cheating

[remo.williams]

maggie's thread about cell phones got me thinking.

how close have you come to actually cheating on your significant other.

(and naked dry humping with your husbands best friend does not count) :)

a few incredibly explicit sex conversations with a coworker is the closest for me.
business trips + alcohol practically invite that shit. I am thankful that we were in a place with other coworkers at the time, but curious what would have happened if we had not been.

[remo.williams]

I am having an internet affair with Maggie, does that count?

does your husband know about it.

[bill s preston esq]

CNN was on.

Damn liberals.

[BigAlCardsFan]

I have told him yes but I don't think he was listening. CNN was on.

For me, it would be a Cardinals game..

[mbarlow]

Aside from the Melbourne lesbos, I am clean of any marital indiscretions...9/30/08...4:09 PM, Eastern

[remo.williams]

I have told him yes but I don't think he was listening. CNN was on.

so you're saying he's not concerned about maggie? or more concerned with wolf blitzer.

[cw113]

I think another aspect to this question would be:

How many people COULD cheat and not have horrible horrible guilt afterwards about it. No matter how bad I wanted too, I know I would feel like the biggest piece of shit when it was done. Therefore, I too am in a celibate, I mean monogamous relationship.

[remo.williams]

Hmmm....good point. Maybe he is having an affair with Wolf....or Lou. wow. He should be answering this one.


My marital record is clean btw.

lou? awww shit. please tell me mr. independent is not the reason for his 'non interest'

[ylex0t]

Mine is clean, hers not so much

[remo.williams]

He likes Lou. He listens to Lou. He talks back to him sometimes. It is sad really. However, it comes in useful in situations when I have just gone shopping.

"Look honey, I bought a new pair of boots today. They were $400."

"Uh huh."

Then I leave the room.

those better be some fancy ass $400 boots

[mbarlow]

those better be some fancy ass $400 boots

She has $6,000 boobs.

What is $400 for boots?

[remo.williams]

She has $6,000 boobs.

What is $400 for boots?

is that $6000 per or for the pair?

[ylex0t]

is that $6000 per or for the pair?

Gotta buy em as a pair, that would be like tryin to buy 1 boot for $300

[ylex0t]

They think for me too...you know, since I have a small brain and all.



Somehow he appreciates the boobs more. Weird.

So do we, so do we.

[remo.williams]

They think for me too...you know, since I have a small brain and all.

you do?

Gotta buy em as a pair, that would be like tryin to buy 1 boot for $300

i know you buy them as a pair...i was wondering if it as 6k for the pair or for each

So do we, so do we.

we haven't seen the boots yet.

[ylex0t]

You are a much more forgiving person than myself.



I can't imagine only getting one. Weird.



So did we, so did we. That is appropriate now-a-days.

Or just a big sucker.

1 boot now that would just be silly.

makes me sad:(