fucking bored

[Senior Weaner]

let's use this thread for silly stories ok dudes and dykes

[Spoon]

Originally Posted by Senior Weaner

let's use this thread for silly stories ok dudes and dykes

Don't worry



















Be happy

[Senior Weaner]

Originally Posted by Spoon

Don't worry



















Be happy

that's not my schtick you asshole

[Spoon]

Originally Posted by Senior Weaner

that's not my schtick you asshole

Just making sure you're not worrying. that is all.

[RolandC]

You figure out how to get a shower arranged for yourself for friday yet?

[Uncle Tupelo]

Originally Posted by Senior Weaner

let's use this thread for silly stories ok dudes and dykes

I was at the Schnucks Deli counter today at lunch to pick up some turkey and this apparently normal looking lady in front of me was scary off. She would kind of ramble on and say she'd want turkey or ham and then point to the pastrami. She would then point inbetween two items and say she wanted that stuff then she would look down and read the tag and move on to something else. I was looking that the lady helping her and you could tell she had this look on her face like "what the fuck is going on here." It was actually kind of sad. It was like her brain just wasn't processing and she couldn't figure out what she wanted.

[Senior Weaner]

Originally Posted by RolandC

You figure out how to get a shower arranged for yourself for friday yet?

i'm not sure how to answer this yet but let me get back to you

let's play mad libs
ok go:


___(board poster name)__ is a total bull dyke. i bet she likes to ___(verb)____ all the time at ___(pro noun)_____. you can only listen to the indigo girls and __(pro noun) so much before you want to choke somebody

[Cheezy E]

Originally Posted by Senior Weaner

i'm not sure how to answer this yet but let me get back to you

let's play mad libs
ok go:


___(board poster name)__ is a total bull dyke. i bet she likes to ___(verb)____ all the time at ___(pro noun)_____. you can only listen to the indigo girls and __(pro noun) so much before you want to choke somebody

That's not how you do madlibs, dumbass. First you ask for the words, then you give them the story. Duh.

[Spoon]

Ha!

[Cheezy E]

___Fatkid__ is a total bull dyke. i bet she likes to ___Eat shitnuggets____ all the time at ___prom of the high school where he works_____. you can only listen to the indigo girls and __finger a kitten's ass___ so much before you want to choke somebody