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itsvon
07-11-2008, 11:53 AM
i puked in the car on the way home and then wet the bed.


and i am not a long time lurker

itsvon
07-11-2008, 11:56 AM
I had anal sex with my wife.

i had anal with my hand.......




...i fisted myself and pulled out some shit then used it to masturbate.

KIEFER
07-11-2008, 11:57 AM
i had anal with my hand.......




...i fisted myself and pulled out some shit then used it to masturbate.


Did the urine help to clean all that off?

itsvon
07-11-2008, 12:00 PM
Did the urine help to clean all that off?

it must have been that or my cat and dog. they love my shit.

RolandC
07-11-2008, 12:04 PM
Oh.......my.

Jonny Blackcock
07-11-2008, 12:05 PM
...I beat off to a girl getting anal...While my wife was asleep.

KIEFER
07-11-2008, 12:06 PM
it must have been that or my cat and dog. they love my shit.

Disturbing, but I laughed! Try peanut butter next time, you will probably get more out of it, those damn animals can be such selfish lovers.

fun_in_the_slums
07-11-2008, 12:08 PM
My bet is whoever tagged this thread is Babcock.

Sandman
07-11-2008, 12:08 PM
i puked in the car on the way home and then wet the bed.


and i am not a long time lurker Where are the pics?

cards_252
07-11-2008, 12:09 PM
My bet is whoever tagged this thread is Babcock.

I'd agree.. unless somebody else out there is tagging a bunch of threads with "cards_252 loves penis".

That's just about babcock's shitty sense of humor.

fun_in_the_slums
07-11-2008, 12:10 PM
I'd agree.. unless somebody else out there is tagging a bunch of threads with "cards_252 loves penis".

That's just about babcock's shitty sense of humor.

He also loves to take shots at Von.

itsvon
07-11-2008, 12:11 PM
My bet is whoever tagged this thread is Babcock.

had to be. unless there are other board members so envious of myself that they feel the need to play it off like im not awesome.

Bmac
07-11-2008, 12:12 PM
would be nice if someone could figure out who posts certain tags

itsvon
07-11-2008, 12:12 PM
Where are the pics?

my dad has them on his cellular phone, hes sending them to arob right now and arob is gonna post them.

RolandC
07-11-2008, 12:14 PM
would be nice if someone could figure out who posts certain tags

Which is why this feature likely has a short shelf life.

koll27
07-11-2008, 12:49 PM
i had anal with my hand.......




...i fisted myself and pulled out some shit then used it to masturbate.

Dude, that's fucking gross, yet cool.

sethd
07-11-2008, 12:53 PM
Which is why this feature likely has a short shelf life.

yeah, I could see how it might have seemed like a good idea, but it lets the douches be douches without having to put their name to their douchery. Gay.

llg
01-27-2010, 12:32 PM
nice tags von!

Hoofbite
01-27-2010, 12:35 PM
nice tags von!Why can't we see some of the authors? Hogwash

llg
01-27-2010, 12:36 PM
Why can't we see some of the authors? Hogwash

i'm assuming because that user has been banned

itsvon
01-27-2010, 12:36 PM
nice tags von!

nice bump bitch!

llg
01-27-2010, 12:39 PM
nice bump bitch!

i clicked on the 1001 page and this was the first thread i saw, ha!

Hoofbite
01-27-2010, 12:41 PM
i'm assuming because that user has been banned

Hmmm