An interview with Nick

[mbarlow]

okay, so I sat down Monday night and kinda interviewed Nick, in hopes of making a column out of it. He was forthcoming after awhile, and the interview is kinda funny, and there is a genuine twist to the whole thing; which might make the idea more unique than it sounds.

Your thoughts on what overall reader interest might be to the premise of this idea, please...

[ylex0t]

I am sure all of us little pervs who read will enjoy your article as we do all the rest. Of course except for the closet cases who whould bitch if U gave them a million dollars, but you didnt pay the taxes.

[bill s preston esq]

He's gay, right?

[mbarlow]

He's gay, right?

No, but I could prolly persuade him. Send me a PM.

[fucifino]

The thing my wife and I like most about Maggie's columns is that it unfolds like a t.v. show....we're both eagerly waiting for Maggie and David to get on the Nick Experience...

I have to say my guess at the twist is that David had already told Nick about the column and that Nick is an avid reader of it...

the million to 1 odds is that Nick and David are secretly the ? asshat

[mbarlow]

The thing my wife and I like most about Maggie's columns is that it unfolds like a t.v. show....we're both eagerly waiting for Maggie and David to get on the Nick Experience...

I have to say my guess at the twist is that David had already told Nick about the column and that Nick is an avid reader of it...

the million to 1 odds is that Nick and David are secretly the ? asshat

Hmmmm.

[mbarlow]

I am making a list of things I want to know about Nick.

He will do your butt.

Was there something else?

[remo.williams]

so, what are the chances that he'll post on here after the interview?

[cards_252]

So does Nick live with you guys? Is he desperately trying to find a new place to live?

[mbarlow]

So does Nick live with you guys? Is he desperately trying to find a new place to live?

He did live with us for a couple of months. He has his own place now.

[mbarlow]

so, what are the chances that he'll post on here after the interview?

he just knows the name of the site. He has the attention span of a gnat, he will never figure out how to post.

[cards_252]

He did live with us for a couple of months. He has his own place now.

Good for him.

[remo.williams]

he just knows the name of the site. He has the attention span of a gnat, he will never figure out how to post.

b/c you know things would get real fun/ interesting if he was on here.

[remo.williams]

Ok...couple of questions:

1) Is Nick Democrat or Republican?
2) Is he an only child?
3) When coloring, does he prefer markers or crayons?
4) What is his favorite color?
5) If he had to pick a super power, what would it be?
6) Would he play golf with a girl who has a pink golf bag?
7) Would he feel silly drinking a pina colada with an umbrella in it?

Ok...that is it. These are super important questions so please ask.

you're a fun date aren't ya

[mbarlow]

Ok...couple of questions:

1) Is Nick Democrat or Republican?
2) Is he an only child?
3) When coloring, does he prefer markers or crayons?
4) What is his favorite color?
5) If he had to pick a super power, what would it be?
6) Would he play golf with a girl who has a pink golf bag?
7) Would he feel silly drinking a pina colada with an umbrella in it?

Ok...that is it. These are super important questions so please ask.

I already interviewed him, "Ms. Multi-syllable words really fuck me up".

[remo.williams]

HA! Do you know how long it has been since I have been on a date? Oh holy hell.

I'll be at jimmy johns in 20 minutes. I have a coupon.

[mbarlow]

I think I am offended.

Sorry, I may follow up with a couple of those though. As I was writing the column last night, way too many of my questions were about me...go figure, huh?

[H.W.C.]

HA! Do you know how long it has been since I have been on a date? Oh holy hell.

yikes!!
same here
does sitting next to each other on the couch count?

[BigAlCardsFan]

Ok...couple of questions:

1) Is Nick Democrat or Republican?
2) Is he an only child?
3) When coloring, does he prefer markers or crayons?
4) What is his favorite color?
5) If he had to pick a super power, what would it be?
6) Would he play golf with a girl who has a pink golf bag?
7) Would he feel silly drinking a pina colada with an umbrella in it?

Ok...that is it. These are super important questions so please ask.

WHAT!!!!?????

No "Would ya?"????????!!!!!!!

You gotta get with the game..

[mbarlow]

I already found out the only "would ya" I need to know.

Ha!

[imo6]

Really, girls? Your misters don't take you out on dates?

[BigAlCardsFan]

Really, girls? Your misters don't take you out on dates?

I'm OLD, and my wife and I do the DATE thing.. Even if it's not all that often..

[imo6]

I'm OLD, and my wife and I do the DATE thing.. Even if it's not all that often..

I love going out on dates. There's always something to do ... even if it is just going for a few drinks.

[BigAlCardsFan]

I love going out on dates. There's always something to do ... even if it is just going for a few drinks.

We tend to do the Movie and dinner thing.. (yeah, we're dorky..)

[imo6]

We tend to do the Movie and dinner thing.. (yeah, we're dorky..)

Nothing wrong with that either.

[BigAlCardsFan]

Nothing wrong with that either.

Nope.

I enjoy going out and being regular people, as opposed to being "old married couple"... It really helps. You get to talk about things you just don't get to, or can't, when the kids are around. And it's likely the most time we've spent around each other, with nothing else going on, in quite a while..

[imo6]

Nope.

I enjoy going out and being regular people, as opposed to being "old married couple"... It really helps. You get to talk about things you just don't get to, or can't, when the kids are around. And it's likely the most time we've spent around each other, with nothing else going on, in quite a while..

I don't know much about marriage ... but it sounds like this is what makes a good one.

[bill s preston esq]

We tend to do the Movie and dinner thing.. (yeah, we're dorky..)

That's my idea of a good night out. I hate large social gatherings and bars fit in to that for me. When we were in our early 30's, we hung out with a friend and ended up downtown in "clubs" quite a bit. Totally not my thing at all.

[BigAlCardsFan]

That's my idea of a good night out. I hate large social gatherings and bars fit in to that for me. When we were in our early 30's, we hung out with a friend and ended up downtown in "clubs" quite a bit. Totally not my thing at all.

Yeah... I spent more than enough time, and money, in the bars while I was in my 20s. I'm too old for that stuff now.

I would enjoy meeting some of the message board folks, but I'm not going downtown to some bar to do it.. I would consider a Happy Hour, but I'm not going downtown for that either...

[bill s preston esq]

I would enjoy meeting some of the message board folks, but I'm not going downtown to some bar to do it.. I would consider a Happy Hour, but I'm not going downtown for that either...

That's me, 100%.

[imo6]

Yeah... I spent more than enough time, and money, in the bars while I was in my 20s. I'm too old for that stuff now.

I would enjoy meeting some of the message board folks, but I'm not going downtown to some bar to do it.. I would consider a Happy Hour, but I'm not going downtown for that either...

That's me, 100%.

I'll come hang out with you old, married dudes. I ain't skerred.

[bill s preston esq]

I'll come hang out with you old, married dudes. I ain't skerred.

I can't have you and your large penis near my wife.

[imo6]

My husband is an old, married dude.

But aren't you a hot, young babe?

[imo6]

I can't have you and your large penis near my wife.

She'd probably be scared of my tongue too.

[BigAlCardsFan]

Yes, he is lucky.

edit: he isn't THAT old.

Trophy Wife??

[imo6]

Yes, he is lucky.

edit: he isn't THAT old.

I agree!

[BigAlCardsFan]

My nieces seem to think that is the case.

Are you and they the same age?

[BigAlCardsFan]

My sister is 12 years older than me. I was an aunt at nine. The older we get the closer we have gotten.

So you're the "cool" aunt?

[BigAlCardsFan]

I am....I like it.

I'll bet you are... And I bet you do..

[mbarlow]

Ok...couple of questions:

1) Is Nick Democrat or Republican?
2) Is he an only child?
3) When coloring, does he prefer markers or crayons?
4) What is his favorite color?
5) If he had to pick a super power, what would it be?
6) Would he play golf with a girl who has a pink golf bag?
7) Would he feel silly drinking a pina colada with an umbrella in it?

Ok...that is it. These are super important questions so please ask.


Okay, I asked him these two tonight.

[BigAlCardsFan]

Okay, I asked him these two tonight.

Are they still going in the column? Or are you going to let us know what he said?

[mbarlow]

Are they still going in the column? Or are you going to let us know what he said?

I will blend them in there.

Hey, is StlGirla gone?

[Harley]

I will blend them in there.


Hey, is StlGirla gone?


yeah, she called it a night a few minutes ago.

[mbarlow]

yeah, she called it a night a few minutes ago.

Yeah, Nick is on his way over. I was gonna make him play with me on here.

[BigAlCardsFan]

Yeah, Nick is on his way over. I was gonna make him play with me on here.

Well, we're here.. And maybe HWC will want to play...

[Harley]

Yeah, Nick is on his way over. I was gonna make him play with me on here.


StlGirla will be sorry she wussed out.