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Default Have you ever? A true masturbation story

been in the middle of a bot session and heard someone moving around and you knew that you had time to stop and not get caught, but were too caught up in just blowing your load that you said, "fuck it. if they catch me, they catch me." and you get off just in time to throw your shirt down to cover up the cum belly and pretend you were just checking out how much your ozzie smith rookie card was?

because this has happened to me, not recently, but when i was away at school or if i end up passing out at a friends house. most recently i went back with a female friend and was using her portable porn machine at the dining room table while she was still sleeping. she almost busted me but then made me come lay in bed with her. so there i am, laying in bed cuddling with this girl and she is rubbing my shirt all over my stomach. smearing my ejaculate all over my stomach.
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:49 PM
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Well done Von.
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Why didnt you just fuck HER?
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He's a virg. I thought everyone knew that. He's saving himself.
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Told you so.
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We all make choices.
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not a choice, im pretty much a freak. people say i look like don mossi
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Man, I really shouldn't be reading this board during class.
My teacher is looking at me now in a questioning manner.

Well done sir.
 
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