Holy Fuck

[Spoon]

So the wife just called me....
I bought her a scratch off lottery ticket on the way out Saturday night and she put it in her purse and forgot to scratch it.

She called me this morning and said she scratched it...fuckin' won $5,000.00!

Never heard of such a thing.

[bill s preston esq]

sweet!!!

[DailyBalance]

Looks like a nice X-Mas at the Spoon household. Congrats.

[bill s preston esq]

ahem....

this (http://www.insidestl.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=21181)

[H.W.C.]

So the wife just called me....
I bought her a scratch off lottery ticket on the way out Saturday night and she put it in her purse and forgot to scratch it.

She called me this morning and said she scratched it...fuckin' won $5,000.00!

Never heard of such a thing.

awesome!! have fun with that!!

[DailyBalance]

ahem....

this (http://www.insidestl.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=727435#post727435)

Dude.

[bill s preston esq]

Dude.

haha - didn't mean to link it to that particular post.

was supposed to be for the car.

[Spoon]

ahem....

this (http://www.insidestl.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=727435#post727435)

no i will not buy you a bj from a blackman

[BigAlCardsFan]

Merry Christmas!

[Bmac]

So the wife just called me....
I bought her a scratch off lottery ticket on the way out Saturday night and she put it in her purse and forgot to scratch it.

She called me this morning and said she scratched it...fuckin' won $5,000.00!

Never heard of such a thing.

a new tv for the basement sounds nice right about now

congrats

and you've never heard of people winning money from a scratch off?

[Mozer4]

So the wife just called me....
I bought her a scratch off lottery ticket on the way out Saturday night and she put it in her purse and forgot to scratch it.

She called me this morning and said she scratched it...fuckin' won $5,000.00!

Never heard of such a thing.

I'm going to have to politely ask that you give Von his scratch off ticket back

[Spoon]

a new tv for the basement sounds nice right about now

congrats

and you've never heard of people winning money from a scratch off?

I just bought one a few months back.

I've never heard of someone actually winning more than like 100.00.

[Spoon]

I'm going to have to politely ask that you give Von his scratch off ticket back

I think Obama is sneaking more big winners in as part of a stimulus plan

[Mozer4]

I think Obama is sneaking more big winners in as part of a stimulus plan

Ha! Well then I can promise you that ticket was meant for someone else.

[Spoon]

Ha! Well then I can promise you that ticket was meant for someone else.

If you knew the place I bought it, this statement would make perfect sense.

[Hoofbite]

So the wife just called me....
I bought her a scratch off lottery ticket on the way out Saturday night and she put it in her purse and forgot to scratch it.

She called me this morning and said she scratched it...fuckin' won $5,000.00!

Never heard of such a thing.
Ahem, dig me thread, cough, ahem

[wiggly]

Congrats, Spoon! Nice job.

[Mike75]

So the wife just called me....
I bought her a scratch off lottery ticket on the way out Saturday night and she put it in her purse and forgot to scratch it.

She called me this morning and said she scratched it...fuckin' won $5,000.00!

Never heard of such a thing.

Good thing she told you.

[flatlander]

Too bad that Muslim Obama will take 90% of your winnings to give it to "healthcare" which is really just a front for his operation to send all the dollars over to Indonesia, his native land.

Sucker!

[Master Splinter]

This reminds me. I need to buy some of those fake lottery tickets for stocking stuffers.

[bill s preston esq]

Good thing she told you.

good point. mine would have cashed it, paid off credit cards and then maxed them back out again.

[Spoon]

This reminds me. I need to buy some of those fake lottery tickets for stocking stuffers.

haha...When she told me, I acted like I gave her one of these for about 5 minutes. Then I think she started crying so I gave in.

[East Side Jackalope]

My uncle won $27,000 on a scratch off about 10 years ago.

[Mike75]

This reminds me. I need to buy some of those fake lottery tickets for stocking stuffers.

Those are great!!

[Brad G.]

I friend of mine's mom won 100k on a scratch off about 10 years ago.

[Uncle Jesse]

Oh yeah, my dad can beat up your dad.

[Hoofbite]

Oh yeah, my dad can beat up your dad.

Nuh uh

[Master Splinter]

If my dad sits somewhere for more than....oh....say....a minute and a half, he falls asleep. It's fucking crazy.

[bill s preston esq]

those fake lottery scratch-off deals are the cruelest gift of all time. i saw a funniest home video type of deal where the dude goes crazy happy for about 3 minutes until someone finally makes him understand that it was a fake ticket. at that point, i think it shoud be fair for the receiver to shoot the giver.

[fatkid]

those fake lottery scratch-off deals are the cruelest gift of all time. i saw a funniest home video type of deal where the dude goes crazy happy for about 3 minutes until someone finally makes him understand that it was a fake ticket. at that point, i think it shoud be fair for the receiver to shoot the giver.

i think shoot is a little though.......maybe punch right in the mouth would be a fair response.....

[Clubhouse_Cancer]

Fuck. I was about to start a thread about how thrilled i was to win a free ticket last night on my holiday cash