What a weekend

[mbarlow]

I am pretty sure I peed straight Patron this morning.

[doublejay]

I am pretty sure I peed straight Patron this morning.

if you have to go again, can I watch?

[Clint]

sweet!! we get another good story this week!!

[runner73074]

I am pretty sure I peed straight Patron this morning.

Rules!!

[?]

I am pretty sure I peed straight Patron this morning.


Dear Diary,


I added number 1001 to the list of things that make me a attention whore and scum. Also my liver hurts, lungs hurt and there is a donkey in my living room with a box of used condoms, over all it was a borning weekend.

Love Maggs


P.S I wish I was Casey Anthony, she has everything I ever wanted, a bigger rack, a child and fame.

[runner73074]

You want to see Maggie pee? Some guys are freaked by this. The mister doesn't want to partake in my business in the potty and immediately leaves if he enters while I am peeing. Apparently in his mind, girls don't pee either.

Actually it doesn't bother me. When my wife is peeing it doesn't bug me, but it drives her crazy.

[beercats2000]

You want to see Maggie pee? Some guys are freaked by this. The mister doesn't want to partake in my business in the potty and immediately leaves if he enters while I am peeing. Apparently in his mind, girls don't pee either.

Peeing doesn't bother me at all, but if she's doing 'other' business, the door better be closed. Girls don't poop.

[bill s preston esq]

You want to see Maggie pee? Some guys are freaked by this. The mister doesn't want to partake in my business in the potty and immediately leaves if he enters while I am peeing. Apparently in his mind, girls don't pee either.

I don't like the sound of other peoples' pee hitting the water. Grosses me out.

[mbarlow]

I don't like the sound of other peoples' pee hitting the water. Grosses me out.

Does your pee have a unique sound when it hits the water?

[Morning_afterer]

I don't like the sound of other peoples' pee hitting the water. Grosses me out.

Aim for the porcelain, less splatter...

[beercats2000]

Dear Diary,


I added number 1001 to the list of things that make me a attention whore and scum. Also my liver hurts, lungs hurt and there is a donkey in my living room with a box of used condoms, over all it was a borning weekend.

Love Maggs


P.S I wish I was Casey Anthony, she has everything I ever wanted, a bigger rack, a child and fame.

You must be a miserable piece of fuck.

[BigAlCardsFan]

You must be a miserable piece of fuck.

I agree with you that they must be (no idea if it's male or female, or both, but I tend to believe it's male), but ignoring them is for the best. They go away when they stop getting attention..

[beercats2000]

I agree with you that they must be (no idea if it's male or female, or both, but I tend to believe it's male), but ignoring them is for the best. They go away when they stop getting attention..

I guess so. It's just mind boggling that someone could be so upset and offended by this stuff yet continue to read it so he/she can pass his/her moral judgement.

[BigAlCardsFan]

I guess so. It's just mind boggling that someone could be so upset and offended by this stuff yet continue to read it so he/she can pass his/her moral judgement.

The funny thing is, we don't know if it's actually offended, or if it just wants to be an ass..

He's probably offended that a woman enjoys sex more than he does or, even more likely, his wife does (which is likely to be a lot more women than he knows about, but would never admit..)

[Madcap79]

Really, 200 people on here? Too crowded. You are so popular maggie

[beercats2000]

Really, 200 people on here? Too crowded. You are so popular maggie


No, the board is fucked up. It's supposed to be "2."

[mbarlow]

No, the board is fucked up. It's supposed to be "2."

That is more believable.

[beercats2000]

That is more believable.


Yeah, the board is adding 2 zeros to the end of it's numbers. That's why Cheezy was shocked to learn my cock is 1100 inches long.

[mbarlow]

Yeah, the board is adding 2 zeros to the end of it's numbers. That's why Cheezy was shocked to learn my cock is 1100 inches long.

This example does little to validate your theory.

[mamaredbird]

I don't like the sound of other peoples' pee hitting the water. Grosses me out.

Also, other peoples' pee is stinky.