Hey, you gigantic fat slob of a prick who sat in my seat before the game...

[cramflang]

...and acted like it was yours? I don't know where you and your equally massive girlfriend's real seats are, but rather than moving two seats down and sitting your huge asses next to me and stuffing your holes with dogs, nachos, giant colas, and whatever the fuck else they'd serve you...and then proceeding to lick your chubby fingers off or wipe them off on your shorts because you insisted on slathering a simple hot dog with 35 pounds worth of condiments and had the shit smeared all over your hands...I would have simply preferred you taking the cargo elevator up to wherever you should have been sitting. I won't even go into the fact that you couldn't contain your goddamn shit to your own seat...it's always awesome having an elbow digging into my side or dealing with your giant legs because you're incapable of closing the mother fuckers like any normal human being. One can only imagine what the two of you plan to do with today's stadium giveaway...a workout mat. You probably thought it was some sort of oversized fruit roll-up. Get on a treadmill or something.

[Wad]

...and acted like it was yours? I don't know where you and your equally massive girlfriend's real seats are, but rather than moving two seats down and sitting your huges asses next to me and stuffing your holes with dogs, nachos, giant colas, and whatever the fuck else they'd serve you...and then proceeding to lick your chubby fingers off or wipe them off on your shorts because you insisted on slathering a simple hot dog with 35 pounds worth of condiments and had the shit smeared all over your hands...I would have simply preferred you taking the cargo elevator up to wherever you should have been sitting. I won't even go into the fact that you couldn't contain your goddamn shit to your own seat...it's always awesome having an elbow digging into my side or dealing with your giant legs because your incapable of closing the mother fuckers like any normal human being. One can only imagine what the two of you plan to do with today's stadium giveaway...a workout mat. You probably thought it was some sort of oversized fruit roll-up. Get on a treadmill or something.

But was he good people?

[Sodbuster]

This is why I like watching the games at home more often than not...it seems like I always have a fat, sweaty hoosier somewhere near me whenever I go.

They should charge people by the pound like the airlines are thinking about...they should just do that for everything.

[cramflang]

But was he good people?

I couldn't speak for whether or not he was "good"...but in the literal sense of the word, he was certainly "people."

[Bob Sacamano]

They should charge people by the pound like the airlines are thinking about...they should just do that for everything.

Damn right!

[East Side Jackalope]

I guess I went to my last game.

[beercats2000]

...and acted like it was yours? I don't know where you and your equally massive girlfriend's real seats are, but rather than moving two seats down and sitting your huge asses next to me and stuffing your holes with dogs, nachos, giant colas, and whatever the fuck else they'd serve you...and then proceeding to lick your chubby fingers off or wipe them off on your shorts because you insisted on slathering a simple hot dog with 35 pounds worth of condiments and had the shit smeared all over your hands...I would have simply preferred you taking the cargo elevator up to wherever you should have been sitting. I won't even go into the fact that you couldn't contain your goddamn shit to your own seat...it's always awesome having an elbow digging into my side or dealing with your giant legs because you're incapable of closing the mother fuckers like any normal human being. One can only imagine what the two of you plan to do with today's stadium giveaway...a workout mat. You probably thought it was some sort of oversized fruit roll-up. Get on a treadmill or something.


Man, I'd love to see you and that LCTW at a game together.

[cramflang]

Man, I'd love to see you and that LCTW at a game together.

It would be a unique blend of bitterness and references to guys like Sixto Lezcano.

[Johnny Utah]

Are airlines thinking about charging fat assholes by the pound really? Cause awesome if so.

[007]

Man, I'd love to see you and that LCTW at a game together.
It'd be more entertaining after the game...

[Master Splinter]

...and acted like it was yours? I don't know where you and your equally massive girlfriend's real seats are, but rather than moving two seats down and sitting your huge asses next to me and stuffing your holes with dogs, nachos, giant colas, and whatever the fuck else they'd serve you...and then proceeding to lick your chubby fingers off or wipe them off on your shorts because you insisted on slathering a simple hot dog with 35 pounds worth of condiments and had the shit smeared all over your hands...I would have simply preferred you taking the cargo elevator up to wherever you should have been sitting. I won't even go into the fact that you couldn't contain your goddamn shit to your own seat...it's always awesome having an elbow digging into my side or dealing with your giant legs because you're incapable of closing the mother fuckers like any normal human being. One can only imagine what the two of you plan to do with today's stadium giveaway...a workout mat. You probably thought it was some sort of oversized fruit roll-up. Get on a treadmill or something.


Wait....so this guy reads the board?

[st. louisville cards]

Are airlines thinking about charging fat assholes by the pound really? Cause awesome if so.

Southwest, Delta, JetBlu, United, and Continental, to name a few, all charge for a second seat if you can't lower the armrest between you and the person next to you. If the flight is not full, they usually do not charge the extra fee, they just put the fat person next to an empty seat. If the flight if full, they normally get bumped and are forced to buy a second seat on the next flight.

[rutkap]

...and acted like it was yours? I don't know where you and your equally massive girlfriend's real seats are, but rather than moving two seats down and sitting your huge asses next to me and stuffing your holes with dogs, nachos, giant colas, and whatever the fuck else they'd serve you...and then proceeding to lick your chubby fingers off or wipe them off on your shorts because you insisted on slathering a simple hot dog with 35 pounds worth of condiments and had the shit smeared all over your hands...I would have simply preferred you taking the cargo elevator up to wherever you should have been sitting. I won't even go into the fact that you couldn't contain your goddamn shit to your own seat...it's always awesome having an elbow digging into my side or dealing with your giant legs because you're incapable of closing the mother fuckers like any normal human being. One can only imagine what the two of you plan to do with today's stadium giveaway...a workout mat. You probably thought it was some sort of oversized fruit roll-up. Get on a treadmill or something.

If you had any balls you would have called him out on it. don't worry, if he doesn't belong in your section, the ushers will move him if they dont go on their own.

[Wad]

Southwest, Delta, JetBlu, United, and Continental, to name a few, all charge for a second seat if you can't lower the armrest between you and the person next to you. If the flight is not full, they usually do not charge the extra fee, they just put the fat person next to an empty seat. If the flight if full, they normally get bumped and are forced to buy a second seat on the next flight.

Wow. If it was a work trip and they actually HAD to make a particular flight, I guess they could be safe and buy two tickets from the get-go. You think they'd have a valid discrimination suit if the company let them go because they shouldn't have the expense of two tickets for one person, and the job required travel?

[TyWebb]

Discrimination my ass. You can help being so overweight that you can't fit in an airplane seat.

[Wad]

Discrimination my ass. You can help being so overweight that you can't fit in an airplane seat.

You'd like to think so, but then again you can spill hot coffee on yourself and collect damages. Our legal system is fucked up.

[TyWebb]

You'd like to think so, but then again you can spill hot coffee on yourself and collect damages. Our legal system is fucked up.

I think the coffee lawsuit carried a lot more weight than a potential fatty airline lawsuit.

I mean the fatass carries more weight. er whatever you know what I'm saying.

[Uncle Jesse]

Yeah, I'm fat but I'm not so large I have a hard time handling my body. Every time I see a huge fat person at the grocery store they are buying the worst shit, so don't give me the glandular problem excuse. Stop eating pints of ben n jerry's every god damn nite.

I have yet to meet a fat person that strictly followed a low calorie diet and couldn't lose weight.

[cramflang]

Wait....so this guy reads the board?

Yeah. I think it was Flappy. He kept mumbling some shit about Highway 40.

[BGats]

...and acted like it was yours? I don't know where you and your equally massive girlfriend's real seats are, but rather than moving two seats down and sitting your huge asses next to me and stuffing your holes with dogs, nachos, giant colas, and whatever the fuck else they'd serve you...and then proceeding to lick your chubby fingers off or wipe them off on your shorts because you insisted on slathering a simple hot dog with 35 pounds worth of condiments and had the shit smeared all over your hands...I would have simply preferred you taking the cargo elevator up to wherever you should have been sitting. I won't even go into the fact that you couldn't contain your goddamn shit to your own seat...it's always awesome having an elbow digging into my side or dealing with your giant legs because you're incapable of closing the mother fuckers like any normal human being. One can only imagine what the two of you plan to do with today's stadium giveaway...a workout mat. You probably thought it was some sort of oversized fruit roll-up. Get on a treadmill or something.

Rules. I could use a new avatar.

[Steve Kline's Bird]

I stood behind the Backstop Bar and looked down below and watched people come in before the game. I looked at all of those massive people getting free Exercise Mats and I thought to myself...18,000 of these will never be used.

[cramflang]

I stood behind the Backstop Bar and looked down below and watched people come in before the game. I looked at all of those massive people getting free Exercise Mats and I thought to myself...18,000 of these will never be used.

The evil DeWallet is trying to send a message to the fat assholes of St. Louis.

[blazedays]

The worst is when a fat slob is sitting next to you and they're all annoyed because they can't get comfortable and their fat is spilling over into my seat.

[Steve Kline's Bird]

The evil DeWallet is trying to send a message to the fat assholes of St. Louis.

It's OK to have 3 more Bratzels, I gave you an exercise mat today.

[gottis legends]

I think we should all stop talking about fat people.

[Wad]

I think we should all stop talking about fat people.

Hit a chord, did we?

[erik_tristan2.0]

the workout mats weren't sponsored by McDonalds or Hardees by chance?

I've been fortunate not have sat next to the obese slobs. I'm pretty sure if I did, I'd have to watch the game from the SRO areas. I'll take my chances of being ran over by the guy who starts the wave than sitting next to someone who's so overloaded with french fry grease that they cannot tell that their flabby leg fat is spilling over onto my leg.

[Johnny Utah]

Wow. If it was a work trip and they actually HAD to make a particular flight, I guess they could be safe and buy two tickets from the get-go. You think they'd have a valid discrimination suit if the company let them go because they shouldn't have the expense of two tickets for one person, and the job required travel?

Discrimination my ass. You can help being so overweight that you can't fit in an airplane seat.

Yeah, no way they could sue for that. If you can't fit in the seat, well...you can't fit in the seat. It's a safety issue, not a discrimination against fats.

[beercats2000]

If you had any balls you would have called him out on it. don't worry, if he doesn't belong in your section, the ushers will move him if they dont go on their own.


I agree. We've had this problem in the bleachers, because of the SRO area right behind them. People just sit in open seats, and then just move around as people show up who have those seats. Typically, I just let it go, but if the people are annoying or are bothering me/people around us, I let the usher know to check their tickets.

[fatkid]

i would have done what beercats suggested especially if they were in my seats before the game......

[The Ice]

i would have done what beercats suggested especially if they were in my seats before the game......for sure, having 2 fat people side by side is bad news.

[cards_252]

i hate those pricks that just keep switching seats until someone tells them to get up. Look at your fucking ticket, shitbag and go to your own fucking seat. Don't make me stand here in front of you and tell you to get up while people behind us are trying to watch the game.

[fatkid]

for sure, having 2 fat people side by side is bad news.

it is like crossing streams

[The Ice]

it is like crossing streamsyep, it'll make you go back in time, like if you put bacon bits on top of bacon.

[fatkid]

yep, it'll make you go back in time, like if you put bacon bits on top of bacon.

yep its like trying to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

[Beer Engineer]

yep its like trying to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

So that's bad, right?