Don't feed the trolls

[mbarlow]

I appreciate those of you who take the time to comment on the front page of this site each week...I really do.

However, the internet is lousy with trolls who just want attention from people whom they consider having some celebrity, or just a better life than they have themselves.

Do not engage them.

They are easy to spot. They are the borderline retards who post ponderous comments lacking in both continuity and punctuation. They spell and comprehend on a third grade level, and their sole purpose is to get a response to their inane and incendiary remarks.

Do not appease them with recognition, and they will go away.

Again, I appreciate your comments, and I admire that you guys support me on there.

[mbarlow]

Sorry Maggie, guilty as charged. I just really hate judgemental, hypocritical people. They drive me insane. I will not feed them anymore. Bad trolls!

where ya been?

[chick_on_a_stick]

I'm guilty too! Forgive me for I have sinned! I've never posted on that and I just got caught up with one of those sexy, fatass trolls today for some reason! Glad I checked out the board too!!

[werneae]

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[?]

However, the internet is lousy with trolls who just want attention from people whom they consider having some celebrity, or just a better life than they have themselves.



They are the borderline retards who post ponderous comments lacking in both continuity and punctuation. They spell and comprehend on a third grade level

Do not appease them with recognition, and they will go away.

QUOTE]

1- You have no celebrity, or just a better life then anyone. The reason you have trolls are the same reason that hunter use bait easy pickings for fun.

2- With that definition your entire audience and yourself would be a troll.

3- You would think so but you would be wrong. The only way to get rid of the trolls will be to stop writing, the list grows week after week and soon enough even your message boards will be taken over.


Now I am sure you’re all wondering why trolls are posting all this hate towards you all, and the reason is because you are all a joke, this site is a joke Mags is a joke. I for one don't wish for a life like hers and don't have any envy.
But why do trolls keep posting? You all obviously don't get the fun they are having and you sure are not learning from us. it goes back to how funny it is reading these posts that you reply because not a competent thought has even been made back.

Pure and simple you are never going to lose the trolls and they are going to get worse a lot worse because sooner or later people outside this itty bitty little area so many of you cling to wishing so hard that you could be or could be with Maggie that it is just a beacon for people to come and screw with you all. And every one of you will make it worse by replying and making it funnier to the trolls until the point where this whole little world falls apart and the trolls move on to the next fun place to go.


So my advice just keep feeling the trolls making you just like them until it finally ends

[werneae]

Long ass post from someone who claims not to give a fuck.........

[?]

Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















psssstttt.......this one is bitter too!

I understand me breaking it down for you must be a bitter pill to swallow. But I am sure you'll get the taste out some how

[werneae]

Quit propositioning me.
IN YOUR FACE

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[?]

Quit propositioning me.



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[effdup]

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[chick_on_a_stick]

What do you think a troll's favorite sex position is? Are trolls hermaphrodites you think?

[thelivingend]

1- You have no celebrity, or just a better life then anyone. The reason you have trolls are the same reason that hunter use bait easy pickings for fun.

2- With that definition your entire audience and yourself would be a troll.

3- You would think so but you would be wrong. The only way to get rid of the trolls will be to stop writing, the list grows week after week and soon enough even your message boards will be taken over.


Now I am sure you’re all wondering why trolls are posting all this hate towards you all, and the reason is because you are all a joke, this site is a joke Mags is a joke. I for one don't wish for a life like hers and don't have any envy.
But why do trolls keep posting? You all obviously don't get the fun they are having and you sure are not learning from us. it goes back to how funny it is reading these posts that you reply because not a competent thought has even been made back.

Pure and simple you are never going to lose the trolls and they are going to get worse a lot worse because sooner or later people outside this itty bitty little area so many of you cling to wishing so hard that you could be or could be with Maggie that it is just a beacon for people to come and screw with you all. And every one of you will make it worse by replying and making it funnier to the trolls until the point where this whole little world falls apart and the trolls move on to the next fun place to go.


So my advice just keep feeling the trolls making you just like them until it finally ends[/QUOTE]

Being a retard, I have trouble understanding things, so bear with me. The reason you registered to this site was to rail against Maggie and the people that appreciate her writing? Whats with the hate? If you don't like it, stay away.

[effdup]

What do you think a troll's favorite sex position is? Are trolls hermaphrodites you think?

the obvious choice is doggie, but I'm going with the mermaid.

[chick_on_a_stick]

the obvious choice is doggie, but I'm going with the mermaid.

I would bet a troll could give itself oral too. Unless it has a big belly.

[werneae]

I would bet a troll could give itself oral too. Unless it has a big belly.
All trolls have big bellies. If they could give themselves oral, don't you think they would be a tinge less crabby? I say yes.

[effdup]

I would bet a troll could give itself oral too. Unless it has a big belly.

I thought the majority's had big bellies, but if not good for them....good for them.

[?]

[QUOTE=?;60843]

Being a retard, I have trouble understanding things, so bear with me. The reason you registered to this site was to rail against Maggie and the people that appreciate her writing? Whats with the hate? If you don't like it, stay away.



Who said I hated it, if it wasn't mildly amusing to start with why would I come back? But as you did admit you're stupid this is for you.

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[effdup]

[QUOTE=thelivingend;61139]



Who said I hated it, if it wasn't mildly amusing to start with why would I come back? But as you did admit your stupid this is for you.

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Oh welcome back....glad to have you.

[?]

[QUOTE=?;61171]

Oh welcome back....glad to have you.

Of course you are, everyone is always glad to have someone who is better then they are around even if you won’t admit it, especially as you are all having so much more fun with me around.

And to answer your questions, no big belly, gets laid often and favorite position varies you do the same thing over and over it gets boring. Peace out posers

[chick_on_a_stick]

I wonder if trolls can type while giving themselves oral? Does that count as "getting some?" I wish a troll could make a motivational poster for being on the wrong end of a rusty trombone. That would be totally cool!

[effdup]

[QUOTE=effdup;61172]

Of course you are, everyone is always glad to have someone who is better then they are around even if you won’t admit it, especially as you are all having so much more fun with me around.
And to answer your questions, no big belly, gets laid often and favorite position varies you do the same thing over and over it gets boring. Peace out posers

Damn....thank you for figuring that out for me..you complete me.
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[effdup]

I wonder if trolls can type while giving themselves oral? Does that count as "getting some?" I wish a troll could make a motivational poster for being on the wrong end of a rusty trombone. That would be totally cool!

The fact that you know what a rusty trombone is, and you may in fact be a chick is cool

[chick_on_a_stick]

The fact that you know what a rusty trombone is, and you may in fact be a chick is cool

I will never be as cool as a sexy troll:(

[effdup]

[QUOTE=?;61174]
Does that mean it left? I love how he wasn't even smart enough to make up a name. Wow.

I don't know I enjoy having someone around that thinks entirely to much of themselves. It is entertaining, they are probably some fat ass trying to be an internet tough guy who is unhappy with their life so they try to be cool on here.

?= Brilliance

[werneae]

I will never be as cool as a sexy troll:(
You have a much cooler handle than him, that should count for something....

[thelivingend]

[QUOTE=?;61171][QUOTE=thelivingend;61139]



Who said I hated it, if it wasn't mildly amusing to start with why would I come back? But as you did admit your stupid this is for you.

QUOTE]

I'm stupid but even I know the difference between your and you're, and when to correctly use them.

[effdup]

I will never be as cool as a sexy troll:(

no probably not

[?]

Ha pointing out grammar flaws, the true proof that someone is just ticked off and can't have a real comeback. But yeah I am done for the night I actually have better things to do then waste the whole day fucking with you sycophants.

oh and to the grammar Nazi this one's for you. Oh an kudos to someone else for actually being able to post a picture on here I was almost impressed with having the know how to do that.

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[BigAlCardsFan]

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That was some good stuff there..

[bill s preston esq]

[QUOTE=mbarlow;51218]

Pure and simple you are never going to lose the trolls and they are going to get worse a lot worse because sooner or later people outside this itty bitty little area so many of you cling to wishing so hard that you could be or could be with Maggie that it is just a beacon for people to come and screw with you all. And every one of you will make it worse by replying and making it funnier to the trolls until the point where this whole little world falls apart and the trolls move on to the next fun place to go.

Holy long-ass sentence Batman.

[?]

[QUOTE=?;60843]

Holy long-ass sentence Batman.



I know why you are talking about batman, and ironically using a robin esc phrase.

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[Bnub]

[QUOTE=bill s preston esq;63100]



I know why you are talking about batman, and ironically using a robin esc phrase.

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You get this from your personal collection?

[?]

[QUOTE=?;63258]

You get this from your personal collection?

Nope haven't you heard there's this thing called google where you can search for stuff, it’s really useful for making fun of people in picture form.

Of course now that I told you about it, good chance you'll spend the rest of the week trying to find pictures of Spiderman giving a Cleveland steamer to your sister.


I would post a picture for you but I don't think your worth it.

[RolandC]

Nope haven't you heard there's this thing called google where you can search for stuff, it’s really useful for making fun of people in picture form.

Of course now that I told you about it, good chance you'll spend the rest of the week trying to find pictures of Spiderman giving a Cleveland steamer to your sister.


I would post a picture for you but I don't think your worth it.

I think it would be awesome to meet this person away from the internet.

[tiny_e]

I think it would be awesome to meet this person away from the internet.

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[mbarlow]

I think it would be awesome to meet this person away from the internet.

It would involve a trip to Ohio.

[effdup]

It would involve a trip to Ohio.

Um....ok???

[TyWebb]

It would involve a trip to Ohio.

ha, do you, like, know that for sure? that's pretty funny.

[mbarlow]

yeah...and I have had it with the fucking quotes being all fucked up.

What's up with that?

Is it because "?" does it wrong once, and then it just trickles down???

[TyWebb]

yeah...and I have had it with the fucking quotes being all fucked up.

What's up with that?

Is it because "?" does it wrong once, and then it just trickles down???

yeah, once someone fucks it up, you have to fix it by hand.

[RolandC]

It would involve a trip to Ohio.

Huh....really. Wasn't 20k from there?

[mbarlow]

Huh....really. Wasn't 20k from there?

I believe he was.

[?]

It would involve a trip to Ohio.


I'm not from Ohio or even close to Ohio, I would have to drive to Indiana before I could get to Ohio. I mean really Ohio? I get you live in a world of make believe but where did you get Ohio from?

Oh and BTW great work on not feeding the trolls your a shining example to follow.

Take solace in this that was so off the mark and made so little sense that I just can't make fun of you any more today. Wow I really want to know where you got Ohio from.

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[Mrthe2th]

So let me get this straight, the don't feed the trolls thread has resorted to feeding the biggest troll. He is getting all the attention he loves. Ignore him and he will go away.

By the way Maggie, love your writing. Especially the last article. Keep up the good work!! Wednesdays are always a little bit more fun...

[?]

So let me get this straight, the don't feed the trolls thread has resorted to feeding the biggest troll. He is getting all the attention he loves. Ignore him and he will go away.

By the way Maggie, love your writing. Especially the last article. Keep up the good work!! Wednesdays are always a little bit more fun...


I know, you really think they would have figured it out by now, yet they keep on talking. It really just blows my mind. But when you could lose a game of checkers to a chicken you can't expect a lot on the whole reasoning front.