So...what's up? (NSFW)

[mbarlow]

anything big happen in here today?

I will hang up and listen.

[Steve Kline's Bird]

big?

Is it always about size?

[Brad_Lee]

If I told you, I'd have to delete you.

[mbarlow]

big?

Is it always about size?

it is often about size, although skills and technique also matter.

Did anything small happen?

[Steve Kline's Bird]

Did anything small happen?

Someone posted pictures of large oddly shappened bewbs. Apprently those kind of shenanigans are not welcome anymore.

[cards_252]

Word on the street is... kmcook had to leave the board.

[bgdog86]

it is often about size, although skills and technique also matter.

Did anything small happen?Show your tits.

[mbarlow]

My tongue kinda hurts...

Cards_252 is looking for a fishing pic.

[Sandman]

Did you and Iggy finally meet?

[mbarlow]

Show your tits.

yeah, that would be small.

[cards_252]

Cards_252 is looking for a fishing pic.

Nah. I'm in no mood after the happenings today to pull any of that malarky.

[mbarlow]

Did you and Iggy finally meet?

No, he sent me an email. Is this his week in Orlando?

[bgdog86]

yeah, that would be small.Alright then, show your ass. I am an ass man anyways. This is your claim to fame according to you.

[mbarlow]

Alright then, show your ass. I am an ass man anyways. This is your claim to fame according to you.

let's see that wife of yours. You must have some pics on your computer.

[imo6]

Someone posted pictures of large oddly shappened bewbs. Apprently those kind of shenanigans are not welcome anymore.

Have I seen said bewbs?

[cards_252]

Have I seen said bewbs?

Not talking about her, dude.

[mbarlow]

does Beercats play for the Cardinals now?

[bgdog86]

let's see that wife of yours. You must have some pics on your computer.My wife? Hell I wish I could get "pics" of her. She doesn't play that. I am shit out of luck with that one. The best I have is on my myspace and you have access to that.

[imo6]

Not talking about her, dude.

I know. Just wondering where said bewbs were.

[mbarlow]

My wife? Hell I wish I could get "pics" of her. She doesn't play that. I am shit out of luck with that one. The best I have is on my myspace and you have access to that.

quite sad. Are you allowed to drink beer in the house?

[bgdog86]

does Beercats play for the Cardinals now?
He retired. Here is his rookie pic though.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l29/Bostnfn/BenesAndy2.jpg

[mbarlow]

a guy just looked like him I thought.

[bgdog86]

quite sad. Are you allowed to drink beer in the house?Of course. I rule the roost here my dear.

[mbarlow]

Of course. I rule the roost here my dear.

So, if you asked to take a pic of her bewbs, she would not oblige you?

[bgdog86]

So, if you asked to take a pic of her bewbs, she would not oblige you?No she would not. My wife as a young woman had an eating disorder. Fortunately she has conquered that, but she is still very self conscience about her body. I don't see getting nude pics of her happening in the near future. You never say never though.

[mbarlow]

No she would not. My wife as a young woman had an eating disorder. Fortunately she has conquered that, but she is still very self conscience about her body. I don't see getting nude pics of her happening in the near future. You never say never though.

I see.

So, show me your weenis.

[mbarlow]

this guy looks like Beercats

#8

[itsvon]

I see.

So, show me your weenis.

yeah, for real

[Brad_Lee]

this guy looks like Beercats

#8
Troy Glaus? Please.

[mbarlow]

Troy Glaus? Please.

I thought so.

[mbarlow]

yeah, for real

He is prolly chubbing up before he posts it.

[Brad_Lee]

I thought so.

Meh. I think you're flattering him.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cIZdrZ7S78PC/610x.jpg

[bgdog86]

I see.

So, show me your weenis.
I just trimmed my pubes tonight and shaved my balls. It will look bigger than normal. You lucked out.

[mbarlow]

Meh. I think you're flattering him.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cIZdrZ7S78PC/610x.jpg

I would have to see him in a Camaro to be sure.

[mbarlow]

I just trimmed my pubes tonight and shaved my balls. It will look bigger than normal. You lucked out.

Do I have a PM?

[bgdog86]

Do I have a PM?
I can send you a pic of my mangina.

[mbarlow]

I can send you a pic of my mangina.

okay. send it along, and I will post it in here for you.

[Brad_Lee]

I just trimmed my pubes tonight and shaved my balls. It will look bigger than normal. You lucked out.

You too?

I mean, that sounds weird.

[bgdog86]

okay. send it along, and I will post it in here for you.
Hell with that. I will just post it here for you.

http://www.mathcs.duq.edu/%7Efa01mcguire/images/mangina.jpg

[Brad_Lee]

Hey, remember that night bgdog got deleted?

Yeah.

That was cool.

Yeah. Cool.

[JLS]

Dude

[imo6]

I'm only doing a quick reply because that picture doesn't need to be posted again.

Yikes.

[bgdog86]

DudeI know. I have trimmed down haven't I? I can give you my keys to success you fat fuck.

[wiggly]

Memories of Silence Of The Lambs...

[mbarlow]

I thought you would be taller.

[JLS]

I know. I have trimmed down haven't I? I can give you my keys to success you fat fuck.

Fat fuck

Seriously?

[imo6]

Fat fuck

Seriously?

Maybe he meant to quote me? haha

[bgdog86]

Fat fuck

Seriously?You saying I am fat you son of a bitch?

[bgdog86]

I thought you would be taller.
I decided to shave off 4 inches of height to make my dick look bigger.

[stewy]

nice necklace, fag.

[Chief]

This thread is a trove of bgdog unintentional comedy gold.

[JLS]

You saying I am fat you son of a bitch?

Are you drinking? You seem more retarded than normal. Your posts are even shorter.

[BigDaddy]

This thread went the opposite direction that I thought it would.........

geez....

[stewy]

I decided to shave off 4 inches of height to make my dick look bigger.

I just have a huge dong. Has nothing to do with being 5'8"

[Brad_Lee]

I just have a huge dong. Has nothing to do with being 5'8"

You should reply to the Foo Fighters thread I started so I can ask where you were sitting last night.

[mbarlow]

I just have a huge dong. Has nothing to do with being 5'8"

Maybe it looks huge because of your testicular anomaly.

[bgdog86]

I just have a huge dong. Has nothing to do with being 5'8"
When you are that short, a 6 inch cock bounces off your ankles.

[bgdog86]

Are you drinking? You seem more retarded than normal. Your posts are even shorter.
No, just being a dumbass. I was only joking with you.

PS I hope I didn't offend anyone with my pic above. We can delete this thread if we have to.

[DMBFanSteve]

Interesting. . . . the "NSFW" tag got me somewhat excited. . . .

[stewy]

You should reply to the Foo Fighters thread I started so I can ask where you were sitting last night.

don't get me going on that one again sir. Ended up selling my tickets to one of my sister in laws and her husband because my wife had comitted us to couples crap with friends that were intown for the weekend. Went to Kemols and the Muny and sweated what was left of my ballbag off. I am still chapped over it. Did get a nice beej for my agravation on Sunday morning, but still pissed.

[stewy]

Maybe it looks huge because of your testicular anomaly.

nah, that just makes it look like I am lopsided.

[Brad_Lee]

don't get me going on that one again sir. Ended up selling my tickets to one of my sister in laws and her husband because my wife had comitted us to couples crap with friends that were intown for the weekend. Went to Kemols and the Muny and sweated what was left of my ballbag off. I am still chapped over it. Did get a nice beej for my agravation on Sunday morning, but still pissed.

Aw. Fuck.

Yeah, you missed out. And I was on the lookout for a short bald guy all night for nothing.

[bgdog86]

nah, that just makes it look like I am lopsided.Is your alter ego Mike Oxlong?

[stewy]

Aw. Fuck.

Yeah, you missed out. And I was on the lookout for a short bald guy all night for nothing.

she got one of the secretaries to go get bandanas take out during one of my meetings today and leave it on my desk because I was apparently still seething this morning.