Kardashian News Thread

[Senior Weaner]

...

dear god

i'd like to pound her like a veal cutlet

[B.A.]

i like how belle tries to justify this stupid shit.I laughed when I read that yesterday, too.

[Johnny Utah]

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/04/Kim%20Kardashian%20Naked/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-0416_kim_nude_00.jpg

[Hunk Golden]

It was reported that she went back to the hotel room of Cristiano Ronaldo...

Interesting...I didnt think she liked white guys

[Deega13]

It was reported that she went back to the hotel room of Cristiano Ronaldo...

Interesting...I didnt think she liked white guys

this makes me hate ronaldo more

[Hunk Golden]

this makes me hate ronaldo more

exactly...

[Leon]

this makes me hate ronaldo more

I can actually stand him a lot more now that he has left Man U. I watched his game today with Real Madrid and didn't really hate him.

But yes, this Kardashian news pisses me off a bit. Dude is kind of a diving pussy.

[Hunk Golden]

I can actually stand him a lot more now that he has left Man U. I watched his game today with Real Madrid and didn't really hate him.

But yes, this Kardashian news pisses me off a bit. Dude is kind of a diving pussy.

kind of...

you win understatement of the year award. It's almost as he studied it with the masters in Italy

[Deega13]

I can actually stand him a lot more now that he has left Man U. I watched his game today with Real Madrid and didn't really hate him.

But yes, this Kardashian news pisses me off a bit. Dude is kind of a diving pussy.

kind of like jon miller and joe morgan are tolerable.... that kind of kind of?

[Belle]

Kim K under fire for this photo...

mistreating the animal? PETA thinks so (of course):

"Kim Kardashian isn't the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn't needed."

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/04/kim-1271705316.jpg

[007]

Ah yes: Kim Kardashian would never harm a pussy...

[cards_252]

Growing up, I knew this kid who's grandma had kittens. He picked them up by the neck. Should I call the National Enquirer?
This shit is so fucking ridiculous.

[llg]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs413.snc3/24951_391365042846_833257846_3840396_4537002_n.jpg

[Belle]

ha! is that even a real Kardashian in the photo? looks too thin to be one. doesn't even say a Kardashian will be in attendance.

[Spoon]

ha! is that even a real Kardashian in the photo? looks too thin to be one. doesn't even say a Kardashian will be in attendance.

It's their long lost cousin Kara Kardashian.

No way that's her.

[bill s preston esq]

" 'THE' COME DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY"?

dumb asses

[sandersa9]

ha! is that even a real Kardashian in the photo? looks too thin to be one. doesn't even say a Kardashian will be in attendance.

This appears to be a scam in every way. No way in hell that is Kim; I've studied her body enough to know.

[Chappy Sinclair]

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20100614-Kim_Kardashian_Fat_Ass.jpg

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20100614-FP_5188943_BRJ_KimKardashian_Bikini_061210.jpg

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20100614-100612X6_KARDASHIAN_B-GR_10.jpg

[wiggly]

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20100614-Kim_Kardashian_Fat_Ass.jpg



http://www.dbtechno.com/images/FDA_Savella.jpg

[Belle]

look who she was frolicking with over the weekend in the Bahamas...

for a photo shoot

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/100628/justin-bieber-240.jpg

[Chappy Sinclair]

Is that the "I see dead people" kid?

[Johnny Utah]

Is that the "I see dead people" kid?

And who is the girl?

[Belle]

Is that the "I see dead people" kid?

no it's Justin Bieber

[Belle]

And who is the girl?

freakin utah...

[cards_252]

That doesn't look like KK.

[Johnny Utah]

That doesn't look like KK.

Yeah, I don't think that is her.

[cards_252]

Yeah, I don't think that is her.

Nor do I.

[Belle]

That doesn't look like KK.

Yeah, I don't think that is her.

it is.

they also took these pictures together this weekend.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/115164152.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1276544840&Signature=5vQyrurKVuGauwDt60nhVyxJaQo%3D

http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c54102/x2_19d30cb

[cards_252]

Why?

[sandersa9]

I feel bad for wanting something bad to happen to this kid, but I do. Not anything too serious, but something.

[Lief]

I feel bad for wanting something bad to happen to this kid, but I do. Not anything too serious, but something.
How bout a campfire accident that burns off all his hair?

[sandersa9]

How bout a campfire accident that burns off all his hair?

This seems fair.

[Midnight]

so apparently kim kardashian is dating miles austin

[llg]

so apparently kim kardashian is dating miles austin

I just read this today, and I hadn't seen it anywhere before this.
You're a gossip queen!

[blazedays]

So I guess when I go to Vegas in a few weeks I should put some money on Dallas to win the Super Bowl? Because she's batting 1.000 on dating jocks and their teams winning the championship.

[Midnight]

I just read this today, and I hadn't seen it anywhere before this.
You're a gossip queen!

what can i say, i know people.

[Hoofbite]

what can i say, i know people.

You're kind of a big deal

[bill s preston esq]

so apparently kim kardashian is dating miles austin

i picked that dude up in my fantasy league during his break-out season. he was a stud.

[Hoofbite]

i picked that dude up in my fantasy league during his break-out season. he was a stud.

Yes he was. I happened to be playing him the week of his first big game. Mothertrucker

[Cheezy E]

I heard Kobe Bryant's wife has shunned Khole from the Lakers wive's inner circle because she's a "fake wife" and a fame whore. If that ain't a glass house situation. That bitch would be working at Pizza Hut and drawing her eyebrows on with sharpies if it weren't for Kobe.

[BigAlCardsFan]

I heard Kobe Bryant's wife has shunned Khole from the Lakers wive's inner circle because she's a "fake wife" and a fame whore. If that ain't a glass house situation. That bitch would be working at Pizza Hut and drawing her eyebrows on with sharpies if it weren't for Kobe.

You make me laugh... Thanks, Cheezy!

[llg]

I heard Kobe Bryant's wife has shunned Khole from the Lakers wive's inner circle because she's a "fake wife" and a fame whore. If that ain't a glass house situation. That bitch would be working at Pizza Hut and drawing her eyebrows on with sharpies if it weren't for Kobe.

I've always hated Vannessa Bryant, she's known for being a total bitch. I read a story once that one of her nanny's gave out, and the way she treated them was ridiculous.

[Cheezy E]

I've always hated Vannessa Bryant, she's known for being a total bitch. I read a story once that one of her nanny's gave out, and the way she treated them was ridiculous.

I remember that story, something about making the maid put her hand in a bag of poo. Wasn't Vanessa a video girl when she met Kobe?

[llg]

I remember that story, something about making the maid put her hand in a bag of poo. Wasn't Vanessa a video girl when she met Kobe?

I thought she was a highschool cheerleader?

[Spoon]

I remember that story, something about making the maid put her hand in a bag of poo. Wasn't Vanessa a video girl when she met Kobe?

ha...you called the shit poo

[Belle]

I heard Kobe Bryant's wife has shunned Khole from the Lakers wive's inner circle because she's a "fake wife" and a fame whore. If that ain't a glass house situation. That bitch would be working at Pizza Hut and drawing her eyebrows on with sharpies if it weren't for Kobe.

Khloe bought Lamar a $400,000 Rolls Royce...for winning a basketball game.

people called her out and said it was Lamar's money she was spending. She tweeted that she makes her own money bitches!

[Cheezy E]

Khloe bought Lamar a $400,000 Rolls Royce...for winning a basketball game.

people called her out and said it was Lamar's money she was spending. She tweeted that she makes her own money bitches!

I'm sure she does alright, but if she keeps spending "her own money" like that, she'll be broke by the time she's 40. Her 15 minutes are almost up.

[Master Splinter]

I thought Kobe's wife looked ugly during the finals.

[Cheezy E]

I gotta admit, when Kobe walked off the floor during halftime at the finals and met his wife and girls in the vaum and kissed them, it made me smile. It was totally staged and I hate all of them, but I still thought it was cute.

[Master Splinter]

I gotta admit, when Kobe walked off the floor during halftime at the finals and met his wife and girls in the vaum and kissed them, it made me smile. It was totally staged and I hate all of them, but I still thought it was cute.

NO! Don't fall for that bullshit. He hates them. He hates them all!

[Cheezy E]

NO! Don't fall for that bullshit. He hates them. He hates them all!

How many white hotel concierge girls do you think he fucked that night?

[llg]

I'm surprised he hasn't divorced her yet, and just given her the money. That bitch has to be awful.

[Cheezy E]

I'm surprised he hasn't divorced her yet, and just given her the money. That bitch has to be awful.

I would guess because he probably bangs other girls and she looks the other way and continues to spend his money. Maybe he doesn't want to break up his family or maybe he doesn't have a very good pre-nup.

[wiggly]

How many white hotel concierge girls do you think he fucked that night?

All of them.

[llg]

I would guess because he probably bangs other girls and she looks the other way and continues to spend his money. Maybe he doesn't want to break up his family or maybe he doesn't have a very good pre-nup.

still, i just know, i know!! that girl has to be awful.

[Cheezy E]

still, i just know, i know!! that girl has to be awful.

Kobe's a total turd too, they're probably perfect for each other.

[Belle]

If I were Khloe, i wouldn't give two shits was Vanessa Bryant thought of me. If she was a bitch to my face I'd just tell her to run off and find her husband, he's probably banging one of the cheerleaders right now!

[llg]

I wouldn't care if I was Khloe either. Khloe has her own fame/money, I'd be laughing about it. I mean, who the fuck is Vanessa Bryant? Oh yeah, she's the wife of that basketball player who cheated on her right? Yeah.

[Hoofbite]

The fiance watches this show, and I must say that the only tolerable one of them is the chick with the psycho husband. She looks like she might be alright to hang out with in real life. The rest of that family should off jump off a cliff

[llg]

I like all of them but Kim, I can't stand Kim.

[Master Splinter]

How many white hotel concierge girls do you think he fucked that night?

The question is, how many of them did he fuck against their will?

[Belle]

The fiance watches this show, and I must say that the only tolerable one of them is the chick with the psycho husband. She looks like she might be alright to hang out with in real life. The rest of that family should off jump off a cliff

Khourtney is a shell of a person. she never has any emotion or logical reaction to things. she pulled her own baby out of her vagina.

[Hoofbite]

Khourtney is a shell of a person. she never has any emotion or logical reaction to things. she pulled her own baby out of her vagina.

And the rest of the family does? Give me a break Belle. Those people are what's wrong with America

[Belle]

I like all of them but Kim, I can't stand Kim.

i used to like Khloe the least, but now i think i like her best.

i bet you she'd punch Vanessa Bryant if she had the chance. and i like that.

[llg]

Khourtney is a shell of a person. she never has any emotion or logical reaction to things. she pulled her own baby out of her vagina.

what?

[wiggly]

Khourtney is a shell of a person. she never has any emotion or logical reaction to things. she pulled her own baby out of her vagina.

What in the world?

[Cheezy E]

The question is, how many of them did he fuck against their will?

I was going to ask how many white hotel concierge girls he raped that night, but I thought that was a bit harsh.


I would hang out with any of them. Kim is the prettiest but she really does seem dumb as shit and she's botoxing the life out of her poor face.

[Belle]

And the rest of the family does? Give me a break Belle. Those people are what's wrong with America

they have a reality show where they're "on" for the cameras. if you think they're like that all the time, you must not understand reality tv. it's not real.
ha.

[Hoofbite]

they have a reality show where they're "on" for the cameras. if you think they're like that all the time, you must not understand reality tv. it's not real.
ha.

I guess they call you at home.

And I don't want to understand reality TV

[Belle]

what?
didn't you see the birth of Mason episode??

What in the world?

yep.

[Spoon]

didn't you see the birth of Mason episode??



yep.

i saw the episode....she really just put her hands on the baby when the dr pulled him out.


also, i'd do any of the 3 sisters

[Cheezy E]

One dude I really can't stand is Kourtney's boyfriend Scott. I would seriously like to beat the shit out of him with a tire iron. I also think the mom is a horrifying display of parenting.

[Belle]

i saw the episode....she really just put her hands on the baby when the dr pulled him out.


no way dude. she straight up pulled that baby out herself.

[llg]

didn't you see the birth of Mason episode??



yep.

No, i don't watch the show.
I just really like Khloe & Bruce

[Spoon]

no way dude. she straight up pulled that baby out herself.

quit being so dramatic, she did not

[Belle]

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the dr was helping, but she pulled. hard.

[Hoofbite]

quit being so dramatic, she did not

Damnit Spoon why do you watch this show

[Cheezy E]

I have trouble getting through a full episode. I end up getting really disgusted or uncomfortable and change the channel.

[Spoon]

see the dr pulled it out.

goddamit twinkiehoof...the wife happened to be watching

[Belle]

quit being so dramatic, she did not

ok Kardashian aficionado

[The Ice]

I like that Pretty Wild show.

[Hoofbite]

see the dr pulled it out.

goddamit twinkiehoof...the wife happened to be watching

ok Kardashian aficionado

Yeah, your secret's out shitty utensil

[Belle]

I like that Pretty Wild show.

it's over and i'm glad. i hope it never comes back. that one girl should be reporting to jail any day now. ha!

[llg]

it looks like she pulled pretty hard to me, grody

[The Ice]

it's over and i'm glad. i hope it never comes back. that one girl should be reporting to jail any day now. ha!yeah, I think I only saw like an episode and a half.

The Soup making fun of E! having criminals on the payroll was great.

[mjonns]

it looks like she pulled pretty hard to me, grody
this.

that is just odd. but that sister is hot.

[Cheezy E]

this.

that is just odd. but that sister is hot.

That's probably how they did it in olden times, when women used to go out to the field to deliver babies by themselves.

[mjonns]

That's probably how they did it in olden times, when women used to go out to the field to deliver babies by themselves.
yes, while the guys were away hunting and drinking heavy barley beer from huge mason mugs




edit: oh and you must be bored with the threads lately cause you commented on my post in 20 seconds. thats a new record.

[thelivingend]

That's probably how they did it in olden times, when women used to go out to the field to deliver babies by themselves.


people do that all the time, my wife did for our daughter. it isnt like she reaches up there and drags the baby out either, the doc delivers the head, shoulders and arms.

[llg]

i want to them to clean my baby up before i hold it, yikes!

[fatkid]

i want to them to clean my baby up before i hold it, yikes!


you won't know any different when it happens, they will just flop his/her blue ass right on your chest and you will love it.

[llg]

you won't know any different when it happens, they will just flop his/her blue ass right on your chest and you will love it.

my baby is not going to be blue!

[mjonns]

my baby is not going to be blue!
that's racist.

[Apollo Creed]

i want to them to clean my baby up before i hold it, yikes!

congrats darko and llg!

[Master Splinter]

I like that Pretty Wild show.

That mom is the definition of poor parenting, but that one chick might have the most perfect boobs in the history of boobs.

[Master Splinter]

you won't know any different when it happens, they will just flop his/her blue ass right on your chest and you will love it.

I don't think that's completely true. They'll show you the baby, but it's pretty quick. Then they work on getting that little bastard warmed up. Then they'll wrap it in a blanket, and then they'll throw it on her tits.

[Midnight]

I would guess because he probably bangs other girls and she looks the other way and continues to spend his money. Maybe he doesn't want to break up his family or maybe he doesn't have a very good pre-nup.

he doesn't have one at all. he "loved her too much" to make her sign on when they got married.

[Belle]

this family has no plan to get off the money train!


InTouch Weekly is reporting that Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom will be getting their own reality show courtesy of E! to air this coming fall.

An insider reveals:

"They will be starting to tape in the next few weeks. It's about their life — being married, trying to have a baby, and her being a stepmother to his kids. Everything that family does turns to gold. They are all making tons and tons of money."

Naturally Ryan Seacrest is producing the new show and Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been renewed for another season.

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2009/09/Khloe_Lamar.JPG

[TyWebb]

Goddamn, people suck

[Denitio del Toro]

Goddamn, people suck who watch this shit

Fixed

[cards_252]

"They will be starting to tape in the next few weeks. It's about their life — being married, trying to have a baby, and her being a stepmother to his kids. Everything that family does turns to gold. They are all making tons and tons of money."



He already has kids? Get out of here. I don't believe it.

[Stick]

He already has kids? Get out of here. I don't believe it.

That's racist.

[cards_252]

That's racist.

The dude was (is?) in the NBA. It's a scientific fact that he must have an average of 13.8 children.

[Stick]

The dude was (is?) in the NBA. It's a scientific fact that he must have an average of 13.8 children.

Even Marshall Faulk thinks that's out of line.

[blazedays]

That's racist.

I'm shocked! What NBA player would dare have children out of wedlock?
-Larry Bird

[cards_252]

Even Marshall Faulk thinks that's out of line.

Whatchu got going on this weekend, Stick? Shooting any fireworks?

[Johnny Utah]

Whatchu got going on this weekend, Stick? Shooting any fireworks?

His neighbor usually spends $1700 on fireworks every year.

-board firework noyoudidn't guys

[cards_252]

His neighbor usually spends $1700 on fireworks every year.

-board firework noyoudidn't guys

ha.

[Stick]

Whatchu got going on this weekend, Stick? Shooting any fireworks?

I'm heading out to the sticks for the weekend to fish and swim with kiddos and mom. Me and my brother in law put on the firework show. No doubt I'll burn the fuck out of myself.....again.

[cards_252]

I'm heading out to the sticks for the weekend to fish and swim with kiddos and mom. Me and my brother in law put on the firework show. No doubt I'll burn the fuck out of myself.....again.

Nice. I think I'm going to go fishing on Monday.

[Hoofbite]

Nice. I think I'm going to go fishing on Monday.

Me too. Got a new spinnerbait and frog I want to try out

[cards_252]

Me too. Got a new spinnerbait and frog I want to try out

My tackle box is pretty skeet right now. I need to hit up Walmart and reload.

[Hoofbite]

My tackle box is pretty skeet right now. I need to hit up Walmart and reload.

Bass Pro has a good sale going on right now

[cards_252]

Bass Pro has a good sale going on right now

Word. But that's a really far drive.

[Chappy Sinclair]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kim_kardashian_wax_sculpture.jpg

[Johnny Utah]

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0719-kim-kourtney-kardashian-bikini-01-480x720.jpg

[Spoon]

I'm not sure what to think about that

[Bmac]

I bet you could float an 8 man raft down that crack on a hot day

[mjonns]

lick lick butt butt

[wiggly]

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0719-kim-kourtney-kardashian-bikini-01-480x720.jpg

Just thought this deserved to be quoted.

[Chappy Sinclair]

she looks stubby from that angle. I thought she was taller.

[B.A.]

I'm not sure what to think about thatHer bottom half is disproportioned as all hell.

[cards_252]

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0719-kim-kourtney-kardashian-bikini-01-480x720.jpg

That's fuckin nasty.

Her bottom half is disproportioned as all hell.

Yep. Some dudes will jump off the ground and clap their feet and hands while whistling like that donkey on Looney Tunes, but god damn.... that shit just isn't attractive.

[blazedays]

she looks stubby from that angle. I thought she was taller.

I thought I read she was 5'3".

[The Ice]

I'm not sure what to think about thatsame thing here, but I'm leaning towards liking it. Can't say I've had the pleasure of dealing with something that misproportionate.

[cards_252]

same thing here, but I'm leaning towards liking it. Can't say I've had the pleasure of dealing with something that misproportionate.

You've obviously never gotten head from McKernan.

[Bmac]

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0719-kim-kourtney-kardashian-bikini-01-480x720.jpg

I wonder how big a turd this thing can produce.

[wiggly]

That's fuckin nasty.



Yep. Some dudes will jump off the ground and clap their feet and hands while whistling like that donkey on Looney Tunes, but god damn.... that shit just isn't attractive.

Wrong!

- wiggly

[cards_252]

Wrong!

- wiggly

I really want to find a gif of that donkey. I think he even had a bowtie that would spin really fast.

[Belle]

she looks stubby from that angle. I thought she was taller.

she's only 5'2 or 5'3

[blazedays]

she's only 5'2 or 5'3

I guess my answer wasn't good enough?

http://www.insidestl.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=942395&postcount=381

[Stick]

I like her. I'm not saying that thing even looks close to normal but good god it's like you can't even take your eyes off of it.

[Belle]

I guess my answer wasn't good enough?

http://www.insidestl.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=942395&postcount=381

of course it wasn't

[stl_constitutionalist]

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0719-kim-kourtney-kardashian-bikini-01-480x720.jpg That's fuckin amazing!!!! I would love to go to town on that.



That's fuckin nasty.



Yep. Some dudes will jump off the ground and clap their feet and hands while whistling like that donkey on Looney Tunes, but god damn.... that shit just isn't attractive. you are mental

[Chappy Sinclair]

That's fuckin nasty.


No it's not.

she's only 5'2 or 5'3

Weird how cameras can disguise that.

That's fuckin amazing!!!! I would love to go to town on that.



Yes

[Chappy Sinclair]

If it wasn't for such a thin waste I would have thought that was Snookie.

[Belle]

If it wasn't for such a thin waste I would have thought that was Snookie.

yes!!

[Hoofbite]

yes!!

Ironically, it still works when talking about Kim

[Belle]

Teen Choice Awards last night...Khloe is SO much bigger than the other two!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/teen-choice-awards-2010-kim-kardashian-kourney-khloe-nude-black-dresses-240sc090910.jpg

[Cheezy E]

Kim's face is looking so weird. She's looking more and more like her mom, and that's not a good thing.

[Bmac]

Teen Choice Awards last night...Khloe is SO much bigger than the other two!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/teen-choice-awards-2010-kim-kardashian-kourney-khloe-nude-black-dresses-240sc090910.jpg

That's a huge bitch.


FREAK!

[mjonns]

Kim's face is looking so weird. She's looking more and more like her mom, and that's not a good thing.
kim is really hot. i would also like to go bone to bone with courtney for sure. khloe is sick

[The Ice]

Where's the news?

[Chappy Sinclair]

Teen Choice Awards last night...Khloe is SO much bigger than the other two!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/teen-choice-awards-2010-kim-kardashian-kourney-khloe-nude-black-dresses-240sc090910.jpg

http://bloglog.globo.com/FCKeditor/UserFiles/Image/hansolo.jpg

[Bmac]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/db_072Deuce_tall_date.jpg

[blazedays]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/teen-choice-awards-2010-kim-kardashian-kourney-khloe-nude-black-dresses-240sc090910.jpg

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!
-Khloe

[Lucky1]

Teen Choice Awards last night...Khloe is SO much bigger than the other two!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/teen-choice-awards-2010-kim-kardashian-kourney-khloe-nude-black-dresses-240sc090910.jpg

Wow, she looks huge! I knew she was bigger than the other sisters, but that is amazon freak big.

[Cheezy E]

Wow, she looks huge! I knew she was bigger than the other sisters, but that is amazon freak big.

I think she's only like 5'9 but her sisters are really short. And she's wearing platform heels.

[Johnny Utah]

Kim's face is getting uglier every day.

[Lucky1]

I think she's only like 5'9 but her sisters are really short. And she's wearing platform heels.

I know you're right. Of course, I'd still hit it - freak and all!

[llg]

I'm slowly starting to find Khloe to be the most attractive.

[JCKennedy]

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!
-Khloe

Awesome

[Belle]

Last night, Kim previewed her 2011 calendar on Twitter.

She tweeted "New twitter background. It's a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot. It will be up only for one night!"

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/1282223240877.jpg

[So Taintastic]

Last night, Kim previewed her 2011 calendar on Twitter.

She tweeted "New twitter background. It's a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot. It will be up only for one night!"

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/1282223240877.jpg

I'm pretty sure I would enjoy sticking a bottle of baby oil in the microwave, removing it, spraying her entire ass down with hot oil, and then rubbing the tip of my boner up and down her asscrack.

[Hoofbite]

Last night, Kim previewed her 2011 calendar on Twitter.

She tweeted "New twitter background. It's a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot. It will be up only for one night!"

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/1282223240877.jpg

That's her? Doesn't look like her

[cards_252]

Last night, Kim previewed her 2011 calendar on Twitter.

She tweeted "New twitter background. It's a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot. It will be up only for one night!"

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/08/1282223240877.jpg


That ass is a mess.

You're gay!
-Board cellulite dudes.

[Johnny Utah]

Yeah, I don't think that is her.

[cards_252]

Yeah, I don't think that is her.

Yeah. It kinda looks like they took a hot model and photshopped a huge fat roll on her lower back to make her look like Kardashian.

[Tyler]

Looks more like Elizabeth Berkley in the face area

[FreakNastySugarCookies]

the kardashians except the young dumb one who is preggo or had a baby or something are giant fat ugly man looking freaks. Not sure why they are famous. They are talentless as far as I can tell.

[cards_252]

the kardashians except the young dumb one who is preggo or had a baby or something are giant fat ugly man looking freaks. Not sure why they are famous. They are talentless as far as I can tell.

Well put. Oh and the one that had the kid isn't the youngest I don't think. But yeah, she was always the best looking one. Was. Then she had that kid, so...

[llg]

http://perezhilton.com/page/2/

if you scroll down a little bit there are new nude photos of Kim K.

[Cheezy E]

http://perezhilton.com/page/2/

if you scroll down a little bit there are new nude photos of Kim K.

Wow. Her boobs look real. I wasn't sure.

[Belle]

Wow. Her boobs look real. I wasn't sure.

pretty sure kourtney's are the only fakies

[wiggly]

http://perezhilton.com/page/2/

if you scroll down a little bit there are new nude photos of Kim K.

Those are mesmerizing.

[Bmac]

boobs

[wiggly]

boobs

You don't say.

[Master Splinter]

Hmmmm....I don't see them.

[Flappy McB]

Hmmmm....I don't see them.

They are on page three now, numnuts.

[bill s preston esq]

i am a fan of big butts, but i really just don't like hers.

[Chappy Sinclair]

the kardashians are giant fat ugly man looking freaks.

I've never wanted to bang a giant fat ugly man looking freak this bad in my whole life.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kim-kardashian-playboy.jpg

[Cheezy E]

Here's the link:

http://unratedperez.com/2010-10-11-kim-kardashian-goes-nude-for-w-magazine

[Senior Weaner]

I'd hit it but yeah her butt looks a bit too big on that last picture from the link

[sandersa9]

Word around the campfire is that Kim is prenant with Kanye's baby. If true, kid will have a big ass and a big mouth.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/12/kim-kardashian-is-pregnant-and-kanye-west-is-the-father/

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that’s why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well.

Media Take Out says…

(We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!!
“Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”
And now, according to the insider, she suspects that Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT.
“Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls him almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.”

So this is all just rumor but one thing for sure is that she’s in love with him. Look at that body language. She’s touching her hair, her legs are apart, she’s leaning forward and, most telling of all, she’s laughing at his jokes. We both know that mother fuckers not funny, so if Kim is laughing it’s because she wants him to hit that. I’ve actually been inside girls who don’t send out this many positive signs.

[wiggly]

Word around the campfire is that Kim is prenant with Kanye's baby. If true, kid will have a big ass and a big mouth.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/12/kim-kardashian-is-pregnant-and-kanye-west-is-the-father/

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that’s why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well.

Media Take Out says…

(We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!!
“Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”
And now, according to the insider, she suspects that Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT.
“Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls him almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.”

So this is all just rumor but one thing for sure is that she’s in love with him. Look at that body language. She’s touching her hair, her legs are apart, she’s leaning forward and, most telling of all, she’s laughing at his jokes. We both know that mother fuckers not funny, so if Kim is laughing it’s because she wants him to hit that. I’ve actually been inside girls who don’t send out this many positive signs.

What's up with that?

[Deega13]

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1012/kardashian-family-portrait-01.jpg


awkward

[Tyler]

They must have had 150 people Jcamping that thing around the clock since Thanksgiving

[Deega13]

i think its dumb that theyre all straight faced... dumbfucks

and odom looks really weird, i bet the lakers are having a blast with this

[Cheezy E]

I think it's so ridiculous that it's awesome.

[Master Splinter]

The girl on the left looks like she was photoshopped in there from a vampire movie or The Adams Family.

[Lief]

The only one in that pic that looks normal is the little kid. The rest of them look like idiots.

[108 Stitches]

The only one in that pic that looks normal is the little kid. The rest of them look like idiots.

Give him time, that kid is six different shades of fucked.

[mjonns]

kim is hot. like gorgeous hot

[cards_252]

kim is hot. like gorgeous hot

How can you tell?

That would be like guessing how many seeds are inside of an apple.

[wiggly]

Is that Bruce Jenner?

[108 Stitches]

Is that Bruce Jenner?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UNTVuUwIDfI/TC271XLLbjI/AAAAAAAAAaY/x0aF8Q0qPyA/s1600/yet_another_picard_facepalm%5B1%5D.jpg

[Denitio del Toro]

Is that Bruce Jenner?

in all his glory . . he's the step dad

[llg]

i can't see that, can someone post it from somewhere else?

[wiggly]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UNTVuUwIDfI/TC271XLLbjI/AAAAAAAAAaY/x0aF8Q0qPyA/s1600/yet_another_picard_facepalm%5B1%5D.jpg

Forgive me for not knowing anything about the extended family of a girl with a nice butt.

[So Taintastic]

I'd like to rub that Klohe's ass down with vasoline and smack it with a yard stick

[108 Stitches]

I'd like to rub that Klohe's ass down with vasoline and smack it with a yard stick

Not advisable.

http://www.chumpysclipart.com/images/illustrations/xsmall2/2554_picture_of_a_donkey_kicking_out_one_hind_leg. jpg

[Hoofbite]

I can't believe people still watch this show.

[cards_252]

Not advisable.

http://www.chumpysclipart.com/images/illustrations/xsmall2/2554_picture_of_a_donkey_kicking_out_one_hind_leg. jpg


Ha!

[llg]

http://www.childmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kardashian-jenner-christmas-card-family-portrait-nick-saglimbeni-kim-kylie-khloe-kourtney-kendall-kris-rob-481x469.jpg

Is this the one?

[Spoon]

http://www.childmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kardashian-jenner-christmas-card-family-portrait-nick-saglimbeni-kim-kylie-khloe-kourtney-kendall-kris-rob-481x469.jpg

Is this the one?

no, but that is a really weird picture. wowza

[Tyler]

http://www.childmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kardashian-jenner-christmas-card-family-portrait-nick-saglimbeni-kim-kylie-khloe-kourtney-kendall-kris-rob-481x469.jpg

Is this the one?

No. Oh I wish you could see the one we're looking at, you'd love it

[Denitio del Toro]

Forgive me for not knowing anything about the extended family of a girl with a nice butt.

I just found out myself a couple months ago . . he was on Bob n Tom

you couldn't pay to watch something as uninteresting as that show . .

[108 Stitches]

Ha!

Scrolling over the donkey kick images on google, i came across this absolute gem of a website....

racists (http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?62216-10-Most-Racist-Toys-Ever-Made-Enjoy!)

[llg]

Someone post the other one!!

[Denitio del Toro]

Scrolling over the donkey kick images on google, i came across this absolute gem of a website....

racists (http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?62216-10-Most-Racist-Toys-Ever-Made-Enjoy!)

wow.

[Spoon]

Someone post the other one!!

you probably don't want to see it. Its awkward and weird. You'll never look at the Kardashilands the same

[Tyler]

Someone post the other one!!

That was so ten minutes ago. But I can if you really want.

[Spoon]

Here llg. ya'll are jerk faces.

http://top25unda25.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/the-kardashian-family1.jpg

[llg]

I can't see that either spoon, what is going on??!?!

[Tyler]

Damn it Spoon, I wanted to drag this out for a few more minutes

EDIT: Whew

[Spoon]

I can't see that either spoon, what is going on??!?!

Maybe it just wasn't meant to be....accept it and move on

[llg]

Oh I see it now, why is that so weird?

[Tyler]

Oh I see it now, why is that so weird?

I don't think you do. Describe it to us

[Hoofbite]

Scrolling over the donkey kick images on google, i came across this absolute gem of a website....

racists (http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?62216-10-Most-Racist-Toys-Ever-Made-Enjoy!)

That is pretty terrible

[blazedays]

My gym has a number of TVs stuck on crap like E!, VH1 and Bravo so I've unfortunately seen this show a number of times.

God forbid I have them change the channel to Fox Sports or ESPN on a single TV. Because within a minute some woman or gay dude will be at the front desk damanding they switch the channel back.

[st. louisville cards]

Scrolling over the donkey kick images on google, i came across this absolute gem of a website....

racists (http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?62216-10-Most-Racist-Toys-Ever-Made-Enjoy!)

And clicking on this link is why I'm in a habit of clearing my history everyday.

Friend: Can I use your computer to check my bank account
STL Cards: Sure
Friend: Umm I started to type in Chase.com and Chimpout.com came up...
STL Cards: I can explain
Friend: I'm sure you can. Now I know why you didn't want roger on our softball team...

[108 Stitches]

And clicking on this link is why I'm in a habit of clearing my history everyday.

Friend: Can I use your computer to check my bank account
STL Cards: Sure
Friend: Umm I started to type in Chase.com and Chimpout.com came up...
STL Cards: I can explain
Friend: I'm sure you can. Now I know why you didn't want roger on our softball team...

Poor example, everyone knows you absolutely want the black guy on your sports team.

[st. louisville cards]

Poor example, everyone knows you absolutely want the black guy on your sports team.

Strangely enough I know some black people that are terrible athletes, some asians that don't know shit about math or computers, gay people that don't watch shitty reality shows and go clubbing, and muslims that don't blow shit up. I know, weird.

[mjonns]

Poor example, everyone knows you absolutely want the black guy on your sports team.
this is just case by case.

we had a guy that a buddy worked with play softball with us as a sub, and he was black. He was the worst softball player I have ever seen.

[108 Stitches]

Strangely enough I know some black people that are terrible athletes, some asians that don't know shit about math or computers, gay people that don't watch shitty reality shows and go clubbing, and muslims that haven't blown shit up yet. I know, weird.

.

[Cheezy E]

this is just case by case.

we had a guy that a buddy worked with play softball with us as a sub, and he was black. He was the worst softball player I have ever seen.

Yeah, but I bet you noticed that he had a pretty big dick. You know, when you guys MMF'd later.

[Chappy Sinclair]

Yeah, but I bet you noticed that he had a pretty big dick. You know, when you guys MMF'd later.

http://i28.tinypic.com/zu2g4m.jpg

[108 Stitches]

Yeah, but I bet you noticed that he had a pretty big dick. You know, when you guys MMF'd later.

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/01/spit%20take.jpg

[st. louisville cards]

Yeah, but I bet you noticed that he had a pretty big dick. You know, when you guys MMF'd later.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/sunny111309.gif

[Papi]

Strangely enough I know some black people that are terrible athletes, some asians that don't know shit about math or computers, gay people that don't watch shitty reality shows and go clubbing, and muslims that don't blow shit up. I know, weird.

Nothing in this statement is true. Not one thing.

[Johnny Utah]

Yeah, it's just too bad she doesn't really have an attractive face.

I'm taking this back after I saw her on Conan. That is seriously the first time I ever heard her talk.

[108 Stitches]

I'm taking this back after I saw her on Conan. That is seriously the first time I ever heard her talk.

She is beautiful, but I don't think she'll age well.

[Hoofbite]

Yeah, but I bet you noticed that he had a pretty big dick. You know, when you guys MMF'd later.

http://www.shootbank.net/photos/1756.medium.jpg



You're what the Spaniards call el terible

[Senior Weaner]

Yeah, but I bet you noticed that he had a pretty big dick. You know, when you guys MMF'd later.

now just what does that have to do with being able to hit a softball?

and what does "MMF'd" mean?

[Tyler]

now just what does that have to do with being able to hit a softball?

and what does "MMF'd" mean?

From what I can gather here it means spitting on someone, will you spit on me Saturday?

[Senior Weaner]

From what I can gather here it means spitting on someone, will you spit on me Saturday?

that doesn't sound like a nice thing to do

[Tyler]

that doesn't sound like a nice thing to do

Come on! I'll be the six foot tall bearded guy in the bikers jacket with all the tats. It'll be fun, my friends will love it, I'll act all surprised and pissed off. Just go with it and when I jump on stage punch me right in the eye, then we'll drink a beer and laugh about it.

[Cheezy E]

now just what does that have to do with being able to hit a softball?

and what does "MMF'd" mean?

I thought we were talking about stereotypes!

[Hoofbite]

I thought we were talking about stereotypes!

Only you diamondpooch, I mean Cheezy

[Senior Weaner]

I thought we were talking about stereotypes!

i thought we were talking about big juicey black boners at softball practice

[Tyler]

That's it. I'm not going.

[Senior Weaner]

That's it. I'm not going.

to the waffle house?

[Master Splinter]

I thought we were talking about stereotypes!

Exactly.

White people aren't the best dancers and always have to drive fancy schmancy cars. Latinos are drug lords who only do yard work!

[Tyler]

to the waffle house?

I might go there now that I'm not going to the show, some of the waitress are kinda attractive and terribly desperate human beings.

[itsvon]

Exactly.

White people aren't the best dancers and always have to drive fancy schmancy cars. Latinos are drug lords who only do yard work!

italians have dark slicked back hair.

[Senior Weaner]

I might go there now that I'm not going to the show, some of the waitress are kinda attractive and terribly desperate human beings.

i can smell those scattered hashbrowns now!

[Tyler]

All Eastern Europeans own at least twelve Adidas track suits

[Hoofbite]

italians have dark slicked back hair.

And like pasta.

[st. louisville cards]

Italians are hairy and live with their mothers until the are 45

[Hoofbite]

All Eastern Europeans own at least twelve Adidas track suits

That goes for Italians too.

[bill s preston esq]

The girl on the left looks like she was photoshopped in there from a vampire movie or The Adams Family.

damn. i finally clicked on this thread and that's the first thing i thought of. it's a grown up Wednesday or it's just Morticia. take your pick.

[Chappy Sinclair]

She looks like wax.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/53166_kim_kardashian_at_photoshoot_twitpics_01_123 _391lo.jpg

[Belle]

weird.

Khloe and Lamar's new unisex fragrance commercial.

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wk9Ap4nBiOM?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wk9Ap4nBiOM?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

[Cheezy E]

That is all manners of creepy.

Lamar Odom really hitched his wagon to the right star. He's the one with the actual talent, and yet she's the reason he's topless in a commercial for his own fragrance.

[Master Splinter]

I caught that night club fight on the Kardashian show last night. They don't really think they're fooling people with that bull shit, do they?

[Belle]

I caught that night club fight on the Kardashian show last night. They don't really think they're fooling people with that bull shit, do they?

they don't care what people think...they just know they're making BANK

[laschu]

That is all manners of creepy.

Lamar Odom really hitched his wagon to the right star. He's the one with the actual talent, and yet she's the reason he's topless in a commercial for his own fragrance.
That is really creepy.

And boys should smell like boys, and girls should smell like girls.

[108 Stitches]

That is all manners of creepy.

Lamar Odom really hitched his wagon to the right star. He's the one with the actual talent, and yet she's the reason he's topless in a commercial for his own fragrance.

eh...not really.

[Bmac]

That is really creepy.

And boys should smell like boys, and girls should smell like girls.

unless you've just come from the strip club...then everyone should smell like vag or ass squirt.

[Belle]

unless you've just come from the strip club...then everyone should smell like vag or ass squirt.

this just reminded me of tosh.o this week...ugh