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Old 01-24-2009, 12:21 AM
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When you are taking a dump at someone else's house and you leave poop stains on the toilet.... Do you put some toilet paper in the bowl and not flush? Or do you leave your work for everyone else to admire? I personally leave my work for everyone to admire, but got bitched at tonight for this. I was told I should put a few complimentary pieces of toilet paper in the bowl.
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:25 AM
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Just reach on in and rub those out with your thumb.
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When you are taking a dump at someone else's house and you leave poop stains on the toilet.... Do you put some toilet paper in the bowl and not flush? Or do you leave your work for everyone else to admire? I personally leave my work for everyone to admire, but got bitched at tonight for this. I was told I should put a few complimentary pieces of toilet paper in the bowl.
ON the toilet? Yeah, that's rude.

IN the toilet? A double flush would be the courtesy move.
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Old 01-24-2009, 01:21 AM
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Leave that shit. It's like a battle scar or mark of territory...."Yeah, I shat here. what you going to do about it?"


They can either out do you, or know that you own that toilet. It's up to them after that.
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you take a big chunk of tp and give it a courtesy wipe, not one that puts your hand at risk for contact with fecal matter just a quick one.
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One of the many reasons I don't like shitting at someone else's house.


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Stain that bowl with pride sir
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so who is nxt?
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so who is nxt?
I thought is was nxtgr81.
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