What's some of this shit on TV?

[dagdaj]

I've seen a lot of stuff lately on TV that I want to watch.

Most of it appears to be local.

I want to know what some of this stuff is but I'm afraid if I watch, I'm going to get hooked on it like that Brown and Brown infomercial.

There's one I see where this not-unhot Indian (?, she looks a lot like the chick from Bend it like Beckham/ER) woman with a background set that looks a lot like Larry King's Lightbright set. She's always earnestly interviewing someone.

Then there's another guy who looks like he could be John Waters brother. He's always on interviewing someone too.

Also there's that Reliable Sources show. With that one guy who used to do a real similar waste of time that I couldn't figure out what it's point was. I know it's not local, but it's regional.

And "20 News" or something? WTF is that? I'm afraid to watch that one because for some reason I think those people are Raelians.

And finally, another show...well...infomercial really. I've seen this informercial with two ladies hawking dildos and dongs and stuff on Lifetime I think. It comes on at like 2:00 in the morning. And no, I wasn't watching Lifetime at 2 in the morning. I'm a surfer. It's kinda fun to watch because it's totally like that lady who sells the GT Express 101 (which actually is really awesome, although it doesn't clean up like it does on TV).

[RolandC]

Wow.

[dagdaj]

I've been dealing with morons at work today.
This is how I vent.