Have you ever? A true masturbation story

[itsvon]

been in the middle of a bot session and heard someone moving around and you knew that you had time to stop and not get caught, but were too caught up in just blowing your load that you said, "fuck it. if they catch me, they catch me." and you get off just in time to throw your shirt down to cover up the cum belly and pretend you were just checking out how much your ozzie smith rookie card was?

because this has happened to me, not recently, but when i was away at school or if i end up passing out at a friends house. most recently i went back with a female friend and was using her portable porn machine at the dining room table while she was still sleeping. she almost busted me but then made me come lay in bed with her. so there i am, laying in bed cuddling with this girl and she is rubbing my shirt all over my stomach. smearing my ejaculate all over my stomach.

[itsvon]

portable porn machine?

laptop

[bgdog86]

Well done Von.

[Trooper McCue]

Why didnt you just fuck HER?

[Brad_Lee]

Why didnt you just fuck HER?

He's a virg. I thought everyone knew that. He's saving himself.

[itsvon]

Why didnt you just fuck HER?

im a virgin

[Brad_Lee]

Told you so.

[Trooper McCue]

im a virgin


We all make choices.

[itsvon]

We all make choices.

not a choice, im pretty much a freak. people say i look like don mossi

[Picante]

Man, I really shouldn't be reading this board during class.
My teacher is looking at me now in a questioning manner.

Well done sir.

[Trooper McCue]

not a choice, im pretty much a freak. people say i look like don mossi

So it's by default then. Interesting.

I think you'll find someone eventually. Everyone does. Just ask Timmy.

[Deega13]

not a choice, im pretty much a freak. people say i look like don mossi

its true, i have heard

[cards_252]

http://members.aol.com/deutschfox/page/donny2.jpg

[Hoofbite]

been in the middle of a bot session and heard someone moving around and you knew that you had time to stop and not get caught, but were too caught up in just blowing your load that you said, "fuck it. if they catch me, they catch me." and you get off just in time to throw your shirt down to cover up the cum belly and pretend you were just checking out how much your ozzie smith rookie card was?

because this has happened to me, not recently, but when i was away at school or if i end up passing out at a friends house. most recently i went back with a female friend and was using her portable porn machine at the dining room table while she was still sleeping. she almost busted me but then made me come lay in bed with her. so there i am, laying in bed cuddling with this girl and she is rubbing my shirt all over my stomach. smearing my ejaculate all over my stomach.I'm alittle disappointed, I've read beter from you/

[effdup]

I was in middle school, riding in the back seat of my best friends car. We were driving up to Iowa. It was me, my friend, and his mom was driving. So I hunkered down between the seats and rubbed one out while my friend was in the front seat sleeping and his mom was driving. I thought for the longest time that I got away with it, but how could mom not know.

[effdup]

Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

[D-Rock]

I was in middle school, riding in the back seat of my best friends car. We were driving up to Iowa. It was me, my friend, and his mom was driving. So I hunkered down between the seats and rubbed one out while my friend was in the front seat sleeping and his mom was driving. I thought for the longest time that I got away with it, but how could mom not know.
Were you friends with Master Splinter? This sounds just like his "canned biscuits" story.

[itsvon]

I'm alittle disappointed, I've read beter from you/

i know, i had more but got tired and went to bed.