Al and Tipper Gore separate after 40 years

[Belle]

yep.


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[Poor Wiggum]

uh oh

[Spoon]

it's just mind bottling how a couple realizes after 40 years that they shouldn't be together.

[BfromV]

it's just mind bottling how a couple realizes after 40 years that they shouldn't be together.

Yeah, I really don't get it.

[Mozer4]

How did it take her this long to realize what a douche he is?

[Poor Wiggum]

So there's no global warming in their bedroom?

She's not accepting his hanging chad?

that's all I got.
no, he wasnt poking the hole right and a hanging chad developed.

[dogtown dba]

it's just mind bottling how a couple realizes after 40 years that they shouldn't be together.

What's that now?

[bill s preston esq]

i'm going to guess he's gone nutzo over the past few years.

[mr. gme]

she likes women. that's all.

[Spoon]

What's that now?

you're retarded

[J Chiz]

you're retarded

Yeah, but you still wrote "bottling".

[RolandC]

it's just mind bottling how a couple realizes after 40 years that they shouldn't be together.

Yeah, I really don't get it.

This.

Oh...uh, sorry....what I meant to say was..."Something political, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!!"

[Spoon]

Yeah, but you still wrote "bottling".

when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle

[wiggly]

He just can't stand to say "Blow me, Tipper!" one more freaking time.

[dogtown dba]

you're retarded

when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle

Eh, who's retarded?

[Spoon]

Eh, who's retarded?

you and jchiz apparently

[Belle]

Yeah, but you still wrote "bottling".

if you don't get "bottling" you probably shouldn't even be here.

[Bmac]

how old are their kids? maybe they planned on getting divorced after their kids were done with college and married off.

[wiggly]

Maybe Tipper and Hillary have a thing going on the side.

[Art Vandelay]

how old are their kids? maybe they planned on getting divorced after their kids were done with college and married off.

Well, one is already divorced, so probably really old. Like, you old.

[Hoofbite]

it's just mind bottling how a couple realizes after 40 years that they shouldn't be together.

What's that now?

you're retarded

Yeah, but you still wrote "bottling".

when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle

Eh, who's retarded?

you and jchiz apparently

if you don't get "bottling" you probably shouldn't even be here.

Dogtown dba with a perfectly executed Ball Lift of J Chiz

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/776/776865/blades-of-glory-20070329042749996.jpg

[Deega13]

im just surprised he didnt invent marriage counseling so they could work it out

[sandersa9]

Global warming is real and happening everyday.

--Guy that can't keep political opinions to himself even when they are not pertitnent to what's being discussed

[blazedays]

I'm just waiting for Rush Limbaugh to weigh in on this and talk all about the sanctity of marriage and family values.

BTW: 30 something years ago, dare I say they were an attractive couple.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/3960919823_5b4592cc8d.jpg
(not ghey)

[wiggly]

I'm just waiting for Rush Limbaugh to weigh in on this and talk all about the sanctity of marriage and family values.

BTW: 30 something years ago, dare I say they were an attractive couple.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/3960919823_5b4592cc8d.jpg
(not ghey)

Which one is the man in this picture?

[bill s preston esq]

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[blazedays]

One of Al Gore's first calls was probably from Bill Clinton.

Hey Al, sorry to hear the news.

By the way, Hilary is in South Korea trying to solve shit over there. Wanna go to a couple of Georgetown bars and pick up some summer college intern trim? I've got some righteous moves I can show you.

Ya gotta at least get some sort of rebound pussy.

[sandersa9]

I'm just waiting for Rush Limbaugh to weigh in on this and talk all about the sanctity of marriage and family values.

BTW: 30 something years ago, dare I say they were an attractive couple.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/3960919823_5b4592cc8d.jpg
(not ghey)

“The ocean
will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.”

Anyone that says this should not have a voice in any matter. I think most children can understand the concept of an oil spill in the ocean as a not so good thing.

[J Chiz]

if you don't get "bottling" you probably shouldn't even be here.

Dogtown dba with a perfectly executed Ball Lift of J Chiz

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/776/776865/blades-of-glory-20070329042749996.jpg

Oh snap! I guess I just got pwned on the message board!!

[flatlander]

Oh snap! I guess I just got pwned on the message board!!

Yup.

[bill s preston esq]

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[BigGrease]

After years of being lied to, she finally believes that he DIDN'T invent the internet... and dumped him for it.

[st. louisville cards]

I'm just waiting for Rush Limbaugh to weigh in on this and talk all about the sanctity of marriage and family values.

BTW: 30 something years ago, dare I say they were an attractive couple.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/3960919823_5b4592cc8d.jpg
(not ghey)

I heard on Ed Schultz's show that Limbaugh is about to give Marriage the ole college try...for the 4th time.

[Stick]

I bet Al Gore likes to kiss wieners. Like for real.

[Master Splinter]

it's just mind bottling how a couple realizes after 40 years that they shouldn't be together.

What's that now?

Yeah, but you still wrote "bottling".

I'm still shocked that everytime someone says mind bottling, it still gets a response from at least one person.

Like, I'm guessing it's happened 7 or 8 times now.

[wiggly]

I bet Al Gore likes to kiss wieners. Like for real.

Move over, Monica!

[Spoon]

I'm still shocked that everytime someone says mind bottling, it still gets a response from at least one person.

Like, I'm guessing it's happened 7 or 8 times now.

i know. It's like I really don't want to keep it going, but I want them to know. It's mind boggling really

[Hoofbite]

i know. It's like I really don't want to keep it going, but I want them to know. It's mind boggling reallyNice

[blazedays]

I bet Al Gore likes to kiss wieners. Like for real.

No way: he's a Democrat. They can at least come out of the closet while GOPers are usually the bathroom toe tappers and pole smokers.

[bill s preston esq]

I'm still shocked that everytime someone says mind bottling, it still gets a response from at least one person.

Like, I'm guessing it's happened 7 or 8 times now.

every time i see it on the board, someone jumps on the person like "HA! gotcha!"

[st. louisville cards]

No way: he's a Democrat. They can at least come out of the closet while GOPers are usually the bathroom toe tappers and pole smokers.

All politicians smoke pole in my opinion.

Someone tell Al for my birthday I'd prefer Cash, I'm not sure what this divorce does for me...however its as useful as the 80 happy birthdays I keep getting on a facebook account I rarely log onto.

[East Side Jackalope]

My guess is we won't see or hear from him anymore.

[st. louisville cards]

My guess is we won't see or hear from him anymore.

Is he Keyser Soze?

[Clubhouse_Cancer]

Does this mean that she gets half of the internet?

[Belle]

so uh...Karenna Gore Schiff, the oldest daughter of Al and Tipper Gore, has separated from her husband of 13 years, Dr. Andrew Schiff. Karenna, 36, and Andrew married in 1997 and they have 3 children together.

Her parents announced their split last week after 40 years of marriage.


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[cards_252]

I have a neighbor that got divorced.

[wiggly]

That's it. I'm never watching C-SPAN again.

[bill s preston esq]

http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae147/aceojuno/drudge.jpg

[bill s preston esq]

holy crap....

Al Gore's split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife — for the past two years!

In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report that Al and Tipper's breakup didn't come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard summer home.

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers," an insider tells Star. "It couldn’t be avoided."

[wiggly]

Al's a player.

[bill s preston esq]

belle....

where were you on this one?

[wiggly]

"I'm so proud...c'mere you!"

http://ambazonia.indymedia.org/images/2009/09/2515.jpg

[flatlander]

http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae147/aceojuno/drudge.jpg

How does Drudge report make money with that website? It's some high school class project, it appears.

[st. louisville cards]

belle....

where were you on this one?

To busy worrying about that pederast Perez Hilton!

[st. louisville cards]

How does Drudge report make money with that website? It's some high school class project, it appears.

I read an blog article about this about a year ago. He clears about a million a year after expenses. Its mostly ad money, but he runs the site from home and has 1 or 2 assistants that help up date the site.

[flatlander]

I read an blog article about this about a year ago. He clears about a million a year after expenses. Its mostly ad money, but he runs the site from home and has 1 or 2 assistants that help up date the site.

And it's just links, right? He doesn't write any contenet himself?

That's a nice way to clear a million dollars.

[Belle]

belle....

where were you on this one?

i wait for reliable sources before moving forward with a story.

and i was at lunch.

i'm doing some searching and not many sources are reporting on this...i don't buy it.

[Spoon]

i wait for reliable sources before moving forward with a story.

and i was at lunch.

i'm doing some searching and not many sources are reporting on this...i don't buy it.

TMZ is

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/15/al-gore-tipper-david-affair/ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[Midnight]

Laurie David

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2007/04/23/amd_lauriedavid.jpg

http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2007/07/20/tbddavid072307.jpg

[bill s preston esq]

this whole thing just makes me think way less of laurie david. not because she cheated on her husband....the fact that she cheated on her husband with al freaking gore.

[st. louisville cards]

And it's just links, right? He doesn't write any contenet himself?

That's a nice way to clear a million dollars.

Correct it is just links. Someone described it as 1 sentence editorials. A lot of times he'll take a story that's in the news and if he thinks the lead is buried in the story, he'll make a headline and link to the story, so now the reader is looking for a different point in the article than what was originally written.

he also does things like this, which can be kind of funny:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4043/4703541419_abbafd49e7.jpg

[stewy]

So there's no global warming in their bedroom?

She's not accepting his hanging chad?

that's all I got.

ain't that an inconvenient truth

[BGats]

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[st. louisville cards]

2 More women saying Al Gore is very horny

I have to admit, I like Al's style

"The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her.

"He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"

It is the enquirer, but they got the John Edwards thing right:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/exclusive_al_gore_sex_scandal_two_new_female_accus ers_assault/celebrity/69024