Hawkeye]

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[Charlie Mackenzie]

-Absolutely anything McDonald's does.
-Lemme'-lemme' UPGRADE YA
-The "He went to Jared" people can seriously die.

[beercats2000]

I hate the fucking UPS motherfucker and his whiteboard.

The. Fucking. Worst. That guy is a fucking creep.

definitely the one with the creepy guy with the goatee and feathered hair telling me to open my heart to Jesus. God I hate that guy.


That guy weirds me out too. That's Kurt Warner's guy though, so be careful where you say that.

[dukeness]

-Absolutely anything McDonald's does.
-Lemme'-lemme' UPGRADE YA
-The "He went to Jared" people can seriously die.

I loved their audacity of McDonald's taking the Double Cheeseburger off the Dollar Menu and promoting it with commercials touting it as "Now Only $1.29!"

I get to pay 29 percent more for the same piece of shit? Awesome!

[Clubhouse_Cancer]

"Hey Tom, what should I buy my wife for Christmas?" "WEll Doug, funny you mention that...."

"I went in and the watch specialist was knowledgeable and passionate about watches."
Both of those commercials blow

[Florissant]

McDonalds commercials make me sick.

[Charlie Mackenzie]

McDonalds commercials make me sick.

I'm going to go more with ragingly angry.

[KDub]

I loved their audacity of McDonald's taking the Double Cheeseburger off the Dollar Menu and promoting it with commercials touting it as "Now Only $1.29!"

I get to pay 29 percent more for the same piece of shit? Awesome!

Well, we have the McDouble still on the Dollar Menu...it only has one slice of cheese. Not as good.

[Charlie Mackenzie]

McDonalds commercials make me sick.

"Whaddaya - Nugnuts?"

Fuck them. Fuck them to hell.

[rutkap]

I loved their audacity of McDonald's taking the Double Cheeseburger off the Dollar Menu and promoting it with commercials touting it as "Now Only $1.29!"

I get to pay 29 percent more for the same piece of shit? Awesome!

My personal favorite is the McCafe. By changing the name, the cup of coffee that used to cost $.90 now costs $1.59. They act like they are doing everyone a favor by charging less than Starbucks.

[rutkap]

Here is a favorite of mine.

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[Uncle Tupelo]

I am so fucking tired of Dodge ram ones during every football game.



Those are so fucking gay they make me sick. Oh, fake Army guys and fake firefighter guys, etc driving in the desert. Man, that truck is tough. I'll take 5.

[East Side Jackalope]

This douche makes me want to kick baby penguins.

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[takeluck]

I am so fucking tired of Dodge ram ones during every football game.

It's got like....toolboxes.

[JLS]

Ok, I'm officially tired of this Jack in the box commercial.

[BGats]

It's got like....toolboxes.

Worse thing is that we are paying for this.

[LCTW]

This douche makes me want to kick baby penguins.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2v1qeeu.jpg

I want to beat him with a barbed wire 2 by 4.

[Uncle Jesse]

Pretty much every commercial sucks ass. I refuse to listen or watch them. I change the channel. Thankfully I haven't seen most of these commercials mentioned.

[Steve Kline's Bird]

There is a Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash commercial with Jerry O'Connell that is going to piss a lot of people off.

[LCTW]

There is a Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash commercial with Jerry O'Connell that is going to piss a lot of people off.

Saw it last night.

[East Side Jackalope]

I want to beat him with a barbed wire 2 by 4.


He sat three rows in front of me in the bleachers of a cardinal game this past season. I wanted to pour a beer on his fat head. There were moms asking him for his autograph. I asked my wife who the fuck he was. She said "thats the guy from the food network and the applebees commercials". I said, "huh, looks like a giant douche to me." I wish I would have had the 2 X 4.

[LCTW]

And let me add Chris Berman's Nutisystem commercials to the mix. I want to take a cattle prod to his fat ass every time he goes "wooooooooop!" in that commercial.

[onthetrail]

Okay, I've seen this "What's G?" commercial several times. I had absolutely no clue what this was all about, so I googled it. Come to find out, it's about some new formula for Gatorade.

Because I had to take my precious time to look up this commercial on Google, and then bitch and rant about it on a message board, I will say I am not on board with this ad campaign.

[BGats]

Okay, I've seen this "What's G?" commercial several times. I had absolutely no clue what this was all about, so I googled it. Come to find out, it's about some new formula for Gatorade.

Because I had to take my precious time to look up this commercial on Google, and then bitch and rant about it on a message board, I will say I am not on board with this ad campaign.

I wonder what they had to pay all those famous people to be on there, and do not explain what the product is. I hate ads where they pay someone all that money to advertise for them.

[LCTW]

This is a commercial I'd like to see during the Super Bowl.

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[STLMojo]

The progressive commercials with the spunky red-head. I've smashed two TV's so far.


I hate the new Budweiser commercials where they draw the maps/body/images etc. For some reason this commercial pisses me off every time it is on.
definitely

I hate the fucking UPS motherfucker and his whiteboard.
absolutely


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Unfortunately, this one plays in my head quite often.


-The "He went to Jared" people can seriously die."does he have a brother?" FUCK YOU, BITCHES!

And let me add Chris Berman's Nutisystem commercials to the mix. I want to take a cattle prod to his fat ass every time he goes "wooooooooop!" in that commercial.
Anything with CB is unwatchable to me.

[Clubhouse_Cancer]

Okay, I've seen this "What's G?" commercial several times. I had absolutely no clue what this was all about, so I googled it. Come to find out, it's about some new formula for Gatorade.

Because I had to take my precious time to look up this commercial on Google, and then bitch and rant about it on a message board, I will say I am not on board with this ad campaign.
Instead of Googling it why didn't you just start a thread asking what it was?

[onthetrail]

Instead of Googling it why didn't you just start a thread asking what it was?

I didn't want to give Lurker12345 any more ammo...

[tonyp64]

The Netflix commercials where they go into the back of the person's head.

[Sandman]

Unfortunately, this one plays in my head quite often.
I really don't mind it.

[LCTW]

I know it's not a commercial, but the P90x informercial with the Turkish rower makes me want to beat that guy with a couple of boat oars.

[Busch Stadium Beer Cup Stacker]

I want to beat the person who made these NHL Network commercials with a goalie stick:

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[cramflang]

I want to beat the person who made these NHL Network commercials with a goalie stick:

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Why would they make an NHL commercial with a goalie stick?

[Busch Stadium Beer Cup Stacker]

Why would they make an NHL commercial with a goalie stick?

The person who made the commercials. I want to beat them with a goalie stick.

Sorry for the confusion.

[Leon]

The person who made the commercials. I want to beat them with a goalie stick.

Sorry for the confusion.

Are you serious? That shit is priceless. I could watch that series of commercials all day. The one you posted is one of my personal favorites.

Different strokes I guess.

[scaglikm]

The stinky insurance commercial in 2 days has become my worst enemy.

[Charlie Mackenzie]

If they don't stop playing this Dodge Ram commercial every single fucking break I am going to kill someone. Annoying motherfucking jackass idiots!

[LCTW]

If they don't stop playing this Dodge Ram commercial every single fucking break I am going to kill someone. Annoying motherfucking jackass idiots!


I'm tired of seeing the commercial where the guy bumps Howie Long's truck. I seriously doubt that if you hit his truck, he would get out and start joking with you. He would probably get serious road rage and beat the ever loving shit out of you.

[East Side Jackalope]

I'm tired of seeing the commercial where the guy bumps Howie Long's truck. I seriously doubt that if you hit his truck, he would get out and start joking with you. He would probably get serious road rage and beat the ever loving shit out of you.

Or the deep voice/high voice trucker douche.

[Master Splinter]

I'm tired of seeing the commercial where the guy bumps Howie Long's truck. I seriously doubt that if you hit his truck, he would get out and start joking with you. He would probably get serious road rage and beat the ever loving shit out of you.

Do they really have heated steering wheels in trucks?

[LCTW]

Do they really have heated steering wheels in trucks?

I guess so. Just another thing to add to the pussyfication of this country.

[Master Splinter]

I fucking hate any mention of the Digital television switchover. Fuck. Enough allready.