How can you tell for sure

[mbarlow]

if a message board poster is secretly gay?

Does anyone know?

I see guys kid about it often, but I think that just means they are confident with their heterosexuality. If one guy offers (on a message board) to have some kind of sex with another guy...they are just kidding around.

But, there seem to be some truly homo-attractions on message boards, so I was just wondering if anyone knew how to tell.

Discuss.

[jwneeter]

Just wave this badboy over your monitor next time you're suspicious.

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/09/Picture%2010.png

[remo.williams]

I am just assuming that they are all gay, except for the ones I like. They are manly men, with great bodies, huge peni, and hot wives/gfs.

is peni plural?

i just got my ass kick by a 6'6" german so i don't know how manly i am, im a relatively short irish guy, with only one penis, but my wife is hot.

[remo.williams]

I could have said penises but I liked peni better.

it sounds like peni butter.

[remo.williams]

I had that for lunch.

bad ass

[mbarlow]

I guess it is just normal male behavior. I was just asking.

[remo.williams]

I guess it is just normal male behavior. I was just asking.

judging by national statistics...im sure there's at least a small percentage that are. if not, curious.

[remo.williams]

I see guys kid about it oftens.

dave and nick?

[scoops]

So if a "friend" likes to lather up the peanut butter on himself but only for male dogs- does that make him gay?

[scoops]

is that like saying if I fuck you in the ass it makes you gay and not me right?
I guess that depends, what if I am passed out while you are fucking me in the ass- does that make me gay? What if I wake up and feel refreshed and happy, although a little sore?

[scoops]

is that like saying if I fuck you in the ass it makes you gay and not me right?
This reminds me of a different scenario- I guy that I casually knew in high school was trying to get this girl, she agreed but only if it was a 3 way, male high and the other guy wanted to perform oral on the guy that I knew. The guy I knew acquiesced, and never did any touching of the other guy, and he was performing on the girl while receiving oral from the other guy. Is this a gay act?

[remo.williams]

This reminds me of a different scenario- I guy that I casually knew in high school was trying to get this girl, she agreed but only if it was a 3 way, male high and the other guy wanted to perform oral on the guy that I knew. The guy I knew acquiesced, and never did any touching of the other guy, and he was performing on the girl while receiving oral from the other guy. Is this a gay act?

yes...and its gay that he told you about it.

[mbarlow]

yes...and its gay that he told you about it.

awesome.

[remo.williams]

awesome.

one more awesome from maggie and I get a set up steak knives

...or another thread about me in the corner.

either way is cool with me.

[RolandC]

if a message board poster is secretly gay?

Does anyone know?

I see guys kid about it often, but I think that just means they are confident with their heterosexuality. If one guy offers (on a message board) to have some kind of sex with another guy...they are just kidding around.

But, there seem to be some truly homo-attractions on message boards, so I was just wondering if anyone knew how to tell.

Discuss.

Well, eff thinks I am gay because I was talking hair style with Stlgirla, so maybe you are on to something.

I am pretty sure the "faux-gay" exchange between two guys is actually just a mask for general affinity of a non-sexual manner. However, if a guy foolishly says something remotely polite or anything not typically manly to another guy, they look like they are REALLY gay, so instead they resort to the pretend gay stuff.

Is that irony and/or am I gay for expressing it? Hmmmm....

[scoops]

I would agree- and he didn't actually tell me about, somehow this rumor started up (so it's probably not even true, but it's funnier if it is and I'm going with that) and it spread like wildfire. I heard it from someone else.

[bill s preston esq]

if a message board poster is secretly gay?

Does anyone know?

When they start asking to see clothed pictures of you sitting in a chair.

[remo.williams]

When they start asking to see clothed pictures of you sitting in a chair.

that would mean...

[remo.williams]

that I want to be Bill's hag.

is it gay to know the hag reference?

and i think you'll have to fight maggie for rights

[bill s preston esq]

I love Maggie for her mind.

[remo.williams]

yeah for me

i've just been granted admin rights...lets do some downloading

[bill s preston esq]

and for her chair pic.

that goes without saying

[remo.williams]

what?

sorry...i got excited. they moved me from the fryer to the milkshake machine.

just thought i'd share.

[remo.williams]

Ok....well I like milkshakes.

Maggie's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

chocolate

and give me back my damn tee.

[Goosie]

Damn, I say something on the Corner in a thread and rides over here. Dang ut.

[mbarlow]

Damn, I say something on the Corner in a thread and rides over here. Dang ut.

You mentioned that you were gay on the Corner?

[Goosie]

You mentioned that you were gay on the Corner?

Yea. I don't even have a girlfriend.

[remo.williams]

Yea. I don't even have a girlfriend.

really? i find this hard to believe

I have at least 3 of them here at work alone.