View Full Version : I just got this new sauce.....
Mike75
07-12-2008, 09:33 PM
It's an extract of the hottest pepper in the world. Word is a drop can provide a burn for up to an hour. It has hospitalized people and killed some dude in Canada. I'm scared, BUT I really want to try it. What would you do?
This product is 1,000,000 scoville +/-5% by HPLC, A.O.A.C. Capsaicin Analysis Method.
http://i33.tinypic.com/24ne7n9.jpg
http://www.chilliworld.net/SP6.asp?p_id=285
Master Splinter
07-12-2008, 09:35 PM
I'd stop being a pussy and dip some corn chips in that shit.
Mike75
07-12-2008, 09:37 PM
It's the hottest sauce in the world, I'm seriously being a pussy about it. I want wait and get some people over to the house later WASTED and tell them to try it first. I need a good guinea pig.
Master Splinter
07-12-2008, 09:39 PM
It's the hottest sauce in the world, I'm seriously being a pussy about it. I want wait and get some people over to the house later WASTED and tell them to try it first. I need a good guinea pig.
That's probably not a great idea.
Either way, it's gonna taste like shit. Give some to that dog.
Mike75
07-12-2008, 09:44 PM
That's probably not a great idea.
Either way, it's gonna taste like shit. Give some to that dog.
He looks hungry. Hm......
Mike75
07-12-2008, 10:17 PM
Awesome tag btw.
mamaredbird
07-12-2008, 10:19 PM
Awesome tag btw.
didn't try it yet, huh?
Mike75
07-12-2008, 10:22 PM
didn't try it yet, huh?
nope.
bill s preston esq
07-12-2008, 10:40 PM
If it's hot on the way in, can you imagine what it will be like on the way out?
wsopstar
07-12-2008, 11:15 PM
Considering that spicy foods activate pain receptors in the tongue, unlike taste buds with most foods, I can safely say that this is not going to feel good.
Sodbuster
07-12-2008, 11:31 PM
Doesn't every hot sauce claim to be "The Hottest?"
Nobody would buy the sauce if it said 50th hottest in the world or some crap like that now would they?
I'm guessing it's not that hot and you should try some you fucking nancy.
wsopstar
07-12-2008, 11:39 PM
Doesn't every hot sauce claim to be "The Hottest?"
Nobody would buy the sauce if it said 50th hottest in the world or some crap like that now would they?
I'm guessing it's not that hot and you should try some you fucking nancy.
I'm thinking that if there was a possibility of death you might at least do a google search or something.
Sodbuster
07-12-2008, 11:41 PM
I'm thinking that if there was a possibility of death you might at least do a google search or something.
If you have a vagina maybe?
tonyp64
07-13-2008, 11:24 AM
Did you try it yet?
Tyler
07-13-2008, 11:37 AM
[QUOTE=Mike75;3971]It's an extract of the hottest pepper in the world. Word is a drop can provide a burn for up to an hour. It has hospitalized people and killed some dude in Canada. I'm scared, BUT I really want to try it. What would you do?
Was this around the Niagara Falls area?
Chalk Hambers
07-13-2008, 01:19 PM
I'd work it up to a nice lather and scrub your balls with it.
Flappy McB
07-13-2008, 01:21 PM
I'd work it up to a nice lather and scrub your balls with it.
Stewy and I don't like it when you say balls.
Chalk Hambers
07-13-2008, 01:27 PM
Stewy and I don't like it when you say balls.
Last time I was looking at Mike's scrotum, it looked like he had two balls. Had you or Stewy started the thread, I would have just said ball.
Either way, I'll try to be more sensitive, and I apologize.
How about this?
Work it up to a nice lather and scrub your ball(s) with it.
Flappy McB
07-13-2008, 01:31 PM
Last time I was looking at Mike's scrotum, it looked like he had two balls. Had you or Stewy started the thread, I would have just said ball.
Either way, I'll try to be more sensitive, and I apologize.
How about this?
Work it up to a nice lather and scrub your ball(s) with it.
Now it is less hurtful. Thanks Chalk.
crsman2
07-13-2008, 04:42 PM
It's an extract of the hottest pepper in the world. Word is a drop can provide a burn for up to an hour. It has hospitalized people and killed some dude in Canada. I'm scared, BUT I really want to try it. What would you do?
This product is 1,000,000 scoville +/-5% by HPLC, A.O.A.C. Capsaicin Analysis Method.
http://i33.tinypic.com/24ne7n9.jpg
http://www.chilliworld.net/SP6.asp?p_id=285
People in Canada suck at dealing with hot food. SUCK!
dukeness
07-13-2008, 05:34 PM
Mike's asshole just called... SCREAMING!!!
cramflang
07-13-2008, 06:24 PM
I'd work it up to a nice lather and scrub your balls with it.
Dumping a bottle into the dick hole might have more effect.
Mike75
07-23-2008, 06:29 PM
I DID IT!!! Oh God Jesus........Holy fuck!!!!
Mike75
07-23-2008, 06:30 PM
dipped a toothpick in it. My eyes are watering. Terrible burn, fuck.
Mike75
07-23-2008, 06:31 PM
my fucking ears are ringing!!!
Mike75
07-23-2008, 06:33 PM
Oh it's fucking unbearable. Ahhhhh, the pain is brutal. This is not fun.
bgdog86
07-23-2008, 06:40 PM
No deal.
Mike75
07-23-2008, 06:41 PM
No deal.
Still burning this was NOT a good call.
stewy
07-23-2008, 07:37 PM
I DID IT!!! Oh God Jesus........Holy fuck!!!!
by dipped a toothpick in it, did you mean that you rubbed it on your wang?
Dip your balls in it, then you won't notice the burning sensation in your face.
cramflang
07-23-2008, 07:42 PM
Dump a bottle into your butthole.
Trooper McCue
07-23-2008, 08:31 PM
So did you cook with it or just taste it?
Seems pretty pointless and a bit stupid to just put some hot shit on your mouth.
But it sounds like you like it.*
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