Tom Brady, Tim McKernan, Michael Phelps, and a c@#k ring?

[mbarlow]

Discuss...

[nxt]

No, you will make fun of me.

[800Miles]

Used a cock ring about two months ago for the first time, and the ego and the wifey loved it, however it was a little catch 22, if she liked it with the ring so much...

[mbarlow]

No, you will make fun of me.

David was not as interested in your anal offer as I thought he would be.

I suggested that he could fuck me in the ass, and then you could fellate him. Still, not interested.

He is such a homophobe.

[mbarlow]

Used a cock ring about two months ago for the first time, and the ego and the wifey loved it, however it was a little catch 22, if she liked it with the ring so much...

Yeah, it does change things.

Is it uncomfortable or painful for you?

[nxt]

I am leaving and never coming back.

[800Miles]

Slightly uncomfortable (pressure) the second time, of the three. but that was the time we did not drink much. It did seem to make the head much more sensitive though

[mbarlow]

I am leaving and never coming back.

Aww, StlGirla is gonna take her shirt off at 2 o'clock.

[nxt]

Aww, StlGirla is gonna take her shirt off at 2 o'clock.

Consider me a lurker then.

I still have yet to see anyone topless on here.

[duranduran]

my alarm is set

[mbarlow]

MAGGIE!

Damn you and your ability to edit the board.

This is how I love.

[BigAlCardsFan]

MAGGIE!

Damn you and your ability to edit the board.

Yeah... That's tough.. Well now you gotta follow through, what with Maggie signing you up and all..





(you know, you could volunteer Maggie for some equally degrading (I mean AWESOME) participation in said exposure.. Then she'd have to follow through as well.. There'd be no backing down then..)


(alarm going off in all other threads, automatically setting all PCs/laptops, etc., to switch to this thread at 1:58pm CDT, so as no one misses anything..)

[mbarlow]

Oh, I do wanna give props to Producer Joe for allowing me to reference him in the manner that I did.

I do admire a guy who is confident and humble enough to be poked fun at that way. I have done that a few times to him, and he is always a good sport.

Thanks, Joe!

[mbarlow]

Yeah... That's tough.. Well now you gotta follow through, what with Maggie signing you up and all..





(you know, you could volunteer Maggie for some equally degrading (I mean AWESOME) participation in said exposure.. Then she'd have to follow through as well.. There'd be no backing down then..)


(alarm going off in all other threads, automatically setting all PCs/laptops, etc., to switch to this thread at 1:58pm CDT, so as no one misses anything..)


There is no way I am gonna post my bewbs on a thread with her circus tits.

[800Miles]

There is no way I am gonna post my bewbs on a thread with her circus tits.

Isn't it the women who always proclaim, "size doesn't matter?"

[mbarlow]

Isn't it the women who always proclaim, "size doesn't matter?"

No, it is usually guys with small dicks.

[Mac]

Discuss...


I liked the article. You're a good writer, even if you are now officially a "Dirty cocksucker"

[800Miles]

No, it is usually guys with small dicks.

Damn, so she lied to me

[mbarlow]

I liked the article. You're a good writer, even if you are now officially a "Dirty cocksucker"

thank you.

[effdup]

Good read

[mbarlow]

I liked the article...and think it's great that you're that adventurous. I think I might give the ol cock ring a try..and I'd really like to beat the shit out of that anonymous poster dude that commented on your article.

I am sure that StlGirla would take her shirt off if you did that!

[duranduran]

i'll supply duct tape and a shovel ...

[mbarlow]

absofuckinglutely.

It's 2 o'clock, do you know where your shirt is, cock-kabob?

[duranduran]

com'n stlgirla, I missed out on all the apparent fun the other night ...

[mbarlow]

Hot...what a team player!

[Mac]

very nice

[effdup]

Hot...what a team player!

very nice

what? did I miss something again?

[mbarlow]

Now...back to the plan.

108 stitches owes us one corpse.

[duranduran]

i'm either stupid or just too new to message boarding ... how come I can't see what you guys are apparently seeing??

[mbarlow]

i'm either stupid or just too new to message boarding ... how come I can't see what you guys are apparently seeing??

she changed her avatar briefly.

[Mac]

108 stitches owes us one corpse.

If we ship the corpse down to maggie, I bet next weeks article would reach an all time status.

[effdup]

I held up my end of Maggie pimping me out...for a second. No one gave a time limit.

Well.....shit.

[Mac]

wasn't maggie supposed to do it too? as a sign of support?
:D

[EING]

Missed it by 5 minutes.

[mbarlow]

Did nxtgr81 miss them again?

[effdup]

He isn't even logged in so in all fairness I went ahead and PMed him the shot.

















Just kidding

tease

[BigDaddy]

Just read the article...

WOW...

Just WOW!

[effdup]

Takes one.........

.......ass

[BigAlCardsFan]

I got all caught up in McKernan's Corner, and then missed out on 2:00 fun time.

RATS!

[runner73074]

i always miss the good shit...fucking work

[effdup]

Again......

hmmm:mad:.....

[Clint]

sunofa!!

this shit is only suppose to happen in the evening when I'M here and paying attention... bastards..

[BigAlCardsFan]

CRAP! Oh well...

[mbarlow]

He isn't even logged in so in all fairness I went ahead and PMed him the shot.

















Just kidding


you are evil.

and perfect for this place.

[nxt]

Motherfucker

[mpm3x]

Maggie -

You are definitely not just like my wife. Do you give lessons? :)

[nxt]

My PM Box is empty......Just sayin.

[mbarlow]

Now it isn't.


This is the stuff of which legends are made.

[duranduran]

I don't think Maggie is into pimply midgets.

she changed her avatar briefly.

OK, I apologize up front for asking a techie question on this thread ... but I don't want to miss any more bewbies ... or otherwise!!

Why can't I see anyone's avatars? Is there a setting or preference I'm missing? I've checked the FAQ and the user control panel but I can't seem to find anything that would assist.

Again, sorry for being dumbass at this ....

[effdup]

My PM Box is empty......Just sayin.

Now it isn't.

Can someone share the wealth?

[runner73074]

Yeah share the wealth this way too

[effdup]

For those of you who weren't paying attention again...there is nothing I can do for you.

you could PM

[runner73074]

For those of you who weren't paying attention again...there is nothing I can do for you.

Fuck this computer is too slow when updating, oh well

[mpm3x]

Is there a way to make this page auto-refresh?

[Morning_afterer]

The column was very good, especially in continuing off of the one from a few weeks ago. I don't know what's wrong, I kill spiders here and there and never do I get such consideration... Ha!

[MartiniAtSunset]

Fun article to read. I enjoy the semi-playful descriptions and creative wordsmithing that you use.

I prefer to gloss over the ATM part of the experience as I find no eroticism in it whatsoever, but the c$@k-ring holds some interest. Never tried one and not sure I will, but it's interesting to read about.

One of the more surprising aspects was the brief reference to porn on the tv. I wonder if ATM would even occur to most of us if it hadn't first been seen in porn. I suppose that might apply to a number of acts. Doesn't mean they're wrong since we learn most things from books, articles (Maggie on Top included), word of mouth or other media.

Nice article this week, thanks again for sharing and making Wednesday morning a little more enjoyable.

[mbarlow]

Fun article to read. I enjoy the semi-playful descriptions and creative wordsmithing that you use.


I prefer to gloss over the ATM part of the experience as I find no eroticism in it whatsoever, but the c$@k-ring holds some interest. Never tried one and not sure I will, but it's interesting to read about.
absolutely

One of the more surprising aspects was the brief reference to porn on the tv. I wonder if ATM would even occur to most of us if it hadn't first been seen in porn. I suppose that might apply to a number of acts. Doesn't mean they're wrong since we learn most things from books, articles (Maggie on Top included), word of mouth or other media.

Nice article this week, thanks again for sharing and making Wednesday morning a little more enjoyable.
thank you very much!

The column was very good, especially in continuing off of the one from a few weeks ago. I don't know what's wrong, I kill spiders here and there and never do I get such consideration... Ha!

some women just do not appreciate effective and timely arachnid elimination
I think ATM is one of those heat of the moment things, and the fact that we've seen it in porn, and given it an acronym, makes us more aware of it when it happens...I've known girls who refuse to give a blowjob after my dick has been anywhere, and I know some that enjoy tasting themselves after..the latter one's are much more fun...I've never done ATM, but i've licked a girls but on occasion and it was never planned, just sort of happened in the heat of the moment. Lots of things sexually, would never happen if you gave them much though, but damn if they don't often feel really really good...

well said

[chick_on_a_stick]

Awesome article Maggie! So did David's penis taste any different or what? I do not think you ate poop, I think you just trusted that you have an extremely clean butt and had nothing to worry about! Are cockrings in any way painful?

[mbarlow]

Awesome article Maggie! So did David's penis taste any different or what? I do not think you ate poop, I think you just trusted that you have an extremely clean butt and had nothing to worry about! Are cockrings in any way painful?

yeah, there was a difference...an ungood difference.

I wonder about the discomfort of wearing one too. He said it kinda gets numb after awhile. It did leave a red ring around his dick afterwards, but it is gone now.