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Old 07-17-2008, 12:06 AM
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Default i cant get my contacts out

just got them. taking a break and drinking more beer. these suck. not sure whats worse, dealing with these every morning/night, or having lasers shoot my eyeballs with them propped open
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:10 AM
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just got them. taking a break and drinking more beer. these suck. not sure whats worse, dealing with these every morning/night, or having lasers shoot my eyeballs with them propped open
Make sure your fingers are dry and really grab them. You may get some eyeball when you do but you need to take them out. It will be worth it.
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:13 AM
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Make sure your fingers are dry and really grab them. You may get some eyeball when you do but you need to take them out. It will be worth it.
im thinking of dipping my head in a bucket of water and opening my eyes. Would this work?
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:16 AM
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im thinking of dipping my head in a bucket of water and opening my eyes. Would this work?

No! The water will just create a suction and the contacts will stick to your eyeballs. Just pinch them really hard and they'll come out. Do it. Or fall asleep in them. Either way.
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:06 AM
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:27 AM
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uh, re-wet your eyes, retard.
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:25 AM
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uh, re-wet your eyes, retard.
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I thought you left?
he cant stay away....
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