I need a new avatar.

[mbarlow]

your thoughts...

[remo.williams]

your thoughts...

oh lord...this is going to be interesting.

[BigAlCardsFan]

oh lord...this is going to be interesting.

I hear that SOMEONE has a whole email full of options from which you can choose....

[BigAlCardsFan]

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p208/lilleypad25/N2MRCAXFGFB4CAPNEDWDCADSO1OTCA3VBYZ.jpg

Nice.... She's going to find a picture of Bea Arthur and inflict that on us for MONTHS!


Way to go..

[remo.williams]

i think the easiest way to figure this out is to ask a few questions:

do you have a favorite sports team?
movie/ tv character?
is there something that you find either ironic or funny?
do you have a picture you like that is sexual in nature?
do you have time to google a random image?

or you could do what i like and go back to the one that says

"I may not be the prettiest girl here, but I am the one talking to you"

[mbarlow]

I will have to think on this.

I wish my brain was bigger.

[Deega13]

I hear that SOMEONE has a whole email full of options from which you can choose....

its not me and im not happy about it...

[remo.williams]

Did you really just ask those three questions?

no. I left my computer for a minute and i think the cook...i mean accountant...came over and typed it.

[BigAlCardsFan]

its not me and im not happy about it...

You're not happy that it's not you? Or you're not happy about "it", period??

I'm not happy about "it".

It's just like back in school. One person screws up, and everyone has to pay the price..

[BigAlCardsFan]

Do you like carrots?

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s4/karsmi123/f/f2303.jpg

That's awesome!

[remo.williams]

Oh...now I understand.

get your funny on :)

[remo.williams]

holiday themes are nice

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo298/remowilliams_stl/halloween-bat-moon-clipart.jpg

[mbarlow]

holiday themes are nice

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo298/remowilliams_stl/halloween-bat-moon-clipart.jpg


I like that idea.

[BigAlCardsFan]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/1493126518_da3362eed5.jpg?v=1191638055

Circus Pumpkins??

[mbarlow]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/1493126518_da3362eed5.jpg?v=1191638055

awesome.

[BigAlCardsFan]

Did I go too far? I apologize.

Are you KIDDING???!!!


This is the best we've seen in here this week!!







(I am teasing, of course......)






(okay, not really, but you know..)

[bill s preston esq]

http://logo.cafepress.com/1/4674911.1268581.jpg

[bill s preston esq]

http://nds2.content.mosh.nokia.com/entity/5/3B4B408D696C55CBE040050AEE04419B/192x192.jpg

[bill s preston esq]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/other/funny/191.jpg

[bill s preston esq]

http://www.mykaussie.com/images/tshirt7.jpg

[bill s preston esq]

http://i37.tinypic.com/mua79w.jpg

[mbarlow]

http://nds2.content.mosh.nokia.com/entity/5/3B4B408D696C55CBE040050AEE04419B/192x192.jpg
awesome

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/other/funny/191.jpg
you are just taunting me now

http://www.mykaussie.com/images/tshirt7.jpg
I swear, if those were mine, I would not own a shirt.

[BigAlCardsFan]

awesome


you are just taunting me now


I swear, if those were mine, I would not own a shirt.

And then you wouldn't have to worry about no one knowing about you..

[bill s preston esq]

I swear, if those were mine, I would not own a shirt.

If those belonged to my wife, I'd have 5 posts.

[mbarlow]

If those belonged to my wife, I'd have 5 posts.

Post of the century.

[bill s preston esq]

I second that but I am confused why you would even have 5?

For the 5 times I'd be on here posting pictures of them.

[imo6]

For the 5 times I'd be on here posting pictures of them.

You must not have gotten the memo. That's not allowed here anymore.

[mbarlow]

So, are you gonna use an avatar again?

[bill s preston esq]

I don't know but I am tired and should probably go to bed

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn. I totally missed that.

[mbarlow]

Probably not

not you, needle dick.

[mbarlow]

Yes I am searching for the perfect one.

you should put one up of my butt, and I will put one up of yours...fuckers

[mbarlow]

I would bet that someone is "fixing" that post as I type.

[bill s preston esq]

I'm offended by your avatar.

[mbarlow]

I'm offended by your avatar.

I am looking, cupcake.

[imo6]

I am offended by everything ... and very easily. There had not better be any shenanigans in here, or I'm calling the Better Business Bureau.

[BigAlCardsFan]

you should put one up of my butt, and I will put one up of yours...fuckers

I'm 100% behind this option.. And I'm tired of StlGirla not having an avatar...



(HA!)

[imo6]

I'm 100% behind this option.. And I'm tired of StlGirla not having an avatar...



(HA!)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[mbarlow]

Ok...so I like my butt in jeans...you wanna do butt shots in jeans.

yes, please

[imo6]

Ok...so I like my butt in jeans...you wanna do butt shots in jeans.

I was going to make a comment that it would be nice if there was underwear hanging out of the top of said jeans, but I thought that might be creepy.

[imo6]

Whew...thanks Imo.

I aim to please.

[remo.williams]

Ok...so I like my butt in jeans...you wanna do butt shots in jeans.

are two trying to start a new trend?

[BigAlCardsFan]

are two trying to start a new trend?

A trend which included StlGirla having an avatar is a good thing. And if her butt is involved, that's even better..

[BigAlCardsFan]

Ok...well first off, I don't wear granny panties...and second most of the time when I am wearing jeans it is impossible for my underwear to hang out because.........I will let you guys figure that out.

The old "thong hangin' out the top in the back" thing..

[mbarlow]

Ok...well first off, I don't wear granny panties...and second most of the time when I am wearing jeans it is impossible for my underwear to hang out because.........I will let you guys figure that out.

you are a commando cock-kabob?

[mbarlow]

Hey bitch....that's MY avatar.

okay, I have a thong one.

[remo.williams]

Hey bitch....that's MY avatar.

no...that's YOU in HER avatar

right?

[BigAlCardsFan]

you are a commando cock-kabob?

I thought that was the thing.. Maggie puts StlGirla's butt/jeans in her avatar, and vice versa..

[remo.williams]

you are a commando cock-kabob?

i don't buy it.

[bill s preston esq]

Ok...well first off, I don't wear granny panties...and second most of the time when I am wearing jeans it is impossible for my underwear to hang out because.........

you wear "mom" jeans?

http://lifeincolor.typepad.com/life_in_color/images/mom2.jpg

[remo.williams]

I am.



remo...I don't have an ass shot yet.




I see what you are doing.

yet? yet?

i am doing nothing. stating opinion.

[BigAlCardsFan]

Nice avatars, ladies!

[mbarlow]

I found the one I want of you. The only shot available at the moment of my ass is the one on my profile page. Sorry guys.

that butt looks huge, I thought it was yours.

[remo.williams]

I found the one I want of you. The only shot available at the moment of my ass is the one on my profile page. Sorry guys.

5....4...3...2...1

waiting for the post

[MartiniAtSunset]

tres bien, mbarlow

[BigAlCardsFan]

Easy skank bait.

That's an odd looking pic, StlGirla.. Is that Maggie's butt?

[MartiniAtSunset]

it looks sort of like a full moon tonight, or perhaps a blue moon? very nice stlgirla

[mbarlow]

tres bien, mbarlow

merci

[mbarlow]

Easy skank bait.

good one, did you google "insulting names to call morally-impaired females?"

[mbarlow]

That's an odd looking pic, StlGirla.. Is that Maggie's butt?

uh, no, that girl is not wearing any underwear

[BigAlCardsFan]

uh, no, that girl is not wearing any underwear

Couldn't tell from the pic... Looks like it's taken from a still on TV or a computer screen...

[remo.williams]

so who was that in the avatar before?

[BigAlCardsFan]

I'm just glad to see StlGirla with an avatar.. I don't care WHOSE butt it is..

[remo.williams]

I'm just glad to see StlGirla with an avatar.. I don't care WHOSE butt it is..

whoa whoa...i do care.

i can go without seeing certain asses.

[mbarlow]

are we good with these?

[remo.williams]

are we good with these?

and by we, you mean? you two or everyone else?

[H.W.C.]

I like them :D

hawt schtuff

[mbarlow]

and by we, you mean? you two or everyone else?

I mean girla

[mbarlow]

I think maybe mine should be less revealing

[remo.williams]

I mean girla

number of hours/ days before Avatar II: Asses on Film rears its head?

[bill s preston esq]

I like them :D

hawt schtuff

OK. You take a picture of your butt in jeans and I'll take a picture of mine and then we can trade and use them as avatars.

[remo.williams]

I think maybe mine should be less revealing

spackle

[BigAlCardsFan]

are we good with these?

Yes!

[bill s preston esq]

That's an odd looking pic, StlGirla.. Is that Maggie's butt?

I think StlGirla has assplants.

[mbarlow]

OK. You take a picture of your butt in jeans and I'll take a picture of mine and then we can trade and use them as avatars.

you would not do that.

[H.W.C.]

OK. You take a picture of your butt in jeans and I'll take a picture of mine and then we can trade and use them as avatars.

hmmm...sounds iffy

[Harley]

Can I make an ass out of myself?

[mbarlow]

I think StlGirla has assplants.

I am sure she would never surgically enhance her body

[mbarlow]

Can I make an ass out of myself?

ha!

[BigAlCardsFan]

I think maybe mine should be less revealing

Your's looks great..

[MiddleIrish]

Can you see the scar?

No, the doc did a good job of hiding it in the crack.

[mbarlow]

OK. You take a picture of your butt in jeans and I'll take a picture of mine and then we can trade and use them as avatars.

hey, you can photoshop. I will take one more similar to girla's, and you blend them together, and use it for your avatar.....maybe.

[BigAlCardsFan]

I can tell you I'd need TWO avatars to get my butt in there...

[mbarlow]

Thank you, Harley!

who is next?

[Harley]

Thank you, Harley!

who is next?

I was hoping it wouldn't be a thread killer.

[H.W.C.]

I was hoping it wouldn't be a thread killer.

no I wish I had the chaps to take an ass pic in

[BigAlCardsFan]

Thank you, Harley!

who is next?

Nice avatar, Maggie..

[BigAlCardsFan]

no I wish I had the chaps to take an ass pic in

HWC needs a pic of the baby chick from behind.. (although she could stand in for the "chick" and I don't think anyone would complain..)

[bill s preston esq]

I can tell you I'd need TWO avatars to get my butt in there...

Ha!!

Post it in letterbox format. That'll fix it...and it'll be artsy at the same time.

[BigAlCardsFan]

Whale Tail!!!!

I was going to say "It's not big at all!"... then I got what you meant..

Very good, StlGirla..

[BigAlCardsFan]

Ha!!

Post it in letterbox format. That'll fix it...and it'll be artsy at the same time.

Artsy... That makes me nervous.. I don't know how I would get a picture of my butt... Maybe I'll work on that.. Give me some time..

[MiddleIrish]

Goodnight Girla. Sleep well.

[Harley]

OK boys and girlas, I am wiped. I was up until 2 and got up at 5:30. I need sleep. I will talk to you spunk munchers tomorrow.

Keep ass avatars alive!!!!!!!!!

Have a good night.

[bill s preston esq]

OK boys and girlas, I am wiped. I was up until 2 and got up at 5:30. I need sleep. I will talk to you spunk munchers tomorrow.

Keep ass avatars alive!!!!!!!!!

You're going to miss my ass avatar.

[mbarlow]

You're going to miss my ass avatar.

I am waiting.

[MiddleIrish]

You're going to miss my ass avatar.

will that be your ass, death's ass, or death with your ass bill?

[BigAlCardsFan]

OK boys and girlas, I am wiped. I was up until 2 and got up at 5:30. I need sleep. I will talk to you spunk munchers tomorrow.

Keep ass avatars alive!!!!!!!!!

Good night..

[bill s preston esq]

I am waiting.

It's going to show a little underwear. Will that offend you?

[mbarlow]

It's going to show a little underwear. Will that offend you?

mine, or yours?

[bill s preston esq]

I am waiting.

Did you see it? It's pretty awesome.

[mbarlow]

Did you see it? It's pretty awesome.

No...I am not good at this. I am always on the other end.

[bill s preston esq]

No...I am not good at this. I am always on the other end.

Well. It only took me roughly 18 months to finally catch one of yours. Someday you'll get to see my sweet ass.

[mbarlow]

Well. It only took me roughly 18 months to finally catch one of yours. Someday you'll get to see my sweet ass.

you did not do it!

[Julie]

Well. It only took me roughly 18 months to finally catch one of yours. Someday you'll get to see my sweet ass.

Don't worry maggie, there's a trauma group to help you out once you've seen it...just pm me and I'll give you the meeting times.

[bill s preston esq]

you did not do it!

You're not going to reverse psychology me in to posting it again. It was up for a couple of minutes. I felt naked and alone.

[mbarlow]

Don't worry maggie, there's a trauma group to help you out once you've seen it...just pm me and I'll give you the meeting times.

thanks.

and yikes!

[Harley]

You're not going to reverse psychology me in to posting it again. It was up for a couple of minutes. I felt naked and alone.



Dude, there was probably a lot of right clicking going on so it will surely show up again.

[bill s preston esq]

and yikes!

If that is a real picture and a real woman, if she asked me if I wanted to see it, I'd say yes.

[bill s preston esq]

Dude, there was probably a lot of right clicking going on so it will surely show up again.

That doesn't happen around here.

[Harley]

That doesn't happen around here.



Oh yeah, I forgot.

[mbarlow]

Okay, Nick is here. I gotta get out of here.

I will see everyone tomorrow!

[BigAlCardsFan]

Okay, Nick is here. I gotta get out of here.

I will see everyone tomorrow!

Bye, Maggie!

[Harley]

Okay, Nick is here. I gotta get out of here.

I will see everyone tomorrow!
Enjoy yourself. Good night

[bill s preston esq]

Okay, Nick is here. I gotta get out of here.

I will see everyone tomorrow!

Don't let his penis fall into your mouth or vagina.

[Julie]

Don't let his penis fall into your mouth or vagina.


Note: Bill did NOT say butthole.

[bill s preston esq]

Note: Bill did NOT say butthole.

That's not cheating.

[nxt]

did I miss something? are we switching our avatars to butts now????

Sure

[mbarlow]

did I miss something? are we switching our avatars to butts now????

butts in jeans, please.

[nxt]

hmmmm, wonder if i can find this

Come over I will take it for ya.

[DannyMcGrath]

Why lord why do I not log on the nights the good stuff is going on!!!

[remo.williams]

butts in jeans, please.

awww...i have none in jeans. that's a shame. you all will miss out.

[bill s preston esq]

Why lord why do I not log on the nights the good stuff is going on!!!

You missed mine. It was up for 2 minutes. It was so popular, the site crashed so I took it down.