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cards_252
10-02-2009, 10:52 AM
Is there a better food on the planet?

Bmac
10-02-2009, 10:53 AM
Joey's gerber might have something to say about that

The Todd Bridges Army
10-02-2009, 10:53 AM
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Johnny Utah
10-02-2009, 10:54 AM
Where is there a Ruma's deli anymore?

And yes, I am a stupid fucker. But I used to live by two different ones and they both closed.

Flappy McB
10-02-2009, 10:54 AM
http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq57jj1Tmd1qz4ueho1_250.gifGood God, TBA is drunk at noon again.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 10:55 AM
Joey's gerber might have something to say about that

Joey's can suck Ruma's dick. Or cock. The name Gerber was originated in 1973 when Ruma's Deli named the sandwich after a loyal customer, Dick Gerber.

BfromV
10-02-2009, 10:55 AM
Where is there a Ruma's deli anymore?

And yes, I am a stupid fucker. But I used to live by two different ones and they both closed.


Off Lemay Ferry. Just North of Lindbergh about a half mile.

And if you like provel, you'll love Ruma's. Shit is awesome.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 10:56 AM
Where is there a Ruma's deli anymore?

And yes, I am a stupid fucker. But I used to live by two different ones and they both closed.

The only one that I know about is on Lemay Ferry not far from Showme's. Down by the Covington Manor shithole apartments. They're building a new store, but it's out in Imperial.

Johnny Utah
10-02-2009, 10:56 AM
Off Lemay Ferry. Just North of Lindbergh about a half mile.

And if you like provel, you'll love Ruma's. Shit is awesome.

I know about Ruma's god damned it. There was one across from ROnnies Plaza and one on Hampton! I used to get it all the time.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 10:56 AM
Off Lemay Ferry. Just North of Lindbergh about a half mile.

And if you like provel, you'll love Ruma's. Shit is awesome.

Good god is it awesome. An open faced garlic butter frnch bread stacked with thin sliced ham and provel cheese.

Bmac
10-02-2009, 10:57 AM
I know about Ruma's god damned it. There was one across from ROnnies Plaza and one on Hampton! I used to get it all the time.

I miss the one next to the Mattress place on Hampton. I used to dominate their menu.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:01 AM
Is there a better food on the planet?anal leakage?

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:01 AM
anal leakage?

-SoTaint

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:02 AM
Good god is it awesome. An open faced garlic butter frnch bread stacked with thin sliced ham and provel cheese.might try to make a home made version. I think the only thing I don't have is proper bread.

edit: I'm talking about chocolate glazed donuts.

The Todd Bridges Army
10-02-2009, 11:02 AM
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cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:04 AM
might try to make a home made version. I think the only thing I don't have is proper bread.



I've made them at home before. Pretty awesome.

itsvon
10-02-2009, 11:12 AM
Joey's can suck Ruma's dick. Or cock. The name Gerber was originated in 1973 when Ruma's Deli named the sandwich after a loyal customer, Dick Gerber.
now thats an interesting fact

I've made them at home before. Pretty awesome.

yeah, my mom used to make them. pretty damn easy and still taste great. hey ice, try french bread.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:14 AM
yeah, my mom used to make them. pretty damn easy and still taste great. hey ice, try french bread.fuk dude. I ain't going to the store.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:15 AM
fuk dude. I ain't going to the store.

Why?

Bmac
10-02-2009, 11:19 AM
Joey's can suck Ruma's dick. Or cock. The name Gerber was originated in 1973 when Ruma's Deli named the sandwich after a loyal customer, Dick Gerber.

Have you ever had Joey's gerber?

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:20 AM
Why?cuz I've got plenty of wheat bread in the fridge already. I try to only buy important things, like cigs.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:20 AM
Have you ever had Joey's gerber?

No I have not.

Bmac
10-02-2009, 11:22 AM
No I have not.

well maybe you should before you start waving your finger all up in my business

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:22 AM
well maybe you should before you start waving your finger all up in my business

Have you ever had the Gerber from Ruma's?

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:23 AM
I like to eat at Ruma's.

I like to eat Ruma's in my Puma's.

If I get to full, I wait till I have more roomah.

If I make a mess, I clean it up with my broomah.

I like Rumas.

I like Rumas in my Pumas.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:25 AM
I like to eat at Ruma's.

I like to eat Ruma's in my Puma's.

If I get to full, I wait till I have more roomah.

If I make a mess, I clean it up with my broomah.

I like Rumas.

I like Rumas in my Pumas.I bet this guy could make a nice arrangement for this gem.

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cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:26 AM
I bet this guy could make a nice arrangement for this gem.

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Who is it? No video here.

BfromV
10-02-2009, 11:26 AM
cuz I've got plenty of wheat bread in the fridge already. I try to only buy important things, like cigs.

Hey, did you ever take that job selling cars?

Johnny Utah
10-02-2009, 11:26 AM
I like to eat at Ruma's.

I like to eat Ruma's in my Puma's.

If I get to full, I wait till I have more roomah.

If I make a mess, I clean it up with my broomah.

I like Rumas.

I like Rumas in my Pumas.

http://wheresmatthew.com/blog//media/blogs/wheresmatthew/500w_BangkokTraining_P1010157.JPG

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:27 AM
http://wheresmatthew.com/blog//media/blogs/wheresmatthew/500w_BangkokTraining_P1010157.JPG

Asian guy with a butt cut trying to guess what the guy is writing on the board behind him?

Hoofbite
10-02-2009, 11:28 AM
well maybe you should before you start waving your finger all up in my business

Damn son

itsvon
10-02-2009, 11:29 AM
fuk dude. I ain't going to the store.
go ahead, you can pick up a tomato while you are there.

I like to eat at Ruma's.

I like to eat Ruma's in my Puma's.

If I get to full, I wait till I have more roomah.

If I make a mess, I clean it up with my broomah.

I like Rumas.

I like Rumas in my Pumas.

damn dude, call jay-e

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:30 AM
Hey, did you ever take that job selling cars?nope. it was a deal where you had to pay for the training.

go ahead, you can pick up a tomato while you are there.ha.

Hoofbite
10-02-2009, 11:30 AM
go ahead, you can pick up a tomato while you are there.

Haha

Johnny Utah
10-02-2009, 11:31 AM
Asian guy with a butt cut trying to guess what the guy is writing on the board behind him?

http://wheresmatthew.com/blog//media/blogs/wheresmatthew/500W_DSCF0808.jpg

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:33 AM
http://wheresmatthew.com/blog//media/blogs/wheresmatthew/500W_DSCF0808.jpg

She's a little on the milfy side. I'd say sure. Why not.

BfromV
10-02-2009, 11:34 AM
nope. it was a deal where you had to pay for the training.

ha.


Yeah, if that's not what you want to do for a living, no reason to pay for it. How much was it, by the way?

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:36 AM
Yeah, if that's not what you want to do for a living, no reason to pay for it. How much was it, by the way?$600 for 2 days.

She's a little on the milfy side. I'd say sure. Why not.f yeah.

Johnny Utah
10-02-2009, 11:37 AM
She's a little on the milfy side. I'd say sure. Why not.

You know who that is right?

Bmac
10-02-2009, 11:38 AM
Have you ever had the Gerber from Ruma's?

I've possibly eaten everything from their menu back when the Hampton store was there. They are both good. It's hard to fuck that sandwich up.

Johnny Utah
10-02-2009, 11:42 AM
Mostaccolli was good too. Also, one of the suggestions for the correct spelling of that pasta dish was Molestation.

Bmac
10-02-2009, 11:46 AM
I like to eat at Ruma's.

I like to eat Ruma's in my Puma's.

If I get to full, I wait till I have more roomah.

If I make a mess, I clean it up with my broomah.

I like Rumas.

I like Rumas in my Pumas.

I love to singa, about the Ruma and the Puma

http://www.timisfunny.com/images/photos/photo_98.jpg

Goosie
10-02-2009, 11:49 AM
Cards, I think the Food Network should give you a half hour show on places to eat, where the discounts are, and what is good food or not.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:50 AM
You know who that is right?

Yeah, I know. She looks better with the short hair.

Cards, I think the Food Network should give you a half hour show on places to eat, where the discounts are, and what is good food or not.


That would be sweet if they let me hang out with Alton Brown.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:53 AM
Yeah, I know. She looks better with the short hair.who is it?

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:54 AM
Rumas aint shit but a bunch of butter and cheese..

Yeah, I said it..Gag reflex just thinking about Rumas..My Mom used to make us go to the one in Sunset hills or afton..Man I hated that place..

Dude, shut up.


who is it?


It's some chick who's picture I used to post with a "trying not to laugh" expression on her face.

Goosie
10-02-2009, 11:55 AM
Yeah, I know. She looks better with the short hair.




That would be sweet if they let me hang out with Alton Brown.

I've been watching that channel recently. They have a show with some nutbag that eats anything. He ate a 5 patty cheeseburger with hot sauce, guac, and all kinds of other shit on it in 2 innings during some minor league baseball game. It's freaking hilarious. Is that the guy you are referring to?

The Ice
10-02-2009, 11:55 AM
It's some chick who's picture I used to post with a "trying not to laugh" expression on her face.is she French?

cards_252
10-02-2009, 11:57 AM
I've been watching that channel recently. They have a show with some nutbag that eats anything. He ate a 5 patty cheeseburger with hot sauce, guac, and all kinds of other shit on it in 2 innings during some minor league baseball game. It's freaking hilarious. Is that the guy you are referring to?

Nah. Alton Brown is on Good Eats. It's my favorite show. he takes a scientific approach to cooking but makes it funny/corny.

is she French?

Not sure. Kinda has that look.

Goosie
10-02-2009, 12:14 PM
Nah. Alton Brown is on Good Eats. It's my favorite show. he takes a scientific approach to cooking but makes it funny/corny.

What day and time does that air? I assume it is on the Food Network.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:15 PM
What day and time does that air? I assume it is on the Food Network.

I'm not sure about the new episodes. I watch the reruns almost every night at 10:00. Yes, the Food Network.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:24 PM
If you had a show would you try and make homeade pizza rolls for the viewers 252..

What kind of filling would you feature 252?

Would you use some "Old Recipes" passed down from your Momma?

I'm not sure I would take the time to make homemade pizza rolls since the originals are so good and so cheap.

My filling of choice would be a sausage/ pepperoni combo.

My mom doesn't have any pizza roll recipes.

rfriday
10-02-2009, 12:25 PM
All this talk about Ruma's made me think
Back to the times I used to go there
All I recall is the stink.


Seriously, that place always had a foul odor to it.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:27 PM
So, you could not muster up a good ending to this thread? Now its going to fall to page 2 pretty quick..Rumas is shit, thats why they cant stay open..

They're building a brand new store. How can you possibly not like a gerber? I know you have very odd tasted in things, but c'mon... it's bread, butter, garlic, ham, and provel cheese. I think you're just putting on the "healthy guy" act. I think you really eat them before bed every night.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:28 PM
ok, I'm gonna throw this bitch in the toaster oven. which setting sounds ideal?

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:29 PM
ok, I'm gonna throw this bitch in the toaster oven. which setting sounds ideal?

Bake. How'd you make it?

Hoofbite
10-02-2009, 12:30 PM
I love to singa, about the Ruma and the Puma

http://www.timisfunny.com/images/photos/photo_98.jpg
Haha. I thought I was the only person who remembered this

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:30 PM
Bake. How'd you make it?just preheating now. does 350 sound good?

Bmac
10-02-2009, 12:32 PM
Haha. I thought I was the only person who remembered this

I wasn't sure if anyone would get it

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:32 PM
just preheating now. does 350 sound good?

That'll do. Did you use provel?

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:33 PM
I wasn't sure if anyone would get it

I got it.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:33 PM
That'll do. Did you use provel?will be. cheese and meat on both sides?

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:34 PM
will be. cheese and meat on both sides?

I would put a layer of cheese down, then meat, then cheese. Keeps everything from sliding off the bread. God speed.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:34 PM
I just puked in my mouth a little..

I have come to learn that you and I have completely opposite tastes.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:35 PM
I would put a layer of cheese down, then meat, then cheese. Keeps everything from sliding off the bread. God speed.i think in this case. I'd only do meat on one side.

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:37 PM
i think in this case. I'd only do meat on one side.

What is this 'one side' talk? How are you preparing it? It's supposed to be an open faced sandwich.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:43 PM
What is this 'one side' talk? How are you preparing it? It's supposed to be an open faced sandwich.that's what I meant. there's a top and a bottom, equaling 2 sides. I opted to make 2 so I did meat and cheese on half. just cheese on the other, so I'll have cheese/meat/cheese when I combine them.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:46 PM
Do you want me to send a dr over to kick start your heart when your finished?Dr. Feelgood please.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:51 PM
I'd consider it a success.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa72/ice2k7/d5005e746c1e.jpg

cards_252
10-02-2009, 12:53 PM
I'd consider it a success.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa72/ice2k7/d5005e746c1e.jpg

Hmm... The cheese is supposed to go on top of the ham... but I'm sure it'll still taste good.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 12:57 PM
Hmm... The cheese is supposed to go on top of the ham... but I'm sure it'll still taste good.see there's a little cheese on the other half. so I still get cheese on both sides of the ham.

I try to keep it real by not making a huge sandwich, but still having 2 of them. So far, I've found I like the bites with more garlic the most. need to add more next time. otherwise, this was a winner.

The Ice
10-02-2009, 01:00 PM
How did you post that picture..

Please explain it to me slowly..b l u e t o o t h.

Johnny Utah
10-02-2009, 01:18 PM
What kind of ham or Pastrami or whatever is that?

The Ice
10-02-2009, 01:30 PM
What kind of ham or Pastrami or whatever is that?smoked ham, from aldi's it was pretty thin. curled up like that after being baked.

fatkid
10-02-2009, 01:35 PM
i prefer the prosperity.....same as the gerber, but with gravy and roast beef instead of the ham......it is heaven