If I shake my Laffy Taffy...

[flatlander]

...what is that, in cracker terms?

[Cheezy E]

I guess your narrow white butt.

While we're on the subject, what the eff is "scummy gummy?" Because I swear to god, I was listening to the radio the other day and the chorus on the song was somebody whispering "scummy gummy" over and over.

[Master Splinter]

I think laffy taffy would be my flacid wiener and scrotum sack.

[BigFatAsian]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=laffy%20taffy

It's meat curtains

[Cheezy E]

I found scummy gummy. It's actually "Scummy Mummy"

1. Scummy Mummy

A dirty bitch who has kids for one reason only; to collect welfare money.

Often, they will start early; 15-16 seems to be the norm, however some start much earlier than this. The offspring of such a mother can often be identified by their charming names. Examples of such names include: Denay, Jayden, Chapelle, Mercedes, etc.

[Spoon]

I heard "Stanky Leg" the other day as well. Still wondering about that one.

[nxt]

Originally Posted by Spoon

I heard "Stanky Leg" the other day as well. Still wondering about that one.

That is when you shart and poop runs down your leg.

[BigGrease]

I thought you were better than this flatlander.

[East Side Jackalope]

Originally Posted by BigGrease

I thought you were better than this flatlander.

How's the rash?

[BigGrease]

Originally Posted by East Side Jackalope

How's the rash?

it was good to go by the time we all left there...